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Asslee Ditched the Baby For a Night
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Ashlee Simpson > Pete Wentz
She has the mommy glow "it's my first night to get drunk in forever" look about her!
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's nanny must have worked a late night on Monday.
Ass was spotted at LA's Troubadour with her dad Joe and mommy Tina for Pete's 'private' gig.
When are we going to see 3-week old Bronx Mowgli?
[Image via Darren/Fame Pictures.]
Posted: December 9, 2008 at 2:10 pm
I wonder if she's breastfeeding??
I'M SORRY BUT I HAVE TO BLURT THIS OUT!
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MOMMY GLOW MY ASS…MOMMY BLOAT…FAT ASS!
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I APOLOGIZE TO ALL THE MOMS ON THIS THREAD!
WHO CARES!!!!!!
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO APOLOGIES NECESSARY! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oohh she looks awful. go back to your son. you look like shit.
I. Fucking. Hate. Those two.
With a name like Mowgli, he’s probably being raised by lions, tigers and bears oh my…
like her sister, a bona fide semen receptacle
CULERO PEREZ POST SOMETHING CALIENTE…THIS IS CACA!
BLAHHHHHH!
Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – YOU KNOW I HAVE MUCH MONKEY LOVE FOR YOU NENA HERMOSA!
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MOMMY GLOW?????
SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING SERIAL KILLER CLOWN!!!!!!!!
Re: Ivannaspankalot – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – AGREED!
she looks like shittttt.
ew
kinda like the jokers sister
She looks like Whoreticia Adams.
Re: Fawk u and ur issues – Ask Milky. Or Harry. They can always tell.
Her face looks… different. Hmm…
Re: SWEETPIECE VP OP of D.I.S.S. –
her tatas look mighty milky =)
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…in the inimitable words of LettyB….'Who Cares'. Perhaps she can give some of her last CD's away as Holiday gifts and write off some of the loss.
I so hope she stays fat. And her boyfriend goes back to sucking dick.
Re: sushi – LMAO
looks like she borrowed jessica's tits
Re: Ivannaspankalot – Ahahahahaha
Re: googlegoogle846 – EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
all the black clothing and big jacket cannot conceal the fact that she's huge!
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – LOL….
Re: karencarpenter – LOL!
she looked better pregnant
wow- she looks extremely fat as hell, the jacket and lipstick are very unflattering. cover ur boobage too! and do something to ur hair, looks like a hot mess
Why do celebrities feel the need to name their children after fruit, names with the letter "x", and Jungle Book characters?
Re: _Alice_ – ALICE BABY!!!!
FUG!
can you drink when you're breastfeeding?
yikes how irresponsible. then again, wouldn't expect anything more from a Simpson.
i know she just gave birth and everything….but she doesn't have that "mother glow". she just looks like a cow.
Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – Hahahaha…Letty Honey!
Holy Boobies!! Good for her for getting a break from the baby for a few hours.
why so serious
She looks too pale. Halloween was two months ago!
FAT LARD…UGH I CAN'T STAND ASS OR JOE THE PERV…DON'T LET HIM NEAR THE BABY!!!
Ass will never be NICOLE RICHIE, LET IT GO BITCH!
Who is that? That's not Asslee Simpson.
no, mommy glow for sure. shes glowing.
Ok, she's not my favorite person either. But as a mom who's had 5 kids, I can tell you that it is very rare for a woman to look picture perfect a mere 3 weeks after giving birth. Pregnancy and delivery are very stressful on a woman's body and it can take awhile for everything to morph back into place, especially if you're breastfeeding. Seriously, some of the comments here just show a plain lack of maturity. Come back and comment after you've expelled another human being from within your own body.
She looks great!!! Hot Monkey that is uncool for you to say that . I had a baby a year ago Sunday and trust me it does not matter how thin you are in 3 weeks you will still have a tummy. That is a sad comment you made!!!
Man guys give the girl a break, sad that this world is so obsessed with fat people, people can not even have a baby cause "we" are making fun of them! Hey if Oprah who has all the money, cooks, private gym etc, can not be thin imagine the rest of the world! Quit making fun of peoples weight, there are alot of young girls that come in here and it is sad that they read what you guys may say jokingly and take it serious and to another level. Sorry to be preaching but, just thought it was uncool!!
I think she looks adorable. She just had a baby, so cut the woman some slack, you assholes! If she lost all the baby weight you would all be calling her irresponsible and anorexic. Either way it's a lose/lose situation for her. She wanted a night out, so let her have it. And, yes, she can drink and breastfeed as long as she pumps and dumps and gives the baby some previously pumped milk.
No way that's ashlee simpson. It doesn't look like her at all!
She looks terriable in that pic. you always do that.
that kids name is so "edgy" lyke omg
she probably breast feeds! that means she can't drinkkkkkkkkkk! DUH perez.
Re: perezfan11 – No you can't!
Re: Samantha07 – I APOLOGIZED! SORRY IT JUST SLIPPED OFF MY FINGERS!
those are some productive titties
Are you sure that's Ashlee? It looks more like Tiffany the singer. I imagine Papa Joe is negotiating with the tabloids right now, selling the baby's first photos to the highest bidder.
God honey…a little self tanner works wonders!
She just had a baby so her weight is completely understandable. But why does she look Albino? She is sooo white! It looks like she's wearing Dita Von Tesse makeup.
She's such a nobody. We don't care for her outrageously named fruit of the loom.
Mowgli. Fuck me.
Doesn't even look like her!!
3 Weeks is way too soon to be leaving your newborn with a babysitter for a night out on the town- Dumb skank shouldn't be popping babies and pretending to play mommy if she can't take care of her baby after 3 short weeks- These people make me sick- Stay home and watch your baby dumb bitch.
WTF happened 2 her face??????
Perez Hates Me ^^
I hope she pumps and dumps if she's breastfeeding.
How disturbing. When did she have her hand removed?
She looks like Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight.
this bitch can fuck off…take monkey husband with her….
Re: *MissLeia* – different = FAT FACE
Asslee looks tired as fuck. And riddle me this, Why the fuck is she going out for a god damn drink if she's breastfeeding?Does she know that whatever she drinks or eats her breatmilk will taste like that? What a dumbass poor Baloo. I mean Mowgli…..
Re: redhead – OMMM I REALLY CAN'T STAND HER OR HER BI HUSBAND BUT COME ON SHE JUST HAD A BABY 3 WEEKS AGO ANY WAY I'M SURE THE NEXT TIME WE SEE HER GROSS FACE SHE WELL BE VERY SKINNY AGAIN I'M SURE U HAVE TO WAIT 6 WKS BEFORE GETTING THE LIPO MAYBE SHE CAN USE THE SAME GUY BRITTNAY DID
those are some big titties
Awww maybe she don drop the baybe fatt!
She looks damn good for having had a baby three weeks ago.
That being said in my opinion she doesn't have any business going out. You can put off socializing for a few weeks for god's sake. Stay home and bond with your kid.
Re: spice555 – maybe i was a little harsh, but i have 3 kids and i was back in my jeans in less than two weeks with each one and i average a size 3-5
Wow she does look horrible. But I'm actually glad to see that not every celebrity looks amazing after having a baby. Makes me feel a lot better LOL.
Who wants to see yet another pampered over exposed celeb baby with a dumb pretentious bullshit name, being exploited in press.Hell ALL babies are cute and they all look pretty much the same….
she ditched tht baby but whose tht other baby shes carrying under the shirt?
The papparrazzi still takes photos of this has-been? Why?
haha she looks likeone of marlin manson's wives…so pale
Nasty I hope not to see much of her in the future.
She may not be your favourite person, but come on, the fact she's just given birth 3 weeks ago, she's done amazing to be out and about that soon after, let along going to a gig. She's gonna look on the bigger side now, she had someone growing inside of her for 9 months, you would be bigger too
go home. stay there forever
Why do you wanna see their lil kid??? They are the celebs not the kid so stop being a stalker… if you are that interested take your ass outside their place and wait like all the paps for a good snapshot instead of stealing it from paps and then post about how paps harras celebrity kids… you are a douche Piggy!
Re: onlyme – hey, dumb bitch, if you read, she was at *husband's* show.
only morons take a newborn to a concert.
what is it about the simpsons where they have to have their boobs hanging out of everything they wear