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How Do We Say This Delicately???
Filed under: Love Line > Vanessa Minnillo > Nick Lachey
Uhmmmm…..
What the fuckity fuck is wrong with her face????
Looks like the couple that no one really cares about is still together.
On New Year's Eve, Nick Lachey and that tranny of a mess, Vanessa Minnillo, were spotted celebrating at the Fontainebleau Hotel's LIV nightclub in Miami Beach.
But, seriously, what's wrong with Vanessa???
It looks like she had her face sucked to Nick's ass for about an hour before this picture was taken!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: January 2, 2009 at 11:00 am
yeesh..theyre both getting a bit long in the tooth,and fat to boot!
Wow, she looks strung out! Even her hair is fried! WTF?
LMFAO! Perez, the problem with her face is that she's half-negro! Like that LaDiva bitch that trolls your website!
Looks like she is licking her teeth
OMG! That is her worst picture ever! YIKES!
It is very sad, the women of Hollywood are going crazy with those Donald Duck lips. They think this makes them more attractive and sexier. Personally I would't even want to kiss such lips. Vanessa is ugly as hell, what a pity.
HAHAHA
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BBD,
I haven't seen you since 2008 !
Umm… I couldnt even tell that was HER!!
WOW.
She looks fugly.
like an Alien, or Rupal.
Holy fucking trainwreck, him, but more so here. I mean, wow.
it looks like she has her tongue in front of her teeth like she is licking her lipstick off. why would you do that when you were having your picture taken? or she had way too much lip filler.
As much as I dislike her…all she is doing is licking her teeth…making sure she doesn't have anything on them. Perez is such an idiot. I want to watch her new show True Beauty…I just hate the fact that she is on it.
i think she is licking her teeth…
She has a "load' of Nick in her mouth.Turd, go away! no one here thinks your black bashing is funny.
if there "the couple noone really cares about " why are you bothering writing anything about them?
Re: zaniac01 – I agree with you. She is licking her teeth. They probably just caught her off guard. Whatever she looks better than when Perez just plain ol smiles with his frankenstien head. Also he needs a nose job
that's not her is it??
ROFL
Re: LizardKinG – maybe shes swallowing some throat yogurt
What the hell is up with this pic…
looks like she's sucking a pube out of her teeth
Re: Turd_Ferguson –
Vanessa is filipino, italian and azerbaijani. None of which are black. You may think that spewing racial jokes is cute but its just offensive and childish.
Re: Turd_Ferguson – Hey fuckface, why don't u die already… ur such a waste of human existance. do everyone a favor and die already…
Re: LaDiva welcomes 2009…. – You spelled "existence" wrong. I thought home-schooled churchy nerds were supposed to be smart?
Looks like she was trying to get something out of her teeth w/her tongue…. which is just bad red-carpet etiquette.
She's just making a pouty face…why are you making a big deal out of it? I do think Nick needs to find someone else.
WTF???
EWWWW!
i did not know nick like drag queens !!
Re: lorena – Does it really matter what flavor of mudpeople she really is? They're all disgusting subhumans.
eeewww she does look bad in a weird way and her hair looks frizzed ugh come on girl get it together
Re: Turd_Ferguson – u know what, this will be the last time i even waste my time responding to your ignorance. I feel sorry for ppl like you b/c you always end up alone miserable. N I refuse to let your bitterness for anything different fuck my day up. 2 big middle fingers up your lame ass, fuckface n have a fucking wonderful 2009…..
shes half filipino. and im guessing she has had work done.
Looks like she's running her tongue across the front of her teeth w/her mouth closed…that's the only oddity I can see there.
If you think they're not interesting WHY THE HELL DID YOU POST ABOUT THEM? And what's wrong if she did suck his ass, maybe if his ex whore of a wife did that to him, her career wouldn't be in the toilet.
she has her tongue behind her lips….she probably getting food out of her teeth or something lol
My feeling is that she goes to the same plastic surgeon as Lisa "Hemorrhoid Lips" Rinna. Too much collagen and not enough lip space.
Probably shouldn't lick your teeth right as the camera snaps.
I hope that is what is going on here…otherwise she just got smacked in the mouth with an ugly stick lol
Who da big o tranny on the right?
Re: Turd_Ferguson –
you're just describing yourself…disgusting subhuman!
It looks like she was in the process of licking the lipstick off her teeth. Her hair's all frizzy though. Although Miami's climate can have that effect.
this cracks me up. they rang 2008 in at the luxurious peninsula papagayo in costa rica. way to downgrade.
Not a good pic at all……she doesn't even look like herself. I didn't think that was her
Nick must be BEGGING to do "Dancing with the Stars" anything to get his career started.
Geez thats amazing, she looks terrible! its not even that shes making htat 'pout' her hair is a frizz ball and looks like shit and her face! Her face is bbaaad, i can't even explain how bad she looks! Nick needs to leave her and get a good hot girlfriend. At least hes still kind of cute!
EWWWWWWWW that picture almost made me vomit
she's licking her teeth…probably got some of her cheap lipstick on them.
Re: Lawzy Lawzy Miss Scarlett – I have missed you Lawzy, hugs.
#16 how bout I nosejob you?!?
Bitch need to be put in danuthouze.
Well I do not know or care about her, but Nick still looks hot as ever.
maybe shes aspiring to steal lisa rinna's job
Re: Turd_Ferguson –
Interesting that you describe someone else as disgusting and subhuman, when your avatar is a picture of excrement. You chose excrement to represent yourself in public. Excrement is both disgusting and one of the lowest objects created. One thing all people, regardless of race, class, religion and sexual orientation can agree on is, no one wants to be around a pile of excrement.
wow. nick lachey is super hott; loves it :] i love nickkk :] and perez; she's just licking her teeth to make sure she has nothing on them. i think she's actually really pretty. they are a good couple.
wow there kinda dressed up like the donny and marie osmand show of the sevendies
swallow already!
dang she looks fug to the max! girl needs a hair styling and make up intervention! can she even afford a stylist? poor thing, what happened to her?!
ahahahaha this cracked me up. Vanessa looks like crap but then again she always has. Disgusting. Now I'll have nightmares.
Ummm…if no one cares about them, then why do you keep writing about them?
She was obviously licking her teeth and the camera caught her before she was ready. Sometimes I think you're a hate spreader, Perez.
it simply looks like she had a good dinner and is cleaning her teeth with her tongue..or maybe just making sure there's not lipstick on her teeth! *lol* and they caught her mid lick! hahah
She appears to be sucking pubes out of her front teeth
How many time has she been told to not stick her lip into the vacuum.
she got caught licking her teeth with her tongue.. I don't think you have to be a genius to figure that out.
Re: Turd_Ferguson –
Oh, hold on Mr. Turd. If she were half BLACK… that would be he asset. Am I like the black police or what?! Can you ignorant white people stop saying dumb shit like this kkk member. Not all of us are the same. The broad looks more alcoholic then black. Plus, we don't want her….
Looks like she may have been crying- her eyes are puffy. And she is deffinetly sucking her teeth.
Re: MissAvery –
Okay, I could care less either way about them but isn't his career in the toilet to? I mean, I didn't get the memo about him having a job. But, I did see Jes promoting some whack ass country shit.
hahahahahahaha i can't stop laughing…she really looks shity.
But on the other hand..compared to how ridiculous Lachey looks all the time…
some of his pubic hair got snagged in her teeth
in BLIND-GOSSIP.COM,there is a story about a tv guy kissing a transexual.I'm going to find him!
Mario, she is licking her teeth!
Very bad timing…that's what's wrong with her. She licked her teeth at the wrong moment
Ah it's nothing to worry about…it's just an allergic reaction to Nick's cum
she was probably licking her teeth and was caught off guard but yeah who cares about them they are hasbeens.
Please, Perez. You and I both know that the picture is just taken at a funny time. Either she's about to open her big ugly mouth, or she's sucking in her breath or something. Who knows with these dumbasses.
it's just a bad photo moment. why do this? lame lame lame of you.
Not nice…she looks fine just her tongue brushiing against her teeth as her photo was taken big deal. I love em. I dont know why Nick gets trashed for being a humble dude. I wish they would get their own reality show. Everyone would watch including u Mario
It looks like she's savoring the dingleberries that are stuck in her teeth. Good job, Nick!
You are crazy….she's licking her teeth behind her lips. We all do it, probably making sure there wasn't lipstick on them. This one is reaching…seriously
holy christacles! what the hell is wrong with her face =O
She looks strung out for sure. Coke face.
yikes
Oh god Nick Lachey still hasn't come out yet? What is Vanessa trying to revive her career since the Lindsay Lohan knife pics
yeah it's a bad picture but what do you think people say about YOUR pictures….some may think you aren't the best looking
Bad hair, bad lipstick, hopefully just a bad pic. day. Surely she was not stupid enough to spend what little bit of money she has on a stretch face job!!!! They don't have work anymore, they better hang on to some of that money and not get stetched out!
she was caught doing the just in case women do cleaning her teeth of lipstick
She's ugly and he is a has been. Who cares?
it doesn't even look like her
probably trying to blow a kiss ?
bhahahahahahaha
She lost her looks- not that she had much to start with. He could do SO much better than that hot tranny mess of a Minnilo.
She got way ugly.
Maybe she wasn't ready??? But gawd, Nick's looking sorta old and haggard too! YIKES
she DOES look like she was sucking nick's ass for a hot minute, BUTT…whose ass was nick's face plastered to? It's a crime this douche ever got a minute of our beloved airwaves………I had the regret of meeting this putz as well as jizzica pimpleson a few years back and never have i encountered such human mental vacancy! But this sorry "replacement" shows nick's minutes are up!
There is a GOD!
What are you talking about perez? She is like ur fraternal twin, except your face is permanently glued like that, hers isn't.
Is she thinking? I'll never put anything in my mouth with scabs on it again?
Wow she looks ahhhh.. like her ulgy ass self
Vanessa got caught in a bad moment, she's still effin beautiful, which is more than I can say for u Perez! Ur so MEAN and WRONG sometimes, it pisses me off!!! Yet, I keep coming back… As for being the couple "nobody cares about", they probably like it that way. She's way better than Jessica.
Someone got hit HARD with the Ugly Stick!
GD that is not a good picture… I wanna say she is just making a face but she looks a hotmess Some one put that fire out honey yeesh
And he is no prize either. They need make overs bad
Fuckity fuck?! Did you get that from Juno too?!….Oh and as for the picture of the couple wow bad timing? Both aren't up to par in it but, we all have those bad moments right…