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How Do We Say This Delicately???
Filed under: Rumer Willis
Rumer Willis and her boyfriend, wannabe actor Micah Alberti, attended the Hollywood Foreign Press's Salute To Young Hollywood Party at Nobu in L.A. on Wednesday night.
Uhmmmm……
Doesn't Potato Head's boyfriend have a major case of the gayface?????
That would totally explain why the famewhore is with her!
[Photo by Charley Gallay via Getty Images.]
Posted: December 18, 2008 at 4:49 pm
She's beautiful, he's HAWT and you're JEALOUS.
Perez you need some one for 2009
Wow she looks stunning in that picture
I'm glad she's happy, and Perez you should learn to be glad for others
there was a guy in my high school that looked like him and i thought he was hot.
so guess i can't say anything about this dude.
love rumer's hair here. i actually think they both look pretty good
You know Perez not EVERY attractive male is gay. When did goodface become gayface?
Oh, and Rumer looks way better here. Must be the lack of upper limbs?
potato head WAS starting to look a little better but NEVERMIND now!
what? no, that looks nothing like her!
Rumor actually looks cute here… Did she have surgery or something?
YAWN! NEXT MARIO!
She looks sooo beautiful on this picture. She should like smile like that on every picture, then she would always look beautiful.
fugg
Well if "gayface" means being hot like he apparently is, what would you call your face Perez? "Heteroface"? Or something opposite like that?
Oh and btw………
I FUCKING HATE HOW FAGS HAVE TO LABEL EVERYTHING! JEEZ WE GET IT, YOU'RE GAY OKAY, WOOHOO, WHO FUCKING CARES??????????
she should smile more often. it looks good on her.
sooo fugg
gayface or not, what about her face?
potato does not do it justice.
it's more, bulky pudding-stuffed wonky sack shaped, really.
soooo ugly.
*pukey feeling*
also, she looks like she got bludgeoned to hell and back with kerry katona's ugly stick.
She looks great - and is becoming a beautiful women.
She did something to her face, didn't she?
why is this story so interesting perez?just curious
They probably do it doggy style, since he's so gay looking and she looks like a hott tranny mess!
how about giving us some answers to the blind items.
rumer looks fabulous!
he looks 40….
perez just because you think hes hot doesnt mean hes gay
SINCE YOU LIKE ALL GUYS WITH GAY FACES…IM ASSUMING YOU ARE HOT FOR RUMMER'S BF AND AS ALWAYS YOU ARE JUST BEING A JEALOUS ASSHOLE!!!!!!
He is not a wannabe. Watched him for years on Wildfire. He is attractive but I wouldn't say gayface either.
I think they both look good. WTF is wrong with you Perez? You just can't bear it when she looks happy, can you?
I know them. She is seriously one of most amazing people I have ever met and Micah couldn't be nicer and they are adorable together.. It's too bad you say such horrible things about her because you will never get the chance to know her. I am sure people said things about you in high school that hurt you, and maybe hollywood is high school on a huge scale, but drawing obscene things on people, taking stabs at how a person looks and making money off of it makes you not only as bad as the people who hurt you in your youth, it makes you kinda worse- hope you find someone to love you like Rumer has.. Merry Christmas-
I dunno perez, Hes a cutie.
You know sometimes i Go.."where the fuck did Mario get that from" how do you say he has a gay face..what is the GAYFACE.??? someone attractive? someone young looking? someone who grooms well? what is it?..or is it just that you like him..cause funny enough, everyone that has this "Gayface" you have a secret lil crush on. when is the media gonna bring you down a few notches..really!
No, but he looks like he could be her brother.
Perez, would you just shut the fuck up about this girl! Are you jealous or what?
Oh my GOD, you are really on a roll today. I love you Perez, but you are the most judgemental, evil cow that ever blogged. Even though her chin is a little big, LOL, you dont have to diss on Lil' Demi. Are you jealous that she has a boyfriend and you ummm…DONT? Put down that pizza puff and do some sit-up maybe some unsuspecting will take an interest. NOT…Nuddin but luv for u baby!
she looks good
Perez Hates Me ^^
If they had a baby it would look like buzz lightyear.. a mighty case of superhero chin
Okay so I saw her in that house bunny movie (yeah, it was like it looked, complete shit) and she's not even that ugly…at all. Actually, she's pretty decent looking. Seems to me the girl just takes some bad pictures, and scores people you only wish you could score…it must suck to be fat and ugly perezafatfucker
I thought "Gayface" even before I even read this. Rumer is cute, she just needs to do somethin with her hair here. If she's going for the rolled out of bed, no-make up look and doesn't care then let it be.
Hey, did you happen to see Demi in "St. Elmos Fire"? It was on the other day and I can't believe how much she looks like Rumor. It really shows how much work she has had done to her face.
What is it with you Perez? You go on and on about how wonderful that whore Madonna is and put down a pretty young girl constantly. It's getting really old. Rumer is finding her place and improving by leaps and bounds!
OMG, if they ever have a child his face is going to be enormous… like the neighbor from Family Guy….
if he has gayface, then perez has flamingfagface.
get over yourself, perez. he looks normal. whereas you look like a troll doll that went through a blender.
Ugh, you're so pathetic. Everytime a guy is cute you say he looks gay. If it was up to you, every single guy on the planet would be gay. Sheesh, Perez. Go to a gay club and get laid by some random dude, because you fucking need it.
Re: SweetPat –
#24
You are correct!!!!
Rumor looks like a cute college student any guy on campus would bang in this shot. The red hair takes the edge off of her potato head.
yeah but she looks totaly fuckable though!
ur right perez.
hes got a gay vibe
..and..
shes fuuuggggggllllllyyyyy
I thought "Gayface" too-it's that certain softness, that lack of toughness in his face. You know, like most women can beat him up. Doesn't mean he isn't attractive. Rumer doesn't look half bad–but I really didn't recognize her. Looks like some random, anonymous couple that for some reason showed up on Perez's website.
This is the best she's ever looked
Seriously… You just keep proving my point that the msjority of gay guy are so damn hard on hetero women. You WISH this guy was "putting from the rough" for you. Seriously I have mnay gay friends and you know what….? You are ultra hard on women and I hold responislve for the fascade og beauty in Hollywood AND all of the eating disorders that come with it.
Shame on your overweight, pig nosed, man boobed, hypocritical, horrbile and self absorbed ass. You make it THAT much harder for trans-gendered people to find comfort in their own flesh. SHAME ON YOU! By the way.. when you were on Chelsea Lately you made a total ASS out of your pig nosed arrogant ass!
Rumer looks so sweet here
wow she actually looks so nice there- no makeup maybe? gorge!
why is potatoes hair all stringy and poopi?!
Perez to you everybody with a d*ck has a gay face because you are so desparate for a man. And as far ad fame whoring it takes one to know one.
Re: vampyra –
Yes, she used it to smile! Way to go, she should have applied that beauty trick a long time ago.
are you sure that is HER not her sister???
Wow her nose job works wonders on her apearance!! Now shes actually do-able!!!!
She looks pretty in that picture. And he's cute.
Love ya, Perez, but sometimes the scathing comments are a bit much.
man she is gross! all the money in the world, and she cant get some work done???? and that guy is def NOT str8
What the FUCK has Rumer ever done to you??
Or is it more a case of what you'd like her boyfriend to do to you!!?
It's NEVER going to happen!! So get over it, and stop hating Rumer, Vanessa, ect because you want their boyfriends.
You are like a rabid dog in heat!! It's so pathetic, it's painful!!
You REALLY need to get laid!! LOL
Dude, you're becoming soooo bitter. She looks so good that I had to do a double take. Yet, you alwayz find something to rant about. Guess that's your job but undeserved here.
Pez is just jealous, Rumor's man a very handsome guy. something Pez is not and something he will also never have. Who wants a boyfriend who dances around in a fake fur jacket to Beyonce? Pez = Gay asshole
He looks like a nice guy. He has been a working actor for some time now. Wannabe? That's what I call a no talent who writes a book to capitolize on everyone else's fame. And SHE looks great! Though I must ask, though delicately as I may, did she loose one or both arms?
hes SO GEORGIOUS!!!!! r u jealous perez?….HA
She looks really cute here. Nice smile
she looks like a younger Carnie Wilson LMFAO
She actually doesn't look so bad in this picture, maybe she should keep the red hair?
omg!!!!! she looks gorgeous in this pic!! i didn't even think it was rumer at first!!
Re: bubbacritter –
Then stay away from the gossip blogs if you care so much.
All the Willis children are toad-like and this is just a fortunate shot for Tumer. Go tell her that, please.
hey, she looks really cute! you should lay off a little, perez. I love you bitchy but you've said some pretty mean/hurtful things about her.
She looks looks like Morgan Webb in that picture.
DEMI AND BRUCE HAD 3 UGLY GIRLS. YIKES
Re: bubbacritter – i second that! i think she looks amazing!! she has a unique look which some people get confused with ugly (people who havent style or looks themselves) can you imagaine if rumer had a website and she circled your love handles perez? or your man boobs? or your complete lack of style? considering you have close friends in the fashion world you dont seem to have a clue of whats hot and whats not…agyness deyn by the way has the same jaw line as rumer and i dont see her being called potatoe head?? confused!!
I think this is one of the better pictures of Rumer!
She looks fantastic in that photo. You should shut your fucking mouth. You lost weight and you still look like dogshit Perez.
oh please….that guy does not like vaginas. my gaydar is blipping like crazy. i love guys in hte spotlight who pretend! i love making fun of them!
I think that she looks good in this photo! Rumor needs to smile more!
first, this looks nothing like rumer. amazing if it is just the hair color doing that to her. and why is every cute guy gay? and if that was true, mario, you are straight. so shut the hell up. if he was trying to get ahead by using her and is gay, his career would totally be in the tank after her parental units and their friends find out he broke her heart. No, most people aren't that stupid.
he wants to be seen with her and his name vehiculated in tabloids…that's it.
Wow! She looks human in this picture! She should smile more often!
Why does Perez blast everyones looks? He has horse teeth and a voice that grates like nails on a chalk board. Fucking stupid pig.
That is ABSOLUTELY the cutest she's ever looked!!!!
Yeah…I always look at their mouths…and his looks as if he would suck one. It's a dead giveaway.
You always think any hot guy is gay… Sounds like wishful thinking to me…
This chick has definitely had some subtle work done, and I bet she slowly has some more, she is going to look normal before we know it.
Perez you have alot of nerve talking about the way people look. You are one of the UGLIEST people on the planet not only physically but personality wise. All you can manage is to sit on your fat lazy ass and trash other people. Why don't you get off that fat lazy ass and get a real life. You're nothing but a leach on society.
Perez have you looked in the mirror lately? YOUR CHIN is bigger than Rumor's and Aniston's combined!!
He looks like my ex boyfriend from the side, but skinny.
You're just JEALOUS. They both look good.
Since when are beautiful men instantly gay? Hello you are gay Perez!
Aside from her fug choice of hair style….I think she looks very cute here. Not potato-y at all!
I like her hair that colour and length
Well, Perez, which was said more delicately…."potato head" or "gay face"? Would you leave that poor girl alone!!! There's nothing wrong with her!!!She's a cute kid.
A "RELATIONSHIP" OF CONVENIENCE
HE IS USING THE POTATO!!!! Come on gay guys are into packing not MASH-ING!!
Rumer looks great in that photo
I personally didn't see anything wrong with her to begin with really.
……oh, and she does look pretty when she smiles.
Exxactly Perez she has a GIGANTIC russett potato head *giggles* shes soO fug hes cute and u can tell hes not into her either jus her $$ I wish that pasty, doughy, NOBODY potato face would jus go away hehe
Ok I am heading over to TMZ or Just Jarred…you suck today Perez…boring shit here. How come just because you have "gay face" you think every guy that you think is cute has it too???
Perez Rumer-phobia is starting to look ridiculous, not to mention pathetic.
stunning?! beautiful?! are you people fucking blind??!! he totally has gayface, and she will always be POTATO HEAD, no matter what color she dyes her hair.