Welcome to PerezHilton.com
Welcome to PerezHilton.com - Hollywood's Most-Hated Web Site!
Celebrity Scoop Goes Here
E-mail Perez@PerezHilton.com

Report technical problems.
Perez Posse signup FAQ
Loading...

Contact us to advertise on PerezHilton.com



Wear it, share it, give it, get it! Represent!

Jump to your favorite celebrity

Articles by date

Take Two

Filed under: Personally Perez > Beyonce > Katy Perry

A-m-a-z-i-n-g.

445 comments to “Take Two”

More comments: « 1 2 [3] 4 5 »



  1. 201

    Re: mamajud – Hi Mama …… u r right. Red shorts would be uber cute…. with rainbow socks.
    I cant do much about my looks (no lifeguard in mommy & daddy's gene pool) but at least I can dress nice.



  2. 202

    loves it! Perezito, you are lookin good papi! You skinny bitch you!
    Is there anyway you can get rid of the hateful, racist, homophobic people who comment on your page, SERIOUSLY. You just have more regulation. just a suggestion.



  3. 203

    LOVECHILD - HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN GONE EXACTLY? Hmmm, YOU KNEW ABOUT BM YESTERDAY…I'M CURIOUS NOW..?? MIAR?
    .
    .
    I AGREE WITH MAMAJUD ABOUT THE RED SHORTS…PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!



  4. 204

    D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G! Why the hell are you BFFL with Katheryn Perry-Hudson now!? I'm SO sick of her and if this shit continues with constant Katy Hudson propaganda I'm DONE with this site!



  5. 205

    LOVECHILD….
    yes it is safe. don't you worry your mind a minute, we will care for you and protect you.
    as once was said, "it takes a village to raise a child"……or something like that……..
    haahaa



  6. 206

    White people can't dance.



  7. 207

    Let me first just say that all you losers who sit here and attack Perez and Katy for being funny and having a good time are really dumb and need to get a life and have some fun for yourselves!

    And secondly all you HOMOPHOBS who are also sitting here and writing stuff about anus's iching and getting wood really make me sick! You sound like really angry people with nothing better to do but attack other people!

    Sending big love to Perez & Katy from Sydney Australia xoxo



  8. 208

    Re: Shakti – they're two completely different songs. Jill Sobule's song was done her way, and Katy Perry's song was done her own way.



  9. 209

    Funny :)
    You two are so cute



  10. 210

    Re: iluvperezz – anyone who has the login name of anything having to do with - - perez is great, awesome, etc….i love perez, i luv perez, perez rocks and ANYTHING else along those lines……
    should
    be
    shot
    dead
    YEP.
    there. i said it.



  11. 211

    Re: Milky Milky – YOUR BFF IS ON RIHANNA! LOL

  12. fiera says – reply to this


    212

    Perez, you dance like a Menudo reject, and Katy, the one hit wonder, has no rythym!!!



  13. 213

    .
    Darling Lovechild, I am so sorry your Daddy said that he wasn't your Daddy. Maybe he'll come to his senses after taking paternity test and being cornered by LettyB.
    Would you like to play with my toy poodle puppy Coco ?



  14. 214

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Love Child has been gone for some months but visited during elections once or twice.
    Monkey has at least kept fairly easy to find . . . others not so easy.
    Love Child may have enemies looking for her, so must be careful.
    Have muchly missed all the love & giggles from beloved peeps mwaaaaaah



  15. 215

    Loves it!! I also love how SO many people leave these nasty comments about you perez, and yet your still this awesome person and not letting them get to you!!



  16. 216

    Re: nicolemadison – he is cuban….not white….
    .
    dont put that one on us….
    .
    you want yourKitty to give you a lapdance?



  17. 217

    this was so funny! made my day :) you guys are awesome.



  18. 218

    r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d
    .
    s-t-u-p-i-d
    .
    p-a-t-h-e-t-i-c



  19. 219

    you are a way better dancer than katy…



  20. 220

    Re: orchidgirl – Daddy said he's not my daddy??????? waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa But I have the Ballsac eyes!!!!
    Is he mad that his and momma's butt sex tryst is no longer a secret?
    My mommy is Letty B(allsac). I miss my mommy, I think I would love to play with Coco …….. you're so nice kisses mwah



  21. 221

    Re: If U Seek Amy! – Later….dont forget your britney cd's on your way out…
    .
    Or I WILL steal them….



  22. 222

    Re: MissyJ – What if he is not an awesome person?
    .
    for all you know….he could be a total Dyna-douche…..
    .
    either way….its completely awful and the gays just might take his membership away…..or at least suspend it….



  23. 223

    katy perry is wasteddddddddddd



  24. 224

    Re: Milky Milky – 210 Oh but Milky, I love Perez! After all, he got us together, didn't he?
    Don't shoot me! I was so offended by my hater impostor threatening me the other night. I find it best not to shoot anyone. :)



  25. 225

    DON'T WORRY YOU'RE SAFE! YOU SEEM TO LOVE THE POSSE…THANK YOU! WE CAN BE RATHER ENTERTAINING AT TIMES :grin:
    .
    .
    HOPE THE DNA TEST WORKS OUT FOR YOU!



  26. 226

    Re: SmellyJelly – HES WEARING A MADONNA SHIRT FUCKSTICK



  27. 227

    skinny Perez:) looking good- verry funny- what was that thing fell on the floor?



  28. 228

    Re: Sweetpiece! – you are very right SP….my hating on p-man is that fine love hate line…..



  29. 229

    Doesn't this bitch do anything else going on besides make an ass of herself?



  30. 230

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Sorry you're not my daddy ………… maybe you can teach me some monkey stylings when I'm old enough (o:



  31. 231

    Re: Sweetpiece! – let us swap some more recipes…..



  32. 232

    Ugh…gag. puke! Piggy Perez was packed tight in those jeans! The plunging neck for men is out for good…UPDATE your style PORKER! Don't wear skinny jeans ever again in your life…you fat piece of Cuban trash! I hope a car hits you and leaves you in a coma! FUCKING PIG! Beyonce can kick you ass!!!!

    PS.
    In case you did not receive the memo PIG liking Madonna and being gay is a faux pas! Dirty PIG! You are a douchie IDIOT!



  33. 233

    LOOOL!! That was sumthin xD



  34. 234

    neat



  35. 235

    i love it!! i wish i could hang out with you two, you guys are hilarious!



  36. 236

    OMFG PEREZ U HAVE LOST SO MUCH WEIGHT I DIDNT NO IT WAS U AT FIRST!



  37. 237

    Re: Sweetpiece! – YOU ARE CORRECT MY SWEET BUNNY…WE OWE P-NASTY FOR THAT!



  38. 238

    yeah perez u enjoyed that more than she did! u were lovin touching her! are u wondering if you're gay or not now!? u know she only let u touch her like that cuz she 'thinks' u gay, but u sure were enjoyin that !! hm…. i wonder… loll HAHAHAHAH!! fucks!



  39. 239

    HAHAHA.

    looks like fun!

    :D



  40. 240

    LETTYB HAD A LOVECHILD?!!! THAT BITCH TOLD ME SHE WAS TAKEN! WHORE!

    I'm gonna have to pay a visit to where she lives at unit #4 trailerpark drive canada.



  41. 241

    I love how one minute you're dissing Beyonce saying she needed to do another dance…and now your retarded ass is not only doing the dance but singing the song word for word…Lame ass Perez



  42. 242

    Re: Milky Milky – 231 Yes let's! I do kind of wing it in the kitchen though. Depends on what was looking good at Farmers Market and what I have around at the time! My family loves it when I cook! For me, it is relaxing for I'm not WORKING! I love to cook! My favorite cook book (back when I knew where it was) is THE JOY OF COOKING. I learned so much from that book!
    Looking forward to a field trip with you,Mamajud and Monkey! :)



  43. 243

    I love YOU , Perez.. but Katy.. no.. sorry. No love from me. =(



  44. 244

    awww you two seem like soo much fun! was that kitty purry in the back ground running around?!



  45. 245

    Re: Sweetpiece!Re: Milky Milky
    GREAT IDEA! COOKING IS RELAXING FOR ME TOO SWEET! AND, MILKY YOU HAVE ASKED FOR MY SPICY RECIPES FOR CHRISTMAS! ho, ho, ho!
    .
    .
    :grin:



  46. 246

    i love this!!!



  47. 247

    OMG :D this is soo cute is disgusting!! i do this type of shit with my friends



  48. 248

    Re: PotatoHead – dude….c'mon….he's gayer than gay….
    .
    .
    he is just slightly immature for his age and just now reaching the point that most gay boys go thru at like 18 or so….
    .



  49. 249

    Re: RockinRoxxy – Seriously…..
    .
    because i thought that Madonna shirt did nothing flattering for his figure….
    .
    In fact…i think he has gained a bit back…
    .
    Purge P!!!!! Its the only way!!!



  50. 250

    awww i love you guys. if my pretty gay myles and i were hotter it would totally be mirror image of us. love you



  51. 251

    Someone's gettting a little frisky…could perez be bi???



  52. 252

    THIS MADE ME LAUGH.!

  53. Fly2u says – reply to this


    253

    perez lol i see u got moves but u and katy perry are nowhere near as hot as beyonce sorry try again



  54. 254

    omg, this is my FAVORITE video you've ever posted. I love you both, I wanna come dance with you guys!! Sooo fun :)



  55. 255

    Bleeech….another perez moment..look at me….sometimes you try to hard to create that moment. You want amazing? youtube diana ross at caesars palace from the 70's.



  56. 256

    i fucking love you perez and you and katy are adorable together



  57. 257

    You go Bitches!!!



  58. 258

    Re: ShakeYourkitty – PURGE LOL…YOU TWISTED MEANIE!



  59. 259

    since yall are bffs now why dont you ask her to "sing"for you??? she sucks and doesnt deserve to be recognized as an artist ! she doesnt write her own shit and is a HORRIBLE !!!! singer.



  60. 260

    Wish I was there!!!



  61. 261

    You have so much "fun" in your life, Perez. Puto.



  62. 262

    oh my god, someone save me! the bugs, now the bugs are everywhere! aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm nothing but a peice of old, rotting flesh. someone please help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  63. 263

    Perez i LOVE your shirt. Katy is cute. Too bad she was putting her right hand up the whole time instead of the LEFT lol. Are you guys like bff now?



  64. 264

    Hahahaha you guys crack me up. It's awesome how Katy Perry can just muck around.



  65. 265

    And the a-m-a-z-i-n-g part would be what…?



  66. 266

    LG IMPOSTER #262…YOU'RE NOT FUCKING FUNNY AND ARE A PSYCHO JEALOUS PUTA!
    .
    .
    NOW BEG LG FOR FORGIVENESS!



  67. 267

    I was totally distracted by your moobs Mario. You've put on a few…looks like you lost your battle with your weight :(



  68. 268

    omg I LOVED that!! especially when you pretend fucked her… lol ur HOT Perez!!

  69. auds says – reply to this


    269

    lol that was awesome.



  70. 270

    ANnOYing!



  71. 271

    Katy Perry seems like a cool chick…so many people on here are 30 year old losers who sit at home, unemployed, just looking for people to hate on because they are envious that their own lives are so lacking.

    And you say P hates on people…chill out..



  72. 272

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – she should beg me for forgiveness for what she has done to me. i am a mere shell of the vajay i used to be. used up, sweaty all the time, overgrown, musty, oozing, loose and flabby. it's awful. i'm just embarassed. and nobody even cares about me anymore!



  73. 273

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style!
    HMLOS impostor #266…Don't worry honey, sistah's here.



  74. 274

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – WHATEVER YOU FUCKEN FUCKSTICK.



  75. 275

    Re: tinylove – GET A FUCKEN LIFE LOSER

    THE IMPOSTERS ARE BACK! LG, WHERE ARE YOU DAHLING, WE NEED PROPER REINFORCEMENTS!



  76. 276

    Re: I AM LG'S VAGINA – Just relax #272, we're gonna get you hosed down, disinfected, and some therapy. You'll be back to your old self, telling your children when to breath and when to wipe their asses, in no time.



  77. 277

    i have to admit you have some moves perez

  78. lust says – reply to this


    278

    Woo, woo, HOT!



  79. 279

    Re: Britney fucking rocks – AND PEOPLE WHO HAVE NAMES LIKE BRITNEY ROCKS, BRITNEYS AWESOME, ETC ARE FUCKEN LOSERS!



  80. 280

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style – Number 274/275/277 I know you must be talking about the fatty gone to pot greazy Rick James type with the raggedy jerry curl and champagne.



  81. 281

    HA! HA! HA!

    LOVES IT!



  82. 282

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – really??????? are you going to hose me down? i needed a good hosing down something fierce. i am nothing these days. can you kill the feret? can you get rid of it? she won't keep it out of here, it scratches me and urinates……i am so lost and sad.



  83. 283

    Re: Milky Milky – You sound like you need a hug!



  84. 284

    Where oh where is LG. I can't find my own ass with both hands, in the dark, without LG giving me directions. Much less LG's own ass for me to tongue-bang until she comes.



  85. 285

    Re: luckybloo – why are you suck an angry luckybloo??? poor child!



  86. 286

    Loves it!



  87. 287

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – So number 266, when LG shits in your neck, do you hungrily gobble it down, or just deep throat it and let gravity transport it down your gullet…??? ;)



  88. 288

    That Katy Puta is so fucking overrated it makes me barf. Bitch can't dance to save her life, plus her music is so fucking pathetic it makes me want to puke.
    Bitche does not deserve a Grammy nomintation. Dumb fuckers who say she does because her shiteous song was number one are just plain stupid. It's like saying McDonalds is the best food in the world because so people consume it.
    Dumb fuckers, dumb bitch, This video made me want to eat my own shit.
    Bye



  89. 289

    What the hell is going on up in here? I leave you kids alone to play nice together, and I comeback and you are all making fools of yourselves. I'll be damned.



  90. 290

    ?



  91. 291

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – YOU ARE A SICK FUCKSTICK, POSING AS ME. YOU SHOULD KNOW ALL OF MY LOVES KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT THE REAL, SWEET MONKEY LOVE ME.
    LG IS FEROCIOUS. YOU SHOULD BE REALLY WORRIED. SHE IS GOING TO BE PISSED. I AM A MEMBER OF DISS, OR DIDN'T YOU KNOW. OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, YOU'RE A LOSER AND A JEALOUS PUTA.



  92. 292

    u would be a way better friend to me then the ones i have



  93. 293

    Nooo… this is THE BEST!!!!



  94. 294

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style!
    .
    Hot Monkey, darling, is this awful gorilla back? Don't worry, everyone know that gorilla is a fake .
    .



  95. 295

    Re: Sweetpiece! – CAN YOU EVEN FUCKEN BELIEVE THIS SHIT??? WHERE IS LG? MAMJUD? ANYONE? THESE FUCKEN POSERS ARE RANCID ALL OVER THE PLACE. AND MY AVATARS FUCKED UP,THANKS PNASTY!!



  96. 296

    Re: orchidgirl – THIS IS FUCKEN OBSCENE. WE NEED LG UP IN THIS BITCH. ALL THESE JEALOUS PUTAS. THEY JUST WISH THEY COULD ROLL WITH THE POSSE.



  97. 297

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – she is awful, and she is not coming to help you. sorry. she is passed out drunk with a garbage bag stuck in her asshole, and as usual, i am burning and itching, all alone once again.



  98. 298

    Re: orchidgirl – PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME WILL KNOW WHO IS WHO! THE GORILLA WILL STEAL MY AVIE SO PEEPS HAVE TO FOCUS ON LANGUAGE! ALREADY THE DUMBASS GORILLA HAS SLIPPED!
    .
    .
    GORILLA SHOWED UP AFTER I DEFENDED LG #266!
    .
    .
    GORILLA MOVE ALONG AND GET CREATIVE…REALLY TRYING TO STEAL MY SPANISH TERMINOLOGY! LOL YOU FUCKING MORON!



  99. 299

    Aw so cute



  100. 300

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Number 91, blah blah blah blah blah. Do you ever take your tongue out of LG's ass…????

More comments: « 1 2 [3] 4 5 »