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Nicole Kidman Is Cursed!
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Australiastic > Nicole Kidman
Looks like Sunday Roast is going to be an only child.
After "blowing feebly" into a didgeridoo during an appearance on a German TV show, Aboriginal leaders are saying that Nicole Kidman will be cursed with a Botox baby!
Award-winning actor, screenwriter and Aboriginal language teacher Richard Green said that Nic's blow job "bastardizes our culture. I will guarantee she has no more children. It is not meant to be played by women as it will make them barren."
Sydney's Metropolitan Local Aboriginal Land Council cultural officer Alan Madden said Kidman and director Baz Luhrman should have known better, after spending time in Australia filming on location.
Kidman has voiced a desire to have more babies.
She'll probably have to go swimming in that magic fetus water again!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Remember, Connor & Isabella were adopted. I was surprised Nicole was even preggers with Sunday Roast.
Curse of the botox.
A FRIEND OF MINE IS PREGO AND SHE PLAYS THE DIDJE…
THAT LADY NEEDS TO CHILL!!!
Was this post in another language? Because it didn't make any sense.
This is the reason the Aboriginal people were conquered… they're superstitious idiots. Listen, Mr. Green: Any woman, and any man, can do whatever the hell she or he pleases in his world. There are no curses, no gods, no right, no wrong. If it doesn't physically harm another, any form of expression is just fine.
Oh got it! The asshole is a sexist piece of shit. Never mind.
Those aboriginals are a trip lololol can u say deodorant……
All I have to say is that is just weird.
A dingo ate my baby!
I like her!
Perez Hates Me ^^
Whatever! She's not cursed. This guy is lame for saying women can't play a didgeridoo. Talk about sexist!
Re: WONDER TWIN – I AM SO JEALOUS OF OUR NAME!! MY BOYFRIEND AND I ARE THE WONDER TWINS….SAME BIRTHDAY, THOUGHTS, ETC….I WISH I WERE AS CLEVER AS YOU
It's a freakin' musical instrument, that is so stupid, that's like saying if you play the trombone or some crap that it'll make you barren.
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I don't understand. What are they saying?
What blow job???
Very unethical for this Aboriginal leader to make this ignorant, superstitious, sexist pronouncement.
I am with you on that Wonder Twin…this post doesn't even make sense!!!!!
GOD DAMN PIGGELZ AND YOUR COPY AND PASTING SHIT!!!
Can I rent her forehead for my superbowl party? My WIDE-SCREEN projector is broken.
she is a straight up weirdo…i liked her at one point but then somethign happened and now she is just like a crackhead giant….sad…
Re: harrybalsac – LOL…A DINGO ATE MY KITTY AND O I LIKED IT
Fucking misogynistic cultures and posters!
Yes, Perez, and Santa's elves are gonna stuff some poofta boy - mmmm, young & tender - into your stocking. K, now let's all move into the modern age . . .
Re: orchidgirl – He means blow job as in her acting abilities in the new movie Australia really blows!
am i the only one who didn't understand a word of this?
What a fool, it's no different than people making women wear Burkha's. If the Aborigiony "Magic" was so strong then you would think they would be running the country.
Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL – WONDERHARELOVINGFUCKERS?
ox:)
LOL, yeah right! Looks like those aboriginies take that superstition seriously, incredibly enough.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Re: orchidgirl – Are you serious my slow child? Blow job of the didgeridoo most literally…shitty acting job in Austrailia metaphorically
Re: NotSoGay – Hilarious!
Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – NO MILKIE…I HAVE READ IT OVER AND OVER
I have tried to play the didgeridoo (badly). Many a time. My son, Adam, would be surprised to hear that it makes women barren. Puts a whole new light on that conception.
what?? thats the dumbest thing ever. i mean cultural beliefs aside, really?? thats their argument? she'll be barren?? hows about hey listen in our culture, women dont play it. i mean aside from insulting feminists who will jump on it like butter to a pancake, really thats all you have to say…
I dont get this article AT ALL…
Thats a bunch of bullshit. I have a didgeridoo which I bought in Austraila and I have played it. And guess what? I am currently pregnant. Plus My husband and I were tought how to play by a a woman who was a native austrialian. What a stupid story Perez.
Re: Angelica92115 – Congratulations!
i dont understand anything, seriously, could someone explain
Re: leonyx – In Aboriginie culture if you are female it's taboo to play the digeridoo. Supposedly it is meant to make the woman barren if she does. That's what they believe, and obviously what Mr Green also believes. Most people commenting are confused thinking he is simply making a sexist remark, where in fact he is commenting based on his spiritual beliefs.
fuck curses…..
I think she's already barren. No way do I believe that Hermie gave birth to anything
Re: crickets – Yep. I never bought she was really pregnant either. She faked that whole pregnancy.
This is the dumbest thing i've heard in a long time! He should be cursed for saying such an idiotic coment. doesn't he know that this is the 21st century now??
Re: miss bliss – word
Go Nicole! I hope she has another baby, after being married to that dingbat Tom for so many years who turned her kid's against her, its nice to see she has finally a little girl of her own and may she have as many as she wants.
Perez you are an asshole… first of all you are forgetting about Connor & Isabella, her adopted kids… so Nicole actually has 3 kids, don't try to ignore that or are you rejecting them just because they are adopted? I don't see you doing the same with Sluttielina's kids…
Stop calling the lil girl names, she is beautiful and her real name is Sunday Rose, if that's too hard for you to write then just don't blog about her… in any case making fun of a newborn is never correct!
Nicole does NOT expect to have more children. She said that herself on the View. She was only given a 1 to 2% chance of even having Sunday, so she's certainly not thinking it will happen again. She's not getting any younger either.
omg that is so dumb, i live in australia and in primary skool an aborigional came to talk 2 our class, the whole grade played the didgeridoo, boys and girls and most of those girls were pregnant bu 16
so that person needs to go away and not be so sexist!
no thats her "im deliriously happy" face
o wait theyre the same
baz luhrman - who made his fortune by stealing the idea for strictly ballroom from his nida classmates! - is a total dick his movie makes a mockery of the history of native australians and the way they were treated by whites and the conditions in which they lived
this deserves to bomb and i hope it does
shame the aussie taxpayers have to foot .
a third of the bill for this crap!
its just an old Aboriginal legend… apparently the circular breathing required to make the sounds wrecks your ovulation cycle…. Aboriginals have lots of crazy legends… like we aren't supposed to climb Ayers rock but everyone still does
Where would we be today if we respected EVERYONES religious beliefs! Fuck man, I'd be going to hell!!! Who gives a fuck if she plays the digeridoo, she not aboriginal and therefore does not have to live according to aboriginal customs.
Sunday's not an only child. It's so rude to keep acting like Connor and Bella don't exist.
Re: April Rain – Why? Kidman acts like they don't exsist. She's always babbeling about how she finally has a real baby. How she always wanted her own baby.Like Connor and Isabella don't count because they aren't related to her by blood.
Fuck Richard green! Nic, u can have as many botox kids as you want. Aboriginals are sexist assholes, hey bitch (Richard green) without women your stupid ass wouldn't be here today.
Playing the didgeridoo won't make a woman infertile. That's idiotic to even think that, in today's modern world.
Don't bag what is a harmless cultural belief….we know it to be incorrect, but that is their belief, so leave it alone…
Anyway, not all indigenous groups consider the playing of the didge by women to be bad….so honestly I wouldn't get to perturbed if I was frozen face Nicole.
For those who aren't in the know - indigenous Australians have many different groups, they have different languages and sometimes, conflicting beliefs.
he's just a sexist fool.
How on earth was she supposed to know it isn't allowed to be played by women? nobody else knew it.
I would so laugh if Nichole had twins the next time around. *LOL*
So much for the barren theory.
is her child really named sunday roast? wtf is wrong with these people?! Thats not cool.
this is stupid! that was a sexist comment, and she is a wonderful person…she deserves to have more babies
LOVE HER
She is an idiot to have tried to play a didgeridoo. In primary school we were taught that women were not allowed to play it in the Aboriginal culture.
She is a total moron any true Australian woman knows that you do not touch the digeridoo, but then she really isn't Australian she was afterall born in Hawaii so that makes her American, and America you are welcome to this unattractive, talentless hag and her sad-arsed Kiwi hubbie.
enough with the botox act perez, in person she actually has wrinkles