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Michael Jackson was dressed like that in Los Angeles on Thursday because __________.

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  1. 101

    he finally realized how weird his nose is :/



  2. 102

    …because he's hoping kids think he's the hamburgler!



  3. 103

    he can. It's artistic!



  4. 104

    because it's the glue that hold that jigsaw puzzle of a face together

  5. k-lee says – reply to this


    105

    This poor guy.

  6. helsy says – reply to this


    106

    Michael Jackson was dressed like that in Los Angeles on Thursday because he's the devil.



  7. 107

    it's because he's out of his fucking mind!!!



  8. 108

    because he's a freaking whack job!!!



  9. 109

    beacuse he no longer wants 2 be Peter Pan , he now is Zorro!



  10. 110

    HE BACK BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER!



  11. 111

    he thinks he's zorro? Lol.



  12. 112

    Who knows!



  13. 113

    he's a fucking lunatic.



  14. 114

    I don't think people realize how messed up he got after he was burned doing that one commercial all those years ago…I mean his head was on fire for goodness sakes. He probably suffered brain damage to some extent.



  15. 115

    …he thought he was a cross-dresser for Zorro



  16. 116

    He finally got to see what the Scots have on under their kilts and decided he'd start a new trend….
    What a odd fellow he is.



  17. 117

    Re: MISS CLEO – #3 Why Miss Cleo, I do believe you are right!!! Sure looks like him to me!



  18. 118

    He was auditioning for the next Zorro movie!

  19. Borah says – reply to this


    119

    I don't think it's him. Still weird though.



  20. 120

    He's a twat?



  21. 121

    Re: baba booey – And very natural they look too :)



  22. 122

    obviously, MJ's face is falling off and he needs to add support to prevent this from happening while he is in public.



  23. 123

    BTW, why are his children white? He's a bleached black man. Just saying



  24. 124

    HE WANTS THE LONE RANGER TO RIDE HIM LIKE A HORSE!!!!!!!



  25. 125

    he thinks he is from another planet



  26. 126

    Now that's hot!



  27. 127

    He just got done fisting Mayor McCheese and Diana Ross!



  28. 128

    he is an I D I O T!!!



  29. 129

    he is an idiot.



  30. 130

    He's going to thwart a bank robbery as The Masked Wacko!



  31. 131

    He thinks he is a muslim woman now.



  32. 132

    b/c he has no more melanin left in his body and if he exposes himself to the sun, he'll fry like a burger.



  33. 133

    I haven't see a butt chin like that since "Me Myself and Irene". Amazing how that grew on Jackson "without plastic surgery".

  34. lil says – reply to this


    134

    First reaction, "Wow, Michael Jackson." Because seriously its not a surprise anymore that he tried to be the new fashion for almost all his life but no one seems to take him as one.



  35. 135

    he looks like the love guru, zoro, and detective gadget all in one……weird



  36. 136

    It's his version of a burka…what all the chic drag queens are wearing in Islamabad.



  37. 137

    hes a tool. period.



  38. 138

    that's not michael jackson! look at his chin!



  39. 139

    Guy in the background wearing Yankees cap looks like a thinner younger Sam Lutfi.



  40. 140

    …he thought it was Halloween?



  41. 141

    HE WANTS TO CHANGE FROM A WHITE WOMAN TO A PAKISTANI WOMAN !!



  42. 142

    because he was going to a masqurade party hosted by Zorro! Duh, those parties are the hottest thing right now!



  43. 143

    HE KNOWS HE FUCKED UP HIS FACE AND HE'S EMBARRASSED TO SHOW IT.



  44. 144

    hey pepeRezez whats more important is what is writted on the cd???



  45. 145

    ****** HE'S A SICK BITCH ********



  46. 146

    …he's a fucking FREAK, that's why!



  47. 147

    because he wants to be Boy George's lover.



  48. 148

    he wants to show the world how normal he is these days.



  49. 149

    MJ is missing at least 4, much needed, chromosomes??



  50. 150

    is that SAM LUFTI in the background??!!



  51. 151

    Someone save him!



  52. 152

    he's a freak.



  53. 153

    I'm not convinced it's really him. The lips look different.



  54. 154

    because he's a fucking nutjob lmao



  55. 155

    Perez Hates Me ^^

    hey Michael Jackson is copy Master Patrick ^^



  56. 156

    Because he a fucking idiot!



  57. 157

    Re: JuliaGulia – haha…..id be right there with ya…



  58. 158

    he looks like this because hes a fucking fruit cake. no offense to fruit cakes.

  59. augie says – reply to this


    159

    HE CANN!!!!!!!



  60. 160

    He's trying to keep his from falling off?



  61. 161

    Because he is trying to go to record companys to give out his demo since no one really wants him anymore..soo hee belives that using a cover up wont give out that he is mj..?!



  62. 162

    iuno but i like it! lol



  63. 163

    The Lone Ranger goes bonkers. Did he steal some Indian maiden's dress and veil?



  64. 164

    he's michael jackson.



  65. 165

    Hee Hee His nose is falling off!!! Again!



  66. 166

    … he touches his children and/or figures nobody will recognize him…



  67. 167

    . . . he's pretending to be Zorro!



  68. 168

    He likey likey the man in the mirror.



  69. 169

    He's a Muslim Woman.



  70. 170

    he kind of looks normal with his nose covered



  71. 171

    He's a weirdo!



  72. 172

    He's dressed like that b/c he is a grown ass man and can dress however he very well chooses too. Michael Jackson is the most caring, loving, giving, most down to earth, kind, humble and talented person. I wish more people would take out the time to stop reading negative things about him and instead try to get to know him. I am and have been a big fan of Michael's. I am 21 and have admired him ever since around the age of 3. Go on Youtube and watch some of his interviews…. He is very honest and very down to earth. He doesn't give a crap about what people say about him b/c if he did he would come out in public w/ jeans and a t-shirt on. But even if he did that people would still have something to say. MJ 4ever!!!



  73. 173

    … because he's a fucking idiot. Oh, and because he's a fucking pedophile.



  74. 174

    because hes one fugged up fool.



  75. 175

    is trying to attract some little boys



  76. 176

    cuz he probably did something to his nose and has a bandage on it, and looks like shit!



  77. 177

    he not want reveal true identity, kimosabe.

  78. Jaded says – reply to this


    178

    That is so not him.



  79. 179



  80. 180

    cuz hes a freak



  81. 181

    he wanted to be zorro for a day and star in a bollywood video but couldn't decide between the two so he decided to dress a little bit like both



  82. 182

    he thought there was a remake of Zorro.



  83. 183

    He's Distracting everyone from Noticing- HE HAS NO NOSTRILS!!!! LOOK!!



  84. 184

    he is the wierdest person ever…how in the world could he have any fans and then on top of it? did he really bleach his skin cause he wanted to be white or because he had a disease or something? hes dressed like that because hes got mashed potatos with rotten gravy for brains! haha love ya perez

  85. E! says – reply to this


    185

    he's fucking crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  86. 186

    hes a crazy ass mother fucker?



  87. 187

    Re: orchidgirl – ROFLMAO!!



  88. 188

    Wow pretty weird they just posted new pics of celebs at www.starzuncut.com



  89. 189

    Because he's personally mocking my childhood! Fuck that shit! I used to have fights at recess about who was going to marry him and he's making me feel like an idiot for winning those fights. I should have gone for Jermaine.



  90. 190

    New Reality TV Show - have anyone BUT MJ - The guys a freak!



  91. 191

    Is that kiddy porn on the cd/dvd in his hand????



  92. 192

    he's auditioning for Zorro: Indian Adventures



  93. 193

    his children wanted privacy



  94. 194

    Because he's a fuckin maniac… Seriously, the guy isn't right.



  95. 195

    perez asked for it.



  96. 196

    he's a psycho



  97. 197

    … because he's the gay vampire not mentioned in Twilight. He doesn't want his skin to sparkle too much in the sunlight, and God forbid, everyone would be staring and taking pictures of him!



  98. 198

    He's amazing.



  99. 199

    ZORO!



  100. 200

    Covering his face in public is nothing new, but wearing a dress? A DRESS???!!

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