Perez Hilton Presents….
Filed under: Personally PerezLil' Perez
a film by
Enjoy!!!!
P.S. Yes, that's really Perez's voice.
Posted: December 18, 2008 at 6:30 pm
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Perez Hilton Presents….Filed under: Personally PerezLil' Perez a film by Enjoy!!!! P.S. Yes, that's really Perez's voice. Posted: December 18, 2008 at 6:30 pm
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Re: Assume the Position! – Ohh..I get alot of shit from everyone and I just dont know why..thanks for being so classy!!..FUCKTARD!!!!
Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! – HOLA! STILL AT WORK?
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I JUST GOT BACK FROM A NEIGHBORS FIESTA…THEY NEED SOME DECENT RECIPES! LOL
Re: JUSTGERAL – warning to you !!!there is a drag queen psych on this page that you just talk to.take caution!!
Re: Assume the Position! – HOLY CRAP…RELAX! WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM? TRY AND GET ALONG IF YOU WANT TO KEEP POSTING!
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CALM DOWN PUTO!
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ASSUME = NEEDS TO GET LAID SOON!
Re: Assume the Position! – Then I suggest you get creative with your "banter" and start bridge building with two of the most consistent positive bloggers on this site. Orchid and Sensitive.
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If you want my support, I "need" you to assume the repentant position and show some love! Tis the season!
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If you want to play, be nice. We all talk shit but have nothing but love and good will for each other. (Most of the time that is! Wink!):)
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Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – SALSA!
Thanks for the warning. Knowing it was your voice ahead of time saved me the torture of clicking on play and hearing your nasal, over the top, heeeeeeeeeeey! I'm gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! voice.
MARIO ARE YOU DELAYING POSTS SO YOU GET MORE CLICKS?
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WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR SITE? PUTO YOU WANT CLICKS SO YOU GET MORE $ DINERO!
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MARIO = GREEDY FUCKBALL!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Yes, still working! I'll take any recipe you want to share.
Sexy Monkey!
ox
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Is that Barack Obama?
Fucking made my day!
Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! – Perhaps I should have said,
usually positive bloggers!
Ha!
And Orchid, there was an apology there. You might have something to work with.
i loved it.
ADIOS ALL! THIS HOT PIECE OF MONKEY ASS IS GOING TO BED!
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SWEET, TOMORROW I SHALL SHARE WITH YOU THE NASTY COMIDA THEY TRIED TO SERVE ME AT THE FIESTA! BUENAS NOCHES!
That was pretty funny and cute, Perez
Hahaha. That was pretty amazing.
Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! – I AM STILL WORKING ON MY JALAPENO BOOK! I AM HAPPY TO SHARE ALL RECIPES!
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IF MILKY SHOWS UP TOMORROW I WILL SHARE MY COVETED JALAPENO QUICHE RECIPE! TELL ME YOUR FAV AND I BET I HAVE A RECIPE YOU AND YOUR WONDERFUL FAMILY WILL ENJOY!
Gross and disturbing but really funny too!
Re: Assume the Position! – YES IT IS! I LOVE SEXY AVIES AND CHANGE THEM OFTEN! THE SEXIER THE BETTER!
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ARE YOU GOING TO BE BEHAVE NOW?
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – I'm a verde fan! Verde mole is my favorite sauce over anything!
I'm looking forward to the quiche recipe!
ox night!
That was great!! LOL!!
so you're saying you've been a complete biatch since you were a little kid. How sweet *barfs*
I was only able to watch 20 seconds of that shiz. Not funny. Sorry.
this wasnt funny.
Oh gosh.
That was the funniest thing
I have seen all day!
It made my day
hella cute hella funny >.
aw (:
i love that.
truck slut.ahhaha (:
i love it! we need a miny perez life story done.
i'm here. just really busy. bummed i haven't been around.
this is so hideously creep-tastic!
For those of you complaining about the "nasty' comments, the comments are the only things worth reading on this site.
i thought that was kinda stupid, sorry
Well that was just dumb!
DEAD DEAD DEAAAAEEAAAD!
That was sooo…… gay.
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Hey cabrona, estas aqui….
LaLohan ones are better. sorry perez i still luv u.
Hilarious!!!
WAKE UP MARIO!
Pink hair, pink shirt, pig snout and a screechy voice - no introduction necessary!
Re: Uker – Bitch, you need to go back to the Eurotrash you came from and die. Perez rokz, you suckass.
That was funny!
Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! – ditto…..verde
Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – ditto…..busy
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – i make a grilled popper that will make your panties melt
so I was right you were in a special class and rode the short bus! FUCKTARD!
Re: Assume the Position! – Re: orchidgirl – Re: Sensitivity – can't we all just get along?………one love…group hug
Re: mamajud – Re: orchidgirl – Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze – Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! – Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – Re: LaDiva says smell yo dick… – Re: Sensitivity – Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – MORNING Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard – Hey letty. It's friday. yeah…. can't wait to get out of this hellhole and enjoy my wkend already…
Re: LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard – Hey Letty!
I would watch this show hate family guy
Re: LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard – Happy Friday Letty!!…my hubby's due home around noon with the vitamin V to hunker down for the blizzard……shots later?
move on
this has been top of page too long
Re: LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard – Morning LB
Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – I'VE MISSED YOU!
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Re: mamajud – NO PANTIES…MONKEYS GO COMMANDO!
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Re: LaDiva says smell yo dick… – SI ESTOY AQUI! ARE YOU GETTING YOUR BORRACHA ON THIS WEEKEND?
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GOOD MORNING ALL!
Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – Re: orchidgirl – Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! – Re: LaDiva says smell yo dick… – Re: mamajud – Re: LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard – Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – MORNING BITCHES!
PUTO WTF? WAKE UP GORDO!
Uh, did anyone even manage a smile during that? Sadly bad.
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Lol no i'm banning la bebida for a while. But u on the other hand….. vamos a ver como te emborachas en la fin de semana….
Fuck that was Gay! BBD, fist him!
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!! I APOLOGIZE FOR MY DISGUSTING LANGUAGE YESTERDAY BUT I AM REALLY NOT INTO PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY CAN SAY WHATEVER THEY WANT AND HIDE BEHIND THEIR COMPUTER……
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! YAY IT'S FRIDAY
WAKE UP FUCKER!!!!!!!!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – SEXY BEAST!
Re: Fire – I bet that you're Lily Allen
Re: Big Black Dick – that Duggar woman just had her 18th baby….wtf…….bet you could fit that hat up her coochie………….btw…have i told you how bangin' that hat is?
Re: Big Black Dick – MORNING PIMP! DO YOU LIKE MY HAT? WORD ON THE STREET IS YOU STOLE MY PINK WIG! DID ONE OF YOUR SKANKS NEED A NEW LOOK?
Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI – No apologies required. The vebal kicking you despatched was rightfully earned. Unfortunately, he/she is probably a BDSM aficionado and will be back for more!
WASHINGTON—President George W. Bush was unusually reflective in the final weeks of his administration, taking time during speeches and press conferences to look back on key decisions, expound on his legacy, and tout his role in paving the way for the nation's first African-American president by serving eight years as its first openly gay president.
"I'm inspired by our great country's willingness to look past the color of a man's skin—or, in my case, his overt homosexuality—and elect him based on his ability to lead," Bush told reporters following his meeting with president-elect Barack Obama on Nov. 10. "I've always been proud of my homosexuality, and I am so proud of the United States."
Recalling how he worried during his first campaign that voters were not ready to put a gay man in the White House, Bush said he was "shocked and overjoyed" to win in 2000, and could not have done it without homo-sexual adviser Karl Rove, his strong base of closeted gay ultra-conservative supporters on the Christian right, and his "best friend" Laura.
Re: LaDiva says smell yo dick… – I HAVE MY DRINK ON RIGHT NOW! MONKEYS ARE BIG TIME DRUNKARDS!
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I'M HIGH OFF A BIG ASS LATTE!
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STARBUCKS = DRUG DEALERS! jajajajajajaja
"While I tried to be commander in chief first and a homosexual man second, I knew that everything I did would be judged through the lens of 'America's first gay president,'" Bush said during an interview with ABC's Charles Gibson broadcast Dec. 1. "Looking back, my personal need to prove my man-hood definitely influenced my actions. The arrogant swagger, invading Iraq, my ruthless support of the death penalty—heck, even setting back gay rights 25 years—all of it seems so silly now."
"I never thought I'd see this in my lifetime," said David Nevin, a 58-year-old homosexual living in New York. "And I probably won't again because he was a terrible fucking president who ruined it for all of us."
Did Perez say he was going on holiday this weekend?
Added Nevin, "What a bitch."
Re: harrybalsac – MORNING!
Re: harrybalsac – Re: orchidgirl – Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! – Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – Re: mamajud – Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – Re: LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard – Re: LaDiva says smell yo dick… – Re: harrybalsac – ……..GOOD MORNING!!! I AM IN A GREAT MOOD TODAY……BBD GAVE ME SOME LOVE LAST NIGHT AND LOOSENED ME UP!!!! I'VE EVEN BEEN LISTENING TO CHRISTMAS CAROL'S
Let's get this party started. PFatty blow your bugle and rise!!!
what the f?
that sucked
Re: mamajud – Re: orchidgirl – Re: Big Black Dick – Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Re: LaDiva says smell yo dick… – Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI – Re: LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard –
GOOD MORNING!!!!
moo has a wicked awful hangover. cheap christmas party wine. bastards. this will do a number on my milk production.
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – LOL!! YOU ARE SO MUCH FUN!
Re: mamajud – WHAT ABOUT MY HAT? IT'S A VIRGIN HAT…IT HAS NEVER BEEN UP A COOCHIE LIKE BBD'S!
Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI – HO HO HO!
oh gee. the ratings thingy finally showed up.
Who wants to smell my dick?
Re: Big Black Dick – A good fucking morning to you too, pimp!!!!!!!!!!!!☻
Re: LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard – Morning lettybaby, happy fucking friday. It's 80 degrees in Florida all week..come on down.
Morning to everyone..I have a question forRe: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – I saw your picture..just like this on the dailybuzznow.com and they said you were arrested wearing that cowsuit and was drunk runnning around outside..hahahaha..
just asking, coz dat shit is funny. kisses and hugs to you and everyone COZ IT FUCKING FRIDAY…..
Paging Perez.
FUCK CHANGE THE POST LARD ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY!!!!!!!!!
SNOW DAY!!!!!!!
MORNING ALL YOU CRAZY PEOPLE!!!!
Re: Big Black Dick – hey asshole, morning to u too. ready to put a fist in someone's ass today…
Re: Big Black Dick – I DO !!! I LOVE DICK CHEESE WITH MY COFFEE
Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze – fuck yea….i'm still in the cincy lockup.
did they mention i was also peeing on porches? YUP!!!
however, this happened MONTHS ago………
Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – Morning Milky, I got you a Christmas Present!
how fucken cute
Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI – morning boss, don't worry about the profanity. we all enjoy it… lol nah if someone gets outta line, u better kick them in the nutz n correct them ya dig.
Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – …I made it myself…
Re: Big Black Dick – I'm guessin coz it's brown it don't smell like chocolate. ha
Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – …you want it???
Re: LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard – Re: orchidgirl – Re: Sensitivity – Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! – Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – Re: LaDiva says smell yo dick… – Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – Re: Big Black Dick – Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI – Re: LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard – WHAT UP PEEPS…AND ANYONE I MISSED!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Lol estas loca…
Ok, who forgot to wake up Cornholia ?