American Pie Sequel To Return To Theaters
Filed under: Film Flickers > Tara Reid
You've seen them fuck pies, fall in love, and get hitched.
You've maybe even watched Eugene Levy dole out awkward fatherly advice in all the American Pie straight-to-DVD spin-offs.
But, are you ready for a 4th American Pie movie?
The latest installment is set to return to theaters, which means that enough people out there still care enough to see just such a movie. Or so the studio is hoping.
Don't the sex jokes get kind of old?
Literally?
It's uncertain where the next movie will pick up, apart from Levy's ubiquitous American Pie presence, but it seems most logical that we'll follow the Pie-Fucker and the Flute-Girl on some sort of wedded bliss escapade, having babies or something equally awful.
In any case, we know that Terror Reid is probably positively chomping at the bit to reprise the 1999 role that made her famous oh so long ago.
First she's gotta get out of "rehab."
OH AND MAMAJUD DARLING, THE AVIE LG MADE, THE FIRST CHOICE, WAS TOO COMPRESSED IN AN AVIE AND DID NOT COME OUT WELL, SO WILL USE ANOTHER ONE THAT COMES OUT A LITTLE BETTER!!!
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HAVE A DIVINE HOLIDAY! I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU TO CELEBRATE RESPONSIBLY I KNOW YOU WILL, AS WILL YOUR DARLING LG!!!
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BUT THOSE WHO MAY NEED THE WORDS CELEBRATE RESPONSIBLY THIS IS FOR YOU! EVEN THE DETRACTORS OF LG!!! LG LOVES THE POSSE AND WANTS YOU ALL BACK FOR JAN 1–OR Jan 2 IF YOU'RE TOO HUNGOVER!!!
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STAY ALIVE, BITCHES
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!!
A CAB IS WAY CHEAPER THAN A BAD RECORD, THOUSANDS IN LEGAL FEES,
MONTHLY PROBATION APPOINTMENTS (ALL THIS ACCORDING TO A FRIEND, OF COURSE!)
AND MAYBE YOUR OWN LIFE OR THE LIFE OF SOMEONE ELSE!!!
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LeonA'$ GHO$T's 3 New Year's outfits!………….don't be too quick to delete the outtakes LG……….the best ones don't jump out at you at first glance……..
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your evening avi is perfect for the occasion……if you don't mind, i will make believe i am the lady on the right
arent they on number 5? coz i saw a 'four-play' (punny) box set for american pie
Re: mamajud – #103.
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YOU ARE SO WISE DARLING, THAT IS TOO TRUE!!!
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LG IS WORKING ON THAT–THE REAL STINKERS CAN ALWAYS BE DELETED LATER AFTER BEING VIEWED ON A LARGER SCREEN, AND EVEN THEN IT WILL BE WISE IN MANY CASES TO LET THEM STEW FOR A WHILE!!!
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KISSES AGAIN!
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Re: mamajud – #103.
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AND DARLING THE MODEL ON THE RIGHT, WELL LG THOUGHT OF DEAR MAMAJUD IMMEDIATELY UPON WITNESSING SUCH A DIVINE ATTITUDE AS DISPLAYED BY THE MODEL IN QUESTION!!!
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Ah, no thanks!