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Real Life Smell Yo Dick!
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True > Sad SadTalk about life imitating art and taking a song too literally.
If you recall, we told you about the talented singer Riskay late last year. She was so fierce with her single Smell Yo Dick that we even had her perform earlier this year at our One Night in Austin event.
And now we've learned that police in Port St. Lucie, Florida are seeking a man that was accused of beating up his wife after she thought he was cheating on her and tried to smell his dick as evidence!!!!!!
The 37 year-old victim told cops that her a-hole hubby of three years punched her in the face and then started to kick her in the arms and legs after she accused him of cheating on her. The incident happened late Monday night.
The hubby, only 25 years-old, went to use the bathroom at home. That's when, according to the police report, she told her husband "to display his penis to her so that she can smell it."
You know, because what better way to tell if your man is cheating than to smell his dick, right????
As she then proceeded to smell his little wee-wee, the douchebag reportedly punched her in the mouth and then started to kick her when she fell on the floor. That's when he fled the scene.
This tell us two things. One, the guy is a douchebag to actually even hit his wife. And two, he was most likely cheating and afraid his wife would smell the proof.
Police reported seeing her with several bruises as well as red marks on her mouth, arms, and legs. But surprisingly she became "uncooperative" when she was told a warrant would be filed for his arrest.
An arrest warrant was finally issued, but the woman beater has yet to be caught.
STUPID PEOPLE!!!
Merry christmas perez xoxo
FROM FLORIDA????
ARE YOU SURE IT WASN'T YOUR MOM PEREZ?!?!?!?!?!
Smell my dick, go ahead, memories!
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"Smell yo dick" ?????
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww…
hahahaa…
obama=jimmy carter/gwb
FIX THE POST!!!!
WHY DO YOU NEED TO SMELL HIS DICK???? IF YOU THINK HE'S CHEATING, HE PROBABLY IS!!! DAMN, STUPID BITCH
Dick cheese…everybodies favorite daytime snack!! Fromunda cheese is also quite tasty!
How come everyone is so fat?
It's my new fragance called " Spent Love", available a Wal-Mart!
THAT IS SOME GHETTO ASS DRAMA AND THAT SONG SUCKS GHETTO BALLS! SORRY BBD!
I heard this before. I aint sniffing no man's testicles tho…
I aint sniffing no man's testicles…
Re: LaDiva is 2 happy 2 b pissed off – ME NEITHER! WTF!
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All I want for holidays is "Dick in a Box".
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Make it "BBD in a Box".
i like that slogan… smell yo dick… bout to update my pro.
WHAT A HEARTFELT AND SAD LOVE SONG!
"This tell us two things. One, the guy is a douchebag to actually even hit his wife. And two, he was most likely cheating and afraid his wife would smell the proof."
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WOW FAT ASS I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A FUCKING INTELLECTUAL!!!
Re: guilty of being white – GOOD MORNING AND EEEEEWWWW!!
What if it was an uncut dick, and had the funk!! HaHa!!
But on a serious note.. Why would a woman get pissed if they are trying to arrest the man that's cheating on her, and beats the hell out of her. Some women are so stupid!!
=She's getting pictures and reports from the club and she still needs to smell his dick? She's stupid and the song is poorly written.
What a classy group of people…. Perezito, you are a pig!
I like to smell dicks too! hahahahaha
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Why oh why all the crooks, creeps and perverts come from my Florida???
Re: orchidgirl – Better make it a carton.
Men could be so fucking stupid at times I swear. If you want to go out and screw then why have a wife at all? They don't liked being confronted yet they want to screw around and bring an std or aids home…..ewww! My point is if your a dog then just be a dog and don't get into a commitment.
Hahahaha…that it is hysterical…..hahahaha…..
Re: harrybalsac – LOL, not lost your old marketing skills!
lol i'm sorry ikea has taken over my life to the point where i can say the bed and dresser are from ikea.
Re: LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard – Hey honey bunch!
Re: harrybalsac – LOL
Re: LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard – Gross as hell. Just cuz perez likes to sniff testicles doesn't mean the rest of the world likes it.
Katy Perry said your's smells like Teddy's butt, Mario.
Only in Florida does shit like this happen! Gotta love it!
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Smell yo dick?
They ruined my lunch. Ugghhhh…
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Re: LaDiva is 2 happy 2 b pissed off – YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SNIFF HARRY'S BALLS…..
what a gross story. i coulda gone without reading this one
Re: Big Black Dick – dare u to smell yo fist
Re: orchidgirl – Because of all the cubans that come over here (Like Mario)!
Haha JUST KIDDING.
I'm like 5 min away from PSL I wonder if I know these people….:P
HEY POSSE I AM GOING TO HAVE TO COME OFF FOR BIT SOON CAUSE ONE OF THE BIG BOSSES IS COMING AND THEY ARE RESTRUCTURING MY COMPUTER!
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BBD,
How about "BBD in a Crate"?
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I'll share with Sweetpiece . We'll take turns.
Re: _Alice_ – HEY SWEETY!
sfd
Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL – Lmao, hey harry come here, i got an itching to smell yo dick… lol
Re: LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard – Aight letty. Blog with u later….
Re: mamajud – Why? What was in yo butt?
Maybe she thought it was a scratch & sniff dick. ouch.
Re: LaDiva says smell yo dick… – Go ahead, you know Alice smells like? NOW YOU DO!
Re: LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard – ooh lordy…..you nervous about what they might find?…heehee
OK..OK! I could only watch this vid for like a minute.Girl "I think you been sleeping around with other girls" Guy: "No I swear baby I didn't Girl "Let me smell your dick, to be sure Guy: WHAAAAAAA!!
BTW: I love getting my gossip from your site and loved it when you made an appearance on paris's my new bff. I wanna be your BFF!
Re: LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard – I LOVE GHETTO BALLS!!! BLACK AND HAIRY JUST THE WAY I LIKE EM….EEEWWW!!
Re: LaDiva says smell yo dick… – ROTFL!!!
Re: Big Black Dick – …..and i thought it was all a dream……
I hope she gets help and I hope it wasn't anyone here! If it was…get help!
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And BBD, I like Orchid girls idea! I've got a gold leafed trunk for your third leg! Lined with the softest velvet your flesh has ever touched. The family jewels need to be safe!
Re: harrybalsac – lol
Ok, we got enough stink outta this post, NEXT!
I call Busllshit. Aint no nightclubs in Laguan Beach!
Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! – It will have to wait Piece, I'm runnin' it thru a car wash right now!
This song is a rip-off of "I want to smell your asshole".
Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! – Check it out! I got it Hot Waxed!
I'm going to start selling my day old underwear. $20 and you can scratch and sniff. 1-800-SIC-FUCK.
another fucktard puts out another fucktard song. fuck this artist and fuck this asshole song.
LOL!! people are so STUPID!
LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!
Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! – Take a sniff, that's " New Cock Smell "!
Re: Shopaholik – You smell mine , I'll smell your's!
Re: Big Black Dick – So NASTY!!!!
I was bout to f*ck my ex and when I went to suck him, I smelled hood rat P*ssy and I didnt even think he was cheatn on me….
Re: Big Black Dick –
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Don't forget to put a pretty Christmas bow on it.
That is so gross. Who the F does that? why would you sing such a sung? Disgusting
….All that comes to mind after watching that is, WOW…………
oh and, EW!!
Re: orchidgirl – 25 I was wondering the same thing? What is it? I love Florida, but shit?….
Re: orchidgirl – 42 Teehee!
Re: LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard – Hurry back! oxox
Re: orchidgirl – I got antlers and a red nose on it!
Re: SuperNovaTop –
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TMI (too much information), dear.
Re: SuperNovaTop – NOW YOU KNOW WHY WE LOVE HIM!! HE IS FUNNY!!
Now these are very ugly type of people in this video.
Re: Big Black Dick – yum smooth
Re: LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard – Oh oh, "restructuring my computer" sounds like a euphimism for add PH.COM to banned site list.
"Deck the Dick with bows of holly……."
Re: Big Black Dick – LOL!
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Sweetpiece,
As if the bodies in suitcases lining Alligator Alley and the dysfunctional Hogans weren't enough, now we have dick sniffing spouse abuse.
Re: orchidgirl – Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL – Re: mamajud – Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! – Ok , are ya ready to see the lights? Someone flip that switch behind my balls.
Re: jdiddy0505 – The same thing happen to your redneck momma
YO P, WTF are you doing. You taking a crap??? I don't have all day!!!
Re: orchidgirl – Just real talk, I hate c*nts who try and play angel!!
Re: Big Black Dick – OK! GOT IT! NICE!
Re: Big Black Dick – me likes what i see…..
What a fucking disgusting andn low class song. And the blacks wonder why they they get shit on.
got to work
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Ok ,now who wants to climb up and put the star on the tip..er.. head.. er.. end?
Re: Big Black Dick –
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BBD,
Attach some jingle bells to IT, and it will be simply perfect
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P.S. I just watched SNL's Justin Timberlake sing "Dick in a Box" on Youtube, and I was laughing so hard, my toy poodle started yapping at me !
Re: uncle eldon –
FLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Big Black Dick –
Maybe that'll cover up the smell lol
Wow. I'm just as speechless now as I was when I first heard that song. What is the world coming to.
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BBD,
Check out comment #69 by SuperNovaTop.
I am going to vomit….
Re: orchidgirl – YOUR COMMENT #98, DONT USE ME AS AN EXCUSE FOR YOU NEW DIET CALLED ANOREXIA!!!
Re: orchidgirl – There, how's that for a Yule Log?!!