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Michigan Goes Too Far To Prevent “Annoying” People

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True > Politik

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Talk about a double standard!

A small town in Michigan has recently passed an ordinance to prohibit any annoyance. But it seems the legislation is actually bothering the residents more than helping.

As part of the harasment ordinance, the Brighton City Council voted earlier this month to make annoying behavior an offense that is punishable by a fine of $100.

One resident said, "I think it's the most ridiculous thing in the world. And I think everyone who voted for it should be impeached."

But officials disagree. Such as Brighton Police Chief Thomas Wightman who said, "It's not an annoyance ordinance. It's a harassment ordinance."

What the fuck is a harassment ordinance????

Basically it prohibits physical violence in all public areas. It also prohibits "insulting another person in a public place or harassing another person by telephone, e-mail or other forms of communication."

Though citizens are paying attention the paragraph that reads, "It shall be unlawful for a person to engage in a course of conduct or repeatedly commit acts that alarm or seriously annoy another person and that serve no legitimate purpose."

People will now be ticketed for things like "continued neighborhood disputes, repeated text messages or ongoing harassment between ex-spouses or former boyfriends and girlfriends."

Looks like the town's officials need to pull that stick out of their butts.

"Annoyance" can be subjective and it does kind of sound like it's restricting peoples' personal rights.

What do U think?

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60 comments to “Michigan Goes Too Far To Prevent “Annoying” People”



  1. 1

    Well fuck, it's a good thing this isn't Michigan huh Butt Hammer?



  2. 2

    thats lame



  3. 3

    Why is Andy Dick sticking his tounge at that girl.And why is she dressed like that?



  4. 4

    I'm from Brighton and basically the only good thing that has come out of this whole thing is that it just made it to this site. Pretty much made my christmas.

    I also plan on continuing to be "annoying" until Jan. 2nd when it goes into effect.



  5. 5

    I wonder if she would sell me her coconut shells?



  6. 6

    Glad I'm in Ohio. This is just dumb, if you want to tell your boyfriend he's an asshole, you should be able to do it for free. Seems like we're all stepping towards suing for everything. Thirty years ago people barely sued or took legal action for little things like this. Michigan, YOU'RE RIDICULOUS.



  7. 7

    wtf…



  8. 8

    This is why I am leaving Michigan next month and moving to LA.
    I cannot stand this state.
    It is run by retarded monkeys.



  9. 9

    Too bad a law needs to be made for common courtesy.



  10. 10

    I find this post annoying, your fine is in the mail Perez ;-P



  11. 11

    I almost moved to Brighton last year.
    I'm glad I didn't move because I can still be annoying here and my town has a cool name (Hell, MI)



  12. 12

    Hey, this retarded. Why does everyone seem to group one stupid city with the rest of Michigan?! I don't hear this kind of crap going in other states and people saying that all of that state is wack.

    Plus I can see where this law is going. People are way too stressed and psycho. Things sometimes get out of hand and people can be very vicious with each other. It's sad. It's a law with a slippery slope but there were good intentions.

    Girl with Oakland County



  13. 13

    Sometimes there's no recourse when someone won't stop bothering you yet they haven't hurt you in anyway, they haven't broken a law, and the only thing to do is get a no contact order, but sometimes that doesn't work because the judge can say it's not bad enough to warrant a no contact order. So this law makes it illegal to consistently fuck with someone, I think it's awesome.



  14. 14

    So can the person who receives a ticket give a ticket to the person whom they annoyed because the ticket itself was annoying?
    Hmm…



  15. 15

    I THINKS ITS AWESOME!
    DRUNKS, KIDS, OR EVEN CELEBRITIES CAN BE TICKETED. I'D SAVE IT FOR A CELEBRITY WHO BARGES IN EXPECTING ATTENTION THROUGH THEIR PAPARAZZI MOB……"I'D LIKE TO FILE AN ANNOYANCE PLEASE, OFFICER"



  16. 16

    Well, if you're not an asshole than you won't get a fine! It's that simple.



  17. 17

    Gosh, pervez, it's a good thing you don't live there! I'd be interestedd in knowing the
    the religious dynamics of this town. This town could become a test case for the next "no on h8" group. We'll send Pervez, and if they let you stay, we'll know that your message has gotten through! How likely is that to happen? First to wish you Happy New Year, Pervez¡ Sincerely, Maria Lavadora–Laundry's most hated rinse cycle. "We Do SkidMarks"



  18. 18

    Well, isn't that going to waste tax payer dollars. I'm sure the police would love to ticket someone for texting too much.



  19. 19

    Why hasn't anyone said the two most important words relevant to this article?

    BIG BROTHER!

    For anyone who doesn't get it or is too young to understand, look it up!



  20. 20

    Haha GO MICHIGAN!!! No jobs, NO FUN, No people….hmmm I think my home state is getting worse by the day…….seriously though this is the most hypocritical thing to hit in a long time. We all Michigan is full of hillbillys who like to fight by doing this they are just taking away the Michiganders charm sheesh sad day. Oh well still love my home state at least we made attention with something other than the auto industry and horrible football teams for ones.



  21. 21

    this law is not going to affect 99% of the population -continued neighborhood disputes, repeated text messages or ongoing harassment between ex-spouses or former boyfriends and girlfriends." REPEATED TEXT MESSAGES OR ONGOING HARASSMENT- you know, when stupid people have a fight or bad break up and CAN NOT LET IT GO and text and text or call and call the other person, normally at work or the middle of the night, or drive by their house and honk-that type of asshole. The asshole that does not really break the law, is just outside the law, not really a stalker, but is making a living hell out of someone because they do not like someone anymore, these are the people who are getting the tickets-it had to start with people getting annoyed by people and not being able to do anything about it-now they are able to-hopefully it will not be used in the wrong way and hopefully, the ones they get the fine, it will be increased if the idiot does not stop



  22. 22

    I think this sounds pretty fucken awesome actually and I think America needs more of these rules. I'm sick of obnoxious fucks who think they are more important then everyone else, therefore can be an asshole and get away with it.



  23. 23

    I wouldn't mind it if it prevented the neighborhood idiot kid from going out in the dead of winter, sitting in his car and blasting shitty music.



  24. 24

    Brighton is not a small town, it is part of the Detroit metropolitan area, dumbass.



  25. 25

    this is unconstitutional.



  26. 26

    Re: natalie22 – Yep, America needs a lot more rules all right. Torture rules? Check? Patriot Act 1 and 2? Check. The RAID act? Check. Well, I guess this is just another reason to boycott America until it starts to become progressive. I'm not holding my breath. Dumbasses.



  27. 27

    Well I obviously live in Mi… and I think this "law" is a complete breach of rights… If you give someone your phone number then it is your fault if they bug you.. it is not against and shouldnt be against the law to text someone.. 2nd.. How is a town that is so into Racism and the KKK gonna talk about people annoying them.. Those lawmakers should just be shot…Fucking idiots



  28. 28

    Re: Cinner – Hey cinner.. Check a fucking map douchebag it IS NOT part of the metro detroit area! It takes 50 fucking minutes if not more to get to that little po dunk ass TOWN from detroit! Plus it is almost 3 counties away.. You must live there… what a dumbass, your probably one of the little country boys who have a D tattooed on them and walk around claiming detroit…Get a fuckin life



  29. 29

    Oh My Christ…………I live about 20 minutes away from Brighton and I am embarrassed. That is retarded.



  30. 30

    You're just mas Perezita cause your one annoying girl! :P



  31. 31

    Ok so let me get this straight. This is America, the country that is teaching the rest of the world about freedom and democracy? You guys will soon have micro-chips implanted into your asses and yet you think that you should be teaching the rest of the world how to behave. Big brother is watching!



  32. 32

    Let's sick these Michigan nuts on the California Prop 8 nuts…!!!!



  33. 33

    UpNorth people are very anal and upset all the time. They don't know how to laugh at a fart or just laugh for no reason. They come down to the deep South and make fun of workers, like their shit don't stink. Remember when everyone use to say that stuff about New Yorkers? How hateful they were to everyone, like Sinfeld people. Look out Michigan, maybe someone will get all Postal on YOU.



  34. 34

    To prevent moron scumbags like Andy Dick from humiliating and abusing people in public, BRAVO! Throw away the key for losers like this for sure.

  35. lje says – reply to this


    35

    You don't like it because you prefer drama. Jackass.



  36. 36

    Good grief, text messages? You know, there are some things that it's not worth giving the gov. power over, and sendnig text messages is one of them. Then again, could I prosecute Verizon for sending me all those "please pay us even more money for pointless services" texts?…hmm…I may have to rethink my position.



  37. 37

    "The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either." - Benjamin Franklin



  38. 38

    lol, you know are Turkey has a law about insulting someone. Now that's berzurk…A beating or death if you insult…My mom use to live there…



  39. 39

    sounds like a violation of our constitutional rights, and this confirms that this country is slowly becoming governed by communistic rule… sad.



  40. 40

    Their new ordinance annoys me.

    Slap the officials with a fine!

    idiots



  41. 41

    Re: Angus8
    ~laughing~
    That was a great post!



  42. 42

    what a bunch of complete morons.



  43. 43

    shit! I'm from brighton, and i didn't hear about that! well i guess that'll take care of annoying people i know…



  44. 44

    I live really close to Brighton, and I've never heard about this. That's a weird law.



  45. 45

    Tsk, Tsk, what could be more fun then annoying ones' neighbores!



  46. 46

    i think people's right to not be annoyed by idiots outweighs an idiot's right to be annoying. it's not like they made it legal to kill annoying peoiple… although it might be nice to make it legal to shoot people that drive too slow while talking on the damn cellphone.



  47. 47

    you don't need a fucking ordinance for that! those are already covered under a harassment ordinance….and also assault ordinances. what the fuck would you need another one for?!



  48. 48

    i think its good. prevents racists fags to keep their mouth shut!no offense to the gays….its just to be racist is kinda a bitchy move. and gays are bitchy.



  49. 49

    I'm from this town…it isn't really small either. And it is closer than 50 minutes to Detroit and is considered part of Metro Detroit. And no, I don't claim to be part of Detroit personally. Why the hell would you want to?

    Now that that is gone…considering the large amount of morons in this town, I don't really care if they get ticketed. The shear amount of idiocy and retardation that goes flying around the bars and douche-hangouts in this town is astounding.

    As far as the religious views of this city let me lay them out for you: There is a group of Jesus-rollers that go around picketing Victoria's Secret because the mannequins are wearing lingerie in a lingerie store. They also picket and get their way when an adult couples store opens up that also sells lingerie; they have to have their windows covered at all times so the adorable little shits in the town don't look in. Mind you, this isn't an area where people walk. When they picketed outside, I drove by and flashed them…

    I wish they'd ticket annoy Jesus-idiots in Brighton instead. As it is, weird this story made it across the country…



  50. 50

    do these police have nothing better to do? honestly.



  51. 51

    That is absolutely ridiculous. I think Michigan should be the ones that are ticketed for passing such an annoying law as that one!! My god!



  52. 52

    Re: PeachHipGirl – What the fuck are you talking about, you ignorant dunderfuck? Crawl back up the sphincter that bore you!



  53. 53

    Re: vivalamoi – Hell yeah it is! Disgusting. It's terrible Libertarians have no chance of winning with the electoral college set in place. We wouldn't stand for this moronity.



  54. 54

    I think Andy Dick should definitely avoid that town.



  55. 55

    Re: mmmyeah – Aw, your wittle patriotic heart took a wee leap did it? What am I talking about? Well, you are American right? I don't expect you to understand. BTW, your drool cup is over flowing and it looks like your protective head gear is a little loose.



  56. 56

    stupid americans, can only watch and see their freedoms being taken away one day at a time



  57. 57

    Another example of constitutional shredding. This is the natural progression of PC liberalism. Nobody should be annoyed. It's too much for them handle.



  58. 58

    Re: Detroitgirly85 – umm news flash… howell is the kkk place, not brighton. we may be lacking in diversity (i know i live there) but we sure as hell are not a bunch of racist rednecks. it's waay fuckin suburban but you have no right to call us a po dunk town. you've clearly never been there. oh and it is in fact considered part of the detroit metro area. check your facts.



  59. 59

    C'mon Perez… you are usually one that stands up against bullying…. You always say it's so sad when kids continue to get picked on via email or text…

    What else can the laws really do to prevent bullying? I personally think it's fair… it's not like the people are being arrested, but at the same time, it's stating that this type of behaviour is not acceptable by imposing the fine…

    I think it's brilliant! If you aren't one to continually stir up a dispute, or to constantly harass people like a psycho…. how does this law even affect you?



  60. 60

    i want to repeatedly scream you fucking suck to this town's leaders! until they pull out a butter knife and cut their own ears off …….we are truly run by the most moronic governments/state/fed/etc etc……hopeless