Merry XXXMas
Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Robert Pattinson
Even though we're pretty sure some ambitious tweengirl hacked this together from an American Apparel ad, it's still nice to imagine.
But that pose makes him look amputated!
Tyranasarous Banks would have something to say!
Posted: December 23, 2008 at 4:52 pm




yum ;P
okay this is an old american apparal ad.
Rob is way hairier than that.
perez chokes his chicken to this. you know u loveeeeeeeee it.
yeah he does
but he's cute anyways
OMG!!!!! He is supper hawt and sexy as hell!!!!!!
he looks weird
but still hawtt
sofuckinghot iwanthim
Rob has the happiest smiling face….it's contagious…. But seriously, this is an awkward picture… The face doesn't match the body….the face should have a look of discomfort….
Wow, if this is real… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That's emberassing! That pose never has and never will be sexy.
even amputated, he is still the most beautiful thing ever to grace america with its presence, how selfish of england to hold him hostage for 21 yrs.
Wowzers WooHoo LOL =]
a-yummmm.
Such a total freak'n Hottie!! I wish we could get some pics that were real though? Come on…someone has to have the dirt! Couldn't we just ask him to do a semi-nude photo shoot??
sadly, i think it is photoshopped. but alas, we can all dream