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Jennifer Aniston Is Really Full Of Herself

Filed under: Jennifer Aniston

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So, we were beginning to warm up to Jennifer Aniston.

But, after a recent interview with USA Today, we're sick of her again.

Mostly for saying this when it comes to people being sooo interested in her life: "I am honestly getting sick of it, and I feel like telling people, 'You know what? It's none of your fucking business.' Seriously, it's enough."

So stop talking about it!!!

She goes on to say, "And this is at a time when we should be so inspired and excited with what's happening with the president. It's a time to be positive and join together. We're just trying to entertain you, man. Don't shoot the messenger."

Wait, does she really think we care that much?

She needs to ditch that Norman the dog, he's probably lie-telling to her, whispering delusions of grandeur into Maniston's ear.

After all, she says that "There is no relationship ever — parents, a friendship, partners or lover — there's no connection like that [between owner and pet] ever."

There's a reason she hasn't had children yet!

Someone save Man from Norman! He only wants to hurt her!

That's probably why her past big screen endeavors have failed so hard, she keeps taking Norman's advice. He probably told her to sign up for Marley & Me, which Aniston is absolutely undermining with every crappy press interview she does for it.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

141 comments to “Jennifer Aniston Is Really Full Of Herself”

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  1. 101

    know what's getting older than Aniston talking about her life? You always shitting on her. Leave her alone.



  2. 102

    When did Perez ever "warm" up to her? I don't think there is one nice word about her on this site. The reason she keeps talking about her life is because people keep ASKING her about it. Leave the girl alone. She made a really valid point…it's really sad that people are more interested in gossip than whats really going on in the world.

  3. Wrenn says – reply to this


    103

    She's right…you can't get enough of her FAT ASS!!!



  4. 104

    The only thing I find entertaining about her, is her personal life. Do you know how much money she makes? More than most people will ever make in their lifetimes, and she complains. She spent 2 years building a house for herself, and god knows how much money, while her former Husband has been building houses(plural!!!!) for others. She complains.



  5. 105

    Um…just want to point out that this and every celeb blog, plus ever celeb mag runs stories and articles about every little detail of her life…so I think people (including PH.com) does in fact care THAT much.



  6. 106

    aww come on, first off it's a dumb post overalll, she should tell people to shut up already, constantly hearing about yourself has got to be just as dull to her as it is for us to have to hear about her doing nothing. i mean who the fuck cares about non-news? and point two: since when do you say 'lie-telling" ? up till now you've almost always written 'lying'. i'm sure many of you will recognize Micheal K in that and other little tidbits you keep picking up from other genuinly funny people. I'd like to say quit stealing their lines, but i do it to, the differance is i give the people i picked it up from credit, and i'm not even a 'celebrity gossip columnist'. maybe you should get a funny writer of your own and give them credit or something. also i need someone to send me a magnadoodle (i live in france yeah the country you knuckleheads)



  7. 107

    she is copying brad
    maybe she thinks she is still married to him



  8. 108

    JEN IS THE MOST TALKED ABOUT BAD ACTRESS ON THE PLANET, I COULD DO WITH LESS INFO ABOUT HER PATHETIC LIFE!

  9. rumi says – reply to this


    109

    YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT LEAVE HER ALONE YOU UGLY FATASS



  10. 110

    Re: Jenfraud
    I'm utterly fascinated by you Jenfraud. Who *are* you? You smackpost about Jennifer Aniston on all kinds of websites. What kind of person creates an avatar that vilifies a Hollywood actress whom, at the end of the day, we don't really know? Now maybe this seems hypocritical. But let me explain: I read the comments about her because, like most Americans, her story reminds me of all the shit men I've dated in the past and all the good looking bitches who've stabbed me in the back (don't we all have those stories, ladies? That's why the outsized coconuts– where do they get all that hair?– of the holy trinity of J-A-B are still on the covers of every tabloid 4 years later, I guess.) But, when all is said and done, wheb I've wasted another hard earned 5 clams on an US Weekly and a bag of Delicious Chewy Milk Chocolate Riesens, I feel sick and a bit like a sex addict must feel after visiting a porn site. It is then that I have to face the fact that I'm creating my own narrative out of the half-truths about all celebrities' lives. You, on the other hand: your interest seems unusual. You seem to live on Delicious Chewy Milk Chocolate Riesens. Cont'd…



  11. 111

    Re: JenfraudRe: Jenfraud
    Are you in the "industry," as vacuous LAeños like to say? Did Jennifer Aniston fail to give you an autograph at some point? Are you, and this would really make my day, actually Angelina Jolie? Or better yet are you David Schwimmer? Are you a scary stalker? I'm serious. I want to know. You can tell Pinky.



  12. 112

    PEREZ IS JEALOUS BECAUSE SHE GETS THE MAYER COCK



  13. 113

    extra extra! jen anistan looks like a turtle. janet jackson looks like a bee. nicole ritchie looks like a puppy.



  14. 114

    you are so supid perez , just look at your name perez hilton , male version of a female , or should i say female version of a male , you are pathetic and it is a shame for any female to you like her , it's like been catcalling by the shittest man on earth , if you like a female it is an INSULT to her with your pink web site and female like attitude , ohhhhhhhh so you don't like jennifer or you hate her , do you think she will ever care that someone like you doesn't like her , she is not liked by a f@ggg !!!! ohhh pooooooooor jen



  15. 115

    about "joining together…." why doesn't she try dating men of color? Maybe she would have better luck????
    Hurry up…..those eggs are getting old and rotten



  16. 116

    Re: PinkyTuscadero

    So sorry the truth bothers you so. You project your own inferiority complex through such an inferior idol of yours, Aniston. Like a star, like a fan.



  17. 117

    Re: trendygrl

    There is only one thing she can do to stop the press. Something she wouldn't dare do, since that would be the total death of her stardom. It's called NO COMMENT. She can say that and press has no story. She will never say, "No Comment". Commenting on her life story is the only way she keeps herself in the limelight.



  18. 118

    You're avoiding the question and misunderstood my post. I am not really a fan. I don't really care about celebrities. I care about you. Please talk to me.



  19. 119

    Re: PinkyTuscadero

    No I didn't mistake your post. "her story reminds me of all the shit men I've dated in the past and all the good looking bitches who've stabbed me in the back". NOT projecting your own failures in your life and inferiority complex through Aniston? Bwahahaha! Touché.



  20. 120

    Re: blinky-banana – Haha. Are you 8? You sound like a child trying to be mad at someone.



  21. 121

    Perez, I'm so sick of you trying to get people to agree with your points of views on celebrities. You know you have the "power" to get people to potentially think like you because of this damn site. Obviously, if you put it in their mind they might go, "hey, he's right."
    ***
    You're incredibly transparent and this site is wearing on me. I know so many people who quit going to your site because of this.



  22. 122

    I'm sick of it too. I'm so god damn sick of her. I have yahoo as my home page and I open it today and have to see her face with this story. How many times do we have to hear how sick she is of the attention she gets?? And who are these people so interested in her??? I blame them. Maybe she should tell her lame fans to stop buying magazines. Then maybe we could get rid of her. What is there to be a fan of? She read lines written by decent comedy writers and she's in awful movies. Maybe if she did a good movie people would have something else to talk about besides her private life.



  23. 123

    this is what annoys me about perez….he's such a hipocrite.



  24. 124

    SHE'S RIGHT… UR WRONG……… DICK LICKER…….



  25. 125

    perez you have a dog and you treat him like a child too, so dont judge jennifer for what she said about her relationship with her dog



  26. 126

    Re: LaDiva is here – But La Diva wasn't there, at GRAMMAR SCHOOL!



  27. 127

    I like Jennifer Aniston, I think she's perhaps the coolest celebritie. She doesn't seem to take celebrity for more than what it is, and doesn't believe that anyone else should either. Ya know? She's an actress, it isn't really that serious. On the other hand, I'd bet she'd be lot's of fun to drink margaritas with.



  28. 128

    HELL-O
    She's not WRONG:

    WHO'S THE ONE WRITING ABOUT HER?
    WHO'S POSTING ABOUT HER ON THEIR FUCKING BLOG???

    you're such a dumbass perez



  29. 129

    jen is great and perez you seem to be the one thats obessed with her even though you constantly complain about her. angelina needs to apologize to jen for being a home-wrecking WHORE.



  30. 130

    WHATEVER POINT YOU WERE TRYING TO MAKE DIDNT MAKE SENSE HERE FAG BOY.YOU COMPLETELY TOOK SOMETHING OUT OF CONTEXT AND COULDNT EVEN MAKE SENSE OF IT ,YOU COULDNT EVEN TIE IT ALL TOGETHER SO WE COULD GET WHAT EVER BULLSHIT YOU WERE TRYING TO PULL.SO HOW ABOUT YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP SYOP TRYING TO GRAB BITS OF INTERVIEWS AND MAKE A STORY OUT OF IT,YOUR OBVIOUSLY NOT GOOD AT IT.



  31. 131

    Re: Jenfraud – ew! from your words, you are such a mean sprited & ugly person. And you're obsessed with aniston. I mean who would hate someone they don't know that much. It's crazy



  32. 132

    Re: mollymouse – AND AS FOR YOU,YOU FUCKING FOOL,YOU HAVENT A CLUE WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT EITHER.IF YOU HAVE EVER READ ANY OF JENNIFER ANISTONS OLD INTERVIEWS SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE SAME AND HAS ALWAYS HAS THE SAME KIND OF ATTITUDE AND FUNNY WAY LOOOOOOOONG BEFORE ANY OF YOU FUCKHEADS AND LOOOOOONG BEFORE SHE EVEN KNEW WHO WHOREFACE ANGELINA JOLIE WAS SO PLEASE DONT COMPARE.ANGELINA IS THE ONE WO TRIES TO SHOCK PEOPLE AND TRIES SOOO HARD.ITS SO OBVIOUS.POOR GIRL IS ALWAYS TRING AND ALWAYS IN NEED ON LOVE EVEN NOW,WITH BRAD PITT.DADDY ISSUES YOU KNOW.



  33. 133

    Re: Jenfraud – ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING THAT WOMAN HAS BEEN KEEPING HERSELF TO HERSELF FPR YEARS AND HAS BEEN SAYING NOTHING ABOUT HER LIFE AND WHAT A CUNT JOLIE IS FOR YEARS.ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY THAT SHE HAS OPENED HER MOUTH FOR THE FIST TIME ON 4 YEARS AND THE WHOLE WORLD IS GONE FUCKING INSANE WANTING TO HEAR IT AND MORE.IF YOU ASK ME SHES A BETTER WOMAN THAN MOST CAUSE I WOULD HAVE WENT TO THE ROOF TOPE AND FUCKED JOLIE OVER THE EDGE YEARS AGO FOR BEING SUCH A BID SKANK RIDDEN WHORE,SHES CRAWLING WITH STDS THAT ONE.SHES A BONEY ASS WASHES UP OLD HAG,ITS HARD TO BELIEVE LOOKING AT THEM THAT JENNIFER IS 7 YEARS OLDER.SHES A FINE WOMAN.JOLIE LOOKS 45 OR MORE.JENNIFER SHOULD HAVE OPENED HER MOUTH AND THROWN THEM UNDER THE BUS YEARS AGO



  34. 134

    BUT SHE TOOK THE HIGHER ROAD AND AS SOON AS SHE SAYS ANYTHING THE WHOLE WORLD FUCKING STOPS.SO YEAH I GET WHAT SHE MEANS WHEN SHE SAYS "WHO FUCKING CARE"SHE LIKE ME CANT BELIEVE THAT SOMEBODY MAKES A SIMPLE COMMENT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HER LIFE IN RETALIATION TO ANOTHER WOMAN TRYING TO GET A DIG AT HER AND YOUR ALL SAYING OH WHEN WILL SHE SHUT UP,ARE YOU HAVING A A FUCKING LAUGH.AND WHATS BETTER IS YOUR THE ONE WHO WANTS TO DO ALL THE TALKING ABOUT HER SO INFACT SHES TELLING YOUTO MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS YOU WEIRD ASS FUCKED UP STALKER.



  35. 135

    oh shut the fuck up perez. you are so godamn annoying lately.



  36. 136

    Why is it that ONLY the limited in talent are ALWAYS making tabloid yak yak yak about me me me and nothing.Wish she would shut up and learn to actually act cos she cannot be "Rachael" forever…….she is like US version of Kylie Minogue.



  37. 137

    She's absolutely right…here you are posting about her instead of what's important. Jen is still sounding pretty down to earth.



  38. 138

    OMG I'm, like, so stunned! "Rachael" is cursing in interviews now? Wow, she must be trying to shed her "Rachael" persona. To do that, Maniston, you must stop taking roles in cutesy rom-com's and quit playing the girlfriend. This woman has got to be the most overrated actress out there. She's so one-dimensional and dull. Even her dating life is one-dimensional and dull. Go away like the rest of the Friends cast and stop trying to become an A-list movie actress. It ain't gonna happen bitch.



  39. 139

    Good gawd, why doesn't she just shut the fuck up and stop whining. I agree with you Perez, every time I start to feel a bit of sympathy for Jen she gets a bad case of verbal diarrhea.



  40. 140

    All of the douchbags who have nothing but negative things to say about Perez should take a hike………….don't read his column anymore and just get the fuck lost.



  41. 141

    Re: TOTALTOPMAN8 – oh bend over you fag

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