Lance Armstrong To Be A Father Again!!!!!!!!
Filed under: Exclusives! > Lance Armstrong
This is a-m-a-z-i-n-g.
Not only is he returning to racing, but he's also gonna be a dad for the fourth time.
Lance Armstrong has super sperm!
Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that the multiple Tour De France winner is expecting a child with his girlfriend, a non celeb.
"Lance and Anna [Hansen] have been quietly dating since July," a source tells us. "They met through Lance's charity work. Anna works at a non-profit for cancer survivors."
The two are said to be "thrilled" with the joyous baby news.
After Armstrong found out he had testicular cancer in the '90s, he had his sperm frozen. The three children Lance had with his ex-wife were conceived through in vitro.
Now, all these years later, his sperm is active again - something that only occurs in a handful of testicular cancer survivors.
Lance and Anna's baby was not planned but it's a little miracle.
"They couldn't be happier," a source tells us.
Lance Armstrang is totally a real-life Superman - and he totally has super sperm!!!
Congrats!!!!
[Image via WENN.]
Re: Assume the Position! – Note to self: Sensitivity wants Topper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AND MOST OF ALL…
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KISSES PEREZ AND HAVE A DIVINE CHRISTMAS AND AN EVEN MORE
DELICIOUS NEW YEAR!!!
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KISSES TO TEDDY ESPECIALLY!!!
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MORE TEDDY VIDEOS PEREZ DARLING!!!
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Re: LG LOVES STOCKING STUFFERS! – You sexy Doll……Have a great Holiday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: LG LOVES STOCKING STUFFERS! – Merry Christmas Sexy Doll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lance may have lost a ball, but he's still a dick. He is a dirty little manwhore. No wonder he is announcing plans that will keep him away from home.
Re: Assume the Position! –
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AND MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOUR SISTER TOO DARLING WHO
INTRODUCED SUCH A SEXY STUD TO PEREZ HILTON!!!
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Re: LG LOVES STOCKING STUFFERS! – Thank you! My sister is amazing………………….she helped me when I told my parents I was gay! She is such an angel and I adore her!!!!! She is kind and articulate like you!!!!!
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I wish you the best Holiday!
Re: Mistress – Mistress…send me some energy to finish my wrapping…..mama's taitai….i'm starting to loose track of who's getting what, wrapping and unwrapping gifts b/c i'm paranoid i forgot to take off price tags….and crikey!…..Have a Merry Christmas!
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p.s. #98 perfect depiction of our dysfunctional lovable posse
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Mistress, darling,
Thank you so much for your wonderful note !
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MamaJud,
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Sweetheart Sweetpiece,
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Mama of 2,
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Biggest Boss,
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Thank you for making me laugh so much !
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Merry Christmas and happy holidays, and many more laughs !
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Night all!
Dearest LG!
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Peace be with you!
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A little note to Orchid, remember "People who need people are the luckiest people in the world!"
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LOTS OF LOVE!
I love how all of you left out Hot Monkey because he stood up for me!!!!!!!!!!
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Hot Monkey I wish you a very Merry Christmas…….sorry the "posse" you love supports Orchid Slut and ignored you!!!!! The Monkey is loved way more than pale Orchid……you guys are sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Assume the Position! – Note to self…the posse is a joke! any mother fucker can claim to be a member!!!!!!!!!!!! Shit they claim dumbass, pathetic Orchid!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Assume the Position! – Note to self: The posse is a fraud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Assume the Position! – They didn't even mention the Cow!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys should be ashamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Assume the Position! – #115.
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MY APOLOGIES TO HOT MONKEY!!! LG ADORES THE MONKEY AND HAS AT TIMES BEEN "ON THE MONKEY" LIKE DOROTHY'S LOSER HUSBAND STAN SBORNAK ON "GOLDEN GIRLS!!!"
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HOT MONKEY WAS A V.P. OF LG'S FIERCE ORGANIZATION D.I.S.S!!!
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THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN BEFORE YOUR TIME, DARLING!!!
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MILKY MILKY, AS YOU MAY KNOW, WAS AMBASSADOR TO CANADA OF THE D.I.S.S. ORGANIZATION AND OF COURSE IS GREATLY LOVED BY L.G., AS WELL!!!
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Re: Assume the Position! – #115 Mistress did not forget Hot Monkey - this would be quite impossible.
Our udderly beautiful cow is not here at present to say hello to.
I will also send my Xmas wishes to you in the hope that we can all enjoy a happy season and the best 2009 has to offer.
do you realize that almost 98% of the men diagnosed with testicular cancer survive? its not very hard, dont make Lance out to be a super hero, he's just a regular guy who can ride a bike well and dumped his wife when he got famous. WHAT A REAL LIFE SUPERMAN!!
Re: Assume the Position! – #116 Am not sure whether to retract greeting after your next post "the posse is a fraud and any motherfucker etc" - I was under the impression you were a friend of the posse, except of course your OBVIOUS dislike of Orchid & Sensitivity, but these new comments seem to indicate another change of heart. Please clarify your position.
It don't take no "superman" to make-a de bebe…another out-of-wedlock illegitimate addition to our over-populated world created with careless abandoned breeding by those self-absorbed & the selfish who don't feel complete without this latest accessory. Very sad.
Re: mamajud – NO pregnancy should be a "surprise" unless you're an idiot!
Re: mamajud – LOL - I haven't even started my wrapping yet. I spent most of the day attempting to bake triple choc muffins to distribute to our clients and suppliers. My kitchen looks like Beirut on a bad day. Am waiting until the children are asleep to start wrapping - it's already Xmas Eve here in Oz (6pm). The countdown to Santa has begun . . . (o:
Re: Esther LaVerne – Back off - Mama is NO idiot and you are treading dangerous ground assuming as much.
Show a little Xmas spirit.
I think your all pathetic when u say that they need DNA tests it says in the fucking article that it happens rarely for all you idiots out there that doesn't mean it's impossible!! And as for them bring sluts and whores after 6 months I know couples that after 4 months had a child and are together still 12 years on. So get over yourselfs you are all pathetic when you slag them off your just jealous!!
Re: Esther LaVerne – i'd say in his circumstances…..surprise would be the first reaction to a little + sign
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Morning Bitchtress, Merry Christmas.
Once in Datona Beach years ago when I didn't know not to swim in Tropical Hurricane waves, I almost drowned. As I was having wave after wave run over my head and the undertow pull me under,,I saw my mom and sister standing on the beach watching me drown. I prayed and all the sudden the ocean spit me and my cousin out. I have never forgot how Big God is and how small I am. Want to see God, go to the Ocean or look at the Sun.
Merry Christmas to all and forgive me if I am a jerk, I joke alot.haha
Lance Armstong, didn't you leave someone that had cancer. I hope you don't leave your kids. Just joking. NOt.
Yeah, right he's "thrilled". He knocked up some chick who was probably a one-night stand. "Girlfriend", my ass.
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WHAT A LOVELY TALE, DARLING!!!
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KISSES,
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you sure he's even the father? maybe the no namer is out to get him and his monies?
His one nut must pump out huge amounts of cum!
Fuck Lance Armstrong! That womanizing cocksucker ditched his wife for Cheryl Crow, then dumped her when he found out she had cancer? What a complete douche! Wow, he has all the requirements to pass as a 'hero” in the US of A!
Cheryl Crow must be PISSED!!!
Wait a sec, wasn't he just f!@#$% Kate Hudson? Boy does Lance get around and fall in love and make babies fast! DAYUM!
He will kick her to the curb as well,the stupid ugly douchebag.
If the kid is his, I doubt he's thrilled. The whole reason he and Sheryl Crow split is because he didn't want any more kids.
I wonder how long it will be til he leaves her ass, too.
She should leave him first (and take all his money!!!) Teach him a lesson!!
Re: Assume the Position! – STFU F@GGOT!
I didn't think this was a place to cuss each other out and try to be as hateful as possible to people that you don't even know…..am I on the wrong page?! I thought I came here to read what others have to say about what Perez posts about celebs?…..not people calling each other fags and bragging about how you think you know who likes who, or who wants who, or who's friends with who, or who doesn't like each other. Do all that on someone else's time. Ya'll are most sad pathetic individuals to go back and forth like 3rd graders on the school bus. Grow up, close your traps, or take it somewhere else. No one wants to read your personal thoughts about your hate for the other posters.
This loser impregnates his wife and then spends his time away from the family. While he's prepping and riding in the Tour de France, the poor wife is stuck at home and had the tour de kitchen and tour de diaper duty. He was an absentee father!
Then the bastard has the nerve to write a book with his mother to garner some positive press attention, and then they appear on Oprah Winfrey's show with barely any mention of the suffering estranged wife. Armstrong thanks his mother and sings her praises. Again, who's stuck at home?
I hope this cretin falls off his bike and flat on his ass. He will not win the Tour de France again. He is SELFISH, and I pity the girlfriend who's having his baby. Go back to Texas and STFU, Armstrong.
Re: Mistress – Merry Christmas! A festive Boricua Hug for you!!
How is this possible. He had a bilateral orchectomy. (Both Balls) Can you say sperm bank or post man.
Congrats..