Miley, Britney & Maniston
Filed under: Jennifer Aniston > Personally Perez > Britney Spears > Miley Cyrus
The New York Post just interviewed us for our new book, Red Carpet Suicide: A Survival Guide on Keeping Up With The Hiltons.
Here are some of the highlights from the great interview:
NYP: What did you think of [Britney's] recent documentary?
Perez: "I just realized the extent of her stupidity. I wonder if she knows how stupid she is. She can barely speak in full sentences. But, mission accomplished. It was a big infomercial for her album, and her album debuted at No. 1. And it served to make us feel sorry for her, even though she says she doesn't want to be a victim. Part of me does miss Crazy Britney."
Who was your biggest villain this year?
"Miley Cyrus. She just seemed to do nothing right. She started off poorly with pictures, leaked from her cell phone, of her in the shower. Then the Vanity Fair shoot, the trashing of her fellow co-stars, dating a 20-year-old when she's only 15 . . . but, whether we like it or not, she's a superstar. She's very crafty at getting our attention."
Jennifer Aniston also seems to be another of your villains.
"I wouldn't call her a villain. I would call her sad and desperate. I'm so confused by her dating John Mayer. She craves her privacy, and he's the biggest media whore out there. He made out with me two years ago. Who knows? I guess he makes her happy."
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you fucking jerk off
You are so full of shit perez, how come you are not compreensive, when you judge yoursefl as a defender of the minorities? come on!
Re: lakerfan100 – #95 TRUE THAT!!!!!
Perez, dude, I am not even a Britney fan and I find your comments about her harsh. I actually saw the "documentary" about her and while it was shameless self-promo for her new album, it also showed us the kind of world she is forced to live in right now. What is waaay more disgusting than that, is the way you call her out and then do the same thing by using her situation to garner more attention for your crappy book. You, my friend, are the stupid one. And for the love of god, leave Jennifer Aniston alone….if she's so damned "boring" and "desperate" then why do you keep talking about her? Again YOU are the one who is boring and desperate. Tick-tock Perez, your 15 minutes are coming to a clsoe…..
Oh you pathetic little queen,calling someone else desperate and sad. You must be such a miserable person.
It's so transparent that you are just trying to ruffle feathers to get some publicity/attention. And enough with telling us about you making out with John Mayer. We're over it.
And this constant mentioning of making out with John…um it was 2 years ago, i made out with a guy two years ago and i can't even remember his name. The reason you dwell on it so much is because that was the most action you have received in your life!
Thank god you left Argentina, Perez. We don't want your stinky fat ass around here.
FAKE, OLD, TRASHY, UGLY, MEDIA HORE
EEEEEWWWWWWWWW your HUMONGOUS HEAD makes me wanna puke
Where the fuck are your 'fans' now? You are so old news….
You made out with John Mayer? SAY WHAT? I agree with you on Britney and Miley, but how can you not love Jennifer? Everybody loves her.
who is buying this shit???
fuck u stupid fat ass.
britney is an amazing person, and she showed her side on that documentary, you are just fucking jealous she might still your "oh so perfect" madonna crown as the queen of pop, even after all she's been through, she sold more cd's than her on her opening week. so shut the fuck up.
oh and miley, you are just jealous she is only 15, rich and has A HOT BOYFRIEND, not like you. ha.
Re: Nanners82 –
AMEN.
ew perez you sound like the cattiest little sellout bitch. you fucking love britney you attention whore!
Get over the fact John Mayer made out with you… you saying that was totally random, too. You said yourself he's an attention whore. He wanted attention, so he made out with a blogger. Um… hello free press.
Ugh, this site is wearing on me.
and I love Jennifer Aniston.
Fatney has always been a dumb hick, just a total airhead who is mentally slow.
Which would explain her retarded cow eyes that are too far apart. She has FAS.
shut the fuck up you think your the shit.
no ones gonna buy the damn boooooooook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao
I like how you STILL mention the fact that you made out with John Mayer, you hate Aniston because she got him. GET OVER IT.
I'm getting so tired of this site.
You poor pathetic piece of shit. I feel like such an idiot coming to your site everyday because you don't deserve the millions of hits you get. How dare you talk shit about Britney like that? I mean, make up your fucking mind, do you love her or do you hate her?? So her documentary was an informercial for her new album. Can you really blame her for trying to get her career back on track??? Besides, at the risk of sounding like Chris Crocker, you don't know what she's been through. And I'm pretty sure she's a lot smarter than you. One day you'll get yours Perez, karma's gonna bite you right in the ass and I hope I'm there to see it. Your can promote your shit ass book all you want, it's still going to bomb.
Perez, PLEASE STOP talking so bad about "Britney being stupid", cause she is not. I mean, look at you. You write about other people's lives for a living. How lame.
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Re: britney_rox –
The irony is Britney will get her karma one day for being a child neglecting, selfish fucking whore. I hope someone kills this ugly no talent worthless whore, along with you britard teenybop bitch.
Re: britney_rox –
You are a pathetic whore and a hypocrite just like your idol.
Britney is the biggest media whore of all fucking time.
she is a fake ass phony slut. I hope she dies soon, she's a full
on cunt. And get of perez's site teenyboppin bitch.
this is all common knowledge, whoever buys this book is a complete moron
Perez - Are you going ot at the very least give credit the Duran Duran for borrowing/inspired for your books title & cover?!
Duran Duran - Red Carpet Massacre - 2007
Re: TakeCareOfUrKidsShitney – And get of perez's site???? I think you mean 'off', and go put your herpe ointment on, those breakouts are making you extra bitchy today : D
you're such a douchebag you are only "famous" for shitting on people
I hope John Mayer got paid for putting his lips any where near yours. You try to cut people down to the bare but then complain about how the gays are being mistreated. Treat everyone like you'd like to be treated or stfu and go back to having your staff draw cum dripping from someones lips.
DEAR BRITNEY HATERS:
You need to stop and just admit how much of an OBSESSION Britney really is to you. NOTHING - and I mean NOTHING - you say about her - either bad or worse - does anything to prove this otherwise. All the attention, debating and energy and time is being WASTED by all of you, when you should be doing much more productive things with your lives.
DEAR BRITNEY HATERS:
At least the fans have every reason and right to be here; we buy her albums and singles and concert tickets, throwing lots of money back into the economy. What the flying fuck do YOU do? You provide more web hits for her sites, more comment counts for her forums, more picture and video views for her photoshoots and performances. No matter what you say about her, you're always the first to catch her on TV, or read her in your shitty magazines, or get the latest updates from her websites.
As much as you would love to see this bitch end, you are only prolonging her longevity and relevance in our pop culture. I do not like Beyonce, she is boring, loud, and has no personality. Never would I ever visit one of her websites or fan sites - not even to see what they look like - even if she did something crazy and was all over the news I wouldn't give a shit because she's uninteresting.
Re: TakeCareOfUrKidsShitney –
What in God's name is the excuse for all of you who obsess over Britney Spears? You're always asking what it is about the fans that love her so much, but really the question is "What is it about Britney Spears that makes you HATE her so much, and yet follow her like a fucking shadow and creep her every move if all she does is frustrate you and make you angry?"
This is a question that is not only valid, but never answered. Never answered because you fucking haters don't know the answer, or perhaps are too much in self-denial to admit what is really going on in that head of yours.
Alot of you are hypocrites, when he says positive things you love him, negative and you hate him. What makes you fools think that if he says negative things about avril lavigne, jessica alba etc. that he won't say shit about everyone else? they're no different! If you truly hate him boycott his website.
People who hate on Britney Spears are the people who are
a) afraid of sex or very sex-deprived
b) overweight
c) people who have the personality of a fucking DISH
d) people who are self-loathing and anti-social
You can bully and slander her name all you want online, but in real life, we all know if you were to speak about anyone else in person like that you'de get your teeth knocked out. You make fun of her and hate on her because - as tired and worn out as this reason is - it makes you feel superior to her. It makes you feel better about yourself and for that tiny moment, your own troubles in life go away.
Britney is like your alcohol; drink her up all you want, but when you run out, your reality hits you and hits you HARD. You secretly hate yourself for drinking too much and getting drunk, and promise never to do it again. However, because you're an addict, you are weak and falter everytime.
It must be so easy to hate on someone when you can hide your name and face. You haters must be such boot-licking pussies in real life.
perez, i love you but, those things you said about britney were sorta harsh. in all respects, her documentary really did make me feel bad for her but i think deep down, she's a sweet girl with all the right intents of having the people who love her and support her understand her.
everything about slutty cyrus and aniston were true though.
miley is definatly a wannbe famewhore and aniston is still, on the inside, grieving about brad.
love you perez, give Brit Brit a break.
I was thinking about buying your book but since you can't stop acting like a bi polar crazy who can't let your stalker love die for Mayer, I'll pass. Best wishes. I don't even think Herpe (wanna be celebrity) Hilton is going to help your book sales. Sorry…. Make better friends.
maybe i know the deal her. maybe perez is scared of some celebrities that is why he cannot bash them. say for example angelina jolie and the von teese something. and he can call britney stupid anytime he wants because she looks helpless to defend herself. perez is scared of gewn stefani, paris hilton, angelina jolie.
hahaha!
perez and his porkhand. hehe!
Re: TakeCareOfUrKidsShitney – WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I DIDN'T SAY SHIT ABOUT BRITNEY…LEARN TO READ COMMENTS FUCKHEAD!
Re: britney_rox – Amen speak the truth HONEY
its people like "Alice" and those other haters who make the world an awful place to live in.
I bet if all those haters met Britney they would probably all line up to get her autographe because lets face their all closeted Britney lovers…i swear to GOD
I have no respect for you Perez.
Wow! This book may clear up some of the misconceptions about you or your opinion!! Will this REALLY let us know where you stand?
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JustMeg8 is right. And uninfluenced: No she's not a hypocrite, because she supports perez and reads his site. Not reads his site then trashes him. Duh? I get the feeling that some of you are not only severely under educated, but also just in general ignorant. Whatever.
Ok this was just cruel and exploitive…clearly just to spike interest and sell books. I normally am a giant fan of perez but the intentions of this interview are obvious.
Perez, i think that honestly sometimes you have no idea what garbage you produce on your website. The way you hate on Britney and Miley is totally out of order. Your a 30 year old blogger calling a 16 year old a slut! I mean come on its a little rediculous did you see yourself in another gay sequel!! madd trashy!!!!. Also hating on Britney after everything she does! Please she has sold of 75 million albums worldwide. Your biggest accomplishment is blogging and hating on how much more famous and talented others are than you.
Okay here goes: I used to love this site, but not anymore since you sold out. The very celebs you make fun of (and still do some of them), you are now getting your picture taken with them at whatever club they let your troll-ass into. I think it's funny how you will talk shiz, and then when confronted (i.e. Posh in the coffee shop), you put ur tail between ur legs and cower. Lame. I think it's awesome that you talked crap about Britney and her new album and her first weeks sales crushed anything you could put out (book or cd). No one wants your book and I doubt they would buy it even if found in the Bargain Bin at a used book store. You post soo many links to it, I doubt it's even any good.
That picture is spoofing an online video of a puppy being murdered in the same manner.
oh, and p.s., I think it would be awesome for The People to show Perez what it's like to be campaigned against and avoid coming to this site altogether. I don't think it would survive very long and I want to see how much he has to fall back on before he goes back to serving coffee and avoiding confrontation from celeb bitches who come for a slap-down.
Re: _Alice_ – Stop hating on britney! she has sold 75 million albums worldwide what do u have to show for your life! what amazing thing have u done that gives you the right to hate on her!
Re: boxingtheclown – YES. i am OBSESSED. perez is a piece of shit. michael k is God.
Okay. I like you and your website, but your calling anyone stupid OR media whore is just funny. Seriously..
I'm not certain about what makes you think you are morally superior to criticize these girls. who the fuck do you think you are? You are indeed desperate for atention when you have to bash people this way so you make sure many peopple buy your crappy book, and what are you gonna talk about anyway? not anything meaningful or intelligent, for sure, so i don't know why you criticize Britney so much if you are probably the biggest self-promoting whore in hollywood. And now it makes sense why you hate Aniston so much… still can't get over that? but the best part is probably the fact that you criticize Miley for being with a guy 5 years younger than her,and YOU A HAVING A INFATUATION WITH a 21 year old boy. You are an idiot Perez
You're a bitch, Perez.
Britney is not stupid. I don't understand why one minute she's "OMG BRITNEY!" and the next "ugh…britney". WTF?
She's crazy talented and you know it.
But I do agree with you about Miley…
Re: Audiboy1 – SAhitney has sold 75 million albums–your words because people like you have POOR taste and a ton of money to waste.
Selling million sof albums doesn't mean she's talent, just that people are stupid enough to buy them.
the difference between perez's site and michael k's site is that the people that read mk's site actually like him…hes so much funnier and has a way better blog….HEY PIGGO…IT REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE YOU ATE OFF THE TOP HALF OF YOUR PINKY IN THAT BOOK COVER…JUST PROVES WHAT A HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO YOU ARE…COULDN'T WAIT TILL THE PHOTO SHOOT WAS OVER TO HAVE A SNACK?
STOP HATING ON JEN ANISTON! MAN YOU ARE A SERIOUS HATER. LEAVE HER ALONE. LET HER LIVE HER LIFE. STOP BEING SO JEALOUS OF HER RELATIONSHIOP WITH JOHN MAYER.
Aniston is just dumb. But her agents CAA are sinister, manipulative, misogynistic and greedy. They don't care what happens to her personally. They are marketing her for $$$. She is just too dumb to think further ahead than a few days at most. Brad, get your MARRIAGE ANNULLED. She never existed in your personal life, it was all CAA's business venture.
Re: britney_rox – I agree! I think Britney is a doll baby! I don't hate on her because I'm a successful educated hunk…and I think Britney is a survivor and a winner. Can't wait for her comeback tour. Sounds creative….and she's got her washboard abs back. Not bad for having two kids.
Re: Sensitivity –
God this is sooo true, perez ! You need to get over it . Mayer was never interested in you . Sort of cracks me up that you are still thinking that he wanted to date you …………..
How long will you carry this torch for John Mayer ?
BS is as fuckin stupid as they get, she needs her daddy to take care of her, she married that other hick federline, she's a horrible role model doing drugs in front of her children and having them taken away from her and oh yeah she can't sing-write-play an instrument etc. she's as stupid as her gullible fans.Re: jimmyjazz – Re: britney_rox – Re: Imaginary__girl – Re: jenny09 – You morons need help bs sucks admit it.
Wow…..I'm never visiting your site again you condescending piece of shit.
wow you dont like aniston because her bf made you with you and your a jealous worthless fat shit. Your more pathetic then i thought. And all your reasons for hating these people are fucking stupid.
Just what the world needs is a book full of your opinions.
YOU CAN'T EVEN WRITE IN FULL SENTENCES!
I'd like to see you get a no.1 album and a bf lard ass!!!! Some people are so jealous of others, makes me sick!
come on you know your a fucking eejit right.your more of a fool than i thought.brineys doing ok miley doesnt give a shit what you think she could buy your family from you.as for jennifer shes just dating somebody,give it up everybody knows your jealous of her because you want john to suck your cock and he wont.you never made out with him move on homo.
your funny how you have all this resentment against jennifer aniston because why????she took time in her life married and unmarried to work on her career and didnt give up her own lifr for a man and then she got divorced in the worst manner ever because her husband cheated and the whole world was watching.so she took her time to meet other men and get to know them,done a bit of dating here and there and gave herself time to heal and move on.when shes ready to settle with children she will do so carefully and when shes ready…..And lets me see here,you respect a woman like jolie who treats her father like shit,cuts herself takes drigs for years,makes out with woman for attention steals other peoples men(brad is not the first)and then blows out a million kids to hold on to him,mmmm,im confused so who do you respect??who seems like a great head strong woman here and whos an insecure whore????FUCKING FOOL
THE FACTS SPEAK LOUD AND CLEAR ITS JUST A MATTER OF HOW YOU WANT TO LOOK AT IT SO LIE TO YOURSELF ALL YOU WANT CAUSE I HAVE A FEELING JEN ANISTON HAS HER LEGS IN THE AIR HAVING THE TIME OF HER LIFE RIGHT NOW WITH A CUTE YOUNG MAN LOVING HER UNBELIEVABLY HOT BODY,JOKES ON YOU FATTY.
a lot of people are definitely dissin this post..
I dont get why you are trashing britney
I thought you were supporting her.
or maybe you were kissing up to her? i dont know.
but i DO NOT miss crazy britney… in fact i dont even like to call it that. because if you clearly watched the documentary she explains most of the stuff and its really hard to be a mother with a million cameras in your face at all times.
It was entertaining for a while watching a superstar fall.. but now shes back and better than ever and the britney we all love and know will be wowing us again
SO STOP TALKIN SHIT BITCCCCH
Perez - Are you going ot at the very least give credit the Duran Duran for borrowing/inspired for your book's title & cover?!
Duran Duran - Red Carpet Massacre - 2007
oh dear, wtf is wrong with your pinky? It looks seriously deformed. Btw i love the front cover of people stamping all over your fugly face. Needles to say you go on about how much you hate miley (who is a teenager) meanwhile you act as bad as her, "i made out with him 2 years ago" get a grip and a life.
btw i can't believe you enjoyed someone's mental breakdown. You sick bastard.
I agree with all your comments except for jennifer aniston.
It's nice to see you have the exact same point of view of Britney as I have.
I think it's allllll an act.
Britney don't give a fcuk about your opinion. I can't believe that a friend of mine loves you. And she wrote that wiht my (Nick-)name (-how can I change my password?, were my 1st thoughts)… You are nothing. She's everything. And that's the point. And no, I will definitely NOT buy your stupid book. Merry Xmas, dumbo!
Jennifer Aniston is sad and desperate? Question! What are you then?
*Correction for the other comment: with, DON'T.
Sorry, but I don't have much time for this.
Fuck you Perez! I know you were picked on in high school, your daddy left you, and you used to be FAT, and now your book will FAIL!!
I am sure as hell not going to buy it, some wanna be work of literature that is full of nasty, unoriginal comments about celebrities which can be read for FREE on your website.
Actually, maybe i will buy it when it goes to the bargain book shelf for $4.99. Yes, that is what i will do.
Perez, Im sorry, but you are a complete and utter walking contradiction, who say you hate nasty shit talkers, well sonny, you ARE a shit talker. You bash Lilly Allen for saying whats on her mind, you make her out as a total bitch, when actually you are WORSE than her, she says things a little more tactfully where as you are just plain old vicious. What kind of role model are you? And as for Brit Brit, you either like her or you don't, just leave it out because it seems to me no matter how hard she tries or well she does you always ridicule her attempts. Seems like the only pricks you actually LIKE or are NICE about, is you Bff Katy Perry (who is totally manufactured and lacks in real talent or presence) and any Male specimen, because lets face it, you would Tap anything.
PS, you are off of my Faves, bye bye perez, we all just saw you for the shallow morron you are.
Oh and yeah whatever, YOU made out with john mayer? have you ever looked at yourself. You are just a fame hungry prick.
you're a fucking asshole perez.
britney has a fucking career, unlike you who hides behind a computer.
britney is BEAUTIFUL,TALENTED, and SMART.
it's time for you to grow up a bit.
:)
ahahaha i luv the miley cyrus part. for a middle aged man perez, you aren't afraid to speak the truth of a teenage girl…..
the truth
YEAH AGREE MILEY IS A SLAG SHE IS THE SAME AGE AS ME BUT SHE ACTS LIKE SHE IS 25 CAN'T STAND HER