Perfection, As Always
Filed under: Dita Von Teese

Leave it to Dita Von Teese to look like nothing less than perfection while out Christmas shopping!
The fair-skinned beauty had a small bite to eat with a female friend at The Grill Restaurant in Los Angeles on Sunday.
The two ladies then went shopping for a few holiday gifts from the Yves Saint Lauren Boutique in Beverly Hills.
Does Dita even own a pair of jeans and sneakers?
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: December 22, 2008 at 12:45 pm



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The look on her face is kinda funny
I want to boococky that face!
Is her ass that white too? Let's find out!
Not even close, that jacket fits her AWFULLY. The arms and cuffs are way off. It looks like she threw on a bag. She's looked MUCH better before.
Dude, Amy Winehouse looks better topless than Dita does in that second photo and that's saying a lot since Amy looks about a good as Perez at an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet.
she looks like a ghost
SHE JUST NEEDS TO BORROW MY HAT TO COMPLETE THE LOOK!
she's basically walking on the tip of her toes….OW
she's looking kinda old
simply elegant
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She looks like a drag queen.
Re: harrybalsac – lol
Can't believe she looks that pale in white. Yuck. If people are naturally pale, then fine, but it is obvious she puts on this white make-up to exagerrate it. In the second pic it looks like she forgot to whiten the back of her neck since it has a normal color to it.
she's FUGLY!!!!!!!
NOT perfection. I agree with most of what you observe and say but, her?!?
Why? She is pale, boring, bland, overrated, and has bad taste in men!
I admit that she looks "clean", which a lot of stars don't, but that's it. NOT perfection though, not even close.
SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS…..YOUR SUCH AN ASS KISSING BITCH!! WHY DON'T YOU IDOLIZE SOMEONE MORE WORTHY PF YOUR DUMPSTER DIGGIN ASS
Everybody sing along, "Chipmunks roasting on an open fire" ( what's the matter PETA?) "Jack Frost nipping at your nads!"
when did paisty become hot ? this gal needs to get to a tanning booth immediatly.
DIVA
Please get over this one. She is not attractive. I don't mind her clothes, it's her. Not a good look for anyone.
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – SEXY!
GORGEOUS!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – HEY HOT MONKEY LOVE! HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT WEEKEND
Such a classic beauty. Why would she want to wear sneakers? Her waist is amazing.
I really do not see why the facination with this whore, Perez, and yes she is slutty, not like Miley, not like Jessica not like Venessa but, a real whore. You need to quit hating on the women who actually are well known and not a loser like this female who no one knows, at least not in the straight community, actually I have alot of gay friends and she is no ones icon!!
She is pale and a natural blonde. However, she uses a really white powder to make herself even more ghost-like in appearance. Check out the second pic, the back of her neck is not that pale! She dresses nice and doesn't look sloppy, but I don't think she's "perfect."
Re: The Warden –
LOL
Such a classy stripper
Never thought I'd use those 2 words in the same sentence
Other girl is Ava Garter, a longtime friend and burlesque performer
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Re: Whatever-u-say! –
Great minds think alike. Look a couple of posts above yours.
MY GOD SHE'S UGLY!
Im getting her a sun tan for x-mas….
I like them.
they must be
from upNorth,
they are so white.
shes not pretty at all - she looks so old and has a moon face
Cmon Perez
She looks like a young Neil Sedaka in drag
Your just in love with her under garments
which means ah
well you know fill in the blank
double jointed arches?
YIKES,JUST BROKE ANOTHER ZIPPER IN MY PANTS!!!
Her face is so hideous it scares me to look at it. Nothing about her is attractive. Staying out of a tanning bed is a good idea, but hiding yourself in a cave to be that white makes you look nothing less than sickly. Has she ever seen the sun??? However, she is always well put-together and i can respect that.
I don't mind white skin…I am white and do not tan because I'm not a fucking idiot. However, that woman looks like she's been holed up in a cave for a loooooong ass time. It looks disgusting and sickly. She is NOT hot. She a costumed stripper and nothing more.
That's her mom.
Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI – HOLA! YES I DID!
okay so i don't tan either (wrinkles and cancer are not on my bucket list) but honestly, i think i can see the blood running through her veins…
Wow, she looks like she's about to die she's so pale… jeebus.
Anyways, I don't see why you go on and on about Dita yet hate
Rumer Willis- their pretty much twins in the look department…
like I mean their faces n what not. Only difference being Rumer has
a bit of colour to her.
That HAS to be her sister!
Dita is FAR from perfection. She looks like a cartoon or an avatar. Get a new fucking look Casper!
SHE IS UGLY….JORDAN IS RIGHT DITA IS RANK…..whatever that means
Can't get over Mansons dick was in her mouth.
Re: Solaera –
Actually thats not her mom.
Thats one of her best friend, and fellow burlesque dancer Ava Garter
I don't get the appeal of her at all. She isn't what I think of as beautiful of even pretty. Maybe she could be but I hate that look. It's 2008, not the 1940's…
At least some people here see her for what she is… a stripper and a porn chick. Doing god awful, nasty beef curtain porn is NOT classy. Jenna Jameson was pretty back in the day of having a body - but I'd NEVER call her classy.
She's a Betty Page wanna be…..
Always beautiful…top to bottom!
I think she's hideous!
Re: RubyBlau – Yes it is! I read she's Dita's protoge. Whos dumb enough to pick a 50 year old protoge with a nasty face? At least Dita is pretty with or without clothes on.
Okay, Perez. Admit to us that she's paying you. You never say anything negative about her. Not even that she was a gold-digging, fame-seeking idiot that dating Marilyn Manson. C'mon! You're the only one that publishes her photos regularly and all you do is dote on her. So, tell us. How much can your "approval" be purchased for?
She does GREAT lesbian porn!! Licks the vag like a fucking champ!!
Totally Done from head to toe! Hot is a bit much but she def gets kudos for not pretending she is affected at all by the nightly news. That ensemble could bail out our economy. Depolying the old "be seen with a hag" trick deserves note.
Re: GirlFight – deploying. ugh maybe she could send me to community college to learn to spell. yikes!
Jeez, she matches your home… beige, all beige…. no wonder you like her so much…..
Sorry Perez… but YUK! She is so plastic and phoney (and not to mention famous-for-nothing).
Fairskinned my ass… how about white as hell!!!! That's just way way too damn pale and not cute at all!!!
I would savagely maim innocent animals to acquire her wardrobe; but unfortunately, she suffers from the Rumorolis Willisitis potato-head syndrome. My eyes hurt just looking at that mug!! I do have to agree with whomever said that she looks 'clean.' It's refreshing to see a current celebrity [umm…for lack of a better term] dress with the style and grace of a time long since passed. Too many young women have cultivated the vulgar less-is-more look. Icky….at least Dita covers all that white!!
looks like she didn't do the makeup on her neck properly
she looks like the F-in ghost of christmas
Heh, and you blast that other Manson broad for wearing too much make-up.
That's one white white woman. Can barely tell where the coat ends and she begins. Nice dresser though.
she may be white as rice but she'll get the last laugh when you tanning obsessed freaks get malignant melanoma!
Dita is hott!! Her friend is nasty looking. Thats the girl who tries to be like Dita and has some crappy brulesque act. Ive seen it–yawn!!
Re: Starequisite – Ya she does look like a man!!
she is a fugly pig dog with shit style
Re: PollyW – her act is terrible!! She walks around and poses!! Then tries to act like she's all famous after her show–Ava no one cares! Leave to burlesque to Dita!!
Only Dita can pull off the pale still look! Stunning!
Perez Hates Me ^^
PEREZ, YOUR SUCH A FUCKIN IDIOT, THIS BITCH LOOKS LOOK ELMERS GLUE, THATS FUCKIN NASTY, YOU WOULD THINK SHE DATED MARILYN MANSON OR SOMETHING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CRACK MYSELF UP
Re: Azizeh –
I doubt that she was in that relationship just to seek fame.
Considering she had a very big fan base before Manson was in the picture.
Dita just got more exposure when she dated him and married him. But its Marilyn Manson, he likes to show off his women.
Re: .perezhilton.com –
Yeah she is!
Shes not that bad, Shes only been doing burlesque for about two years. Ava Garter is actually quite gorgeous, but this photo of her looks pretty terrible.
"Say it with me - SUNLIGHT!!!!"
I love that Dita, she's fantastica.
who is she ?
and whats wrong with her ?
i usually really like her…but she doesn't look hot here…not at all.
Re: pretty-licious: haha she totally does!
Her face looks fucked up.
Hey Perez, you forgot to write "WHORE" on her in MS paint and draw some dicks and spooge around her.
After all, how else does one get so "fair-skinned"?
In that bottom picture, she looks a bit like Rumer Willis.
ewww! she looks like walking death!
Finally sth about Dita! U kept us starving… In Europe true Hollywood glam is the shiz.. Dita got it mastered to perfection… I can understand that most of u cant relate that shes not the girl next door… And thats the whole point… She isnt… And thank God! Long live unique personalities!
And yes… she is oozing sex!
she doesnt own jeans. she had a stylist who told her to get some so she fired the stylist.
Does Dita even own a pair of jeans and sneakers?
Who cares? Meh. Feh. Too much Botox and her teeth look yellowish gray from being so vampire pasty.
why do some comments never get posted?
she's wearing clothes??
She's not remotely attractive and shouldn't be a celeebity considering she's living off mansons fame!
Why are you so fascinated by this completely average looking stripper?
too pale… HIT THE TANNING BED ALREADY
She does the vintage dressing thing well but looks so unhealthy. Open the velvet shades, meet the sun, and get some color on your cheeks.
Dita looks so good like always! Ava Garter looks good her self. I seen Ava Garter perform at LCMA last month it was so good. not just anyone could get the dita stamp of approval !
Hey Perez! Your falling asleep at the job! The friend sure does look like one of the sisters from Wilson Phillips…. Wendy Wilson.?
She is very plain looking woman with way too much makeup for daytime. WHAT THE FUCK job does this woman do besides blowjobs on nasty men? She is a dirty pirate hooker and needs to go back to her home on whore island.
but if it were Lilly Allen…..
I'm getting it now!!
The friend is Ava Garter, a protege of Dita's in Burlesque. Come on jealous people Dita is gorgeous especially in person. It is the photo that is terrible.. the photographer obviously needs a few lessons in night lighting.