Separated At Birth

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Left: Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler. Right: The Lion on The Wizard of Oz.

Posted: January 9, 2009 at 2:00 pm

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77 comments to “Separated At Birth”

catsmeow says – reply to this

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lol
LettyB says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
catsmeow says – reply to this

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oh first bitches ;p
houseofdog says – reply to this

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use discount code "PEREZ" and save 20%

www.HouseOfDog.com check out Teddy Hilton on the celebrity dog page
Lindarella says – reply to this

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courage
ShortestVal says – reply to this

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ahahha! perfect match
mamajud says – reply to this

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niiice one
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Looks…..Like me………
LaDiva says be warned... says – reply to this

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haha moving on
Lady In Black says – reply to this

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LOL!!!
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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Hows the spray can feel perez?
thehowardstern says – reply to this

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Don't forget Dog the Bounty Hunter, Perez!

Put him up there too!
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – I agree…..hahahahahaha…
FruitsOfCrime says – reply to this

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That just made me guffaw out loud at the office.
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: LizardKinG – He uses a spray can? But Letty sent him the Butt Hammer or was it Rammer, I can never remember. In any case, he has something huge to stick up his bum bum.
Dirty old man says – reply to this

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Re: houseofdog – Do you people sell vibrators?
SWEETPIECE says – reply to this

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PERRRRfect
Aileen (Canada) says – reply to this

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Ha, totally.
SWEETPIECE says – reply to this

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Re: houseofdog – Please go get neutered! Your stuff sucks…no offense.
SWEETPIECE says – reply to this

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Re: thehowardstern – LOVE DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER!!!
Listen To Mayday Parade! says – reply to this

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THIS IS THE BEST ONE YOU HAVE EVER DONE PEREZ! HILARIOUS
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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DoucheBag NEXT
Fawk u and ur issues says – reply to this

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The best separated at birth i have seen thus far
Sensitivity says – reply to this

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Re: houseofdog – fuck Perez's discount!!
Chelsea says – reply to this

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…right on the dot…
Sensitivity says – reply to this

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Letty,Alice,Sweetpiece…I haven't given out good spankings lately!!
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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yoooo
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – Judging from the size of his ass he's got more than that up there…My guess is teddy's really a gerbil in disguse.
CelebrityJunk says – reply to this

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A piece of man meat. Very man meat.
Beefcurtains says – reply to this

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ha! good one P.
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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bitch
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Re: Sensitivity – Can you spank my frontal region….?
Sensitivity says – reply to this

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BIG HOMO!!!!
Iheart420 says – reply to this

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he's a great actor. he's better than Sean Penn.
nix6519 says – reply to this

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ha. ok, this one is pretty brilliant. i completely agree.
Sensitivity says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – I think he's had alot of stuff up that ass!!
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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HOMO
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: Sensitivity – I'LL TAKE ONE!!!!
aLiCiaXo says – reply to this

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lmao!!!
SWEETPIECE says – reply to this

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Re: Sensitivity – I could use one.
snyper says – reply to this

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omg- this is the funniest one!
do you think these up yourself?? thats great:) hahhahaha!
Cuz baby girl's a quEEn says – reply to this

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LOLZ fer real fer real
Sensitivity says – reply to this

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Re: SWEETPIECE – you got it Sweety pie..A private party at the Crow's Nest Nightclub!!arghhh!
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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f-tard
Sensitivity says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – argghhh! we will all meet at my Bar.. The Crows Nest Nightclub at Pirates Coves for a round of spankins!!
CORNDOGMAN says – reply to this

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Ha Ha Ha..Was that a remake of the Wizard of Oz?
vampyra says – reply to this

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IF-EYYYYYYEEEE Were KINNNNNNNGGGG of the FORESSSSSSST!!!!!
Mz. Drea Dre says – reply to this

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too funny!!!!!!
matchstick says – reply to this

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If I were King of the foreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssst!!
Sensitivity says – reply to this

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Re: snyper – yikes!!
Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! says – reply to this

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DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS YOURSELF OR DID A POSTER SEND YOU THE IDEA? EITHER WAY LOL
LULU~* says – reply to this

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THIS IS HILARIOUS ~ !
rhoniluv says – reply to this

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Put 'em up, put 'em up! Which one of you first?
oooo00000lala says – reply to this

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Totally!
Slainey says – reply to this

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OMG, Yes!! I have been trying to figure out who he looks like and it's been driving me nuts. So sad. He used to be really hot back in the day….(9 1/2 weeks)
Slainey says – reply to this

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Re: vampyra – LOL, *snort*
Alaimo says – reply to this

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I'm glad you like it as I created the Rourke/Cowardly Lion and sent it to Perez yesterday. He doesn't dream up most of these, they're from contributors such as myself. (Wouldn't have minded a credit from him!!)
MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! says – reply to this

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LMFAO!
YOU'VE HIT THE NAIL RIGHT ON THE HEAD
In <3 with Harrybalsac's...balsac! says – reply to this

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Fuck thats scary, there should have been a warning label on that..
KayJ says – reply to this

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the lion is more handsome
myko0201 says – reply to this

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SO FUCKIN FUNNY!
Inky29jjh says – reply to this

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Damn, the funniest thing I've seen in a while!
renee-ew says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH the best yet! gotta love it
cherryvanilla says – reply to this

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Perez you are a fuckin genius! This killed me!
Ms.Ems says – reply to this

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awesome
cathy says – reply to this

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Dude!!! That is crazy how much they look alike!
freshprincess says – reply to this

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HAHAHA
Scrib says – reply to this

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Brilliant !
CinziaK says – reply to this

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indeed…
Neil in Nashville says – reply to this

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spot on!
p!nk says – reply to this

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Mickey's persona Rocky "The Ram" looks more like DDP.
Puglicious says – reply to this

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hahahhhahahahahahaaaaaa!!!! EEEEEWWWWWWW, he's so gross!!! They look like twins.
swedishberry says – reply to this

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I received this email a few days ago. You should have posted the whole thing. It's priceless. Especially the Michael Jackson and The Egyptian statue. El-Oh-El!!
2201East says – reply to this

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Your doing the Lion an injustice.
lolli says – reply to this

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lmao! omg
ginarene says – reply to this

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Where in the WORLD do you come up with this stuff??? OMG - LOL!!! That is hilarious! Thanks, I needed this laugh…
princess111 says – reply to this

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haa perfect