That Katy Puta is so fucking overrated it makes me barf. Bitch can't dance to save her life, plus her music is so fucking pathetic it makes me want to puke.
Bitche does not deserve a Grammy nomintation. Dumb fuckers who say she does because her shiteous song was number one are just plain stupid. It's like saying McDonalds is the best food in the world because so many people consume it.
Dumb fuckers, dumb bitch, This video made me want to eat my own shit.
Bye
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Don't worry none! The anti-posse will be behaving soon. I've run them through my drill and it usually works every time! Not too much blood from the process!
I am the mother of all perezhilton dot com. Grandstanding. You will all now behave and bow down before me. When I give you leave to rise, I will re-assign each of you a new status in the new world pecking order.
Now on your knees whores.
Sasha!….It's been years. My long lost twin sister. When did you stop wearing your wig? And I must say, it is not unbecoming. You look fabulous, dahling.
Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – Number 298, why don't you quit trying to bully people around, and go find BBD and settle yourself down on him and his BBD and sit and spin for a while like you love to do oh so well.
You two were way too cute!! Loved your moves too! All Katie could do, it seems was laugh! But then, that's all I would do too, I think!! very funny stuff!! Made me laugh!
My goodness! I have so much work to do! All these impostor posers!
So jealous of the love we have created here on Perez's blog.
I must say, I am feeling a bit overwhelmed by all the vulgarity. They (these horrid impostors) feed on the bile from dead coyotes and drink from the piss of rodents. They sleep in the sewers to catch the drippings from public toilets and brush their teeth with subway slime.
I do not pity them.
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Listen, all you imposters. Look what you are doing ! Everyone is leaving. No one is having a good time. No one wants to be here around you. People are very upset.
Now you are left here alone just a bunch of imposters, and it's not funny and not entertaining anymore.
Could you please stop all this nonsense ? It's no fun anymore.
LETTYB'S ALCOHOLIC BRAZEN HUSSY MOTHER: I'M OUT TOO. CAN'T TAKE ALL THE POSERS ANYLONGER WITHOUT BACKUP. FUCKEN PUTA BITCHES.
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I AM OFF, TO GO SUCK MY OWN BALLS. MY OTHER PASSTIME WHEN I'M NOT HERE POSTING WITH MY POSSE.
Re: I AM THE REAL SASHA FIERCE – HELLO. I AM AFRAID. THERE ARE SO MANY IMPOSTER FUCKS I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM TALKING TO ANYMORE. WHERE ARE MY FRIENDS? FUCKSTICKS.
Re: SWEETPIECE VP OP of D.I.S.S. – HEY SWEET! I HOPE THESE MORONS LEAVE SOON! HOPEFULLY PEOPLE KNOW ME AFTER ALL THIS TIME
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WHEN ARE WE ALL TAKING THE ROAD TRIP?
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I SHALL FOLLOW LG'S ADVICE AND IGNORE THOSE WHO DON'T MATTER (THOSE = IMPOSTERS)! AS SHE SAID THE TRUE POSSE, AFTER CAREFUL OBSERVATION, WILL NEGLECT THE IDIOTIC IMPOSTERS!
Re: AshleyNicoleme – ACTUALLY THAT WHORE OF KATY PERRY IS LUCKY TO HANG OUT WITH PEREZ BECAUSE SHE IS A MEDIA WHORE AND NEEDS THE PUBLICITY,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,SO THE WHORE IS PLAYING PEREZS FRIEND,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,OTHERWERWISE PEREZ WOULD BE TRASHING HER IN HIS SITE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – SINCE YOU WELL KNOW THAT A BUNCH OF FUCKEN STRANGERS ON A WEBSITE ARE MY TRUEST OF TRUE FRIENDS!! WOULD ANYONE ELSE LIKE MY SPICY RECIPES FOR CHRITMAS? I AM A MEXICAN YOU KNOW, AND KNOW HOW TO TOSS UP THE SPICE!! POSERS=LOSERS.
Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – Hi Monkey! Let's not discuss the trip until Mamajud and Milky are here and the impostors are not. I don't want them following us on our culinary journey! I know your words and to Orchid, LG would never be mean to your like that!
I've given them all cyber lobotomies but it doesn't seem to have taken hold as yet.
Take a trip to Spain for awhile and relax. Don't let the heathen scoundrels upset you.
Re: Here To Remove Unwanted Internet Trolls – SOME PEOPLE USE TYPOS AS A SIGNATURE TO THROW OFF ASSWHIPS LIKE YOU WHO HAVE NO LIFE BUT TO PRETEND TO BE OTHERS ON PEREZ! PISS OFF!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – SORRY FAKE ASS…NOT MEXICAN! HAHAHAHA YOU KEEP SLIPPING BITCH! THE POSSE KNOWS MY COUNTRY! LOL FUCKING MORON!
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WE SAY THINGS TO THROW YOU IDIOTS OFF…HOPING YOU PICK IT UP AND USE IT! THEN WE KNOW YOU'RE FAKE EVEN IF YOU STEAL OUR AVIE AND NAME! WAKE UP FUCKER!
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YOU THINK WE'D MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU MISERABLE, PATHETIC ASSHOLES..??? FUCK YOU! MOVE ALONG!
Re: Here To Remove Unwanted Internet Trolls –
Thank you for correcting my English. I was not born in USA, I was born in Europe, so my English is not perfect, because it's not my native language.
From now on I'll say "impostor" instead of "imposter".
Perez, you know I'm a big fan and I kinda liked Katie (she seemed cute and harmless enough) but this whole copy Beyonce's dance thing has gotten way out of control.
It wasn't that great when she did it, then that clown turned up on some daytime tv show and "wowed" the world by copying the moves, then you did it (badly) and now you AND Katie did it (also very badly).
At this juncture it would probably be more entertaining just to watch you and Katie DO "IT" for reals (I shudder at the thought).
BTW - WTF is going on with the posse people? Honestly, to all you retards posing as someone else, please seek life elsewhere. None of you are funny and you're comments are a waste of space, unlike the posse who make this blog that much more interesting. To the posse whom I've grown to love and respect (even my old frenemy Milky) stay strong and remember that in the midst of this winter that you all face, there lies within each of you an invinceable summer.
Regards,
Mistress
Re: Mistress – THANK YOU…I WAS HIJACKED! WHY CAN'T THE POSSE HATERS ENJOY OUR COMMENTARY? THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND KIND WORDS!
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THE REAL HOT MONKEY
Re: I AM THE REAL SASHA FIERCE – YOU'RE A BITCH!
YOU WERE ON MY SIDE AND THE POSSE…NOW YOU SIDE WITH MY IMPOSTOR?..NOT COOL!
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YOU HAVE NO REAL LOVE FOR HOT MONKEY OR THE POSSE! YOU BETRAYED ME! HOW COULD YOU?
Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – I DIDNT BETRAY YA MONKEY,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ALL MY LUV IS FOR YA,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I JUST GOT BORED AND WAS TRYING TO START UP SOME FIGHT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – I SHALL MAKE LIFE A LIVING HELL FOR ALL WHO BETRAY THE POSSE! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW CLOSE WE ARE TO PEREZ…ENJOY BEING BANNED BITCHES!
Re: I AM THE REAL SASHA FIERCE – YOU INSULTED MY DEAR POSSE…NOT COOL! WHY?…TO BE A FRIEND TO A FAT ASS GORILLA??
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THE GORILLA IS A FAKE AND LAME AS HELL
Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – I NEVER ANSWERED TO THE GORILLA,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,IM SCARED OF HIM,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,HE IS BIG, HAIRY AND HAS A HUGE BANANANA,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
from usmagazine.com:
"Does Perez know that lying destroys the credibility of a blogger?" Dupri quipped to Us on Sunday.
oooh them be fightin' words, perez! they probably included that cause they were pissed about that vid you made where you speculated that heidi&spencer made some sort of deal with Us that would question the magazine's credibility.
well sallgoood, i am on team perez =) (but i do love Us as well haha)
Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – LOL @ Monkey.
You are one hot sexy monkey. If I ever seek out the hot fetid world of primate love - you'll be my number one choice. Do you go by the secret name of LaTwon - Lover of All Women?
1) Perez why are you sooooooo damn LOUD??? everytime i watch one of your personal vids i have to turn my speakers waaaaay down cos of your annoying over the top voice!
2) You come across as extremely fake. All that over-the-top speech and hyperactivity looks like acting to make people like you, i can imagine you are very insecure underneath all that volume and flamboyance. Being so fake must be exhausting for you.
3) Why do you bitch about Beyonce, but clearly you love her song as you seem obsessed with it and have now posted 2 different videos of you doing the full dance to it. May i point out that i am NOT a beyonce fan.
4) Congrats on loosing the weight cos u were disgustingly fat, but unfortunately youre still a hella ugly! Do you have some kind of mild retardation that makes your head look like that? it would explain a lot!
5) There is something about you overall that is quite unsettling.. in videos like this, you just look a bit strange.. ive never met someone as strangley immature, hyperactive and intense, in the worst possible way.. i think youre a tad psychotic actually.
THAT IS ALL, i just needed to finally write these things down.
IDoPillowFights157^^* [IQof5] says: The comment i wrote under your name was not responding to your comment (Big Black Dick). Just so ya' all know! XD
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Yeah, I think we all know that you are shitting your pants at being the first poster. Sad that something so lame would be such an excitement in your life.
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Puke. This is the way toddlers behave to try and get attention. The two of you together haven't got half a talent or any semblance of adulthood. Katey Perry was whining that she should have gotten more award nominations, but I saw her on t.v. the other day and she sucks wind. The only reason her song got so much attention is because it was shocking… I kissed a girl… not because it was exceptional art. I can't imagine how she could think that this rank public performance with perez would be good for her career. She is probably just afraid, because perez is abusive to anyone who does not kiss his fat ass. Sell out.
Re: harrybalsac – After doing a mental scan on these posters, I have determined that you could be my dad-d-O.Re: Big Black Dick – Or, it could be you as my dad-d-O. Let's see, what did my mother tell me? Which one of you have a birth mark on your dick? That's the one it is, that's who my dad-d-O is. Now, fess up. If you lie, I'll laser you to death with my laser gun.
LettyB brazen alcoholic mother, Hi step-grandmommy. Harrybalsac is my daddy, too, well maybe. BBD might be, but if Harry is, then that makes you my step-grandmommy, right. You better be nice to me, cause I'm not some U.S. citizen. I'm from Mars and I can really be mean if I have to.
Katy Perry was on the Today show this morning talking to my man Matt Lauer….
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She kept her distance tho and somehow didnt jump right on top of him….she is stronger than i….
That Katy Puta is so fucking overrated it makes me barf. Bitch can't dance to save her life, plus her music is so fucking pathetic it makes me want to puke.
Bitche does not deserve a Grammy nomintation. Dumb fuckers who say she does because her shiteous song was number one are just plain stupid. It's like saying McDonalds is the best food in the world because so many people consume it.
Dumb fuckers, dumb bitch, This video made me want to eat my own shit.
Bye
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Number 295 : heh heh heh.
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Don't worry none! The anti-posse will be behaving soon. I've run them through my drill and it usually works every time! Not too much blood from the process!
I am the mother of all perezhilton dot com. Grandstanding. You will all now behave and bow down before me. When I give you leave to rise, I will re-assign each of you a new status in the new world pecking order.
Now on your knees whores.
WHATS ALL THE FUSS ABOUT????????????????????????????????
Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – HELLO MONKEY Re: LettyB's Alcoholic Brazen Hussy Mother – HAHA
Now where's my grandbaby…???
Re: soplas – WORD SISTAH!
i am out of here. i might as well go cut myself. and this trash bag hanging out of her ass is killing me. damn.
Sasha!….It's been years. My long lost twin sister. When did you stop wearing your wig? And I must say, it is not unbecoming. You look fabulous, dahling.
haha very cute!
but katy… you are pointing to the wrong finger!!!
xx
Re: LettyB's Alcoholic Brazen Hussy Mother – QUIT THE METH,,,,,,,,,,,,
Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – Number 298, why don't you quit trying to bully people around, and go find BBD and settle yourself down on him and his BBD and sit and spin for a while like you love to do oh so well.
that was many levels of awesome. lol
You two were way too cute!! Loved your moves too! All Katie could do, it seems was laugh! But then, that's all I would do too, I think!! very funny stuff!! Made me laugh!
My goodness! I have so much work to do! All these impostor posers!
So jealous of the love we have created here on Perez's blog.
I must say, I am feeling a bit overwhelmed by all the vulgarity. They (these horrid impostors) feed on the bile from dead coyotes and drink from the piss of rodents. They sleep in the sewers to catch the drippings from public toilets and brush their teeth with subway slime.
I do not pity them.
Re: LettyB's Alcoholic Brazen Hussy Mother – HHAHAHA,,,,,YA FUNNY SOMETIMES,,,,,
lmfaooooo (:
haha, thanks for the laugh you guys !
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Listen, all you imposters. Look what you are doing ! Everyone is leaving. No one is having a good time. No one wants to be here around you. People are very upset.
Now you are left here alone just a bunch of imposters, and it's not funny and not entertaining anymore.
Could you please stop all this nonsense ? It's no fun anymore.
Leona's Ghost is back and better than ever, dahlings. Muah!
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And here with the troll spray slaying all impostors.
Ross the intern says THAT'S GAY!
Re: orchidgirl – Number 318, you are first on my list for extermination. (And quit misspelling impostors, please. Hoochie hoebag on the D.L.)
LETTYB'S ALCOHOLIC BRAZEN HUSSY MOTHER: I'M OUT TOO. CAN'T TAKE ALL THE POSERS ANYLONGER WITHOUT BACKUP. FUCKEN PUTA BITCHES.
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I AM OFF, TO GO SUCK MY OWN BALLS. MY OTHER PASSTIME WHEN I'M NOT HERE POSTING WITH MY POSSE.
Its awesome. You get the chance to hang out with Katy Perry. =D
Re: I AM THE REAL SASHA FIERCE – HELLO. I AM AFRAID. THERE ARE SO MANY IMPOSTER FUCKS I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM TALKING TO ANYMORE. WHERE ARE MY FRIENDS? FUCKSTICKS.
Re: SWEETPIECE VP OP of D.I.S.S. – GO ON,,,,,,, I LIKE THE STORY,,,,,,,,,,,,MUCH LUV TO YA,,,,,,,,YOU ARE INNNTERESTING,,,,,,,,,,,,
bunch of fag bags
Re: SWEETPIECE VP OP of D.I.S.S. – HEY SWEET! I HOPE THESE MORONS LEAVE SOON! HOPEFULLY PEOPLE KNOW ME AFTER ALL THIS TIME
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WHEN ARE WE ALL TAKING THE ROAD TRIP?
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I SHALL FOLLOW LG'S ADVICE AND IGNORE THOSE WHO DON'T MATTER (THOSE = IMPOSTERS)! AS SHE SAID THE TRUE POSSE, AFTER CAREFUL OBSERVATION, WILL NEGLECT THE IDIOTIC IMPOSTERS!
MMMMWWWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Re: Here To Remove Unwanted Internet Trolls – WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE????? ARE YOU REALLY MY TRUE LOVE, LG?? I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE.
Re: AshleyNicoleme – ACTUALLY THAT WHORE OF KATY PERRY IS LUCKY TO HANG OUT WITH PEREZ BECAUSE SHE IS A MEDIA WHORE AND NEEDS THE PUBLICITY,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,SO THE WHORE IS PLAYING PEREZS FRIEND,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,OTHERWERWISE PEREZ WOULD BE TRASHING HER IN HIS SITE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
lol. ily katy
Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – SINCE YOU WELL KNOW THAT A BUNCH OF FUCKEN STRANGERS ON A WEBSITE ARE MY TRUEST OF TRUE FRIENDS!! WOULD ANYONE ELSE LIKE MY SPICY RECIPES FOR CHRITMAS? I AM A MEXICAN YOU KNOW, AND KNOW HOW TO TOSS UP THE SPICE!! POSERS=LOSERS.
Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – Hi Monkey! Let's not discuss the trip until Mamajud and Milky are here and the impostors are not. I don't want them following us on our culinary journey! I know your words and to Orchid, LG would never be mean to your like that!
I've given them all cyber lobotomies but it doesn't seem to have taken hold as yet.
Take a trip to Spain for awhile and relax. Don't let the heathen scoundrels upset you.
Re: Here To Remove Unwanted Internet Trolls – SOME PEOPLE USE TYPOS AS A SIGNATURE TO THROW OFF ASSWHIPS LIKE YOU WHO HAVE NO LIFE BUT TO PRETEND TO BE OTHERS ON PEREZ! PISS OFF!
Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! –
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Good night, Hot Monkey.
I am logging off also.
Re: I AM THE REAL SASHA FIERCE – Flattery will not be working tonight. I'm in the drilling mood.
Re: SWEETPIECE VP OP of D.I.S.S. – I AM HEADED TO SPAIN NOW
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HAVE A GREAT NIGHT SWEET BUNNY! WE SHALL CHAT TOMORROW!
Sometimes I Run,,,,,,,,,,,,Sometimes I Hide,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Sometimes I'm Scared of You ,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Re: SWEETPIECE VP OP of D.I.S.S. – INNNTERESTING,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,GO ON,,,,,,,,,
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – SORRY FAKE ASS…NOT MEXICAN! HAHAHAHA YOU KEEP SLIPPING BITCH! THE POSSE KNOWS MY COUNTRY! LOL FUCKING MORON!
THEN WE KNOW YOU'RE FAKE EVEN IF YOU STEAL OUR AVIE AND NAME! WAKE UP FUCKER!
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WE SAY THINGS TO THROW YOU IDIOTS OFF…HOPING YOU PICK IT UP AND USE IT!
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YOU THINK WE'D MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU MISERABLE, PATHETIC ASSHOLES..??? FUCK YOU! MOVE ALONG!
she used the wrong hand.
Re: SWEETPIECE VP OP of D.I.S.S. – Re: orchidgirl – GOODNIGHT! SEE YOU TOMORROW!
Perez noone wants to see you and your hack friend acting like tards. This is such fail.
LAST WORD IS MINE MMMMMMMWWWWWWAHAHAHA
Re: Here To Remove Unwanted Internet Trolls –
Thank you for correcting my English. I was not born in USA, I was born in Europe, so my English is not perfect, because it's not my native language.
From now on I'll say "impostor" instead of "imposter".
LAST FINALLY,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Re: nicolemadison – YES!!!
Perez, you know I'm a big fan and I kinda liked Katie (she seemed cute and harmless enough) but this whole copy Beyonce's dance thing has gotten way out of control.
It wasn't that great when she did it, then that clown turned up on some daytime tv show and "wowed" the world by copying the moves, then you did it (badly) and now you AND Katie did it (also very badly).
At this juncture it would probably be more entertaining just to watch you and Katie DO "IT" for reals (I shudder at the thought).
BTW - WTF is going on with the posse people? Honestly, to all you retards posing as someone else, please seek life elsewhere. None of you are funny and you're comments are a waste of space, unlike the posse who make this blog that much more interesting. To the posse whom I've grown to love and respect (even my old frenemy Milky) stay strong and remember that in the midst of this winter that you all face, there lies within each of you an invinceable summer.
Regards,
Mistress
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I love you both. You made my week.
Does anyone know why Perez calls her Beyonce Beyowulf? Its driving me crazy to figure it out!
wtf kind of post is this?! NO ONE CARES !
haha aww she's a cutie
Re: NoRulesReyes – BECAUSE OF THE MOVIE BEOWULF,,,,,,,,,,,HE THINK IT IS FUNNY,,,,,,BUT IT ISNT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Re: I AM THE REAL SASHA FIERCE – Re: NoRulesReyes –
Perez dubbed the Beyonce and Jay-Z union "Beowulf", dearies.
um…haha!???! not really tho…but kind of goofy….LOLE!!!
Re: Mistress – THANK YOU…I WAS HIJACKED! WHY CAN'T THE POSSE HATERS ENJOY OUR COMMENTARY? THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND KIND WORDS!
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THE REAL HOT MONKEY
Re: I AM THE REAL SASHA FIERCE – YOU'RE A BITCH!
YOU WERE ON MY SIDE AND THE POSSE…NOW YOU SIDE WITH MY IMPOSTOR?..NOT COOL!
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YOU HAVE NO REAL LOVE FOR HOT MONKEY OR THE POSSE! YOU BETRAYED ME! HOW COULD YOU?
PEREZ AND KATY ARE AWESOME!!!
ALL OF YOU WITH NEGATIVE COMMENTS ARE JELOUS!!!!!!!
I prefer Justin Style…. funny
Re: 4EVAHOTMAMA – EAT A DICK PUTA!
Re: orchidgirl – FUCK THE TROLL..DON'T APOLOGIZE! FUCK HIM! YOU DID NOTHING WRONG…TROLL IS AN ASSHOLE!
Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – I DIDNT BETRAY YA MONKEY,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ALL MY LUV IS FOR YA,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I JUST GOT BORED AND WAS TRYING TO START UP SOME FIGHT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – I SHALL MAKE LIFE A LIVING HELL FOR ALL WHO BETRAY THE POSSE! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW CLOSE WE ARE TO PEREZ…ENJOY BEING BANNED BITCHES!
OMG MAJOR SEX!
haha
Re: I AM THE REAL SASHA FIERCE – YOU INSULTED MY DEAR POSSE…NOT COOL! WHY?…TO BE A FRIEND TO A FAT ASS GORILLA??
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THE GORILLA IS A FAKE AND LAME AS HELL
Awesomeness!!!
Looks like a lot of fun
Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – I NEVER ANSWERED TO THE GORILLA,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,IM SCARED OF HIM,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,HE IS BIG, HAIRY AND HAS A HUGE BANANANA,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
lol so funny love it! Katy have a cute personality! I love that chick oh n HOt N COLD is my fave song from her!
from usmagazine.com:
"Does Perez know that lying destroys the credibility of a blogger?" Dupri quipped to Us on Sunday.
oooh them be fightin' words, perez! they probably included that cause they were pissed about that vid you made where you speculated that heidi&spencer made some sort of deal with Us that would question the magazine's credibility.
well sallgoood, i am on team perez =) (but i do love Us as well haha)
Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – LOL @ Monkey.
You are one hot sexy monkey. If I ever seek out the hot fetid world of primate love - you'll be my number one choice. Do you go by the secret name of LaTwon - Lover of All Women?
amazing!!!
She's yo High She's yo High She's yo High….
Dunh dunh…COCAINE!
this is NOT FUNNY AT ALL. you people are STUPID for thinking it is. i hate DUMB PEOPLE …
Hillarious!!! I love that song as well
haha that brings MOAR LULZ
I have several comments to make
1) Perez why are you sooooooo damn LOUD??? everytime i watch one of your personal vids i have to turn my speakers waaaaay down cos of your annoying over the top voice!
2) You come across as extremely fake. All that over-the-top speech and hyperactivity looks like acting to make people like you, i can imagine you are very insecure underneath all that volume and flamboyance. Being so fake must be exhausting for you.
3) Why do you bitch about Beyonce, but clearly you love her song as you seem obsessed with it and have now posted 2 different videos of you doing the full dance to it. May i point out that i am NOT a beyonce fan.
4) Congrats on loosing the weight cos u were disgustingly fat, but unfortunately youre still a hella ugly! Do you have some kind of mild retardation that makes your head look like that? it would explain a lot!
5) There is something about you overall that is quite unsettling.. in videos like this, you just look a bit strange.. ive never met someone as strangley immature, hyperactive and intense, in the worst possible way.. i think youre a tad psychotic actually.
THAT IS ALL, i just needed to finally write these things down.
cute! =)
IDoPillowFights157^^* [IQof5] says: The comment i wrote under your name was not responding to your comment (Big Black Dick). Just so ya' all know! XD
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Yeah, I think we all know that you are shitting your pants at being the first poster. Sad that something so lame would be such an excitement in your life.
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Puke. This is the way toddlers behave to try and get attention. The two of you together haven't got half a talent or any semblance of adulthood. Katey Perry was whining that she should have gotten more award nominations, but I saw her on t.v. the other day and she sucks wind. The only reason her song got so much attention is because it was shocking… I kissed a girl… not because it was exceptional art. I can't imagine how she could think that this rank public performance with perez would be good for her career. She is probably just afraid, because perez is abusive to anyone who does not kiss his fat ass. Sell out.
loves katy perry even if she shits car keys
hahaha!
oh perez i want us to be bffs
and with katy too
you guys look so much fun
Re: orchidgirl – fuck him….we get the idea….
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Troll is just soooo anal retentive that he cant sit down without sucking up the furniture…..
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Re: harrybalsac – After doing a mental scan on these posters, I have determined that you could be my dad-d-O.Re: Big Black Dick – Or, it could be you as my dad-d-O. Let's see, what did my mother tell me? Which one of you have a birth mark on your dick? That's the one it is, that's who my dad-d-O is. Now, fess up. If you lie, I'll laser you to death with my laser gun.
LettyB brazen alcoholic mother, Hi step-grandmommy. Harrybalsac is my daddy, too, well maybe. BBD might be, but if Harry is, then that makes you my step-grandmommy, right. You better be nice to me, cause I'm not some U.S. citizen. I'm from Mars and I can really be mean if I have to.
ahhh, I love you both. That brightened my day.
hilarious and i love it. ignore the haters, they are jealous!
Re: Pig_Nasty – You look good enough to eat. When is supper time?Re: I AM THE REAL SASHA FIERCE – I think you are my step-Auntie. Will you love me?Re: ix3perez – Should I laser you mouth shut?
You were actually pretty funny perez, but Katy Perry is TIRED. She doesn't seem very original.
Hey everyone….
You lost so much weight!!! Yay for you!!!
Katy Perry was on the Today show this morning talking to my man Matt Lauer….
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She kept her distance tho and somehow didnt jump right on top of him….she is stronger than i….
You should've used a wide angled lens because your head is so HUGE it's hard to see anything else.
Re: NotSoGay – hahaha…..and thats pretty damn gay
lmao.
Perez you look hot!
THAT WAS ONE OF THE MOST REPULSIVE THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN,YOU RAT BASTARDS!
Yo LB, your fame is spreading. Not only do you have an imposter but it appears you have some additional dependants to take care of.
Re: I AM THE REAL SASHA FIERCE – LettyB's Alcoholic Brazen Hussy Mother's profile
HEY I SEE MY FANS ARE OUT IN FULL FORCE!Re: HarryBalsac is my dad-d-O – AND YOU TOO!Re: Here To Remove Unwanted Internet Trolls – AND YOU! NICE TO SEE YOU ALL!
LUV YA!