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Perez Hilton Presents….

Filed under: Personally Perez

Lil' Perez

a film by

Michael Mouris

Enjoy!!!!

P.S. Yes, that's really Perez's voice.

306 comments to “Perez Hilton Presents….”

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  1. 201

    Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – Morning milky, whats popping…



  2. 202

    MORNING PEOPLE!!!!!



  3. 203

    THIS IS THE LAMEST VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN…
    WELL FAT ASS YOU CAN ALWAYS IMPROVE YOURSELF SO I GUESS I STILL EXPECT WORSE FROM YOU…..



  4. 204

    Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – DO YOU LIKE MY NEW LOOK? SORRY ABOUT THE CHEAP WINE…SO, NO MILK FOR ME THIS MORNING?
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    Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI – THANK YOU! :mrgreen:



  5. 205

    wakey wakey fatty…
    time to make your mom start your blogging.



  6. 206

    Re: SweetPat – heyy



  7. 207

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style!
    morning sweetie, I love your hat. hotshit.♥



  8. 208

    Re: mama of 2 – hey mama, its fucking friday… woohooo



  9. 209

    Re: mama of 2 – HOLA! MARIO IS IN A DEEP SLUMBER WITH TEDDY AND WON'T WAKE UP!



  10. 210

    Re: LaDiva says smell yo dick… – HER UTTERS FROM TOO MUCH CHEAP WINE!! LOL



  11. 211

    next fucktard.
    k



  12. 212

    Re: LaDiva says smell yo dick…
    Fucking A…love your hair..who did it? YOu? Nice honey.



  13. 213

    I think the fag has left the building & the country. He must be balls deep in a little brown boys butt in Bueno Aires.



  14. 214

    ????????????



  15. 215

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Yea asshole is probably butt-fucking poor defenseless teddy.



  16. 216

    Kinda funny… it could be better



  17. 217

    Re: SweetPat – HEY! DO YOU LIKE MY NEW HAT? WORD ON THE STREET IS BBD STOLE MY PINK WIG?



  18. 218

    Re: mama of 2 – SNOW DAY? HOW MUCH SNOW DID YOU GET!



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  20. 220

    Perez, we love you in the video..what cute beautiful eyes, so sweet and then you turn midevil on her ass. We loved it.
    Morning Friday is here. The car companies are gettin their loans, bushie was just on. hahaRe: Uker – Like you know what pretty is bitch. Get off his asshole.Re: baba booey – Howard Stern loves it in the butt, his ass smells like old cheese and he's not funny at all. He sold out to the cronies instead of fighting for us American's on regular radio stations. He sucks. One half=million dollar fine and he's gone. Cope out bitch.
    Letty,
    tell harrybalsac ..it's stinky in here ..go wash his balsaxxxxxxxxxxx



  21. 221

    OMG..
    this is sooooo lame.
    get up assmunch.



  22. 222

    wtf



  23. 223

    Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze – THANK YOU! MY WIG WAS HIJACKED BY ONE OF BBD'S SKANKS!
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    Re: LaDiva says smell yo dick… – MARIO IS EXHAUSTED FROM HOT "PERRO" SEX!



  24. 224

    Re: SweetPat – HEY IT'S COLD LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER TODAY!



  25. 225

    MARIO! LEVANTATE!
    .
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    MARIO = PROFESSIONAL JOURNALIST!



  26. 226

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – THE PINK WIG WAS HOT!!! YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT BBD MUST BE DOING TO IT….



  27. 227

    Re: LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard – we are due to get 10-14 inches.
    it's snowing like a mutherfucker!!!



  28. 228

    Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze – Thanks. and yea i did it as soon as i selected copy and paste. lol it brings me out… don't u think lol



  29. 229

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Este culo podrido de perez better wake up already. Me estoy enojando…… lol



  30. 230

    i'm going to make a snowman…
    this sucks.



  31. 231

    Re: LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard – ITS COLD!!! WINDCHILL IS -18 HERE AND IT IS SNOWING LIKE CRAZY!!!! 14 CMS MORE FOR TODAY I GUESS….
    AND THOSE SUCKERS FROM VEGAS WERE CRYING OVER 3 CMS HAHA



  32. 232

    Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze – I NEED A NEW MAKE-UP ARTIST AND WAS HOPING YOU COULD HOOK A SISTA UP???? HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY



  33. 233

    Morning everyone.
    I thinking of taking someone
    in the woods and not sure
    who I want. How bout
    Johnny Depp? Give me some!
    Letty,
    I want your
    snowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    It's fucking hot here.



  34. 234

    MARIO ENOUGH! WAKE UP AND CHANGE THE FUCKING POST PUTO!
    .
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    WTF! BORING!



  35. 235

    Fuck this, Perez. YOU SUCK!



  36. 236

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – PEREZ SUCKS DIRTY CULO!



  37. 237

    WTF. I just signed on and I am ready to sign off…post something new you fucker. Did you fire your mom and sister??



  38. 238

    Re: harrybalsac – I LOVE WAKING UP TO YOUR LOVELY COMMENTS! FOR THAT I SHALL TICKLE YOUR BALLS FOR AN EXTRA MINUTE.
    .
    .
    WHERE ARE MY COMMENTS?????????????????????



  39. 239

    Re: SweetPat – GOOD MORNING SWEET PAT



  40. 240

    Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – yes. yes i do want it.



  41. 241

    Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI
    Of course, it's my favorite thing in the world is making myself into who I feel like that day. Anytime, long as you love krazibitch.



  42. 242

    Re: LaDiva says smell yo dick… – PODRIDO jajajajaja COCHINA!
    .
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    Re: SweetPat Re: mama of 2 – NO SNOW FOR ME =( IT'S JUST WINDY IN DFW!
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    MAMA NICE AVIE!…REMINDS ME OF BBD'S CRACKHEAD DAD! I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM..?? HE TOOK OFF AFTER A FEW DAYS!



  43. 243

    Re: mama of 2 – we have a snow day too……and it hasn't even started to come down yet…..last year some kids got stranded on buses for hours….boofuckinghoo….now they just say keep 'em home……



  44. 244

    IT'S SNOWING!!!!!!!!
    perez is on his way to a whore house in rio. don't expect any new gossip.
    e s t e r g o l d b e r g
    dot
    com



  45. 245

    ???????????????



  46. 246

    Re: SweetPat – YAH IT'S MINUS 22 HERE! FOR YOU AMERICANS THAT IS MINUS 13 FARENHEIT!!!



  47. 247

    Re: When in Rome… – I KNOW WHAT A LAZY FUCKING HOMO PEREZ IS!!!!!!!!!!!!



  48. 248

    Re: mama of 2 – LET'S MAKE A PEREZ SNOWMAN!!!!
    ALTHOUGH I STILL DONT HAVE ENOUGH SNOW FOR ALL THE FATNESS AND MAN BOOBS!!!



  49. 249

    Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze – OF COURSE, I LOVE CRAZY BITCHES!!! I AM ONE MYSELF!!!!



  50. 250

    Re: mama of 2 – US TOO, TONIGHT!!!



  51. 251

    Re: mamajud – OOOO, I WISH MY SON WOULD GET STRANDED ON A BUS TODAY!!! HE WAS QUITE A PILL THIS MORNING….OOPS! I MEANT I HAD TO TAKE A PILL THIS MORNING TO DEAL WITH HIS WHINY-NESS!



  52. 252

    -
    THAT WASN'T FUNNY AT ALL.
    -
    DEFF THE FIRST TIME ONE OF MOURIS'S FILMS HAS SUCKED.
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    I LOVE YOU, P-NASTY — BUT THIS ISN'T UP TO YOUR STANDARDS.
    -



  53. 253

    It's shitfukinFriday…whooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooo..
    I heard that more fukin bones were found yesterday of Caylee Anthony. I guess the meter man that found her last Thursday, he called the cops 3 times Aug. 11/12/13th. to the same area and said he saw a garbage bag by the road. He will be exposed today anytime on the morning news.
    To Casey Anthony..burn bitch burn..she buried that kid in swampmud where she would go into the woods to get high. Nice grave.



  54. 254

    .
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    LettyB,
    BBD,
    Millky Milky,
    Mama of 2 boys,
    Mamajud,
    HairyBallSack,
    Biggest Boss,
    Hot Monkey,
    LA Diva,
    Swwetheart Sweetpiece,
    .
    Good morning from Florida!



  55. 255

    Have I been banned?



  56. 256

    Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – I hope this works…
    MERRY CHRISTMAS MILKY
    .
    …………….(___)
    ……………..|Oo|
    ………. /““ OO)
    ………/ |____–
    …….*…L……L…



  57. 257

    .
    BBD, Sweetpiece and I are getting a very nice Christmas present for you !



  58. 258

    WOW MARIO YOU REALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK NOW!
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    CAN YOU CHANGE THE NAME OF THE BLOG TO "HOT MONKEY LOVE.COM" THANKS BUDDY!



  59. 259

    Re: SweetPat – HAHAHAHAHAHA!



  60. 260

    Dayum. This crap still!



  61. 261

    Re: SweetPat – DON'T FORGET TO USE A SMALL TOOTSIE ROLL FOR HIS PINGA!



  62. 262

    Re: LaDiva says smell yo dick… – Dany girl, you look like one of Dr. Satanz woman. Hot….very hot.



  63. 263

    PEREZ MOM STOP BLOCKING MY COMMENTS!!!!
    MAN BOOBS!
    MAN BOOBS!
    MAN BOOBS!
    MAN BOOBS!
    MAN BOOBS!
    MAN BOOBS!
    MAN BOOBS!



  64. 264

    Re: SweetPat – .
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    Yes !
    I want to make Peres snowman too.
    We'll put anal beads around his neck, and we'll use a butt plug for his nose, and we'll use a huge dildo for a broom.
    .
    I'll supply the huge dildo.



  65. 265

    THAT FUCKER IS IN BUENOS AIRES ISN'T HE! THAT'S NO EXCUSE YOU FAT FUCK!



  66. 266

    ATTICA! ATTICA! Not banned but censored!



  67. 267

    Re: orchidgirl – Is it a pony?



  68. 268

    FUCK YOU PEREZ! IF YOU HAVE A BLOG AND IT'S NOT A FUCKING HOLIDAY YOU SHOULD BE DOING YOUR JOB OR AT LEAST HAVE A FILL IN BLOGGER! YOU LAZY FUCK! YOU ARE A PATHETIC BLOGGER!



  69. 269

    Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI – Lmao we all know what u meant…..



  70. 270

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    LettyB,
    I've heard Perez is in Amsterdam. The government there is planning to close the infamous Red District very soon, so Perez flew there to make rounds of all the bordellos for one last time before it's too late.



  71. 271

    Re: orchidgirl – Hey orchid. i envy your weather right now. its snowing and i'm pissed cuz knowing my job, they aint letting us leave early…



  72. 272

    Re: SheriMoonZombie – Lol you like???



  73. 273

    Re: orchidgirl – HOLA!
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    Re: Miss Mottin – MARIO SUCKS!



  74. 274

    Re: mama of 2 – .
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    Mama of 2, darling,
    I miss the naked hunk with the straw in his groin and a Santa hat!

  75. Fire says – reply to this


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    Re: Ceren – LOL!!!
    *
    I wouldn't mind a date with her.
    *
    But I am Man.., not woman!
    *
    Don't tell me Fat arse Perez is sensitive. LOL!
    8
    Plus, I bet you're his Mamma! LOL!!!



  76. 276

    Perez…you've outdone yourself…THAT WAS AWESOME! Loved it!



  77. 277

    Re: LaDiva says smell yo dick…
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    LA Diva,
    I love my South Florida. Sometimes I feel like I am living in a paradise.
    The only problem here is hurricaines.
    I had a tremendous damage during Hurricaine Andrew, and 3 years ago Hurricaine Wilma tore about 200 Spanish tiles off my roof, my bathroom flooded, and all the ficus fence around my property was torn out. Argghhh.



  78. 278

    I know what Perez mom has been up to…….she is the cheetah lady from youtube….



  79. 279

    Re: orchidgirl – yea i miss that sexy as man as well. *tear tear*

  80. Fire says – reply to this


    280

    Maybe the fat F*cker got LAID!!@!@
    *
    Finally!!!
    8
    Then maybe he can stop picking on kids! And pick on someone else his size!
    8
    Then again, no one is his size but an elephant on a binge!!! LOL!!
    8
    Wake up F*cktard!



  81. 281

    Check Page 1 - Game On!



  82. 282

    WTF?? I was on this site about 2 hours ago and this post was here then?? Well have a nice weekend everyone, we're getting a massive snow storm and I get to go home early…whooooohooo



  83. 283

    Re: SheriMoonZombie – GOOD MORNING ZOMBIE!!



  84. 284

    Re: CutieLuLu – BYE CUTIE!!! HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY WEEKEND



  85. 285

    Re: orchidgirl – Oh wow. i guess a few inches of snow is ok then compared to the hurricanes. I went to florida a few yrs ago, man was it hot.



  86. 286

    …I find the animated Perez more interesting than the real one.



  87. 287

    HAPPY LOVE



  88. 288

    Geez Perez~if this was some poor celebrity that you pick on then you'd be saying they were craving some 'me' time. I think you totally stole the title from 'Lil Bush'!



  89. 289

    omg! thats funny- made me think though, you probably were the biggest tattle tale in school! seriously:)



  90. 290

    sad attempt at being funny… boarders annoying…



  91. 291

    awhh
    perez - that was so cute !
    i loved it



  92. 292

    so so



  93. 293

    That was lame!



  94. 294

    oh gawd!!!more fodder for moi! what???the eff?you as a pink haired wannabe fabulous twink??puhhlease you would have been the fat punta in the back row glasses ,sweaty and mono browed.you would have ached to be popular and had pin ups on your wall that you jerked off to.hun….stop re inventing a boring vacuous personality..oh wait you dont have one???"princess indeed"



  95. 295

    Hahahaha that was so funny! XD

  96. Alz says – reply to this


    296

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! That was soo funny and made my day! Thanks.



  97. 297

    ADORABLE
    Loved It!



  98. 298

    OMG!!! That was the BEST EVER! You cease to amaze me! I needed that today– Thanks boo ;-)



  99. 299

    this is fuckin gay, like you



  100. 300

    That was stupid. I may have liked it more if I was 3 years old.

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