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No One Can Help Her Now!

Filed under: Britney Spears > Legal Matters

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Britney Spears is being dropped by her divorce attorney, Laura Wasser!

The fallen pop star paid a visit to Wasser earlier this week and looked extremely distraught as she left her offices.

Wasser's resignation couldn't have come at a worse time for Spears, as her ex-husband Kevin Federline ramps up his efforts to get primary physical custody of Tater Tot and Small Fry.

TMZ is reporting that Wasser has put Spears in touch with other lawyers who could help the former singer in her ongoing custody battle, but Spears has become so reliant on Wasser that she doesn't like any of the alternatives.

Poor Brit.

She's lost in this world. Drowning.

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

222 comments to “No One Can Help Her Now!”

More comments: « 1 [2] 3 »

  1. Heather says – reply to this


    101

    Let's see, judging by the number of eff words, and the excellent manipulation of the English language, I'd have to say #101 must be . . . .BRITNEY SPEARS! Stop hatin' on the haters, y'all!

  2. Kat Said, You're a cunt says – reply to this


    102

    #101, You're a stupid retarded twat. Go douche.

  3. emmy says – reply to this


    103

    honestly, she is so much of a has-been that it isnt even funny anymore. perez needs to stop writing and her

  4. a realist says – reply to this


    104

    #
    #95 - reb says:

    PEREZ, Would you kindly write something about the PERUVIAN EARTHQUAKE on your blog?
    ***************************
    This is an entertainment blog, you moron. If you want to read the Peru earthquake, go to CNN.

  5. me says – reply to this


    105

    Just a thought, you know, if Britney does end up taking herself out, her children will less likely be made fun of when they start school.

  6. Brattney Slears says – reply to this


    106

    Stupid little immature girls should not have children.
    She is seen holding a small dog more often than she is seen with her children.
    She should have waited until she was in her 30's to have kids….like Madonna.
    But she is no Madonna….she is white southern trash….and I do mean trash.
    On her 20/20 interview with Barbara Walters she was chewing gum….that is so trash.

  7. teresa says – reply to this


    107

    poor thing– it's not even fun to watch anymore…just sad. Something in her has snapped & her poor kids will and do suffer because of it!

  8. Spear Britney. says – reply to this


    108

    britney and her fans are pathetic drones whom cannot comprehend reality. fly away back to fucking fairy world and stay there bitches.

  9. mITCH HERZCOVITZ says – reply to this


    109

    my name is mitch herzcovitz and i fucked perez and it was gross….he has two assholes besides the one in the middle of his face.

  10. mITCH HERZCOVITZ says – reply to this


    110

    my name is mitch herzcovitz and i fucked perez and it was gross….he has two assholes besides the one in the middle of his face.

  11. BrunetteinTexas says – reply to this


    111

    It's obvious that Perez hates Britney for some reason. Could it be because she made her fame legitimately and Perez just copies whatever other gossip site provides? Perez's sarcasm makes me sick!

  12. BrunetteinTexas says – reply to this


    112

    Oh and don't everyone forget to wear their steel toed boots when Perez's new show is cancelled from MTV's lineup. See if he enjoys being kicked while he's down. I can hardly wait!

  13. jeb says – reply to this


    113

    long live brit! surprise them all brit! get a better lawyer, not some douche who ditches you in your moment of need!

  14. sharon says – reply to this


    114

    britney really really really let herself go, thnk God that jamie lynn is nothin like her.

  15. dontcareaboutthat says – reply to this


    115

    Then don't come to the site and post on it dumbsh*t.

    As a mother of small children, don't go out to clubs 4 nights out of a week, don't tell your kids to get your "lollipops" (cigs), don't run into the ocean with your bra and panties VERY aware that paps are watching, don't pose naked in a pool with God knows who, don't call the paps to be at certain places at certain times, then cry to Matt Lawer on how hard fame is and to be left alone. You created the mess you're in and shame on you for treating your family the way you are.

    GET HELP or you will end up like Anna Nicole Smith and you will be just an E special. What mark do you want to leave in this world?????

    Sad. Very sad.

  16. sharon says – reply to this


    116

    britney really really really let herself go, thnk God that jamie lynn is nothin like her. all am gonna said 4 now is GOOD 4 HER

  17. I'm a genius! says – reply to this


    117

    this is an easy one… let the kids go, brit! move to a trailer park and spend the rest of your life on meth! damn, to me i think she got it good, what do you mean "lost " or "drowning" ! Just leave the children… GO, now, before it's too late for them.

  18. Mrs Minx says – reply to this


    118

    You know the best part of the Oscars? You know, the bit at the end. That bit when they remind you who's died. That'll be Britney next year, that will….. (and it will probably include a shot of her crotch…..)

  19. SpadeAShovel says – reply to this


    119

    Is Wasser playing hard ball with Spears? Lots of good divorce attorneys around, but they need her to be honest, as they don't like surprises. I'm thinking Birkhead might not recommend Opri…Spears needs to take a big breath, get it together, and get someone else. Oh, and needs to contemplate anything Wasser said to her, if anything.

  20. Heather says – reply to this


    120

    To #106, Kat's Cunt: Helluva comeback, buddy!

  21. PEZhead hilton says – reply to this


    121

    Hi everyone: it's perez. I am a cum guzzling cum-dumpster who attacks everyone because i hate myself and my large stranger looking pumpkin head. i hate britney because when i was growing up i wanted so bad to be a girl who had hit records and toured the world in front of millions of fans. So, in short, i am mad at her for getting what i want and not tending to it properly. I'M FAT, I'M GAY, I SUCK ANY COCK THAT COMES MY WAY, WITH ALL THE ATTENTION I GET, YOU WOULD THINK THAT I WOULD BE GETTING SOME ACTION??? BUT NOW…NO ONE WANTS TO DIP INTO MY HIV-POSITVE HOLE!

  22. PEZhead hilton says – reply to this


    122

    Hi everyone: it's perez. I am a cum guzzling cum-dumpster who attacks everyone because i hate myself and my large stranger looking pumpkin head. i hate britney because when i was growing up i wanted so bad to be a girl who had hit records and toured the world in front of millions of fans. So, in short, i am mad at her for getting what i want and not tending to it properly. I'M FAT, I'M GAY, I SUCK ANY COCK THAT COMES MY WAY, WITH ALL THE ATTENTION I GET, YOU WOULD THINK THAT I WOULD BE GETTING SOME ACTION??? BUT NOW…NO ONE WANTS TO DIP INTO MY HIV-POSITVE HOLE!

  23. LISTEN BRIT says – reply to this


    123

    BRITNEY IS WEAK!!!! and dumb! she doesn't KNOW anything!!! she's probably mentally sick! she doesn't know right from wrong anymore! and the people around her are probably as twice as dumb as she is! so lack of intellectual stimulation going around, means down the drain these bitches go!

  24. Lynne Spears says – reply to this


    124

    HI I'M LYNNE SPEARS AND I WAS AND AM A GREAT MOM. I AM THERE FOR MY CHILDREN WHEN THEY NEED ME. OH. I ALSO RODE K-FEDS COCK. YES, I FUCKED MY DAUGHTER'S HUSBAND/MONEY HUNGRY SKEEZE! IS THAT WRONG???? I SWEAR, I AM A GOOD MOM…I AM GOING TO MAKE JAMIE LYNNE INTO A STAR NOW SO I CAN MAKE MORE MONEY OFF MY KIDS SWEAT AND TEARS. I AM LYNNE SPEARS AND I'M MOTHER OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. Lynne Spears says – reply to this


    125

    HI I'M LYNNE SPEARS AND I WAS AND AM A GREAT MOM. I AM THERE FOR MY CHILDREN WHEN THEY NEED ME. OH. I ALSO RODE K-FEDS COCK. YES, I FUCKED MY DAUGHTER'S HUSBAND/MONEY HUNGRY SKEEZE! IS THAT WRONG???? I SWEAR, I AM A GOOD MOM…I AM GOING TO MAKE JAMIE LYNNE INTO A STAR NOW SO I CAN MAKE MORE MONEY OFF MY KIDS SWEAT AND TEARS. I AM LYNNE SPEARS AND I'M MOTHER OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. Lynne Spears says – reply to this


    126

    HI I'M LYNNE SPEARS AND I WAS AND AM A GREAT MOM. I AM THERE FOR MY CHILDREN WHEN THEY NEED ME. OH. I ALSO RODE K-FEDS COCK. YES, I FUCKED MY DAUGHTER'S HUSBAND/MONEY HUNGRY SKEEZE! IS THAT WRONG???? I SWEAR, I AM A GOOD MOM…I AM GOING TO MAKE JAMIE LYNNE INTO A STAR NOW SO I CAN MAKE MORE MONEY OFF MY KIDS SWEAT AND TEARS. I AM LYNNE SPEARS AND I'M MOTHER OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. Lynne Spears says – reply to this


    127

    HI I'M LYNNE SPEARS AND I WAS AND AM A GREAT MOM. I AM THERE FOR MY CHILDREN WHEN THEY NEED ME. OH. I ALSO RODE K-FEDS COCK. YES, I FUCKED MY DAUGHTER'S HUSBAND/MONEY HUNGRY SKEEZE! IS THAT WRONG???? I SWEAR, I AM A GOOD MOM…I AM GOING TO MAKE JAMIE LYNNE INTO A STAR NOW SO I CAN MAKE MORE MONEY OFF MY KIDS SWEAT AND TEARS. I AM LYNNE SPEARS AND I'M MOTHER OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. SpadeAShovel says – reply to this


    128

    Hey, y'all. I have a small, but relevant issue with some of you. Pay attention.

    LOSER = A person or thing that loses or has lost, or a person who is generally
    unsuccessful at life.

    LOOSER = Not as firmly or as tightly fitting as before.

    Anyone who calls another a 'looser' after this heads-up needs to just go out and fail. That would make you a 'loser.' I feel better now.

  29. Jimmy says – reply to this


    129

    At least she looks cute in this picture. Britney's rich enough to find another good lawyer. I don't think she'll lose those kids. If Michael Jackson can keep his kids after all the much crazier things he's done with them, then Britney's sure to be able to keep hers. Besides, I think she's probably a much better mother than the tabloids are making her out to be.

  30. christopher bird says – reply to this


    130

    oh god. i'm actually starting to feel sorry for her now.

  31. Lali says – reply to this


    131

    I was actually watching her old videos on youtube today and it made me sad
    i used to love her so much and idolize her to the fregging core and now =[
    it is just so sad =[ I really really now more than ever hope she makes a HUGE HUGE HUGE comeback

  32. Lali says – reply to this


    132

    I was actually watching her old videos on youtube today and it made me sad
    i used to love her so much and idolize her to the fregging core and now =[
    it is just so sad =[ I really really now more than ever hope she makes a HUGE HUGE HUGE comeback!

  33. martha says – reply to this


    133

    whoa you guys are going crazy over this!!

  34. TexasChick says – reply to this


    134

    OMG! You are all so dumb!! Britney is doing this to herself - it's called consequences!!!! Ever heard of it?? It's hard for me to feel bad for her! Britney will never be as big as she was, she is too trashy. And you are trash if you like her!

    PEREZ ROCKS!!!

  35. whoreanus says – reply to this


    135

    Not sure, but it could be because Wasser focuses on divorce, not custody issues?

  36. Lynne Spears says – reply to this


    136

    hi, i'm LYNNE SPEARS!!! MOTHER OF THE YEAR! YES, I DID FUCK MY DAUGHTER'S HUSBAND, KEVIN. I AM NOW FOCUSING ON MAKING JAMIE-LYNN INTO A HUGE STAR SO I CAN MAKE MORE MONEY OF MY CHILDREN'S SWEAT AND TEARS. I'M MOTHER OF THE YEAR: LYNN SPEARS ( A MOM WHO LIKES TO FUCK HER DAUGHTER'S EX-HUSBAND)

  37. Lynne Spears says – reply to this


    137

    hi, i'm LYNNE SPEARS!!! MOTHER OF THE YEAR! YES, I DID FUCK MY DAUGHTER'S HUSBAND, KEVIN. I AM NOW FOCUSING ON MAKING JAMIE-LYNN INTO A HUGE STAR SO I CAN MAKE MORE MONEY OF MY CHILDREN'S SWEAT AND TEARS. I'M MOTHER OF THE YEAR: LYNN SPEARS ( A MOM WHO LIKES TO FUCK HER DAUGHTER'S EX-HUSBAND)

  38. Lynne Spears says – reply to this


    138

    hi, i'm LYNNE SPEARS!!! MOTHER OF THE YEAR! YES, I DID FUCK MY DAUGHTER'S HUSBAND, KEVIN. I AM NOW FOCUSING ON MAKING JAMIE-LYNN INTO A HUGE STAR SO I CAN MAKE MORE MONEY OF MY CHILDREN'S SWEAT AND TEARS. I'M MOTHER OF THE YEAR: LYNN SPEARS ( A MOM WHO LIKES TO FUCK HER DAUGHTER'S EX-HUSBAND)

  39. Lynne Spears says – reply to this


    139

    hi, i'm LYNNE SPEARS!!! MOTHER OF THE YEAR! YES, I DID FUCK MY DAUGHTER'S HUSBAND, KEVIN. I AM NOW FOCUSING ON MAKING JAMIE-LYNN INTO A HUGE STAR SO I CAN MAKE MORE MONEY OF MY CHILDREN'S SWEAT AND TEARS. I'M MOTHER OF THE YEAR: LYNN SPEARS ( A MOM WHO LIKES TO FUCK HER DAUGHTER'S EX-HUSBAND)

  40. heyyall says – reply to this


    140

    me thinks that 132 and 133 might be B

  41. BRITNEY NEEDS TO GROW THE EFF UP says – reply to this


    141

    I agree with whoever said this isn't about "child star syndrome". It's about an immature, spoiled brat with bad character making bad choices. Britney's mother is no Dina Lohan, she isn't out partying by her daughter's side or doing drugs, she's a normal decent person who has tried to help Britney but she is just not interested because all she cares about is herself. There are plenty of child stars who turned out just fine so to blame child stardom is just excuse making. Jodie Foster, Brooke Shields, Kurt Russell, Ben Affleck ect were all child stars who turned out just fine. Life is a choice, Britney made bad choices and is too childish to owe up to them. As for Kevin, he is not at fault either. Britney knew exactly what she was getting when she married him. She knew Kevin had nothing and his GF was pregnant, hell, Britney even had to buy her own engagement ring so what was she expecting? At least Kevin is making an effort to be a good parent. Britney needs to grow up and take responsibility for her own life and take care of this babies properly. I doubt she will though, she will probably just keep acting like an asshole until she's broke then go on Oprah whining about how everyone did her over. Gimme a break. I say just ignore this loser twat.

  42. Price of Child Stardom says – reply to this


    142

    if Britney's parents were smart, they would've made her get her high school diploma (she doesn't have one right?) Does she even have a GED?
    I have seen football players and other athletes who went to college and have good heads on their shoulders, and who realize that the fame and money might not last forever…!!

    I am sad for her because she has pushed people away, and can't decide who is on her side. She seems like her prospective is so skewed…she can't trust anyone it seems…this person is selling this to a tabloid, this to this place…ugh

    She needs to pull a Demi Moore move, go away to a remote location, and live her life with her children (if she still can!)

    Laura Wasser is a divorce lawyer, but also practices family law too..she is part of Wasser, Cooperman & Carter law firm in LA…

  43. THIS WHOLE THING MAKES ME SICK says – reply to this


    143

    Britney is sick. I cannot believe she actually thinks her mother slept with KFED. Grow up you paranoid pig.

  44. Allure Sucks says – reply to this


    144

    Shame on Allure. What a disservice not just to young woman everywhere, but to society in general, putting Britney Spears on their cover. Who amongst us really needs to pay attention to a vulgar, uneducated mother of two, who doesn't mind giving up bare bottomed crotch shots to the public? It's even more insulting to airbrush her as close to perfection as you can when we're all well aware what she's really looking like these days.

  45. Boo Whoo!!!! says – reply to this


    145

    first of all for all of yas that say britney needs time blah blah blah!!! if britney really wanted those kids she would shapen up she dnt care for them kids all she wants to do is go party and go fuck guys and girs that she meet IM GLAD that noone is helping this bitch out she deserve it and i really do hope that she goes away no one likes her at all FUCK BRTINEY SPEARS hey go do us a favor!!! go fuck yourself and kill your self ok!!! OH HEY CANT WAIT TIL U OVERDOSE HAHAHA IM COUNTING THE DAYS, WHEN THAT DAY COME WHOOO HOW THE WORLD BE SOO HAPPY AND A BETTER PLACEWITHOUT BRITNEY SPEARS HILLBILLY!!!!!! HAVE FUN GOING ROCKBOTTOM O WAIT U ALREADY ARE ROCKBOTTOM AND TRASH THATS Y NO ONE WANTS YOU!!!

  46. sonya says – reply to this


    146

    she's a hot mess. was just reading the whole timeline in life&style. looks like Kev may really get the kids afterall.

  47. Krissy says – reply to this


    147

    In what kind of fucked up world do we let a person like Britney spears hold a child (Life&Style cover). We have laws against people who drink and drive, we should have laws against people who drink and carry young children…somebody send that kid a helmet….

  48. k says – reply to this


    148

    i don't know what's worse, stepping barefoot onto the street or being barefoot in that messy ass SUV.

  49. Christine says – reply to this


    149

    Trailer Trash at its finest!!

  50. whocares says – reply to this


    150

    Rash manly is not funny. Stop saying the same things over and over and over. It takes up too much space, is annoying, and isn't funny (especially when we've seen it 20 times!)

  51. agree says – reply to this


    151

    I agree with whocares. The play on the song "These Boots Were Made For Walking" was funny the first time. Not the second, eighth, or sixtieth. Also, the newsreport on Perez f—ing animals–sooooooo not funny either.

  52. TheBabblingHousewife says – reply to this


    152

    Geez…clean the trash of your vehicle, too.

  53. Kristin says – reply to this


    153

    lol…I guess she must have a guilty conscience…I don't blame her.

  54. Jasmine says – reply to this


    154

    Why doesn't she just get another lawyer. I'm sure she can find and afford a good one.

  55. ugh! says – reply to this


    155

    I can no longer defend her behavior. She deserves to lose her kids. People make all kinds of excuses for her….bi-polar, post-partum, blah, blah, blah. If she's that crazy, then take the kids. If it's a problem with drugs or alcohol, then take the kids. If she's not crazy or addicted to something then clearly SHE DOES NOT GIVE A DAMN. Instead of worrying about her VMA appearance, this should be at the top of her list! Go ahead and take the kids K-Fed!

  56. jimkhm says – reply to this


    156

    sending you love Britney.

  57. nickkk says – reply to this


    157

    I FUCKIN LOVE BRITNEY. Too bad the media is ruining her life

  58. kbcan says – reply to this


    158

    Wonder why she was dropped by lawyer. I'm guessing the lawyer is thinking that they are going to lose, and that Britney isn't following her advice. The lawyer probably doesn't want to be known as the lawyer that lost Britney her kids.

  59. bulldogi says – reply to this


    159

    skank

  60. Team BRIT BRIT says – reply to this


    160

    brit is the shit. hill billy characteristics and all. she doesnt give a fizuck what u guys think. she is still stuck on stupid about how she let kevin pull her in his trap. but i believe she will find her way out in time. these moments are needed for her to get all the bullshit off her mind. and her mom is dumb. you never take sides with someone else. she should have continued to try to fix it with brit. but she gave up to soon and disappointed brit. brit loves those kids but she realizes this was all kevins plan to get to her cheese and she is pissed she fell for it. TEAM BRIT BRIT

  61. LYnne Spears says – reply to this


    161

    hello, i'm britney's mom, lynne spears, and i did fuck kevin, my daughter's ex-husband and i did plot with him against her. now i intend TO FOCUS ON JAMIE-LYNN'S CAREER SO I CAN MAKE MORE MONEY OFF OF MY CHILDRENS SWEAT AND TEARS. I AM LYNNE SPEARS, MOTHERFUCKER OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVED SCREWING OVER MY DAUGHTER BRIT BECAUSE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME UP THERE, ON THE STAGE, FAMOUS AND CELEBRATED. I'M LYNNE SPEARS, BRITNEY'S MOM WHO LIKES TO FUCK AND SUCK THE COCK OF HER DAUGHTER'S EX-HUSBAND. I'M MOM OF THE YEAR!!!!!!

  62. LYnne Spears says – reply to this


    162

    hello, i'm britney's mom, lynne spears, and i did fuck kevin, my daughter's ex-husband and i did plot with him against her. now i intend TO FOCUS ON JAMIE-LYNN'S CAREER SO I CAN MAKE MORE MONEY OFF OF MY CHILDRENS SWEAT AND TEARS. I AM LYNNE SPEARS, MOTHERFUCKER OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVED SCREWING OVER MY DAUGHTER BRIT BECAUSE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME UP THERE, ON THE STAGE, FAMOUS AND CELEBRATED. I'M LYNNE SPEARS, BRITNEY'S MOM WHO LIKES TO FUCK AND SUCK THE COCK OF HER DAUGHTER'S EX-HUSBAND. I'M MOM OF THE YEAR!!!!!!

  63. LYnne Spears says – reply to this


    163

    hello, i'm britney's mom, lynne spears, and i did fuck kevin, my daughter's ex-husband and i did plot with him against her. now i intend TO FOCUS ON JAMIE-LYNN'S CAREER SO I CAN MAKE MORE MONEY OFF OF MY CHILDRENS SWEAT AND TEARS. I AM LYNNE SPEARS, MOTHERFUCKER OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVED SCREWING OVER MY DAUGHTER BRIT BECAUSE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME UP THERE, ON THE STAGE, FAMOUS AND CELEBRATED. I'M LYNNE SPEARS, BRITNEY'S MOM WHO LIKES TO FUCK AND SUCK THE COCK OF HER DAUGHTER'S EX-HUSBAND. I'M MOM OF THE YEAR!!!!!!

  64. LYnne Spears says – reply to this


    164

    hello, i'm britney's mom, lynne spears, and i did fuck kevin, my daughter's ex-husband and i did plot with him against her. now i intend TO FOCUS ON JAMIE-LYNN'S CAREER SO I CAN MAKE MORE MONEY OFF OF MY CHILDRENS SWEAT AND TEARS. I AM LYNNE SPEARS, MOTHERFUCKER OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVED SCREWING OVER MY DAUGHTER BRIT BECAUSE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME UP THERE, ON THE STAGE, FAMOUS AND CELEBRATED. I'M LYNNE SPEARS, BRITNEY'S MOM WHO LIKES TO FUCK AND SUCK THE COCK OF HER DAUGHTER'S EX-HUSBAND. I'M MOM OF THE YEAR!!!!!!

  65. team brit brit says – reply to this


    165

    good point i forgot brit got with him while he was expecting his 2nd child. that was low. and she knew his ass was broke but i think she thought she would be his saviour and it would last longer and be fairytaleish. Karma is a B. not only that i think kevin and his baby mama semi planned this: skit:

    KFed, "Shar just give me a year or two and that b's money is mine."
    Shar, "ok Kev, my career is shot, we are getting evicted, ok work her over!"
    KFed, "yeah and then i can use her money to help us build a better life for our kids!"
    shar, "but gosh i am going to look like a loser"
    KFed, "no shar your going to look like a winner you can get the surgery you have been wanting!"
    shar," well Kevin just dont get her pregno"
    Kev, " i dont know, that entitles me to more money baby!"
    Shar, " Ok Kev your right, Moeisha is cancelled, my agents not calling, i have two kids and low self esteem, go ahead lets wreck this hill billy biotch"
    Kev, "thats my girl, down to the end, you my#1 baby mama!"

  66. young gun says – reply to this


    166

    What a bunch of fucktards! To those of you that keep saying the media is ruining her life, get a CLUE.
    There is only person to blame and thats BRITNEY.
    God what a bunch of lame ass tards

  67. Rebel in GA says – reply to this


    167

    The scene: a club, anywhere in the world. The time: 12 AM. The DJ throws a Spears remix on the turntable; maybe "Toxic," "Do Something," or "Me Against the Music." Suddenly EVERYONE (even Perez) is shaking their ass. Remember this the next time you wanna run off about Britney, k?

  68. harlee gasmer says – reply to this


    168

    interesting…

  69. Sarah says – reply to this


    169

    Does she own a bra? Is there some charity that will give her one?

  70. Anna says – reply to this


    170

    #173 - Rebel in GA says:

    The scene: a club, anywhere in the world. The time: 12 AM. The DJ throws a Spears remix on the turntable; maybe “Toxic,” “Do Something,” or “Me Against
    ———————————————————————————-

    Yeah you are right, but you forgot one important factor, that was in the year 1999!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOOSER. SHITNEY IS OVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!

  71. Goodness! says – reply to this


    171

    Damn, Poor thang. She was the SHit at one point.
    Now she just looks like it

  72. ace says – reply to this


    172

    GAWD…when will the train wreck that is Britney end? Come back 2 us, Brit-Brit. Stop taking whatever fucking drugs you are on and get back to your fucking career! But PLEASE keep showing your snatch in public.

  73. Freddy says – reply to this


    173

    Britney will be back….lay off the fucking canibals!!! Love you Britney!

  74. Freddy says – reply to this


    174

    Britney will be back….lay off the fucking canibals!!! Love you Britney!

  75. Freddy says – reply to this


    175

    Britney will be back….lay off the fucking canibals!!! Love you Britney!

  76. Freddy says – reply to this


    176

    Britney will be back….lay off the fucking canibals!!! Love you Britney!

  77. Freddy says – reply to this


    177

    Britney will be back….lay off the fucking canibals!!! Love you Britney!

  78. kat says – reply to this


    178

    i'm really really worried for her. someones got to help her!! before she ends up dead

  79. me says – reply to this


    179

    i feel bad for her.. it really sux watching someone spiral out of control.. i'm sad for her…

  80. Princess Mags says – reply to this


    180

    Get it together Miss Hot Mess, hire yourself another lawyer, and clean yourself up, or else Fed-ex and grandma Lynne will definitely end up with the kids.

  81. E Van Halen says – reply to this


    181

    Quick, name 3 songs of Brinteys that are still played on the radio??

    Thats what I thought.

    Shes know become another Scarus Hilton, famous for being famous.

    Britneys career is OVER/DONE!!!! And her past is like it didnt exist. Her music is disposable and not relevant anymore.

  82. Harold Lloyd says – reply to this


    182

    When I grow up, I dont want to go to school, I just want to be a celebrity and have lots of money and attention and EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.

    LOLOLOLOL

    Money and fame do not make a loser a winner. Sorry Brit.

  83. ACF says – reply to this


    183

    Why is it we take so much pleasure in this girl's pain? Myself included. I just cannot keep away from this web site, especially all the Britney stuff. But you know, her poor kids are miserable and that is not amusing! I have to file reports to CPS all the time, and I think if she weren't famous, those boys would have been taken away a long time ago!

  84. Mia says – reply to this


    184

    Her body looks kinda hot in this picture. The dress sucks tho.'

  85. rash Manly says – reply to this


    185

    The Britney Spears Song
    .
    Sung to the tune of "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'."
    .
    .
    You keep sayin'
    That I need to stay home nights,
    .
    You keep layin' all your advice on me,
    .
    When I'm playin'
    You watch everything I do,
    .
    Just quit payin'
    All your attention to me.
    .
    .
    My brutes don't like your stalkin',
    You paparazzi zoo,
    .
    And one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!
    .
    .
    You keep layin'
    In wait to stab me in the back,
    .
    You keep me smellin'
    Like somethin' less than a rose,
    .
    .
    You keep sayin'
    I'm a train that's jumped off it's tracks,
    .
    You stepped and stomped and walked on ten of my toes,
    .
    .
    My brutes don't like your gawkin',
    And takin' pictures too,
    .
    And one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!
    .
    .
    You keep choosin'
    Photos that make me look sleazy,
    .
    You say I'm losin'
    My looks and all of my fame,
    .
    .
    You think bein' a party girl is easy,
    If I look dumb I'm holdin' you to blame,
    .
    .
    My brutes arn't made for talkin',
    That's not what they do,
    .
    And one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!
    .
    .
    Rash Manly therashreport.com

  86. jenni says – reply to this


    186

    oh thank god her dress covers her damn coochie…

  87. IF YOUR READING THIS YOUR GAY says – reply to this


    187

    GOD DAMIT BRITNEY WEAR SOME FUCKEN JEANS I JUST GOT OUT OF MY BATHROOM FROM THROWING UP TODAY BEACAUSE I SAW YOUR VAJAYJAY IN YOUR LAST PICTURE THE DAY IT WAS RELEASED SO PLEASE SAVE ME THE PAIN WILL HAVE MERSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  88. Rash Manly says – reply to this


    188

    “I wish ya all would quit sayin’ I’m
    not a good mother!”
    .
    ”I made my kids dinner myself tonight,
    I put Tater Tot in the microwave and…uh…
    I mean, I put some tater tots into the microwave…
    why is that bag of frozen tater tots sitting in the high chair?”
    .
    Rash Manly therashreport.com

  89. Benz says – reply to this


    189

    These liers/lawyers are going to suck the money and life out of Brit - The lier/lawyer will tell Kevin all sorts of crap to make him draw this fiasco on forever - cost at $399 per second - yes the lawyers will spin the web and say we can draw blood from that sonte and they will sympathetically listen to poor Kevin tell his tales of doom and then the bill will come in the end - OUCH!!!!

  90. Benz says – reply to this


    190

    These liers/lawyers are going to spin a tale to Kevin and make this fiasco go on forever - or at least until most of the money is dried up. Sure they will give Kevvy a sympathetic ear and a voice that "will get her good" but in the end its all who suffer when the final bill comes in - "Why can't they just get along" and end things on a good note - of course lawyers don't like that because it ends to quickly and they don't make their $500 per second.

  91. andrea says – reply to this


    191

    britney… i love you forever.. do it for the kids they love ouy they need you..

  92. alli says – reply to this


    192

    When is someone going to stop this nightmare?

  93. Lin says – reply to this


    193

    Even Wasser is backing away that's pretty bad when your Lawyer drops you….kinda like being asked to leave a church.

  94. joellen says – reply to this


    194

    for some reason i want to help her. im from new orleans and have had many of the same issue's. she needs help. i have my own money so want nothing just think she might be able to relate to me. drug issues, men issues, baby at 17, too much money etc. can i help her? bet her family knows mine. what do you think? i want nothing from her just understand her pain and have learned tools to help.

  95. toto says – reply to this


    195

    She needs to go back to Kansas asap

  96. Kim says – reply to this


    196

    Bless her heart…Everyone should want the best for her….it is sad…

  97. sarou says – reply to this


    197

    now she will know what a bunch of haters were around her and she tad they care about her.while they actually loved her money.even her funking familly.

  98. milf squad says – reply to this


    198

    I need some Britt in my life Perez….send her to DC, I have a little one born the same day as Jayden and we need to bond and hide out in my mini condo, in a simple little antique town in the suburbs.

  99. Sandeana says – reply to this


    199

    I feel very sorry for Britney. But it's still best for Sean and Jayden to be in the
    full custody of the K-Fed, until she can get some help, come back together, and find herself again. And once she can accomplish that (hopefully), perhaps
    she can go back to the 50/50 custody again. But it looks like, at this point, she will not be able to put herself back together without some psychological guidance. And I think with that she will make it, and come back!
    Sandeana

  100. some says – reply to this


    200

    This poor girl has been through hell . The sad thing is she has had to do it in front of every one in the world and she gets jugded for it. Every one needs to take alook at there on lives and just remember that we all could have been called a train reak. She will be back better then ever you just watch and see.

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