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Happy Birthday!!!

Filed under: Baby Blabber

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The head bitch in charge, Zahara Jolie-Pitt, turns 4 years old today Thursday.

Felicidades!!!

[Image via WENN.]

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98 comments to “Happy Birthday!!!”



  1. 1

    Awww shes so fake but he is soooooo cute.



  2. 2

    why would you call a little girl a bitch? Obviously, not a funny joke.



  3. 3

    DON'T CALL KIDS A BITCH PUTO…THAT'S FUCKED UP! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE PLAYING…NOT COOL PENDEJO!



  4. 4

    The head bitch Perez? When are u going to stop name-calling babies and kids?



  5. 5

    I'm sorry but this kid is fucking ugly….



  6. 6

    Happy Birthday Zahara!!! I bet she not only gets the pony she wants but the whole freakin stable



  7. 7

    awwww…Happy Birthday ZZ!!!!!!!!

  8. buck says – reply to this


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    I wonder what the celeb's do with the kids after they are done using them as accessories?



  9. 9

    ahh!! she looks just like her Mother.



  10. 10

    She is four-head years old today!!! Happy B-Day!!



  11. 11

    i thought that was a a little boy the whole time.. oops



  12. 12

    who cares about this little shithead



  13. 13

    Re: Turd_Ferguson – Lol no she was adopted. BUT…. i love me some black blood…. I got spanish/black fam, n my fiance is black. Don't forget I'm happily knocked up so my baby is going to be mixed. YEA YEA ….



  14. 14

    check out www.HouseOfDog.com– Jeniifer Aniston and Courtney Cox love it!



  15. 15

    Thats a she??
    I thought it was a boy…



  16. 16

    you cant call such a cute kid a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!! She's the cutest, Jolie has the most perfect family ever, with those beautiful kids! AND pitt as husband wooow!



  17. 17

    Re: buck – They give them endless supplies of money to snort cocaine with.



  18. 18

    I hope Angelina & Brad drink some "Jim Jones" Kool Aid at the party…..Die Bitches Die!



  19. 19

    she looks sassy! like she rules that house!



  20. 20

    Homewrecker!



  21. 21

    Happy birthday, Z. I haven't seen you out in a while now.

    To the racists: piss off!
    -



  22. 22

    This fug kid always has the same look/pose and she is always being held maybe she is a doll an ugly one at that. Does she even know ho to walk?



  23. 23

    WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE FUCKIN KIDS AND THOSE FUCKIN PARENTS…

    PLUS SHE IS A BITCH….I DONT CARE SHE AINT MY KID OR WILL SHE BE APART OF MY KIDS WORLD…FUCK HER AND HER NAPPY HAIR



  24. 24

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    HOW SWEET OF ANGELINA TO ADOPT GARY COLEMAN!
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  25. midi says – reply to this


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    i don't agree with calling a little girl a 'bitch.' that's not cool at all. the same goes for little boys - i don't think it's cool calling them names either.



  26. 26

    Oh Perez-grow the hell up. You're starting to act like all those bullies that picked on you when you was younger! You are calling a 4 yr. old a 'bitch'. I think the only bitch here is you!



  27. 27

    lol and maddox in the background…open your eyes little dude or are they open?? hmmm

  28. Toby says – reply to this


    28

    Perez, your nastiness towards babies and animals is beyond the pale! I still haven't gotten over how mean you were about the president loosing his beloved cat India. God forbid something would happen to your precious Teddy because you won't be prepared for the cruel comments that will come your way. Karma's a bitch. Happy birthday little Z….you're adorable, just wish you would smile more often though.



  29. 29

    IT LOOKS LIKE MADDOX IS SLEEP WALKING



  30. 30

    Monkey escapes from the Zoo………



  31. 31

    Calling a 4 year old a bitch. I hope Angie kicks you fat ass. You're a moron.



  32. 32

    Damn that's an ugly kid. She's lucky she'll have a big bank account.

  33. buck says – reply to this


    33

    It looks like Angie just used on of her kids as a Q-tip



  34. 34

    Fyi, her birthday is Jan. 8th. Not to be picky or anything!

    But Happy Birthday Z!

  35. Amy says – reply to this


    35

    My birthday sucks, I thought sharing it with Nicholas Cage was bad enough now I share it with Brangalina spawn! : /

  36. Amy says – reply to this


    36

    Re: midi – Are You Jenn Aniston "Very uncool" lol



  37. 37

    She's so cute. I can't figure out if she looks like Brad or Angie.



  38. 38

    Angie you are still beautiful and so is Zahra.



  39. 39

    jolie is AMAZING!



  40. 40

    She's significantly less cute these days.

    There. I said it.



  41. 41

    Too be that cute should be a crime! Happy B Day Angel!



  42. 42

    She's still a slut no matter how many kids she buys. Karma bitch.



  43. 43

    why is Angelina holding Webster??



  44. 44

    she is just so "uncool"

  45. Jvn says – reply to this


    45

    Aww, my boy is turning 4 on Thursday, too! How ironic that when I was in the hospital having him, the news on TV announced the divorced of Jen and Brad.



  46. 46

    OMG did you just say the head "bitch" in charge!?? You have lost your everlovingatdamn mind. Seriously dude dont do that. It's not cute



  47. 47

    she is cute and angelina deserves some respect cause this is an adopt child.and this kid was alone and need some protection.and angelina gave her that



  48. 48

    she's a cutie pie!



  49. 49

    happy birthday kid.



  50. 50

    Poor little kid is awful looking… She will suffer when she grows up next to the real Brangespawn.



  51. 51

    why she is a slut??was brad pitt fault.he decided to be with angeline.he wanted a family and jennifer aniston didnt want to be a mother.he run to his happinness.if he wasnt happy with jennifer he must be with angelina.whats the problem??u dont date??



  52. 52

    Kids are almost all grown up….better go get some more



  53. 53

    She is a lot braver than I am, I'd be afraid to hold a chimp so close to my face, it may bite?



  54. 54

    cute family



  55. 55

    i like her so much. shes so cute though



  56. 56

    Happy Birthday Zahara! She is a cute little girl.



  57. 57

    Re: Mentalist – dont be stupid asshole.is just a kid.maybe ur kids will be uglies



  58. 58

    Shes SO cute XD



  59. 59

    angelina is sexy.no matter what u think.she is better than jen.cause she didnt have afraid to became a mother like slut jen was



  60. 60

    sorry,but she has an ugly face,anyway…not my kid. She's never smiling,never-ever. Is she sick or something? never walks, spoiled brat. Like suri and violet ,etc… not normal kids



  61. 61

    Re: blonde angel – AGREE



  62. 62

    Re: porodika – SHUT UP

  63. Sonas says – reply to this


    63

    Angelina must be upset she can't return it - It's freaking looking.



  64. 64

    They either all wear black or……white. Put some color in your life, Angie!



  65. 65

    head bitch? I didn't know 4 year olds could be bitches.



  66. 66

    Oh my God Perez, how could you refer to an innocent 4 year old little girl as a bitch. You are awful. You owe her & your readers an apology. I am so offended.



  67. 67

    maybe she'll be a homewrecking skank like her mommy



  68. 68

    I know it's thrown around casually now, but you don't call a kid a bitch. What a jerk. I hope a case of your shitty books falls on you.

  69. Boo says – reply to this


    69

    Come on Perez, why would you call that sweet little girl a bitch. You're just like all other men…



  70. 70

    NOT, FUNNY, AT ALL.
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    I thought you like Angelina. She's still a baby and you are being mean. I hate to join the pissed off people in this post but, yeah, la cagaste pendejo.



  71. 71

    You could show a wide-screen film on skankelina's forehead!



  72. 72

    I just Googled "Perez Hilton+Jennifer Aniston". Is THIS the reason you hate Jennifer so much? If so, I understand. Now if only you'd see that Angelina would do the same thing in a heartbeat, and Brad Pitt will try to break your nose, you wouldn't like them as much.



  73. 73

    Re: sheba08 – #58.
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    HELLO BEAUTY!!!
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    LOOKIN' GOOD!!!
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    SHEBA08
    SHE'S GREAT!
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  74. 74

    The main bitch is Angelina, she is the only real whore in that house. Zahara is is alway mad, like Michelle Obama…Maybe that is a black thing!



  75. 75

    Lucky little brat, I wish they were my parents -lol - Please come and adopt me!!!



  76. 76

    I lot of haters I see…
    Happy Birthday Z, you parent's rock, you have a wonderful life, and for that a lot of people hate on you.
    BE HAPPY KID ; )

  77. Trud says – reply to this


    77

    Number 1 - Perez…Love ya, but please do not refer to a child as a "bitch"

    Number 2 - Seriously people get a fucking life!!! It does not matter if she is the child of Angelina and Brad, It does not matter that she is adoped (she's WAY better off then she would have been), It DOES NOT matter that she is black the fact of the matter is SHE IS A CHILD!! 4 YEARS OLD!!!! NOT OLD ENOUGH TO EVEN DEFEND HERSELF. SERIOUSLY FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  78. 78

    Calling a baby a "bitch" is just completely oncool and uncooth. Something bad WILL happen to you, Perez. It WILL catch up to you, and I only hope we get to see it happen!

  79. Trud says – reply to this


    79

    oops forgot Number 3 - Happy B-day Z - hope you get spoilt rotten!!!



  80. 80

    Re: Lady In Black – Are you talking about the lawsuit she filed over him showing her picture? I love it, hopefully more will follow her lead and start sueing the shit out of him and put him out of business! I have had it with this site. Leaving now, catch you all at another site!



  81. 81

    Zahara is gorgeous. Her whore mama looks 50 here.



  82. 82

    For those of you who are HATING on a FOUR year old get a fucking life. Leave her race out if it you stupid bastards.



  83. 83

    The baby is precious, but I swear she looks just like Emmauel Lewis.



  84. 84

    Re: LaDiva welcomes 2009…. – She'd look better if her mother (who always look great) would fix her child up. I've never seen Angie walking aroung with nappy hair. She could at least put it in ponytails or something. And put the child on little girls clothes. And some colors.



  85. 85

    Finally!!! Now she is definately old enough to walk now……right?



  86. 86

    AHHHH I LOVE THE JOLIE PITTS and find some of your comments fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!! The only reason some of you hate on them SO much is that you secretly wish that you lived their lives and got to travel the world and see beautiful places like they do! Well you will never be as talented/gorgeous as them so BOO FUCKING HOOO get back to ur ignorant sad little lives that we all know u live lol! Ne way back to this little girl who I think is gonna grow up 2 look like Iman! Gorgeous!!!! U can jst tell she's gonna be an oppinionated little mama……. so cute it's untrue!!!!



  87. 87

    Head bitch? Seriously? You're saying that about a 4-year-old? Funny, I don't think I've ever seen that you called Suri Cruise "bitch." All I've ever seen is "cute" or "cutie." Maybe you're not as enlightened as you think.



  88. 88

    Hahahahah, Gary Coleman, yeah. Definitely.
    She's so ugly. I'm tired of the bitch and her caravan of 6 lil' monsters. And I hate people saying what a great woman, because she's the daughter of Woight, she's beautiful and rich, life is easier for her and her family. Common people who have to deal with illnesses and credit crunch are the only heroes here.



  89. 89

    Re: Fifi Belle – This is just hilarious… Iman is one of the most beautiful women on Earth.



  90. 90

    That child belongs to Wanda Sykes!

  91. lolli says – reply to this


    91

    can they adopt another african baby? sheesh! 2 asians, 3 whites, still one black kid, come on now ya'll are getting lazy. lol



  92. 92

    Good. Then it's time she starts walking then isn't it.



  93. 93

    Re: allamericanneighbor – Perez calls 14 and 15 year old girls "sluts" and "Whore" too. Just not raised right if you ask me. Someone call his Mother!



  94. 94

    Why are we already making celebs out of famou people's kids??? US Weekly lists the celebrity babies birthdays now - it's ridiculous!! Thanks to her attention-whore self-righteous parents, Zahara will be deprived of any privacy and normality!! I heard she is a wild one - she fights with her brothers and recently walked up to Brad and handed him a pile of dog (I think/hope) poop!



  95. 95

    a bitch? a four year old? cross that out Perez. delete it. Angelina is a homewrecking creep, but it's not her kids' fault.



  96. 96

    that little girl is ug fug ug!



  97. 97

    Re: Stardust – Yea well each to their own, thats jst my opinion and u can have yours, isn't that why we have the comments section? Plus I do think she's gonna grow up gorgeous I dnt get how people think she's an ugly kid at all! 2 me she's a real cutie, a unique and quirky kinda beauty!



  98. 98

    She is a cutie that Zahara!