Real Life Smell Yo Dick!
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True > Sad SadTalk about life imitating art and taking a song too literally.
If you recall, we told you about the talented singer Riskay late last year. She was so fierce with her single Smell Yo Dick that we even had her perform earlier this year at our One Night in Austin event.
And now we've learned that police in Port St. Lucie, Florida are seeking a man that was accused of beating up his wife after she thought he was cheating on her and tried to smell his dick as evidence!!!!!!
The 37 year-old victim told cops that her a-hole hubby of three years punched her in the face and then started to kick her in the arms and legs after she accused him of cheating on her. The incident happened late Monday night.
The hubby, only 25 years-old, went to use the bathroom at home. That's when, according to the police report, she told her husband "to display his penis to her so that she can smell it."
You know, because what better way to tell if your man is cheating than to smell his dick, right????
As she then proceeded to smell his little wee-wee, the douchebag reportedly punched her in the mouth and then started to kick her when she fell on the floor. That's when he fled the scene.
This tell us two things. One, the guy is a douchebag to actually even hit his wife. And two, he was most likely cheating and afraid his wife would smell the proof.
Police reported seeing her with several bruises as well as red marks on her mouth, arms, and legs. But surprisingly she became "uncooperative" when she was told a warrant would be filed for his arrest.
An arrest warrant was finally issued, but the woman beater has yet to be caught.
changing this fucking post already fuckboy!!!
Re: SuperNovaTop – Re: orchidgirl – Now play nice ladies but lickin' someone else's dew off the lily, yuck!
GROSS.
I heard Barack and Mickey smell each others procreation tools for signs of Oprah.
"Im dead asleep and you trikkin!'"
lol, I'd smell my mans dick if I had suspicions, but most likely I get pushed into a bj. Id really have to consider the situation and weigh out the worser outcum.
worst fucking song ever!
This song is so INSPIRING for the Holiday spirit.
AMEN
This brings me the lols..ah!!
Re: lilac a. rugg – wow what a racist,deuchebag thing to say. how bout u get on a boat to europe or where ever ur from asswell Ms. Uppity.
So Peasant Getto=Peasant.
john waters fodder
wow
i am still appalled that they are just singing about smelling dicks…
it was prob Heidi and Spencer
Re: lilac a. rugg – Go to hell
If your relationship is THIS fucked up you need to get a divorce, whether he's cheating or not! Why live with a man you don't trust? Also, a guy can't wash his junk after a roll in hay? This is such a stupid premise to begin with.
what a beautiful song
why the stripper hoe gotta be white
Re: KatKnapp – thats fucking hilarious and so true about the bj thing.. props for true blood yay
1. first of all, i'd like to say who the fuck gave this girl a record deal. this song was DISGUSTING & TERRIBLE. anyone who likes it must be seriously retarded.
2. as a african american teenager, i feel angry. riskay is the epitome of a gross ghetto trash. she's why all the racist ppl of all races out there think of us as such.
3. how stupid was the wife to actually try & smell her hub's dick? retard.
What are we? Dogs? It's like "Did you take a shit? oh let me smell your asshole?"
this iz some funneh shiet!!!
i cant believe this. i cant believe a woman would actually physically smell his dick. WOW
i cant believe a woman would actually physically go smell it. gross
SPEECHLESS! LOLZ omg, this song and situation is so Maury!
sign of the times…
That's just nasty…. and funny. It's interesting that the woman is 37 and the punk ass husband is 25 - he most likely was cheating. Wonder if he washes good down there or if he's uncircumcised - after a while that smegma can build up and make a guy's junk smell like nasty cheese or something. EWWWWWWW
LOL!!! Yeah smelling Dick is a great detective tool! I can not tell which one it he stupid one here? LOL
i love the WALMART BRAND BLEACH product placement at 3:09!!! seriously! this is the cheapest and most retarded video and song i have ever seen and heard!
wow. i want that 2 minutes of my life back. that was the most low-class ignorant disgusting piece of garbage. if you have any talent & any self-respect as a women or an 'artist,' is this really what you feel you need to share with us? so gross.
Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL – Shut the fuck up you greaseball babboon!
Re: baltimora – Er du Norsk?
wow thats the most beautiful ballad i've ever heard in my life
can't believe that girl sang the chorus with a straight face:-)…wow
read all the posts on here and i'm just lmao. for all the apparent racists that post here, you can't judge black people by the women in this video. it's ridiculous that they (the women in the video) actually thought they were bold and innovative in choosing to endorse and disperse such a crude message, but that's more an indication of their immediate environment than a verdict on the black community. i should know, i'm black and find the whole thing entirely laughable:-).