Merry XXXMas
Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Robert Pattinson
Even though we're pretty sure some ambitious tweengirl hacked this together from an American Apparel ad, it's still nice to imagine.
But that pose makes him look amputated!
Tyranasarous Banks would have something to say!
Posted: December 23, 2008 at 4:52 pm
God I love him!!!!!
HAHHHHAHAHA it does!!!!
Do you want to ride in my mercedes boy? Tell me what you're going to do with me. If you want to ride in my mercedes boy there are so many things
that I'm going to do to you. God only knows!
This is 100% the best christmas present ever. Thank you Perez, haha.
I'm pretty positive it's photoshopped because it started floating around during the time when Twilight was filming. Either way, no comment.
Wow i am not suprised but he does look kind cute at the same time. But next time he should put some clothes on because he looks better that way.
His chest was harrier in twilight so it can't be him, but still freaking sexy!
Loves it…hence why I emailed it to perez haha. Found it on someone's myspace page but origin…unknown
I don't care if it's real or not, it made my day! LOVESIT!
haha
made my day
but why does his leg look like that
def not him, but hot nonetheless!
Desperate much?
Perez I want to whole heartedly thank you for your posts on Robert Pattinson. You are one of the only blogs that truly appreciates his beauty and does a sufficient amount of posts on him. There is just something about this kid that I love and I totally can’t get enough. I’m 24 but he totally makes me feel like I’m 15 again. : ) Your site is keeping me from flying over to London and becoming a total stalker this holiday season. Even if this isn’t really him, I love to see his face! THANKS PEREZ!!
: / ……….
baaaaahahahahahahaha
I'm not sure why this is funny.
btw, since those aren't white what would you call those?
reddy-tighties?
My mom bought my 5 year old cousin almost the the same pair a couple of christmas's ago. xept his had spiderman on it.
def photoshopped
How cute! Red undies is always a PLUS! Whoo! I can see he is kinky in bed! *YUM*
Hum i don't think it's him… he wouldn't do that, he's too body conscious and he's a little more hairy than that
whatever its its photoshopped… its SOOOO CUTE.
this pic is really really old. he's still hot. even though it looks like he's cut off at the knees. i'd still fuck him
This pic is real, it is from his modeling days when he was young. RPattz himself has said that he modeled for awhile when he was younger, but they stopped hiring him for stuff when he stopped looking so effeminate and grew chest hair (that was during the days of androgynous models). The first time this pic surfaced was right after Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire came out (he played Cedric Diggory). It is NOT a manipulation. He was like 15, so people should quit criticizing the size of his package and his lack of chest hair.
He is such a cutie but this pic looks personal and displaying it like this is so wrong…
HOLY SHIT HE'S SO FUCKING HOT!
fake, but, oh my…
HAHA, you know Tyra is wacking off to this somewhere, smiling all the "way to her eyes!" Holy hell, she got really moist with Mijo when he bit her! It totally looks like he's being molested by some perv in a motel room circa 1977~lol
looks like his winkie got amputated too
Re: JustSayin –
Totally Boxing Helena!
I thought I was the only one that saw that fucked up movie.
purrrrrr….
…
ok
He looks a little bit like the kid down my block. Except with bushier eyebrows. 0_o
Whats the fuss over? I must be missing something. I will have to watch another movie with him in it to see if he actually has any talent. Twilight was so one-dimensional… I doubt anyone can really gauge talent from it.
I don't think this is real. Can a celebrity sue over stuff like this, for misrepresentation?
um thats not his body! i know r-patz from head to toe and those are not his shoulders. and his stomach hair is all the way up his chest
he looks like he has no legs and hands! that is so not my mans bodyy!!
ugh it bothers me cuz THATS NOT HIS BODY.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
omg, I just image googled Tyra's man and he's old as shit! No wonder she watns a piece of the Pattinson Pie, she's working with some seriously geriatric dick right now! Poor ty, ty….
fake or not, it's made me jizz 4 times.
wow thats kinda weird….
he's a cutie but not in that pic he just looks awkward.
but he can to me any time lol
this is photoshopped. ive seen the original. i belive its matthew lush in the original? but yeah this is fake.
awh! hes soooo cute! his smile is so warm.
WHAT SORT OF SHIT IS THIS.
great one tho.
Like someone said earlier, I thought it was Christmas Tree next to him! LOL But seriously..WTF?? R-Patz. is friggin hot beyond belief, but I highly doubt he would do this..lol..Good times tho.
This is one ugly dork! Perez, are you into ugly eastern European underage twinks? You're sick.
yea I don't think that's Rob…..he freaked out about having to take off his shirt in Twilight so I highly doubt he would be taking pictures in his undies. It's a nice thought but I highly doubt Rob goes around taking pictures in red underwear
Hahahaaa, when I first saw this picture I thought the story was going to be something about how he had his limbs amputated. Awkward…
…and I have no idea how anyone finds him attractive whatsoever.
what???
That is only Rob's head. That is not his body. So fake.
ha ha ha ha ha..he does. Love the her new nickname,
lol.. lovin this fake. Rob's chest is way more hairy lol… anyone see Twilight? psht.. good photoshop work tho! He can give me his package for Christmas.. Ahem… err, yea!
I don't think thats his body…I'm pretty sure Rob has a bit more chest hair
first off, my name says it all.
2nd of all, super old manip. really, it's what people call old meme. look it up.
this is the first time i've actually taken time out of my daily schedule to come to this site. and i'm glad i did, because now i can ridicule you like no tomorrow. you talentless hack.
and oh, yeah, stop stealing news and gossip from other sites and not crediting them. pretty much why you're known as a douche, you douche.
This picture doesn't serve him justice hahah
this is definately photoshopped, because i saw it ages ago and the photoshopper admitted that she just stuck his head on some random model's body.
good photoshop skills though
i love robert but this pic is disgusting !
Gaaah, this is such an old photo! Hope he's been working out. He's so gorgeous NOW, but wait till he gets abs!! *faints*
i swear, for a second i thought it was justin timberlake!
WOOOW> when i first saw this i was like "RPATTZ LOST HIS HANDS" and then i was like "i bet he wishes he was a werewolf because then he can just stick them back on.. hold them to the wrist for a couple of days.. then be cured" yes all of this DID go through my head!
he looks like he hasn't got any hands.
Great, now he's proabably going to go work out to look MANorexic
I guess because of the pose, looking at it makes me think I shouldn't be.
Poor Rob, the things people do with his pictures….
I want a naked picture!!!!
OMG, that´s a fake pictures right? hahahahahha
I bet he has a nice, long, thick, furry, uncut cock. Delicious!
sexxy
That's a fake photograph.
Rob is beautiful, Tyranasarous Banks…LOL…can't stand the girl…but sometimes she is so weird is funny. I don't know if the photo is real or not, I read in other sites that is definitly a fake…so who knows
Re: theamericanidol –
Why would you send this to Perez?
Is he thinking? I HOPE MICHAEL JACKSON see's this picture? I hope I am not too old?
Re: xoxoprivatexoxo – XOXOPRIVATE + I DIDN'T SEE IT AT FIRST "LOL" GOOD ONE…
PLEASE — PLEASE — A DESERVING CAUSE — PLEASE — PLEASE
Please donate and help those born without Looks, Legs, Or Talent. Give Now There Is Still Time Before Christmas.
–PLEASE — PLEASE — A DESERVING CAUSE — PLEASE — PLEASE –
Please donate and help those born without Looks, Legs, Or Talent. Give Now There Is Still Time Before Christmas.
awkward, he really does look amputated!
it's him or not… who cares?? santa came earlier…
) xoxo
This pic has been on the internet for a few years. I don't believe it's photoshopped, because it's supposedly from back when Rob modeled and before he had chest hair. Like I said; I'm pretty sure it's real.
SEXY
I LOVE HIS SMILE =O
HAHA… HES STILL LOOKIN FINGER LICKING GOOD.
i know he used to model when he was younger… so maybe that's from then. it sure looks like his hairy legs. but it could be photoshop too. oh well… his smile is still great.
this is a fotoshop!xD
ya this is photoshopped. my friend found both the originals.
ewww….your right…he still look sexy though!!!:D
If he were amputated it would be better for me. He wouldn't be able to runaway from me when I kidnap him. LOL
that looks so creepy. he does look amputated!!!!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww look at his face!
such a nice and cutie smilee! awwww …(sigh)
haha tyranasourous
god that is great XP
i just creamed my panties! haha
well it's probably faked but its kinda nice…
but it also looks kinda amputated…
who ever faked this need to practis a lil bit.
that has to be photoshopped…rob has quite a lot of chest hair in the movie/other pics so i really don't think that is him.
lol. awful pic either way.
it most likely is fake but hey i cant hate so im appreciatin hahah lmao i no cheeseyy
Photoshopped Robert and Perez Hilton: Causing young tween girls to experiment with masturbation just in time for the holidays! Merry Christmas to all!
thank you perez
That my christmas gifted all you have to do is rap it up
Wow - he looks like a Ken doll. Where's the beef????
this is real! this is reli rob!!!
he took this when he was 15
maybe he didnt hv a hairy chest when he was 15
it is a very merry christmas know!!
hahahahah loves.
lkasdjfaskdlfj OMFG so hot
He is not that muscular, and has hair on his chest. Definitly a fake.
But we can still dream.
it also looks like his hand is amputated too
but i still love him