Tom Cruise Attempts Funny, Fails Miserably
Filed under: Tom Cruise > David LettermanSuri's father was on The Late Show with David Letterman on Tuesday night.
The Queen of Scientology wanted to do the night's Top 10 list.
He did.
It sucked!
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Posted: December 17, 2008 at 12:22 am
it wasnt that bad i giggled.. but in all fairnes he is a douche
I hope no one goes to see his movie. If anyone gives that bitch of a liar money for his old looking face is pathetic losers. Good money can be spent on people who are not fake to us. TrueBlood has everything beat.
Why does Perez hate him so much? I honestly don't understand. Is it because of the whole Scientology thing? I think that's really ridiculous, Perez always talks about how gays are having their rights taken away by the Christians and about how it's wrong to discriminate because of a certain way people live or believe. He's such a hypocrite that it hurts. I don't know much about Scientology, but Tom has every right to believe in whatever. He could believe that polka-dotted purple and orange chipmunks run the universe for all I care, he's still a human being with a job, family and life.
And on top of that, I wouldn't be surprised that in the 90's, when the Jonas Brothers and Zac Efron were still playing with GI Joes (or Barbies in some of their cases) that Tom Cruise was the celeb that Perez was jerking off to every night. Perez needs to get over himself.
I have the perfect Christmas gift for Tomkitten. My hat, coz it has a large cock on it and we know he worships the cock. ha///`
Re: oneangredwarf – he is like 5'7 or something…..
Re: Miryyyy – He's a fucking liar, that's why perez hates him so much. We hate him more than anyone and Will Smith is next in line to be just as hated, coz we know that he is just like Tomkittykat. FUCK CRUISE AND THE SHIP HE SAILED IN ON..FUCKER.
Re: AngelGangztaBitch – im not saying ill go see it….but ill definitely rip a bootleg from the internet….
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TrueBlood is awesome….
I never liked Tom. He thinks he's cute and funny, but he's not. I think it's funny how he had to settle for the Katie Holmes, the most ugliest person in Hollywood. Get real Tom, your days are numbered.
Perez, your biases against people really shine through. I am not a huge Tom Cruise fan (although Jerry Maguire is one of my top 10 movies), but I thought despite being a little monotone at times he was very funny. Being able to laugh at yourself is one of the best traits a person can have.
Can't wait until he looses it and ends up in a straight jacket. He should be in one now. Loser nut case.
I'll feed him jonnycakes in bed and he'll love it. I heard he bought the first doll of me and put a rubber on it and put it where the sun don't shine.
Re: LuvBritt – Jerry Maguire is a 30 year old movie, get over it. It's not Tom, it's a character. With a screen
name LuvBritt, one can understand how you can like the Tomkitten.
Re: JohnnyCakes – JM is NOT a 30 year old movie….it came out 12 years ago….
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Actually, this is fucking funny. Lighten up a bit Perez, dont you have any sence of humor left????
Three and a half minutes of pure FAIL. Actually, those things are crazy. He should have done the top ten truest things said about him on the internet. #1, he's a flaming queen.
Re: ShakeYourkitty – TrueBlood is awesome as hell. Never have I seen a vampire movie that was so exciting. The cussing and the fucking make it so much better. I like how they get high off of that V. I've watched the first season 4 times already. HBO still has it listed I think until tomorrow.
Ryan Kwanten rokz his cock off. Luv that boy.
I'll bet if Tomkitten watched TrueBlood, he jacked off to the Jason Stackhouse parts, shit, I know it made me horney..ha!
THIS IS THE MOST NORMAL I HAVE SEEN HIM IN A LONG TIME……STILL DON'T LIKE HIM!!
yeah that was damn funny.. perez is retarded for hating..
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Re: AngelGangztaBitch – its online as well…..just fyi….
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go to watchtrueblood dot net……
Re: AngelGangztaBitch – yeah….Ryan K does it for me too!!
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That was kinda funny actually. He's trying to make ammends for past comments that most found offensive, let allow that shall we? After all Perez, you do worse than Tom on a daily basis and we still hang with you from time to time….
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: krazihottkelli/bitchygrl – wow….my eyes went crossed reading your post…
It wasn't that bad. I thought it was somewhat enjoyable….
Re: ShakeYourkitty – Morning kitty
Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL – Hey boss, morning.
I found it funny.
Lighten up Perez, it wasn't that bad.
Just felt like boasting, I have nothing new to add to the Tom thing,but when I was 18 Ryan kwantan cracked onto me when I was in a nightcub called Cocktails and Dreams on the Gold Coast, and I turned him down because his line was "Do you know who I am?" so I said "yeah, Vinnie from Home and Away and I don't really care". Hopefully he has gotten over his ego by now!
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It wasn't bad. The writers are the ones who wrote it and he seemed to have a sense of humor about himself. I'm not a big fan of his or anything but I wouldn't say it sucked. If anyone sucks, it is you Perez. I'm not sure why I keep coming back to this site. I should stop. You don't post any real news anymore. All of your stuff is either 3rd hand news that we have read elsewhere already, ass-kissing squeeing fangirl posts for people that you know you should like just because your gay (like britney and madonna) or attacks against people just because you hold a grudge (misha barton, nicole kidman, etc). Hope you are putting money away because your "empire" won't last much longer if you keep on like you are now. When your focus was just your blog, it was good. Now you are more concerned about being a d-list celebrity and it sucks.
CRAZY FUCKER!
I thought it was funny? The vics vapor rub comment had me sold!
Odd - I thought he was pretty funny, yet you said he failed miserably. Don't get me wrong - I hate $cientology with a passion, but Tom delivered pretty well on Letterman.
You also think Robyn is fabulous…
I think your comments and opinions are totally skewed.
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Where is my new boyfriend "Assume the Position?"
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i know he can be a handfull….but what can i say….i like the bad boys….
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has anyone seen him?????
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it seems he wandered off last night and im not sure where he could be….
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LG???
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Re: ShakeYourkitty – Re: LaDiva is unleashed… – Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL – MORNING BITCHES!
Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – MORNING!!!
Er… so the No 1 internet rumour about him having a gay relationship with an asian airline steward for the past 20 years IS TRUE?!!
I would have thought that he would have taken the time on Letterman to clear that pesky little rumour up once and for all!
It was really funny! And Dave thought so too!
The Actual Top 10 List was Bad - Not Tom Cruise. He actually was quite funny & a Good Sport to make fun of himself.
i do not like tom cruise, however, it wasn't that bad. see, i can be unbiased………TRY IT SOMETIME P-FATTY.
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Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – Morning letty….
Re: mama of 2 – Hey mama, morning.
what was so bad about that? It's not like he wrote it, I thought it was kinda cute.
Mornin' Happy Lovers & Pissy Haters!!
i didnt think it was too bad …. even though i think there is something weird about him he is sucking less in latest promotional tour
Re: Miryyyy – he's just plain creepy…..that's why
Re: LaDiva is unleashed… – love the avi
this shit was hilarious!!
haha…
this shit was hilarious!!!
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Re: mama of 2 – LMAO!
It was actually quite funny.
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Re: mamajud – Thanks mama
Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL – Yea thank God for that. It was a little slippery coming out my driveway but I made it to work….
I thought it was funny. I also think it was brave of him since he is dyslexic. I'm also not a fan.
i think it was a good natured stab at himself! i don't like his personality, but i think he did fine!
Tom Cruise really has made a lot of good movies over his career. Besides, Valkerie looks like a good movie. It's sparking my interest.
I'll go see it. I think it's time to lay off him. I grew up really liking his movies. Give the guy a break.
Re: LaDiva is unleashed… – I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!! MY CAR WAS ALL OVER THE ROAD….GOD BLESS
I am no Tom Cruise fan. I think he is nuts, dangerous, and can be cruel. On the other hand, I did not think that clip sucked! I actually laughed. So, thanks Perez. Maybe Tom does not have to be a total dick every second after all.
I didnt think it was that bad, he might be crazy as hell, but he is a good actor! not bad i might say, it was funny!
Re: magentapyramid – a maroon? is he the lead signer or the lead guitarist??
i thought the top 10 was funny and it looks like most here did as well. perez is in the minority.
I don't Perez. Did Tom Cruise break your heart or something? Or maybe you're a little butt-hurt that he's kinda back on the up-swing? Either way, that video was pretty damn funny. Oh Perez, when will you stop exaggerating? You did the same shit yesterday for the View clip. Maybe your website is getting stale, so you have to lie to everyone to get more people on…
Oh yeah…and Batman, he didn't die in the comics. Seriously, do you even try anymore?
Love the site, keep up the great work!
I usually agree with Perezzers, but that did NOT suck!! It was a little funny
i'm ASTOUNDED that people think he was funny. the dude is an actor, but he couldn't pull off letting it show how freaked out he was making fun of himself. notice him FREEZE when he reads the name of the Top 10 List.
people really need to google "PAT KINGSLEY" , his former publicist. she was a genius. he WAS a great actor, but SHE "made" him a star. read about it.
it will give you insight into his recent media blitz, and what's REALLY behind it.
just before the "couch jumping" and "glib" incident he FIRED her because she wanted him to tone down talking about the $cientology cult.
and it takes him TWO YEARS to apologize for the "GLIB INCIDENT"?
WAKE UP PEOPLE, WHY DO YOU THINK HE'S SUDDENLY SO ACCESSIBLE???
it's because he is NO LONGER RELEVANT.
and his new movie is a laughing stock.
obviously he has not read our comments EVAH!….'cos that shit was pretty benign…..HE STILL SUCKS THE COCK!!!!
and another thing. . .
the Gay Midget Dwarf has been caught in SOOOO many lies recently, and he just revealed ANOTHER one. $cientology "cured" his reading disability. he's screamed it from the rooftops in the past. but he doesn't recognize the word "HEIMLICH"? the dumbass just spent god knows how long in germany for christs sake.
also, last november he went on record saying that he didn't/wouldn't own a cell phone, an email address or other electronic gadgets. because he was devoting his time to his FAMILY. yet, he just went public with losing his flipping BLACKBERRY.
plus, he doesn't celebrate christmas, yet in a recent interview he said that he "ALWAYS dresses as santa".
god, the list goes on and one and one. what you're seeing is him desperately scrambling to salvage his career. and it's SICK that he's using his daughter as a DAILY photo op.
trust me, he's pushed the "crazy" down for now, but it will inevitably return. TRUST.
OMG, they forgot the # ONE thin people say on the internet and that is that he is a closeted gay! He tries so hard at being straight, sits with knees spread wide, and that fake laugh. Everything about him is so fake. Is he a good movie star? Well, yes. When one is completely empty inside, it is easy to put a character in there, others would need to displace who they are, he need not. AND, he is used to acting as his entire life is fake.
Re: ShakeYourkitty – Re: LaDiva is unleashed… – Re: mamajud – Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL – Re: mama of 2 – HEEEEY
that was funny
What at dink. Number two was actually funny
Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL – Yea. Let God take complete control over our vehicles and see us home to our families safely.
He thought it said "hinney licked" and figured he was had!
I'm dyslexic and when you're tired and under pressure it becomes more prevalent. That's what was going on there.
I think - judge the guy based on his movies. If he steals my $10 and gives me a shitty movie, I won't care what he gets up to the rest of the time. 9 times out of 10, though, I've always come away having seen a good movie from him.
That sucked mayjah… Nothing's worse than a superstar that thinks they're funny. And Letterman has to play along. Sucks to be Dave.
tom may be a scientology douche, but its annoying when you just blindly hate anything he does. That was good and not post worthy at all, especially if you are tryiing to make fun of him. One can have messed up beliefs and still be talented.
Re: Dick Gozinya –
he isn't known in the industry as the GMD (Gay Midget Dwarf) for nothing!
if he can laugh at himself, he has a sense of humor… that's all that counts.
he's looking good. i'm glad he's happy. hope more people were like him.
I think if he would've done this type of stuff a year or so ago, it would've helped a lot more. I do like Tom as an actor, he's very talented. I just think he should've kept the nutty stuff to himself because it hurt his reputation so much. I hope he's able to recover because he's worked hard.
Come on that was funny, don't hate on him lol
I LOVE MY TOM CRUISE NO MATTER WHAT
I thought it was funny! I laughed out loud on a couple of them. Tom Cruise is still great!
I think he was funny… Not everybody is a Queen like you, Perezito!
i think he annoyed dave. he annoys me. go away tom you freak!
I love Tom Cruise. Altho I'd love to see more of an acting range… but the reason he's so successful is because he works hard and knows how to charm. I admire that he has learned to overcome his dyslexia. As for the top ten list, I thought he did fine and the list was funny. Like, they're making fun of the fact that we really don't need to care so much about little things this guy does. however, I heard that he's really gay and his marriage to Nicole and Katie are contracts in order to boost their careers. I have no problem with this, if it is true, and wonder why he would keep it under wraps for so long?
You're being too tough on him in this case. I think the Top 10 list was funny.
It wasn't bad Perez….. you have got to stop that HATE!
It wasn't that bad. I couldn't believe he didn't know the word heimlich.
it would have helped he he had read the damn list in his dressing room.. so he knew how to act it out ..
his career is O-V-E-R…
I thought that was PRETTY HILARIOUS!!! Tom did a great job! WTF are you talking about, P?
Hmmm I dunno, I thought he was fine, kinda funny. I didnt find it uncomfortable or anything.
He did pretty well. I laughed
It wasn't bad, and he obviously hadn't read any of the list before hand. Gotta give him credit for being able to poke fun at himself. Not that he's not a bit different, but to each his own, stop picking on him Perez