Oh how the loony have fallen!
Reviews of Tom Cruise‘s Valkyrie are beginning to trickle in, and they are not pretty!
One such review calls Crazy Eyes’ performance “distractingly bad,” “overshadowing” the pristine production of everyone else’s work in the film.
From the production design, to the locations, to Bryan Singer’s direction, to Cruise’s supporting actors (Kenneth Branagh, Tom Wilkinson, Terence Stamp, Bill Nighy, and Eddie Izzard), the film is supposedly spectacular…with just one little problem: Cruise himself.
And then in “a scene that’s supposed to be pivotal and poignant – when Stauffenberg [Cruise’s character] reluctantly thrusts his partially amputated arm in the air and declares “Heil Hitler!” – instead comes off as laughable.”
We hear that Xenu is not such a great acting coach.
Is it time for Suri to embark upon a paparazzi world tour?
She might be the only one paying the bills soon!
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