"I'm Not Bangin' Britney"
Filed under: Britney Spears
Even though they were seen spending the night together at a hotel on Thursday and the same the night before, player/illusionist Criss Angel is insisting that his relationship with Britney Spears is purely platonic and that he's only helping her with a "planned" MTV VMA performance.
Angel tells People:
"It's amazing what people think. We're not together. Her manager is my manager, and I'm helping with one of her shows. I'm helping with her appearance on MTV. Yes, I'm here working on some stuff, and we went to that restaurant with 10 people. We were talking about how she wants to do something more with the [awards] show, and about me helping out and hoping to work with her on doing something to make her MTV appearance more innovative. It's amazing how you can't do anything now without people making up stuff."
If Criss pulls a VMA performance out of Brit Brit, it'd be a miracle!
He's more likely to pull a couple of used condoms and some lollipops.
Maybe he can use some magic to make Britney skinny. LOL!
Whatever BIG Nose. Explain the condom and the Dom Perion?? Staying at her hotel two nights in a row??? Yeah I'm sure you were doing business.
Gee, really! They go to hotels together at 4am. Come on! Why on earth would any of us think he's boinking her??
The more press this fucking moron gets, the bigger a dumbass he becomes.
Let's hope that he just pulls out before this chick gets pregnant again!
bsbb
I know for a FACT that mindfreak prefers his own gender.
He's not banging her because h'es banging me!! and now he's very busy with me jajaja
CRISS ANGEL EXCAPES GETTING
INVOLVED WITH 'HOT MESS' !!!
The last sentence was funny!
HA HA HA OMG PEREZ LMAO
"MORE LIKELY TO PULL A COUPLE OF USED CONDOMS AND SOME LOLLIPOPS"
THAT SHIZ WAS FUNNY
hahah… I am pretty sure they did something… hahah she made kidz with a fool why not an illusionist? ahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought he was gay..I mean, have you heard his lisp?
Been thinking about this and getting more pissed off, LOL. This guy cheats on his wife that no one knows about, then proceeds to screw as many celebrities as possible. What a prince. I hope A&E cancels his diseased ass.
he's a homo, don't let these charades fool you…
Criss might be too much of a playboy to be with Britney, but she's been very limelighty. I wouldn't be surprised if they did hook-up. I wouldn't be surprised if Criss only did it so he could be more visible.
Criss needs a new 'fanbase' other than the spooky kids.
he'd wanna be a hellova magician to fix Brit's problems!!
does anyone not see the news even Brit is a train wreck STILL AND IS ABOUT TO LOSE HER DAMN KIDS whats all this shit brits back SHUT UP and dammit Perez BLOCK FIRST and LINK comments already
EXACTLY WHY DO YOU THINK PEREZELLE WENT from some what 666 domain bullshit site to the PINK IM GAY HILTON SITE WHAT A JOKE
DITTO OR HERPES AND RASHES ON OUR CROTCH AND MOUTH SICK GIRLS
YES! It's confirmed, Britney will be taking her train massacre to the teevee! Whooop ;D
Oh and people, Criss is totally being honest. I swear! The elephant in the pink hula skirt that's chillin in my living room told me so.
I don't get this chick..why did she have children? She has money and no talent! If I was her I would go back to her roots..care for her TWO BOYS..end of story! Dressing up with a snake and kissing Madona..(no talent) is not a way to make money!
So, A - He confirmed that she's on the VMAs and B - he's dismissing the previous report that they sent his assistant out for condoms.
"…a couple of used condoms and some lollipops."
LMAO
Hey I know….maybe Criss will make Brit disappear….now that's a "plan". Who wouldn't tune in to see that shit.
Perez,
Seriously, enough about Britney. The public is sick of her antics, and she needs medical attention and the privacy to do whatever needs to be done. There are two babies involved who didn't choose their mother's or father's lifestyle. At the very least, consider them. Put down the cameras and move on to other celebs that are doing positive things.
Bitch, you need help!^^^^^^^^^^
(((((((((MAYBE, CRISS WILL MAKE ALL THE ASSHOLES DISAPPEAR)))))))
MAYBE, HE WIL MAKE K-FED DISAPPEAR
I AM SICK OF ASSHOLES TELLING ME, HOW I SHOULD LIVE MY LIFE!
THIS IS MY LIFE..FUCK OFF! UNTIL YOU SELL MILLIONS, AND MILLIONS OF RECORDS,PLEASE STAY SEATED!
SHE FUCKED HIM, I WAS IN THE SAME HOTEL AND SAW THEM MAKING OUT
I HAVE PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Brit may be a crazy Ho but she can really perform well. She will rock MTV.
I WANNA FUCK BRITNEY ALL NIGHT LONG WITH PEREZ WATCHING AND RECORDINH US.
LIAR! stop shouting heroine with brit…you lie…ugh damndirty junkies…why isnt she being drug tested damn take those kids away…in canada childrens aid would be there in 10 seconds…fuck they suck hahah
Maybe this is Brit's way of screwing JT again? CA does CD…who did JT…who did Brit. Ew. Ew. Ew.
Oddly enough, he looks like the male version of her. I mean, honestly, take a close look at his face…..stare at it for a couple of seconds…..THEY TOTALLY HAVE THE SAME FACE!! :O
That's efffffffeddddddd……….
P.S - I've got a moniker for them….How about Wack n' Crack? : )
I guess she could double as both, but in this particular name, she'd be the Crack, LOL.
She passed away this evening in LA. Go to CNN!!!
AACK!
Hes not banging her anymore, shes dead.
This guys so gross. Wait, so is she.
OMG
Haha, I totally got the lollipops joke..
shes going to perform what? fellatio?
She is a young mother having so much problems in her life. It is easy to gang up on her and I wonder if she can manage it. Throw a stone is easy!
I hope he wasn't lying, otherwise he going to need serious std tests..all the women he's been seen with have fucked everyone!
I can't stand britney anymore…she's over, move on.
I love Criss, but he needs to up his standards and quit playing with all of the hollywood whores.
He looks lke Johnny Depp
even though i doubt her performance will be anything but fucked, criss angel is a hot mofo.
i hope he can make her disapear. that would be cool.
Never crossed my mind.
I can't wait to see her MTV VMA set :O)
hilarious. he is totally married. has been for years. keeps her hidden in a large house in new jersey though. Ass hole. Tells her she cant visit him on tour and that he is seen with female celebrities for "business". He crawls back to her all the time. How do I know you ask? I was at their wedding.
that guy? britney, you want to be with him? hell no, she needs a real friend, not just random dudes and people on her payroll. i'd love to be wrong, but a lot of scum would put up with a lot of dysfunctional crap to get at someone's nine-digit bank account. get britney a horsecock sized syringe full of some objectivity, stat!
Perez… knock it off… now you KNOW Britney has never seen a condom!
I have no sympathy for this dirty greek malaka. Ok, let's complain that the media is blowing this out of control and claiming that he and britney are together. Boo Hoo. Who the fuck wouldnt when you are going in and out of HOTEL suites together at all hours of the night!!!!!!!!!!! ITS BUISNESS???? Ok, fine…get an office..or something if you are that concerned about rumors..or fine..if you have to meet up for biz in a hotel…then do it at decent hours. Friggin celebs.
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she’s a nice and need some help but EVERYONE wants to see her down !
People LOVES that .. YOU love to see her bad,sad and put on weight!
leave her alone,she’s still young ..
I hope she’ll back on scene SOON such as in november
and with a great album
she’s a singer not a “public doll” that u play with
SUPPORT BRITNEY SPEARS !!!!
Please , his mnidfucking is working on that trick,How to disappear Tater Tot, and Small Fry!
Hmm, I wonder if my husband would believe that I was "working" if I had been spotted with another man at a hotel at 4am.
Because he can't help her during the day, or at a studio or at her own home?
Great! I am a HUGE Criss Angel fan, he is amazing. If anyone can help Britney make a comeback, its him. I think Criss is obviously too smart to stoop to Britney's level. Plus, Criss is gorgeous
Britney has a manager??????
SO WHAT if she spent 2 nights, 2 weeks, 2 months or 2 hours in a hotel room with Criss Angel. So what if she's shagging him? She's well within her right to have sex with ANYONE she wants to (as long as that person is mutually agreeable to having sex w/ her). NO crime has been committed. If screwing were a crime the WHOLE Hollywood acting community & all of the music industry would have already been prosecuted. It's not destructive behavior where her children are concerned as long as they were being cared for (and were not in the room watching) so what is the big deal? Maybe The girl likes to screw. She's just as entitled to get hers as Kevin is. (he was gettin' his while they were married from her & anyone else that was willing to give it up to him). What is so wrong with a healthy sex life? She's not out sexing it up everyday ….sure she might have had "something" going on with a few different guys since she split from Kevin…….Look at Paris, Nicole, Pam Anderson, Jenn Aniston, Angelina Jolie………and the MANY others that have sex with whom they want it….. when they want it. Leave the girl alone…..she's no different than the rest !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The bottom line is that it's her business…..and her's alone.
Also….for those that will say he's married……..it's in all the "gossip" media that they are getting divorced. Cameron Diaz was at one point messing around w/ him.
i hate this guy!!!! Fucking Looser. wanna be more than just a fucking illusionist!
who the fuck cares about britney spears she's trashy, a hoe, and a horrible "mom". That lame needs Jesus.
LIAR, LIAR! If Brit strips in front of her staff at home, then you better damn well bet she did it for Angel! Please, no guys gonna pass up Britney Spears. Even if she has gotten nasty since she got with Kevin. It's still a piece of hot ass!
"He’s more likely to pull a couple of used condoms and some lollipops"
That made me giggle! Good one!
A good defence is a good offense. The offense should have been issued a couple of days ago.
Condoms? You mean she's learnt what those are meant for now?! Thats an improvement!
haha criss is probably the onlii guy who would ever fuck that thing.. seroiusly someone should just shoot her shes not worth living poor her kids
haha criss is probably the onlii guy who would ever fuck that thing.. seroiusly someone should just shoot her shes not worth living poor her kids
johnny depp
I LOVE CRISS BUT WHY GO FROM CAMERON DIAZ TO THE NEW BRITNEY. NOW I CAN UNDERSTAND BRITNEY TO CAMERON. BUT I THINK THAT THEY ARE NOT A COUPLE. PLUS HE COULD DO BETTER! HE CAN LEVITATE FOR GODS SAKE!!!!!!!
I LOVE CRISS BUT WHY GO FROM CAMERON DIAZ TO THE NEW BRITNEY. NOW I CAN UNDERSTAND BRITNEY TO CAMERON. BUT I THINK THAT THEY ARE NOT A COUPLE. PLUS HE COULD DO BETTER! HE CAN LEVITATE FOR GOD SAKE!!!!!!!
skeaze would hav ta pull out his magic wand and cast a spell on some poor girl just ta fuck him, brits willin ta get nasty wit him 4 free. work my ass, girlfriend doesn't know wot dat is these days,
maybe the two of them have alot in common because they BOTH have exes that are out to get them. I hope that they find comfort in each other's company.
saw them Friday night in LA…def a copuple!
eeewww, criss angel is creapy, but Brit Brit is cheapy and the VMA's would get the highest tv ratings ever if that happy-hot-mess humiliates herself raggedy self one-mo-gin in public, but come on brit, sweetie, if you're doing the vma's, a couple of things, 1. you just had 2 babies, your bod's not what it was when you were slinging snakes around, cover at least some of it up, and #2, you're worth like $150 million, you can spring at least a grand or two on some new hair, call posh beckham, she used to have real nice extensions, i'm sure she won't speak to you, but they do a lot of charity and maybe her assistant can give you a number to call. (LOVE YOU BECKS!!! GET THAT ANKLE BETTER SO I CAN SEE YOU IN AFRICA IN THE NEXT WORLD CUP, POP A VICODIN AND A RED BULL AND YOU'LL BE STRAIGHT - MUAH!)
He's not even a little bit attractive and Britney's got enough problems trying to kee her kids without hooking up with anyone!
IF CRISS SAYS SO, MAYBE I BELIEVE HIM BUT IF I WERE BRITNEY I'D SURE
BE BANGING HIM!!! SOOOOOOOOO SEXY!!
i love criss angel so fucking much, when i heard the rumors of him being with Britney (someone who i dont particularly like) i freakeddd [: but whatever. she still sucks. hes still sexy. and maybe with a little of his magic she could possibly be OK on MTV.
My oh my. Criss sure seems to be defending himself constantly these days. Yeah, I used to be a huge fan. Not anymore. My eyes are wide open. Obviously, marriage doesn't mean a damn thing to him cause he's always boffing someone, or defending that he's not with someone, blah, blah, blah. And Criss is always hanging around the hollywood gals cause it's "good" for his "image". It give him lots of exposure to the public that still don't know him. Criss' goal is to be a household name. He's gonna learn the hard way that when you hang with celebs that have issues, your gonna have issues as well. The negative kind. He's a fool and he has lost my respect. Wake up, Loyals.
OMG the best trick for him to do is to produce a baby. Now that I'd watch.
HE'S FUCKING LYING…..A CUSTOMER IN THE RESTURANT SAID "CRISS LOSER ANGLE ASKED BRITNEY IF HE COULD MEET/HANG-OUT WITH HER, SHE SAID "NO!!"…. LATER HE GETS CAUGHT UP WITH HER PEOPLE THEN FOLLOWS HER AROUND LIKE A DUMB DOG FOR PUBLICITY…..HE DID IT TO CAMAREN!!!
HOW IS ANGEL HELPING PITIFUL BRIT PREPARE FOR THE VMA'S???? MAGICALLY HAVE THE WORLD THINK THAT SHE PERFORMED BUT MAGICALLY DID'NT??? HUHHH WHAT DUHHH UM GOOD PERFORMANCE, DID U SEE IT? UHHH I THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hmm… on the crazy scale i'd have to say brit>criss
Just heard a sample of Britney's new song yesterday. Ive taken better sounding shits then that. Cris isnt all that, but even he is too good for her!
Have you seen the porno where he is bangin hi girlfiend in the desert? His d*#@ is HUGE
Haters. Reading this I get upset at the BS you idiots spew onto the screen. I really dont care if these two are intimate, that is their business. As for the ones asking why they stayed in a hotel room at 4am, why not? When Criss is in Vegas/Luxor he usually gets back in around 4am (thats "normal" for him). I dont know if Britney has a schedule but I know Criss is extremely busy and travels alot. So what if they had alcohol at the hotel??? None of this really matters, even what Im saying here doesnt matter. Maybe Criss can help Brit with one helluva show. The only thing I have heard is that he will make her "disappear" and then she will leave with her children to get away for awhile (but I doubt this is going to happen with everything else going on legally for her). Maybe nothing will happen. Who cares. I still like Brit and Im definitely a huge fan of Criss so go on and slander them and continue to keep up the publicity for the both of them
Im sure they're not complaining one bit. ILYCA!