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Merry XXXMas
Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Robert Pattinson
Even though we're pretty sure some ambitious tweengirl hacked this together from an American Apparel ad, it's still nice to imagine.
But that pose makes him look amputated!
Tyranasarous Banks would have something to say!
Posted: December 23, 2008 at 4:52 pm
ahaha he does look amputated!
haha, loves it.
that is the most awkward picture i have ever seen
first!
nice,……………………………………….?????????????????????????????????
OMG he looks super sexy he's a lil sex kitten MEOW!! i love him to death!
tyra is such an old hag cougar hoe.
ugh i hated that fact she was all flirty with him on her show. i mean yeah i'm a bit jealous, but i'm also disgusted, she could be like, HIS MOM!
haha
Wish it wasn't photoshopped… But, alas, it is… : ( I love R-Patz!
the original model really needs some posing lessons. his arms and legs look pretty darn weird.
he should call topper for some advice on his grooming….those thighs look untouchable…………….on a positive note….i saw the highly photoshopped twilight poster yesterday and actually got a little damp
yay im still first.
i forgot to add tho, he would look sexy as a model.
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I am confused.
Is it RPattz?
And where is his Twinkie?
he has a hairy chest so it isn't him… first?
It is actually him though
It's not photoshopped
this pic has been up since november like 20
how r u just now finding out about it
been on my fone since december 10
OK,,,looks like fun!
He did used to model…….hmmmmm
scrawny
THAT IS JUST WRONG !!! and a BUZZ KILL
HOLY FUCK NUT!
JESUS! I'M GONNA DIE!
WOOT WOOT!
GIMMIE MORE!
oh hells yes
oh dear.
this is definitely not fierce. where's mr and ms. j when you need them?
ahh.. but to see R Patz in his undies… wouldnt that be nice.. sigh!
LMAO!
i love rob, but this is just so funny!
;)
niiiiiiiiiiice even though it looks like he has no hadns
That's so not him!! But, cute undies!
Now I see why so many people think he is just a "Flavor of the Month"…….
I found this picture on the internet like a month ago. It's definitely one of my favorites.
But now that you mention it, he does look like an amputee.
…………………………….still an undeniable babe, though.
At first I thought he was posing next to a christmas tree…
Anyhow, not hairy enough to be him.
hope that is him cuz those are the same type of underwear my boyfriend wears…im so lucky
he does look amputated.
but its still hawwwt, y'all (:
Holy Hell! This is the stuff dreams are made of!
i think i'm in Love thats so sexy
soooo what! hes still hawt!!
Omggz please be real…
Hahaha. Too funny. I wonder what Rob would think?
i hope he does one of these photo shoots one dayy
ahhh!
Gay..gay…motherfucking gay!
rpattz has a lot of chest hair, soo unfortunately isnt him
It is photoshopped. I've seen the original.
even though that's photoshopped… his smile just makes it work
Okay Im gonna say it…I had to sign in to say it. It seems like he is not packing much for Christmas. Im sorry……still cute tho.
soooooooooooooooooo hot!!
hahaha…even if it is really him, he looks a bit scrawny, but he is still hot!!
this has been all over the web for about a month already. old news, perez. sorry but you lose again.
I believe it would be spelled 'Tyranosaurus'.
OMG PLEASE BE REAL, PLEASE BE REAL!
jajajjaja so funny i love rob and its so nice to enter and see him here! thank u so muchhhh perezzz! really grateful
LOVE YOU ROBBBBB
please be real mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
omg this just made my day!!!!!
thank you perez!
i love you rob!
WTF…GROSS!
its not photoshopped
i saw this for the first time about 2 years ago
he is lovely
Faked. The overly dark chin shadow is to hide the rest of the old picture that didn't get covered by R-Patz head.
omg omg omg, he looks so fucking hot!
i just emailed this pic to my blackberry=)
if it was real.. i'd say that he needs to work out a lil hahaha :]
cutie face though
is this photoshopped?
or is this an ad from way back then? lol
i love you rob!!
oooooh my lord (:
That is not Robert although I wish it was…but not enough hair on the chest to be him…
he's so sexy!
such a cutie face! lovelyyy smilee….sigh
this is wayyyy photoshopped and I really hate this picture XD *gags*
Love you Rob!
I don't think it is photoshopped
I took courses in graphic design and photoshop for years, and you can usual clearly see it.
Robert did modeling when he was younger to pay his way through school and I've seen this many times before, it's real.
Sadly…I mean GOSH PEREZ that's the most embarrassing pic to post on here! sooo many ppl will see this…I just find the pic awkward lolz
ppl that was him when he was younger, like he said he did modeling when he was like 15. And he actually doesn't have that much chest hair haha
just enough to make immature little girls scream in terror! lmao
this is beyond photoshopped!
the chest isnt hairy enough to be robs! and look at the "shadow" around the chin! totally facked
*le sigh*
it would be nice to have a REAL robbie in his undies picture though
merry christmas!
that is sooo photoshopped….i bet he looks much better than that naked ;p
This is an old picture ! Nonetheless still jshdjjdahdjksa
Re: Frickah – So I wasn't the only one that thought so?
this is so photoshopped, but still, one can dream!
IT REMINDS ME OF THAT FREAKY MOVIE, 'BOXING HELENA'.
he don't have it that SMALL! I mean… he's BRITISH!
OMG I SAW THIS PIC AWHILE BACK!!
HE IS SOOO SECXY THE STUFF I WOULD DO 2 THAT MAN!
Too slender for my highly developed taste.
omg too funny, poor Rob
omg…amputated indeed lol!
come on why are some of you guys going crazy for this guy? he isn't even all that.
very edward cullenesque
OMG drool!
i love this boy !
omgee!!!! i would be soo embarrased photoshopped or not. this is hot and hilarious and disturbing all at the same time!!!!!
still cutieful. x
yum but yeah he looks like an amputee
wowowoooo ! maybe it is real.. ) love him
Perez Hates Me ^^
this is my ex's body
johnny simeanakis.
that's really amusing
WTF with his hand..???
look's like somebody cut it off.. LOL
Even though he looks rediculously cute in those little red undies… I can't get over the amputations at the wrist.
Come on! ANTM Rule #1!!!
People only like him because he played a character that everybody obsesses over. He's nothing special and I see more attractive men everyday. Gheesh… he's cute and somewhat attractive, but nothing to go ga-ga over.
Perez you really should have put the manip of Rob's head on Ryan Phillippe's body in the santa suit. HOT !
Loves it.
omg, as IF - this is super BAD PHOTOSHOPPED CRAP! The head looks like it's floating - totally doesn't match up at ALL - I mean, I wish I could see Rob in his ginch, but this is so not him. Nice try, though, Perez… I'm sure it's all you think about. Can't blame you, really… he's ridiculously HOT
GREAT CHRISTMAS GIFTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahaha that looks soooooo…well….awkward… RPattz's face is cute as a button as always but…something is off with his body…
ew it looks like his left hand is missing
Re: MrHappyJavaMan – Good call!
soooo not him… if u notice in alot of his pics there is chest hair peeking out from the tops of his shirts… no chest hair on this bod at all. Plus im sure Yummy Pattinson has a much bigger package
ugliest underwear imaginable…even worse if they're white
**faint** Perez this is too much I cant handle it! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
looks real to me. saw this pic a while ago. fantasies ensue….
Im a big RPattz/ Spunk Ransom fan, but this is def. not his best picture
Seriously he doesnt look good here at all..
(Please dont hate on me)
Is that real?????????? OMFG!
Re: loves_them – YES that one is hot!
this…ruins…robert…for…me….
I'm glad it's a fake…cause well, you know red is supposed to make things look BIGGER