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It seems the place to be last night in Hollywood was at the Bar Deluxe.
We went to get a head start on our holiday celebrating with Katy Perry and Paris Hilton.
Oh, yeah, Brandon Davis was there too.
The douchebag threatened to punch us in the face, which many of you might actually like.
We invited him to (knowing full well we'd call the police within 30 seconds of his fist making contact). But, the sweaty bear of a man pussied out.
Pussy!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: December 19, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Re: sheba08 – Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Don't you find it suspicious that the grandparents sent their attorney out to speak for them? After all of these months, I never saw one tear from none of the family and they were always in peoples face screaming at them like they needed prozac. If people went out of their way to search for little Caylee, then Cindy and George Anthony needed to get their butts out there and thank the public themselves. Something smells like a rat.
R.I.P. DEAR CAYLEE ANTHONY 2 YEARS OLD…♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥LUV U ♥♥
Re: If U Seek Amy! – Like, ummm…all caps is not cool eh.
Perez he probably thinks that b/c you are a gayface that you can't defend yourself. Take some Judo classes and kick his ass. I call for a re-match. Who is he anyways?
HAHAHAHAHA….i love this douche bag….
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he has got to be the KING of all douches…..i would call him a dynadouche…..but even that monstrosity of a machine doesnt describe the level of douche that Mr Davis has acheived…
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Re: JokerBaby – the grandparents live about 10 min from me…..its fucking chaos here…..
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Im soooo glad…….that lying bitch will get what is coming to her……and so will the grandparents for helping her cover it up…..
Re: JokerBaby – this whole family is shady….and thats me being nice…..
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the grandparents knew the whole time that the daughter killed Caylee…..and for some reason…….even though Cindy has stated that Casey has been a pathologically lying fucktard her ENTIRE life (and a really bad one at that)…..they still covered for her…..
ewww brandon davis is gross… wait, who exactly is he?!?! is he like even worthy of your blog perez?!?! apparently not because he sure as fuck isn't famous n hes ugly as shit!! TEAM PEREZ =)
Re: JokerBaby – THEY ALL DESERVE TO ROT IN JAIL!
i wondered what happened to that guy from oasis
What a fucking greasy douche!
lolololololololol
Re: Assume the Position! – good evening boyfriend…..
This douche would be super hot if he'd straighten his ass up. Is this what he wants to do is get drunk and doped rest of his life till it kills him?? He has so many opportunities to do good with his life and with his name and money yet he chooses this everyday in his life!
LOVE YOU PEREZ
Him & his greasy bitch brother literally make me ill…they are a PERFECT example of what happens to spoiled brats born with a spoon in their mouth and never having to "work" for anything…disgusting.
He looks like wonky eyed Parasite Hilton, who snuffed a number of dogs one by one, by sticking them in closets when they were too noisy, forgetting about them when she left her crib to turn tricks, and leaving them there to starve to death?
Faggez, you'd call the police???? In my country, things are settled between men and no police get's involved. This proves again what a sissy you are. And knowing you, you'd probably sue him for a lot of money so you could have massive plastic surgery to look Angeline Jolie. Fucking douchebag. I warn you, don't come to Belgium, because you will be kicked
no matter what, I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!
ROLLIN!!!!!!!!!!!
didn't he date mischa barton,
& can you say eww, disgusting.
i think he looks like the spawn of a presley, he looks like a zombie!!!!
LOL . LOL . LOL . LOL . some of u might notice that some posts u WRITE THIS : i've got a new name for perez . fucktard . nice ei ?
i meant me
Re: guilty of being white – why do you even take the time to read his stuff and comment back then?
i'm pretty sure that makes you the one that sucks!
Re: If U Seek Amy! – get a life! you seriously think that taking the time to read this crap and trash talk perez hilton is cool? i'm pretty sure it's not!
OMG someone just shoot him and put him out of his misery. You can tell he STINKS just be looking at him - has he EVER heard of soap, water and shampoo????? I hope he paid for bashing into Pink's SUV a couple weeks ago.
Elvis has left the building!
Re: CrackaJack – ….so what do you call what you just did????
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you read it AND you read the comments….AND you commented….
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fucking retard
that would be a wonderful christmas present, please Brandon, do it. pretty please
From the looks of him, he wouldn't have known which Perez to hit, as he was seeing about 3 or 4 (at least)
So if he is broke how is he getting drugs? Hmmm a trade off of some kind…Greasy Drug Ho
Can you say guido?
Ew! how dare he threaten you!! What a lowlife.
Eh, sick.
Weird how people who "hate Perez" take the time to make an account on here and leave comments. Seems like you people have a little too much time on your hands if you don't even like him… fucktards.
BUT how can you not like him?! Love you
Re: dumb fucker –
I sure hope he and Avril Lavigne are only friends, because that would be nasty.
stooooned!!!
I don't need the cops to fight my battles (was your mom busy?) talking shit and you can't back yourself up, goes to prove again that all you are is a wuss that hides behind a computer.
i don't care about celebrity gossip, i just love perez
what a fucking loser…
real men do not name drop or hide behind the police and lawyers when someone threatens to kick their flabby ass. Jesus Christ, learn to throw a fucking punch.
ew is rite!
O my god- Katie Perry ROCKS and she is suuuuuuper hOT IN PERSON. A fukn GLAMAZON!!!! SHE came into my salon today for a blowout and she's AMAZING!!!!!! AMAZING!!!!!!
BRANDON DAVIS looks like B. Arther after a few cocktails with the gurls- Perez….. u should have let him beat u down…. then u could get in line for all G-Ma Davis's $$$$$$$$ FUK THE DAVIS FAMILY AND that DIRTY WHORE BRANDON- he looks DEAD IN THAT PIC…, LIKE A still from CSI: vegas…. dead dead dead! Ugly puta!
I hope this fat, greasy bastard reads this blog so he knows how much people can't stand him. BD is a worthless human being. Hopefully he will drive off a cliff while drunk one night.
They bitch and moan about paparazzi, but the truth is that if everyone ignored these famewhores for a month they'd do some shit to get their picture posted out of fear people would actually forget about them. Perhaps next time this sweaty hog threatens to hit you if you don't leave him alone you ought to give him his wish and not give the slob any press. What the hell does he do anyways? What is he even famous for, he slammed Lidsay Lohan calling her firecrotch but at least she acts in movies and occasionally records an album.
EWWW! WTF!? Why do you even give him the time on your site. He's just nasty and known for NOTHING.
He probably drove Lezlo to women…YUCK!!!