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That, ladies and gentlemenz, is Kathy Griffin's new boyfriend.
Before you are quick to judge…
His name is Steve Wozniak, and he was one of the co-founders of Apple.
Boyfriend's got bank!!!!!
Wozniak has been married three times and has three children. Griffin split from her former husband Matt Moline, a computer technician, last year.
Kathy met Steve after he watched her stand-up show last month, and they've been dating ever since.
She has a thing for nerdy guys.
Now she scored one with MAD MONEY.
Sweet!
Posted: August 17, 2007 at 4:27 pm




OMG he called her a fire crotch!
I'm so happy for her.
I just love her, and felt so bad when she got divorced.
Karma's a real bitch, isn't it Mattie?
Kathy is way too good for the View.
wow, i thought she was banging that tom guy, but yeah, go kathy
So is anyone else thinking about what Kathy's computer tech ex is saying after readding this article (because everyone reads perez!)
I imagine it's something like this…
"Ha ha Ha…..IBM was still in there first bitch"
Cheers to Kathy! She deserves it!
So is anyone else thinking about what Kathy's computer tech ex is saying after reading this article (because everyone reads perez!)
I imagine it's something like this…
"Ha ha Ha…..IBM was still in there first bitch"
Cheers to Kathy! She deserves it!
Good for her! Always liked her.
Perez, get rid of the scatological spammer, PLEASE!!
Cannot stand that pervert shit.
OH MY GOD — IS HE ON A SEGWAY?????
BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
She is funny as hell, though.
I freaking love Kathy! I hope this man treats her well - she deserves the best.
Bravo for kathy!!! she is sooooo funny, i love her. She deserves to be happy….She's gone thorugh a lot.
Maybe she just wants a husband she can steal from instead of one who steals from her, like the last one.
Bravo for kathy!!! she is sooooo funny, i love her. She deserves to be happy….She's gone through a lot.
Ewwwwwww, she really helps out computer industry to keep the computer guys sexually satisfied.
why don't you just take a picture of your POOP and put it on here?
IT WOULD BE MORE INTERESTING
is she that whoreable that it's a big annoucement when she lands a man?
Good for Kathy (and Steve)!
He's rich and manly looking - go Kathy!
holy wrinkles!!
YAY KATHY!!!
girlfriend needs some botox
Way to go girlie!! I hope your mom likes him too…even if he's not irish!
She now has a guy whos ugly on the bad side but on the good side he got money in the bank!!!!! So bring in the cash!!!
Fugly and fuglier thank God she is too old to breed. She is damned hideous but then so is he.
All right!
Go Kathy G.!
Good for her she deserves it! She's wonderful!!!
Man, shes really let go since the Regis and Kathy-lee show huh…look at all the wrinkles!
Hopefully he can buy her some class and morlas. She is so vulgar and offensive. She is so left its wrong.
i am so happy for kathy. i love her. he does have a lot of money good job kathy.
KATHY KATHY KATHY!!!! She is the greatest LADY in show business.
Good for her! Hey with that kind of money I'd do him:):)…..uh on second thought, probably not…..but still….good for her!
OMG! I freaking love KG and watch her show whenever it's on. She loves u 2 Perez (like u didn't know that) She reads the comments too , so maybe this is my brush with fame. K, don't kid urself anymore, u r "A" all the way! ily so much. U always make me laugh til I bawl, u really are the funniest chick, EVER!!!! (No, I'm not part of her "team" either, just a humongous fan)…
im sorry. i judged before i even read that shit! i thought she was dating him cuz she was knocked up && i thought it was a gardener lmfaoo
& not the hot ones by the way..
What a riot! I did look at the photos first, but then read his name, and thought he's not that bad. I didn't think that at first.
omg thats weird
I'm so happy for both of them! I love her and love that she found a great guy, and she totally loves the guys with brains, and he has bucks! So disappointed in that whole situation with Matt. Yeah for Kathy and Steve!
Kathy Griffin is beautiful, talented, and hilarious I am so happy for her. She deserves to be happy and with someone who is not sucking her money from her
word! cant wait to see you at barbara b……woot!!
Good for her.
240 bitches!
This is amazing!
Congrats Kathy! I hope you're happy. If he turns out to be a jerk, dump him quick… Can't wait for the new season.
I'm hope she's happy, she deserves it.
im soooo happy for her i absolutley love her !!!
I don't know who gets the worst end of this deal but I'd say, him. she's a creeped-out, plastic surgery nightmare and not funny.
Great news for my girl ~ ~ I love you so much, Kathy!!
Wasn't he played by Noah Wylie in the Microsoft movie????
He seem a bit fatter now
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Not only do I love me some gays, but I loves me some Kathy Griffin even more. You go girl
I hope this is real…CAUSE I LOVE HER & SHE DESERVES THE BEST!!!
they are the same .good choice kathy.by the way she look sexy with that hair.
Kathy Griffin is one of the funniest people alive and I love her show. She speaks her mind and doesn't say sorry. Not like other "comedians" like Jay Leno who doesn't say anything bad about celebrities b/c he doesn't want to hurt their feelings. Fuck Leno, Go Kathy don't worry you're to good for his show.
Just saw her preform in the ATL… she was awesome! She deserves the best!
I miss Kathy's show. She really made me laugh this summer while I was going through some tough times. The Ireland episode was especially moving and I hope to see more of her soon. Congrats and please come to NYC!!!!!!!
I actually love this guy. He was one of the first hackers of the world.
I love Kathy so much. She is absolutely hysterical! I hope she is really happy with this guy because she deserves it!
I just want to know how Kathy Griffin manages to be a tiny fat person?
Dang it, I wanted her, lol!
I hope he is good to her. She seems like a wonderful person and god knows she is the smartest and funniest comic around. She is also super cute and has a great figure. I cannot wait to see her in Seattle this fall!!!
fuck…well on to the next firecrotch
She needs to be A List.. only one with an f'ing personality.
It's not like Woz is hideous or something… so what's all the fuss? He's smart, wealthy, and not bad looking at all. Plus, he's got a good sense of humor. Yay Kathy AND yay Woz!!
Oh shit, Ive heard of him.. I am guessing hes REALLY got mad money! And hes not much worse looking than Matt was! Go Kathy with the gold digging, we love you!
yo wat to go Kathy ypu are so f***in fuuny mankeep up the good old gold digging
I am happy for our gal. At least she doesn't have to worry about him stealing her money. Didn't Matt do that? I hate to be mean to Kath but she isn't a 10, although she has been looking really good lately. Hopefully the guy is nice & has he sense of humor to put up with her craziness. I still feel bad about her dad. I hope her mom is doing ok.
yay kathy!!!!!!!!!! lots of love and luck to you. don't listen to anyone's wank!
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men do not have to be good looking and rich. Its either one or the other. I perfer rich. Way to go Kathy.
men do not have to be good looking and rich. Its either one or the other. I perfer rich. Way to go Kathy.
whatever~~~she's still not really funny
…and they look alike too…bonus!
I love it! He probably got all turned on after watching her show and saw that "Team Griffin" are all about using MACs!
He's lucky to have her…I hope it works out. You go girl.
Besos, Yvonne
Kathy Griffith is a cunt.
I wonder how much hand lotion her ring finger can take before she gets a ring?
WOZ!!!
Years ago, as a Fight Attendant, I had "Woz" and his kids and entouage in First Class. They completely overtook the whole cabin, evern though there were many other passegers. The were loud, rude and obnoxious. They demanded in the middle of our service that one of the two of us cut up his kids steak and feed him. There were at least 4 adults traveling w/ them. He personnaly was rude to both of us, remained standing in the aisle as we tried to work around him,( he was fat and messy), was loud and derisive if we asked for him to sit down so we could serve other passengers. He had the nerve to berate the service in loudmouth terms because we couldn't take the time to cut up his kids food and feed it to them. I like Kathy, I hope he has changed. Maybe she likes the abusive loudmouth type. Can't believe he has changed that much.
Good for Kathy!!!
holy fucking asscrackers. one the funniest smartest comediennes alive paired up with one of the most brilliant most geeky tycoons alive. for dorks like me, this is like our own brangelina. two outcasts who embraced their inner nerd and turned it into a career and a lifestyle and then found each other. hope springs eternal!
I am so happy for her. She has brought so much happiness to so many people, and she deserves some happiness of her own! The fact that he's rich might only complicate things… but let's all hope it doesn't.
Kathy Griffin love her gays and her military guys… I'm both.
Let's give her some goooood vibrations!
Kathy news!
I'm just happy if she's happy!!! She's had a rough rough year!
That it is just great! I really like her, she's a riot.
I think it's great that Kathy has found someone that she can have fun with!! I think Kathy is a funny comedian!! She deserves the best!!
My bf and I love watching her show and she's awesome! You go GIRL!
Nooooooooooo Kathy don't do it! I don't care how happy he makes you or how rich he is. Or at least please get him a makeover - he can afford a haircut, shave and a decent outfit! Stylist!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats Kathy! You deserve a great guy! And tell Steve we all know Bill got rich stealing HIS intellectual property. Apple rules! Vista blows!
I am happy for steve! steve is the bomb and he deserves this! GO STEVE!
He looks like a repairman that comes over to fix things
Appartently her type is chubby computer geek
ROCK ON, GIRL! You deserve ALL the happiness in the WORLD! Can't wait to see you at Madison Sq. Garden in January!!!!!!!!!
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I love Kathy so much she is so funny and she deserves all the best. and I am so glad she bagged a rich man. but. well look at him…
YAAAAAAAAAY KATHY!!!!
kathy is soooo funny! her show and her stand up is great, and if she's happy with this guy, good for her!
Kathy is so funny and sure hes not the most attractive but he sure does have money so, GOOOOO KATHY
YAY for Kathy, I LOVE HER. (Couldn't you have picked a better photo of her, though?) At least there's less of a risk of this chubby, not so cute guy trying to rip her off and violate her trust, thank god.
YOU GO KATHY! YOU ARE SOOO FUNNY, YOU DESERVE EVRYTHING GOOD THAT HAPPENS TO YOU!
Kathy is a FAME WHORE. Did anyone see how she gave out money but would only do it if a magazine cover it? She cant do anything if its not getting her attention in some way. SAD. Im glad she found a guy with money…she needs a face lift!!
Good for her! I love her, she is funny and has balls. Love the fact she doesn's like kids!!
""#8 - UH…….. says: I didn’t picture her with anyone good looking! it’s not like she’s hot!KATHY GRIFFIN IS FIRE CROTCH!!!! ""
And I suppose you're smoking hot, cuntstain?? Put a picture up, please! KATHY I love you, you go girl, I need to land me an APPLE man too lol!!! xoxo
apples and oranges
SHUT UP! no really?! SHUT UP YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY for miss Kath-hayyy~! my heart is literally smiling right now ( I know this cause I just felt a small pain of joy in my chest ) Meso happy!
I saw her last night in Atlanta she was AWESOME! She even mentioned good ole' PEREZZERS in her show!
OMG! he is sooo not hot! I thought she was only dating people to get her in with the tabloids??? I guess she got horny! love this ladie!!!!
I got married at his house!!!!! Guys loaded and he has a nice place too!
Good for you Kathy!!
Hey she's really fug, so who do you expect her to get? She's not going to get some hot stud!!