Ange Is Looking Hot!
Filed under: Angelina Jolie
Ok, so we know this picture is photoshopped. Big time!
Yet we can't stand how freakishly hot Angelina Jolie looks on the January 2009 cover of German Cosmo.
Ange must have borrow Mariah's retoucher!
Posted: December 22, 2008 at 2:15 pm
"Allowing this flaw in judgment to stand would set an unworkable precedent for future elections and cause irreparable harm to the impartiality of this court," said Chief Justice John G. Roberts in his majority opinion. "Furthermore, let me be the first to personally congratulate President Gore on his remarkable come-from-behind victory. May he guide us wisely into this new millennium."
steaming…as always……………..i think i'd care that she was a homewrecker if there had been kids involved……maybe i wouldn't even care..she's that damn hawt!
Re: uncle eldon –
ANGELINA HOLIE IS A HEROIN ADDICT AND BECAUSE SHE IS A DOPE FIEN….HER KIDS WERE BORN ADDICTED….THATS WHY SHIHOH LOOKS LIKE YOU KNOW alittle slow…kinda like BEETLEJUICE hey…
Moments after the court's noontime announcement, Gore was flown to Washington, D.C. aboard Air Force One, sworn in on the steps of the U.S. Capitol, and immediately escorted to a brief victory rally at the National Mall. By 4:30 p.m., his 15 cabinet appointees had been vetted, contacted, and brought to Washington, where they were all simultaneously approved by a majority vote in the Senate.
the airbrushing is so over the top!
Beautiful+talented+exciting =Angelina.
Average+One-dimensional+dull=Maniston.
You do the math.
In his first and last 42 days as president, Gore will reportedly visit U.S. troops overseas, meet with dignitaries from France, Great Britain, China, Azerbaijan, Japan, and Eastern Europe, formalize a plan to bail out the struggling airline and automotive industries, sign the Kyoto Protocol, take a photo of himself and wife Tipper in front of the White House Christmas tree, and ensure a smooth transition between his own administration to that of incoming president-elect Barack Obama.
Nice wig. And airbrush art. The only real thing about her is her skankhood, her psychotic pathology, and her hoebagness—they stay with her wherever she goes.
President Gore will not be the only new arrival in the White House to face criticism, however. Joseph Lieberman—the former independent senator from Connecticut who in just two months has gone from the short list of possible Republican running mates to nearly being ousted from the Democratic Caucus to becoming the first Jewish Vice President—will also have much to answer for.
"Uhh," Lieberman said in his first official address Wednesday. "Umm…yeah."
This is an old picture, I believe.
Anyways, I don't think she looks all that great- I don't see the big hype about Angelina Jolie. I never have… all she's good for is stealing another women's husband apparently. DUMB HO =)
Perez threaten to beat up Greasy Bear.
Re: orchidgirl – BBD gots a bitch in every post!
[re=3241040]Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style
BUTT HAMMER, POST ANYTHING!
hahah she is a whore www.mrpaparazzi.com
Re: LOVE ANGELINA – Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! –
ANGELINA HOLIE HAS HEPTITIAS A B C & D…… &
she is a heroin ADDICT…dont you see the tracks in her arm
Re: orchidgirl – Hello, Orchid Girl! It's 15 degrees here! Send us some sunshine!!!!
Re: bitches –
Oh look, it's Manifer Maniston. You get the award for the
Douche of the Year…past up Brad's babies, what a dick you are.
haha
Re: harrybalsac – Let's git the fuck outta here!
Can we please have a vote to never have Angelina or her 103495 kids or her husband on your site again? I am sick and tired of going to www.perezhiltonangelinajoliemaddoxzaharabradpitt.com
Re: orchidgirl – Hello, Orchid Girl! Send us some sunshine! It's 15 degrees here….
Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze – LOL…I bet she's doing just fine and dandy. I'm sure she's cursing the snow by now though!
Re: Big Black Dick –
what's da matter, run out of assholes to fist…?
how's it hangin? how big is it?haah
DUDE– THEY PHOTOSHOP EVERY SINGLE MAGAZINE COVER. Who gives a shit if Angelina Jolie was airbrushed for a magazine cover? Gurlfriend is sexy as hell, nobody could look that good after twins except for her. YALL STOP HATIN ON ANGIE THE GODDESS
I really think she started' losin' it in the last 3-4 years…
I always thought is b/c she's gettin' old, but now that I see all ur comments, I'm startin' to think it's just KARMA….. buuuuuu…
Re: bitches – YAWN!
Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze – I'LL LET YOU BORROW THE PINK WIG!
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Re: BBBoricua – MUY BIEN! FUISTE A UNA FIESTA? BORRACHA! jajajajaja
This is the ugliest picture I have seen of her. She looks way better WITHOUT photoshop….
or the Incredible Hulk's CGI special effects artist…
Man you sure went after Balthazar and Sienna… but you kiss ass to Jolie and Pitt
She looks heavier than she really is… the photoshopped weight looks much MUCH better!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – WE WILL AGREE TO DISAGREE ON THE ANGIE ISSUE
This "HOOKER" is "UGLY"…
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – MARIO IS A CULERO!
I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING, I NEVER GAVE THIS CHICK A SECOND GLANCE AND HERE I AM TALKING SHIT ABOUT HER!!! I BLAME YOU PEREZ! YOU BREED HATRED!! YOU SPEW VENOM ON PEOPLE AS IF TO BRAINWASH THEM WITH YOUR BELIEFS! NO, I SAY! NO! I WILL NOT BUY INTO YOUR CULT LIKE THINKING!! HELP ME I'VE FALLEN AND CAN'T GET UP
Good Afternoon!…………..icy roads….nation's worst drivers….2 days before xmas…..and mama made record time…..it's going to be a merry fucking christmas!!
WOW!! the magic of photoshop these days!!!!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – No, too cold and too much snow to go out! We stayed home Drinking Coquito!!!
www.xposureuncut.com
Perez… why are you re-posting stuff… Your website is starting to "SUCK"
Nothing is sexier than an old faded tattoo of her old bf on her arm. So why did they cover it up with that kraut label?
Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze –
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? ARE YOU A LITTLE SLOW TOO? WHAT LIKE WENDY THE RETARD OR MORE LIKE GARY?
IF SHE DONT WANT PEOPLE BLASTIN HER FUG KIDS MAYBE SHE SHOULD STOP WHORING THEM OUT…
SHE IS A HEROIN ADDICT AND ALL 3 OF THOSE BASTARDS WERE BORN ADDICTED
SHE IS A HEROIN ADDICT AND ALL 3 OF THOSE BASTARDS WERE BORN ADDICTED
SHE IS A HEROIN ADDICT AND ALL 3 OF THOSE BASTARDS WERE BORN ADDICTED
SHE IS A HEROIN ADDICT AND ALL 3 OF THOSE BASTARDS WERE BORN ADDICTED
SHE IS A HEROIN ADDICT AND ALL 3 OF THOSE BASTARDS WERE BORN ADDICTED
SHE IS A HEROIN ADDICT AND ALL 3 OF THOSE BASTARDS WERE BORN ADDICTED
SHE IS A HEROIN ADDICT AND ALL 3 OF THOSE BASTARDS WERE BORN ADDICTED
SHE IS A HEROIN ADDICT AND ALL 3 OF THOSE BASTARDS WERE BORN ADDICTED
SHE IS A HEROIN ADDICT AND ALL 3 OF THOSE BASTARDS WERE BORN ADDICTED
SHE IS A HEROIN ADDICT AND ALL 3 OF THOSE BASTARDS WERE BORN ADDICTED
THATS RIGHT I CALLED THOSE KIDS BASTARDS….SO WHAT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO…BK REPRESENT BITCHES…..
freakish alright….
groooowwwwlllll!!! I LOVE HER!!!!! Brad Pitt is sooooooo lucky!!!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! –
I MAKE NO SECRET ABOUT IT….I WISH ANGELINA HOLIE & BRAD STUPITT AND ALL THEIR SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW RETARDED LOOKIN KIDS WOULD JUST
GO AWAY
DIE
I DONT KNOW WHATEVER THEY HAVE TO DO TO JUST DISAPPEAR….
is there something wrong with that
AND BABA BOOEY TO Y'ALL……
She looks like megan fox
So, now that Pervez hardly updates anymore, is this what is going to be up for the rest of the day?
Re: MrzMary –
it says Januar 2009.
Meaning January 2009.
OMG I LOVE ANGIE!!!
TAKE THAT MANISTON!
She is soo sexy beautiful!
I think Ciara is the black girl version of her.
Whoever is the photographer that does the airbrushing and photoshopping did a terrible job on the face its SOOO OBVIOUS!
Re: _Alice_ – i agree!!! too bad she doesnt look like this all the time tho!!!!! she actually looks healthy like she's been eating!!
Looking hot… looking airbrushed is more like it.
Over 4 years later and people are still calling her a home wrecker. In case you didn't know BRAD was the one married to Jennifer. Some of you just need to grow up. Name calling is so childish. As for the picture, every picture is photo-shopped. I don't think that's the celebrity's decision, but the magazine. They need to stop doing that, people don't look human. She and other celebrities look good without being photo-shopped.
Re: bitches – why would u say something like that about someone's babies? u obviously dont have kids to know u dont fuck with someone else's kids and say they were born addicted? i'm not a huge angie fan but just because she spoke up and said she used to do drugs does not justify people putting down her innocent babies! its disguisting! karma's a bitch looks like someone's going to be getting a lump of coal this year haha!
LOL @_Alice_ - She does look H O T….and she kept her clothes on!
Re: bitches – honey theres no need to try and blast other people's addicted babies just because you have your own addicted babies. dont feel bad that angelina is clean and beautiful and is married to brad pitt? theres other people with heroin born babies just like you. or maybe you were born addicted whatever it may be that makes u so putrid and hate ful……my point is your not alone…….!!!!!!!!! karma karma karma!
HATERS RELAX! Jealousy is a disease, get well bitches You will never be her, so move on to bigger issues like genocide and global warming. Does this shit really matter? Seriously anyone with a rational sense of anything realizes Angelina's very attractive. Her life with Brad Pitt is none of your business, and thank god he dumped that miserable mess. Imagine living with that self loathing psycho Jennifer Aniston.
Re: jessejames82 – She's not married to him — they like to parade that around…where have you been? Although she probably won't marry him anyway since she knows any two bit whore could steal him away….if he cheats with you, he'll cheat on you.
RAWR!!
I used to really like her as well and that changed when she went and shot her mouth off in one of her last interviews and bragged about "falling in love with Brad on the set of Mr and Mrs Smith". BITCH!!! She didn't have to go there but now it is very clear to me that she just has to keep on hashing it out with Jennifer. Why cant she just leave well enough alone. That was in such poor taste that that really put me off her altogether. She knew that she was stirring the pot when she did that and she did it anyway, cuz what???? Shes gotta be like that? CUNT. I know that she has a very sadistic side to her but that was WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY below the belt. And if she keeps that up she is going to ruin it for herself altogether cuz eventually everyone will turn on her. Shows you just how insecure she really is. UN- A- TRACK- TIVE!@#$
Re: bitches – WELL… I DON'T LIKE ANGIE TOO, I THINK SHE'S A SLUT HOMEWRECKER, HUSBAND STEALER TOO… BUT, I THINK YOU'RE JUST FUCK UP…
HOW CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT ABOUT SOMEONE'S BABY YOU RETARDED???!! I AGREE WITH PEOPLE WHO THINKS YOU HAVE DRUG ADDICT BABIES
WE MAY NOT LOVE ANGIE, BUT YOU CAN'T SPEAK LIKE THAT YOU IDIOT.
I THINK THAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULDN'T LIVE ON THIS EART
SAYING "SLOW MINDED AND DRUG ADDICT" TO A BABY?? REALLY??
NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU, YOU'RE A REAL FUCKED UP TRAIN WRECK
That might be her face circa 1994, but that's not her body. That's someone else's from the neck down. Actually I think it's her face plastered onto someone else's hair and rest of body. Total joke.
shes a skanky bitch
I would LOVE to see this picture pre-shop. I don't find her sexy at ALL.
She is a homewrecking bitch and doesn't deserve to be on the cover of anything. She is hardly hot ! There are plenty of other women in show business that are beautiful and don't steal husbands!
The cover is so air brushed! Freak! I don't like women who steal men!
Re: Ceren – I agree with you!
most beautiful thing ever. always been always will be.
she is HOT!!…. THAT FACE IS JUST BEAUTIFUL.
hot
She looks like a Bratz doll. Ugh. How could she have approved this? I see they managed to take out those fugly veins from her arms and hands. This photo looks nothing like her at all.
Please! That picture is from the Tomb Raider days, circa 2001.
wow..that pic is photoshopped out of its mind!!!!!
she looks like megan fox…wtf…not like its a bad thing but damn….
Perez you are an idiot!
Angelina doesnt need to be retouched- just look at any of the paparazzi photos of her without any makeup on etc.
Mariah on the other hand- can only pose from one angle of her face, so shes another story- dont try to drag Angelina down!!
you Scrooge you!!!!!:)
totally photoshopped and whorishly fugly
Retouched or Not, she's still HOT. love her hair color, dark suits her very well.
But…her children have a home-wrecking adulteress for a mother; the lowest form of a woman.
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Angie's not a homewrecker. Maniston is a plastic surgery fraud who stayed stoned all the time instead of fucking her husband. She got what she deserved and I wish she would shut the fuck up already. Stupid bitch.
I don't think she looks hot at all….She looks odd, but not in a cool way.
oh fuck off, she's still hot mother fucker
WOW - she looks fabulous! Angelina is gorgeous and needs no airbrushing, that was a waste of time. Beautiful darling, just beautiful and sexy, sexy, sexy!!
PEREZ PEREZ, SHE IS NOT THAT HOT! SHE LOOKS LIKE A TATOOED FISH LIPED ANOREXIC! STOP KISSING HER ASS ALL THE TIME! MY GOODNESS.
YOU FORGET SHE'S A HOME WRECKER, HEROIN USING SLUT!
AAAAAAND THE ONLY REASON SHE'S GOT KIDS AND COLLECTING THEM LIKE BOBBLE HEADS IS B/C SHE'S A WEIRDO. GET OVER IT!
EVEN YOU STUPID PEREZ CAN'T BE THAT STUPID , THIS A BIG TIME PHOTOSHOP YOU IDIOT. SHANKLINA IS ONE UGLY OLD RUN DOWN WITH STRECH MARK WITH VIENS ALL OVER HER FACE AND BODY YOU STUPID PEREZ
….EVEN YOU STUPID PEREZ CAN'T BE THAT STUPID , THIS A BIG TIME PHOTOSHOP YOU IDIOT. SHANKLINA IS ONE UGLY OLD RUN DOWN WITH STRECH MARK WITH VIENS ALL OVER HER FACE AND BODY YOU STUPID PEREZ
//….EVEN YOU STUPID PEREZ CAN'T BE THAT STUPID , THIS A BIG TIME PHOTOSHOP YOU IDIOT. SHANKLINA IS ONE UGLY OLD RUN DOWN WITH STRECH MARK WITH VIENS ALL OVER HER FACE AND BODY YOU STUPID PEREZ
..//….EVEN YOU STUPID PEREZ CAN'T BE THAT STUPID , THIS A BIG TIME PHOTOSHOP YOU IDIOT. SHANKLINA IS ONE UGLY OLD RUN DOWN WITH STRECH MARK WITH VIENS ALL OVER HER FACE AND BODY YOU STUPID PEREZ
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All hail Goddess Angelina *sarcasm*
OK I am officially sick of her. Super Mom, Model, Actress, whatever… nobody wants to hear about her perfection anymore!! I swear she's a robot anyways.
Perez, Dont you know that the "I" in MILF stands for I! I doubt that you would like to fuck her as she is not a pubescent male nor does she look like one. Maybe if you were to try fucking a girl I could see SamMan and you give it a go.
all of you people referring to ange as a "home-wrecker" and a "whore" really PISS ME OFF. hello?! there was a marriage, and it was not between jen and angelina… BRAD is the one who cheated. now you can blame it on angie all you want, but this woman runs circles around anyone, especially little miss sad-pants butterface. first marriages come and go, but world-saving baby-mamas are forever.
WHY CAN'T SHE BE ON THE COVER OF THE US JAN 09 COSMO?
WHAT THE HELL DOES BEING A HOMEWRECKER HAVE TO DO W. BEING BEAUTIFUL ?? GOES TO WHOW HOW STUPID SOME OF U POSTING NEGATIVE COMMENTS ABOUT SANTA ANGELINA AND HER LOOKS, ARE !! BUNCH OF MORONS…ANGELINA IS BEAUTIFUL ON THE OUTSIDE AND ON THE OUTSIDE ..BRINGING MUCH NEEDED ATTENTION TO THE PLIGHT OF THE NEEDY ALL OVER THE WORLD..WHAT THE HELL HAS MANISTON DONE FOR HUMANITY ?? OH WAIT SHE IS AN ENTERTAINER..THATS ALL !! BESIDES MANISTON'S MARRIAGE W. "BRAD PITT STAINS" WAS ALREADY OVER BEFORE HE "CHEATED" ON HER W. ANGIE…
WHAT THE HELL DOES BEING A HOMEWRECKER HAVE TO DO W. BEING BEAUTIFUL ?? GOES TO SHOW HOW STUPID SOME OF U POSTING NEGATIVE COMMENTS ABOUT SANTA ANGELINA AND HER LOOKS, ARE !! BUNCH OF MORONS…ANGELINA IS BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE AND ON THE OUTSIDE ..BRINGING MUCH NEEDED ATTENTION TO THE PLIGHT OF THE NEEDY ALL OVER THE WORLD..WHAT THE HELL HAS MANISTON DONE FOR HUMANITY ?? OH WAIT SHE IS AN ENTERTAINER..THATS ALL !! BESIDES MANISTON'S MARRIAGE W. "BRAD PITT STAINS" WAS ALREADY OVER BEFORE HE "CHEATED" ON HER W. ANGIE…
This is the most beautiful example of a female human on planet Earth..,any photoshopping would only destroy the perfection of nature.
she´s the queen of all lady actresses! That´s a woman to look up to. And what comes up to the homewreckin stuff, it takes two to wreck a home. J and Pitt didnt have kids and when two people fall in love, they should be together. Its wrong to stick up with someone in that point. I know you agree. And if A would stole my man i would be at least a little happy it is Angelina and not some nasty hoe.
She's effin HOT! Ya'll just HATING!!!!!!!!!