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If You Are Easily Offended….

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Olympic Gold medalist Michael Phelps, at a signing for his new book in NYC on Tuesday.

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[Image via WENN.]

185 comments to “If You Are Easily Offended….”

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  1. 101

    he looks like Ashton Kutcher here



  2. 102

    OMG its the toxic avenger!



  3. 103

    It looks like he's gotta poop



  4. 104

    His face is not what has all the hot chicks trying to get at him.



  5. 105

    He is beyond fucking ugly.



  6. 106

    Like I've said before he's good for fucking and making him suck your dick. But on one condition please put a bag on his head first!



  7. 107

    according to urban dictionary:
    butter face — A girl (or guy) who is hot, except for her (but her, butter) face.
    example: "damn, she's got a nice body….but her (butter) face!!!!"



  8. 108

    LMFAO omg..
    he looks like that JIMMY from SOUTH PARk.
    oh, god…hahahahah



  9. 109

    He's an amazing athlete! I heard Anderson Cooper say that between the ages of 12 to 17 Phelps never missed a day of practice at the pool… not even on Christmas. Yes its not a great picture but who cares?



  10. 110

    He's way more attractive than you Perez.



  11. 111

    Hey Perez, matching your face with Michael Phelps' face, and Clay Aiken's ass, you would come in third. I'm sorry but you know the thing about the kettle and the pot.



  12. 112

    aww… and he tried to hide w/ a hat… =(



  13. 113

    Re: Horney as a Toad – NICE AVATAR. CAN I HAVE SUM???



  14. 114

    all you bitches are just HATERS!



  15. 115

    #97-99 NOT ME, ALTHOUGH THEY WERE NICE COMMENTS - THE PATHETIC IMPOSTOR DID IT!
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    FROM NOW, WHEN I SEE THE IMPOSTOR, I'LL SIGN WITH A TERM OR SCENARIO ONLY THOSE I CARE TO "CHAT" WITH WILL KNOW…SINCE WE KNOW EACH OTHER FAIRLY WELL!
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    IT WILL BE DIFFERENT EVERYTIME…THIS WAY THE IMPOSTOR CAN'T PRETEND SINCE WORDS/SCENARIOS WILL NOT BE RE-USED…THEN YOU WILL KNOW WHO THE TRUE HOT MONKEY IS!
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    (BLAST FROM THE PAST) SIGNED - BBD VS "LORD K" ;)



  16. 116

    BRACES needed prompt



  17. 117

    he is so fug, like short bus fug…like mentally handicapped, needs to wear a helmet fug …and even those born that way or by medical mistake are cuter than this fug!



  18. 118

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    He looks like a village idiot.



  19. 119

    #113 FUCK NO NOT ME…PATHETIC IMPOSTOR IS A FLAMING POWERBOTTOM!
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    SIGNED - SWEET'S BUFFALO STEW ;)



  20. 120

    those ears, those eyebrows, that hair… oyyyy

  21. Pearl says – reply to this


    121

    what an awful picture.



  22. 122

    :)
    I think he's cute!



  23. 123

    Well he's got a nice chin, kinda roundish and– um…I got nothin'.



  24. 124

    Not everyone can be supermodels. I think it is mean to point out his flaws. He seems like a decent enough guy, leave him alone. He'll be forgotten about in a year or so anyway.

  25. k-lee says – reply to this


    125

    You guys are harsh. He's no Zac Efron but he is so not ugly. Definitely not ugly!



  26. 126

    Im sorry he cant look wrong in my eyes..he is super cute..but im not gonna lie..he has that downe syndrome twinkle in his eyes.but still he is super sexy!



  27. 127

    omg omg omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it looks like are u ready…..TIMMAY!!!!!!!!!! FROM SOUTH PARK!!!



  28. 128

    My God with so much money now and he has to look like Bus Driver !



  29. 129

    Ya know I love you, hate to say it, but maybe if you stopped making fun of people who have been hit by the ugly stick, they'd stop feeling so embarrassed when their pic gets taken, which makes them even uglier. PEREZ HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF EVERY TIME YOU SAW A PIC OF YOURSELF YOU SAW COMMENTS UNDERNEATH IT ABOUT HOW FUGLY AND RETARDED YOU WERE. So stop it, that kinds shit is earning you some seriously bad karma. You think your cute now, wait till your next life…



  30. 130

    eww wuht do gurls see in him? his body isnt all the hot either



  31. 131

    hes a butter face.

    "everything looks good butter face." hahahaha



  32. 132

    really a book? im assuming it had many pictures with big bold letters, but if the pics are of him swimming (with his face down in the water) then its all good :P

  33. Wrenn says – reply to this


    133

    I swear he looks like a retard!!! With all that money he's making I think I would see about getting something done with his face. Don't know what…but I would be calling Dr. Rey asap.



  34. 134

    I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOO GLAD THAT THE REST OF YOU FIND YOUNG MR PHELPS SO UNATTRACTIVE….CAUSE I THINK HE'S HOTTER THAN A FIRECRACKER, AND IT'S NICE TO KNOW I WON'T HAVE TO FIGHT ANY OF YOU OFF WHEN TRYING TO ACCESS THE INSIDES OF HIS PANTS….SOMETHING I HAVE A FEELING HE'D ENJOY…AS I THINK HE LIVES IN A "WATER-CLOSET."



  35. 135

    how unfortunate.



  36. 136

    hes cute!, in my opinion anyway.



  37. 137

    he is so lucky he mon the gold. No wonder he wen on a fucking spree!!!!!!!!LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11



  38. 138

    He's the greatest athlete in the world and has done what no one else has, and likely never will and people can't get over his fucking FACE?! Grow up!

  39. MHE says – reply to this


    139

    What a fox.



  40. 140

    I think he's adorable. I hope he never listens to what anyone else says.



  41. 141

    perez has once again said it best

  42. MP says – reply to this


    142

    His hair looks good like that. It's nice to see him w/ a different look.



  43. 143

    the female version of a but-her face…….ugly as fuck, but i would ride that cock all day!



  44. 144

    Ewww…..he has the face of those really, really freakishly tall people. FUGLY.



  45. 145

    aw i hate it when you guys are mean to him he's so sweet and cute…..don't you know that people are made of more than bodies and fucknot??



  46. 146

    He is so Gay! I bet he has a huge one though!



  47. 147

    he looks like that guy from that movie "my giant".



  48. 148

    An eyebrow wax and braces would work.



  49. 149

    He needs to just walk around without a shirt. Because otherwise the boy is seriously FUG.



  50. 150

    He's very endearing though, the fact that he doesn't try and act all hip and laughs when he wants too.
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    He should have a big dopey grin, Homes is Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccchhhhhhhhh!!! and Nuuuuuuuummmbbbbbbbeeeerrrrr 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  51. 151

    I'm more offended by the ass on the page that goes from lumpy white to orange balloons, it really makes me want to gag



  52. 152

    ew. ewewew

  53. H.R says – reply to this


    153

    Ha.. what is wrong with all of you. What the fuck have you done lately that tops winning Olympic gold medals?

  54. H.R says – reply to this


    154

    i'm all about poke'n fun on tardtastic celebs, but he's not one of them.



  55. 155

    He is amazingly talented and an incredibly hard worker…just not hot at all. Sounds kinda dumb when he speaks as well.



  56. 156

    butterface



  57. 157

    Duh! (slurp). Where's my iiiiceeee creammmm?
    Mommy, I want my iiiiceee creammmm.
    Guess mentally handicapped people can swim. Someone told me that at least they can float.



  58. 158

    hot. its final



  59. 159

    Ewww. :o



  60. 160

    EWWWWWWWWWWWW!

  61. party says – reply to this


    161

    gyawd. you all are so shallow. however! if he did a Mariah and only showed his other side, y'all would have NUTTIN to complain about. I could watch a movie on his pecs. he's adorable. never underestimate those without glamorous looks. we are usually the best kissers and EVERYONE KNOWS that kissing is important. I'd kiss him. I'd kiss him right now. kiss kiss kiss.



  62. 162

    he IS such a butter face. everything is great but his i wear a helmet while riding the short bus looking face



  63. 163

    He is velly good swimmer …



  64. 164

    He looks really good in the guitar hero commercial!!



  65. 165

    ewww… he looks like he has a touch of the downs. lol



  66. 166

    his mother was told by a teacher that "your son will never be able to concentrate on anything in life" you know what? i think he concentrated and accomplished more than anyone i know or anyone who commented on this photo..go phelps

  67. tetzy says – reply to this


    167

    Fug. Pure and simple.



  68. 168

    i just want to throw this out there…who here has accomplished anything like that? and really, how many of you are better looking than him? i'm thinking he's got most of you on both counts.



  69. 169

    He looks like a hasbeen, not saying he is just looks like one.



  70. 170

    Maybe if he fixed his grill?? Such a waste of a perfect body.



  71. 171

    iccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk



  72. 172

    Re: CORNDOGMAN – LMAO… "BUTTER"… meaning "butter face"… which means everything BUT his face is cute. Usually it's used for a chick… "That chick is a real butter face" - Translation - "Everything but her face is cute" (but her… butter… get it?) … now? lol



  73. 173

    He has the worst face. uggh



  74. 174

    I'm getting offended by all this unoffensive "if you're easily offended" posts.



  75. 175

    Re: zathandra – Hilarious



  76. 176

    If I were him, I'd get my teeth fixed. He's wealthy now, he can afford it.



  77. 177

    Money doesn't buy you taste, that's fo' sho'!!!!!!



  78. 178

    He really is ugly. I'm sorry. I was just at that Barnes and Noble less then 2 weeks ago, and when I saw it advertised he was gonna be there…I ran in the other direction. Uhgggggg.



  79. 179

    not as hott with his shirt on and his face showing…. total butterface



  80. 180

    heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    i was there and im pretty sure the creeper that took the picture was in front of us

    annnnddd that picture doesnt do him any justice!!! i have pics to post perez that show the reallly hot phelps!



  81. 181

    yuck.



  82. 182

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



  83. 183

    Fragile X ?



  84. 184

    he's hideous. the ugliest guy i hope to ever see. he looks like casper from kids. hate him. i like him when he's inundated.



  85. 185

    hes too ugly! yet he feels a thousand times goodlooking than baby face chace crawford

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