Courtney Love is at it again. This time battling the evils of homophobia…in her own special way. Which includes a half-coherent MySpace blog post.
Apparently, Rob Kardashian Jr. punched one of Courtney’s (Gay) employees while calling him a faggot, breaking the employee’s nose. When the employee went to file a police report, the LAPD allegedly told him to fold the report up “into a origami and hang it on his door.”
While we totally agree with Courtney’s idignation and commend her stance against hate crimes and homophobia, it would have been nice if she sobered up before taking to her MySpace and assaulting the internet with paragraph-long run-on sentences.
We’ve extracted the best of for you, since trying to read that shiz can give you a contact high.
– “hi kids, if you are expecting Santa to read you a bedtime story on this new blog, think again!”
– “My point is LAPD, you guys are such lovely folks, i would like to invite you in for some egg nog but i just ran out and i am too busy learning the art of origami”
– “Let me be inviting to you my darling rob because i am SUCH A BIG FAN OF HATE CRIMES and homophobic fruit cake assholes like you this around this holiday season,”
– “Lets be pals and go shopping at The Grove and go “STRAIGHT” to Ab and Fitch store while the techno music blasts really loud and find you a tight tee shirt for our big night at Rage in Weho, lets ditch these trendy B list clubs and lets dance dance dance where we can be free, and drink cosmos and have no one make fun of us, you can also wear your sisters underwear, I promise I will keep it a secret, but first let me invite you over and lets have a Mac Cosmetics Dazzleglass date night cause what you really need rob kardashian is a pair of lips jeans that flair out at the bottom to accentuate your sexy curvy hips and i hear the carman miranda look is in for 2009, so maybe we can put a some fresh bananas in your hair, which will be tied in pigtails or a scrunchy, ( I still have some ) We will put double fake eyelashes on from Pat Fields and red glitter six inch heels that I am sure she will make to accommodate your lovely feminine feet and i am in possession of a giant anal plug that was tossed to me with a wink by a dyke on a bike at last years weho gay pride parade which was a blast”
– She signs her post “Kourtney Love Kobain” and in her P.S. for Rob tells him to “throw away your Nirvana cd’s i will not allow you to listen to Kurts music nor my music, instead throw on the Mama Mia soundtrack and dance rob! dance you know you want it! work it! feel it sista girlfriend! own it! be it! embrace it”
Courtney, we don’t want him!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
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