She's Definitely NOT Pregnant!
Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand > Exclusives! > Baby Blabber > Sin City
She may look sperminated, but….
She's probably just getting fat now that she's finished her disastrous tour and not doing much of anything!
Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Avril Lavigne was pAArtying it up at Tao in Las Vegas on Saturday night and she "was definitely boozing."
Thank goodness! April, the mommy, just sounds like a horrible idea!
[Images via BAC Pictures.]
Posted: December 14, 2008 at 12:52 pm
People are so flip flopsy i swear it.
Avril isnt "overexposed" and doesnt follow whats "in". yet she still gets bashed.
i like her a lot. shes different from a lot of the big stars out there right now.
she sure does look pregnant to me though!
she definitely looks pregnant haha
her people probably started that rumour to make all of us think that she isn't
does anybody even care anyways
but yeah, nobody looks like that when they're "just fat"
Re: mamajud – Re: Sweetpiece is feeling it! – Haaaay. Good evening cholas.
Ummmm she def looks preggo. That isn't a gut, thats a baby.
Any impostor sitings today?
OH……SHE IS PREGNANT ALRIGHT.
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LOOK AT THAT STOMACH!
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AND THAT ASS SHE'S GOT GOING ON…!!!
Avril is great..I kind of miss her music from the old days, but I still think she is a talented artist, whose career is NO WHERE NEAR OVER. If any of you think so, then you're just clearly buying into anything Perez says. Look up info before you make assumptions. Her last album sold millions of copies all over the world and turned out several hits. 'Girlfriend' was a massive hit. I just love how so many people hate on Avril, and yet she is still a huge star. The media likes to say that her recent tour was a bust, but it wasn't. It might not have sold as many tickets as her previous tours, but it was still a success. I went to one of the shows myself and almost all the seats were filled up. If she is a 'Z-list' star, she wouldn't even have HAD a world tour. Yes, world tour. She has enough fans all over the world for her to be able to tour many different countries. She is an international star. Somehow, that doesn't say to me that her career is over. I agree that maybe her personality needs some adjustment at times, but I think she's a lot better than when she first came out on the scene.
Oh, and by the way, lots of you seem to think it's a bad idea for her to have a kid. How is she any worse than some celebrities out there that have kids? And 24/25 is not that young to have a child.
I'm not sure why you are so positive that she is not pregnant. Unfortunately, many, many women drink alcohol when they are pregnant, thus causing their child Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, the side-effects of which the child will have to suffer the rest of their lives.
What's your problem with Avril? Go girl, love ya!
why is this snaggletoothed ho STILL on my screen when i open this website?? update already you lazy ass
YOU ARE ONE TO FUCKING TALK. QUIT CALLING GIRLS FAT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Monkey, is that really you???? What happened to the pink haired fierce bitch??? I loved her. If it is you - what's the new avie???
Haha.
perez wtf have you been doing ALL day!!!!! you haven't posted in hrs! drank w/ katy again, or getting yo butt crammed?
unfortunately, even is she was drinking, that doesn't mean she isn't pregnant.
that's 6 months worth of pregnant
Avril is French for April you dumbfucks.
Re: Mistress – It's jalopeno quiche. My favorite. I told y'all that awhile back, but I was babbling in spanish….so I don't mind if you don't remember.
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Trying to outrun that bitchass imposter.
UGH update your site you fat fuck!!!! it's become a desert around here. Just a year ago you could leave for an hour and upon returning there would be six new pages of shiz, if you think that by holding back on posts people will buy your half-assed book you're DEAD WRONG!!!
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Re: Britney fucking rocks – More like Shitney fucks rocks. Or Shitney fucks like a rock.
Well, she was obviously born with FAS,
and she turned out okay.
So no big deal to her.
Oh, she can't 'be pregnant' now, because she is in
a major christmas ad campaign in canada
aimed at tweens and dumb fucks.
So she will announce after the commercials finish their run.
PEREZZERS:
Darling, when are you going to STOP PICKING ON Avril and Kirsten (Dunst)?
C'mon now.
Isn't there someone else on the horizon that you can pick on and deride?
This is all so silly.
I KNOW you are a nice fellow, and that you KNOW better.
Perez is just a fat fuck f listed "star"
Congrats if ur pregs avril and if not, good on you for enjoying some decent food!!!! Ur still hot!!!!
She realized no man would have her so why not tank up? California has awesome All-You-Can-Cram food buffets!
No she is no way pregnant.She just wants to take some time out to party and hit some clubs and with her friends. She doesn't care if she gains a few pounds.She still looks good a little heavy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – mmmmmmmmmmmm jalopeno quiche. Sorry I missed the crossover - have been away boozing it up for the weekend. Not quite compos mentis yet.
Avril is smart. A few months ago she played a prank when she wore a pregnant belly. So it was "ha ha, look at the stupid paparazzi fall for this shit". At the time, she and her husband probably were planning on starting a family in the near future. Now she has a real belly and no one believes it. Brilliant Avril! Good luck with the little one. Way to play the paps!
NOW SOME OF YOU DUMBFUCKS ARE PASSING OUT YOUR PERSONAL INFO. WHEN WILL YOU EVER FUCKING LEARN, EH? EVER?
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
She would be someone who would drink while being preggo
didn't she pull some pregnant prank awhile back ago on some E! tv show?
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – What's wrong, honey (I mean you little hunk tejano)…??? Don't get your dinglingaree in a twist. It's all good. We're all on the same side. Ya digg?
this website is getting shittier and shittier everyday. u haven't updated in hours, dumbfuck. u know, its still possible to type while getting your ass stuffed with several other men's dicks since u practice everyday…..ur ass is big enough to do so
i really hope she isnt preggers!!!!!
no offense to her… but she doesnt seem like the type of person to be a good mother
i bet she's smuggling a lil child or chips…either or
haha, she's at Carrs…
Good Lord. Look at that ass and that gut.
She'll pop out a little emo alien in February.
Re: Ass Mint – Right on!!!!!!
FU PEREZ! How dare you leave for the ENTIRE DAY and leave this no-talent sludge at the top of the page! I've been throwing up in my mouth ALL DAY! GET BACK TO WORK SLACKER!
people-
sometimes when you zip up a hoodie it kinda sticks out cuz the zipper part is stiff-like giving the appearance of being pregnant. and, she may have packed on a few pounds. it's the combo.
i do agree, i wish perez would have updated more today. but i dont understand when people criticize on the basis of the stories being untrue. this is GOSSIP. it isnt sugar coated, it is straight up GOSSIP. calling him a piece of shit for not updating? we arent paying the perezhilton.com to be updated a certain number of times a day, THANK GOD.
Give the woman a break!
MARIO…WTF? YOU DON'T ALLOW MY POSTS???
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ESTOY TRISTE!
Re: DALE – Ahhh.. you are a breath of fresh air in this messed up world…
omg u stupid ppl and u perez shes prolly just playin a trick on the paps again like bf u idiots..and shes not a bitch leave her they hell alone
You actually called her "April"?!?
Further proof you are the absolute WORST blogger on the planet.
MARIO…YOU ONLY ALLOW POSTS WHEN I DON'T CALL OUT MY NUMEROUS IMPOSTERS…WHY? SOME HATE ME HERE BUT SOME ALSO LIKE ME…
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POR FAVOR MARIO…BAN THE IMPOSTOR(s) NOT ME
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CON AMOR - MONO CALIENTE!
Yeah she is doing a Nokia Cameras rep here in Canada and is all over my city. Big company to be repping. Perez is just jealous fo all success women and the ones who do not suck on his ass he disses. I imagine each night he does a Silence of the Lambs Buffalo Bill dance except his dick is not big enough to tuck under and does the dance considering kidnapping women to make suits out of, what a creeep!
Hey it's me, I just blew a load right onto a picture of marios fat arse!!!!
Time for sloppy seconds!!
MARIO…YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED! YOU WANT ME OUT AND FABRICATED A #…A NEW LOW! FINE…MY LAST POST!
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YOU WILL MISS ME!
Well then hell, she's really fucking fat now she must have gained 20-30 pounds.
all these imposters, STOP USING MY NAME!!! AND MARIO STOP CUTTING OFF THE 'E'!!
OMG POST A NEW ENTRY PEREZZZZZZ….IM BORED OUTTA MY MIND! GRRR
Hey Monkey! Don't run away. Chill honey! We know when it is you. It is P you know.
Has been all along.
Hi Mistress!
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Peace and Love all!
GO TO YOUTUBE, TYPE IN HELMET BOY POSTED BY "kissmepretty" AND YOU WILL SEE THE AN ACTRESS WHO IS 100 TIMES MORE BEAUTIFUL AVRIL…OR EVEN ANGELINA JOLIE
FUCK YOU PEREZ
HEY FATASS, UPDATE YOUR PAGE!
Who the fuck is April?
Avril is a hideously ugly BRAT who treats her fans like shit.
No wonder why she couldn't give her tickets away.
bun in the oven. covering her roots eh
maybe she was shoplifting a really big ham…or a really small turkey…lmao!! :p
If she's not pregnant, then that's disgusting…
Dear Perrezy
Exsqeez me
but that photo (the profile one) is about a five month minimum prgenant stomach and boobs you can see that too. If it isn't then
A) that's not a picture of her
B) She's got her fake belly on
Because she is the super skinny girl !! Avril is like the stick girl
so whats going on Prez
please tell us when you find out
if you find out
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – lol….you really are clueless. hahahahaha……
What makes you think she isn't just a bad mama?
at this point in time noone in canada actually cares about her. There's more important things going on such as….
our huge political mess.
PUT SOME MORE NEWS!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK????? WHERE ARE YOU????????? AT SOME FUCKING EVENT
omq.shes really big but who cares april kinda sucks now!
BAH!!!!!!!!!!! TALK SOME SERIOUS SHIT THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOOD FOR….YOU'RE SLIPPIN' PEREZ! AND YOU'RE LOSIN' READERS COS OF IT. FUCKEN TELL PRIJETEL SHE'S NOT A GOOD SOURCE ANYMORE PLUS SHE'S UGLY.
whos april? lol
Re: ladylindsay – regardless she goes by AVRIL not APRIL…. so you are the dumb fuck
seriously, why is this bitch getting any press? her 15 minutes are up. who cares if she's pregnant? who cares if she's alive? NOBODY
She's trash!!!
mmm…. she looks pregnant for me
OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW RETARDED SOME OF YOU PEOPLE ARE! AVRIL IS FRENCH FOR APRIL, AND AVRIL IS FRENCH-CANADIAN, THEREFORE HER ENGLISH NAME IS APRIL. IT'S PERFECTLY OK TO CALL HER BOTH. MY MOTHER'S NAME IS AVRIL.
she is beautifull anyway
lets all hope shes fat.
Just because she was out partying doesn't mean she's not pregnant! She could just be a really piece of shit human being.
Re: DALE – OMG….Sweet Escape was the worst album I have ever heard….not a good reference…..
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Just because an album sells….doesnt make it good…..
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it just means there is a lot of hype around it for some reason…
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Re: DALE – If an artist cant even sell enough tickets to tour….they are over….
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touring is where the money is…..
Re: mostwanted89 – Honey, we don't hate on her because Perez tells us to. We hate on her because she always looks like a skanky mess, she is 25 and dresses like a 14 year old, and her music is rubbish!
If she were pregnant, yes that would be a disaster, because she's been out partying it up. Not so responsible for a pregnant girl….
Perez, you don't know fuck all about Avril Lavigne or her parenting skills. Tere-zit-a-Lav-an-deira, however, raised an ass-licking, woman-hating, homo. You even listed your turn-ons at m-a-/\/-h-u-n-t …d-a-u-t-c-o-m to include bestiality and ringing, which is circling the anus with your tongue. Your uneducated, immigrant mother is the one who should have kept her legs closed and her mouth open, because you must be just about the biggest fucked-up, shit-eating misfit on the planet.
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oink
Just because someone is drinking doesn't mean they are not pregnant. Of course the ideal thing is to not drink at all if you are pregnant, but many pregnant women enjoy 1-2 glasses of wine or beer on occasion if they are pregnant. The likelihood that 1-2 light alcoholic beverages on occasion will hurt a fetus is slim. It's when you are drinking, especially to excess, on a regular basis that your chances of hurting the fetus really skyrocket.
All Perez wants for Christmas is the ability to proofread. Also, hasn't this dumb bitch already stuffed her shirt once before for attention?
How long is this post gonna be here!!!! you've had it since yesterday….
slow start eh mario.
Re: LaDiva is unleashed… – Chunky is waiting for all the other blog sites to publish all the "celebrity" news so he can copy, cut and paste the rest of the day and throw some nonsense in to make it look like he had an original story.
you need to wake up fatass..
let's get this started.
Re: JoJoStar – Lol yup.
"She's Definitely NOT Pregnant" WTF is this, NON-News Day???
The April thing always make my head go all spin a ding ding..
Re: mama of 2 – Hey mama, i'm still in love with your avartar….
nothing??
I really hate Avril. I remember how she used to slag other girly and pretty female singers off because she was hell jealous, and then sure enough, she went and copied their looks suddenly trying to appear all girly etc. Nobody gives a damn about her, ha ha ha!
Re: LaDiva is unleashed… – heyy
yeah me too!
…and what has happened to the page 1 banner. That's gonna scare the kiddies!
WAKEY, WAKEY, RISE AND SHINE!!!
GET YOUR FATASS UP, PEREZ! WHAT HAPPENEND TO THE DAYS OF GETTING UP TO BLOG AT 5 A.M.?