The Grecian Goddess & Her Zeus
Filed under: Brad Pitt > Angelina Jolie
America's royal couple, Bradley & Angie, look stunning together on the red carpet of the Critics Choice Awards in Los Angeles on Thursday night.
You can tell that they're soooo in love just by looking at them.
It's disgusting!
We kid. We kid.
It fills us with hope to see two people so clearly in love. Plus, superficially, we like to look at the pretty!
[Photos via Getty Images.]
Posted: January 8, 2009 at 9:02 pm
oh wow
It's GREEK, G-R-E-E-K Goddess, not Grecian!!!!! Get some education, Perez!
not to be a hater or whatever but if this is a recent pic…angelina is def. anorexic
NOOOOOOOOOOO MY EYEEES ARE HURTING FROM LOOKING AT SKELETINA HOlie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BITCH IS GOING TO POKE ME WITH THOSE STICKS….I MEAN ARMS!
GO AWAY HOmewrecker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM SO SICK OF THEM!!! please stop posting their lives every FREAKING day…. they should go back to france and DISSAPEAR!
O-M-F-G it's true! google "angelina horse kisses" and go to the second link
it's a horse smooching her tatas!
she made out with her brother (that we know of), she frolicked with a horse (THAT WE KNOW OF), and she married billy bob thornton
i guess this explains hillbillina's weakness for tacky tattoos…
They're the biggest lying couple of hollywood. They try to make it sound like they're innocent but they get deeper into the lie.
Brad claims filming continued well after his seperation (not divorce). Fact is Pitt and Aniston announced their seperation in March, 2005. Filming ended in October, 2004. There were only several days of reshoots that happen in March, 2005.
Calling Angelina a Grecian goddess is a slap in the face to Greece. She's a homewrecking whore, and her man is trailer trash.
They are a beautiful couple!
PRETTY? She look emaciated and like a junkie here. Her arms are starting to look like Madonna's…yeah, real pretty there Perez. And the sooner Brad gets rid of the stash, the better!
Re: LoveIndies – Your sooooo right about this!!!!
They're gross. He has acne scars and she needs to eat some cheese.
Still a slut no matter how much you dress her up. He needs to lose the stache
They are sickening…I dislike them both.
she is really too , too skinny . you call this love?!!!
she is still a:
HOMEWRECKIN WHORE WITH A HEROIN PROBLEM
HOMEWRECKIN WHORE WITH A HEROIN PROBLEM
HOMEWRECKIN WHORE WITH A HEROIN PROBLEM
HOMEWRECKIN WHORE WITH A HEROIN PROBLEM
HOMEWRECKIN WHORE WITH A HEROIN PROBLEM
HOMEWRECKIN WHORE WITH A HEROIN PROBLEM
HOMEWRECKIN WHORE WITH A HEROIN PROBLEM
HOMEWRECKIN WHORE WITH A HEROIN PROBLEM
HOMEWRECKIN WHORE WITH A HEROIN PROBLEM
HOMEWRECKIN WHORE WITH A HEROIN PROBLEM
GO GIANTS……PHILLY SUX
She could be a rich bitch, but instead she and Brad do alot of good with their money and time! They are the Paul Newman Joanne Woodward of our time.
I do not see how people can think she is beautiful, she is deathly thin, not attractive at all! As far as Brad Pitt, he is ok but give me Halle Berry's man!
Guess Brad's last-ditch effort to polish Skankelina's image didn't work out so well because she still lost out to ANNE "Speed Keeps Ya' Skinny" HATHAWAY!!! The look on Angelina's face during Anne's spastic speech was absolutely f*cking priceless - I'm surprised that serpents didn't spring forth from her hair piece and cast everyone to stone.
Re: dennysays – Please don't EVER insult Paul Newman's memory by comparing him to Brad Pitt. Paul Newman lived modestly and with integrity and he gave every penny of the profits from Newman's Own to charity without having to call a press conference every day. He and Joanne Woodward would NEVER whore out their kids or their relationship the way these two assholes do.
I'm not even sure why people are so damn harsh on Brad and Angelina, I find it very immature and nasty. I get some people love the Jerry Springer crap triangle Jen vs Angelina but it's four years later and some are still stuck on stupid over assuming they had an affair as a reason to bash them.
Two words:
ZOMBIE HANDS
ZOMBIE HANDS
ZOMBIE HANDS
ZOMBIE HANDS
ZOMBIE HANDS
Eat something you nasty bitch
If by pretty you mean the skeleton in the hallway in Poltergeist, then yes, she looks very pretty.
They both look amazing. They're awesome.
Can they just go away and raise their brood?
i'm so sick of seeing them!
She looks way too thin and gaunt looking. Her hands look really bad too
Hardly either. Did you see this whore last night when Anne Hathaway won? LMFAO!!!! She looked so pissed like how on earth did Anne Hathaway win instead of her. She looked like an old hag compared to Anne. Also, one of the news guys said Brad needs an eye job. Too funny! Karma is a mofo! These two are history. You can totally tell how fake they are to each other. Just a matter of time before she moves on to another married man and then here come the custody battles. Brad trying to distance himself from her adopted children and using the fact that she is a nutcase to win custody of his natural children. Hee hee!
whats going on with her?? why is she so think. it doesn't suit her, makes her look bony and old. 5 more lbs might help
The uggly and the homewrecker! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Angelina Jolie looks really really painfully thin. She may be the most beautiful but her body is the LEAST powerful of any heavy sex symbol I've ever seen. She must starve herself which is sad.
lets not forget that brad isn't the only man she stole…she took billie bob away from, what's her face from jurassic park…laura durn, although they were only engaged i believe. she probly took her first husband away from some unsuspecting brittish tart too! johnny lee miller…(hottie!) what a whoooore!!!!! and what did brad call it in that mag? no jen called it right! only i think i would've had choicer words for what santa angelina did to my marrige.
HE'S HOT……..STILL! DAMN! I CRAVE HIM AS MUCH NOW AS I DID WHEN I FIRST SAW HIM IN THELMA AND LOUISE.
does the guy get his balls back after angie kicks him to the curb or is his manhood permanantly on display behind her minibar
Hey Skeletor, want your hands back? Ask Ange. She looks all kind of unhealthy. How does Pitt get fatter and she get skinner? Just because you help the impoverished doesn't mean you should look like one. Hello….Lara Croft—no—Lara Flynn Boyle—YES!
Who has skeleton hands now? Eat a sandwich!
DANM THEY ARE LIKE PERFECT THERE BETTER AND MORE REAL THEN MODELS! AND THERE TALENTED! DANM THEY ARE FABULOUS!
She is a ravishing brunette beauty.
He is a pale-faced, podunk, guy from Missouri, no matter how well they dress him up. I bet he still misses the taste of possum and squirrel meat.
Opposites attract, I reckon'.
Why didn't you mention her staring daggers at Anne Hatheway when she won Best Actress? Was she jealous of her win? Did Brad look at Anne too closely or something?
That dress is SHITEOUS. And her arm/hands could have their own horror film based on them,sheesh. Her hear head looks like it growing, but its really her body is withering away…gross. And brad looks like my pappy.
knowing them, they probably pay perez on the side to praise them…otherwise theyd be bashed on like all the other cheaters and homewreckers.
whats up with her mouth
she looks like a man. and brad pitt isn't looking too great either. I don't understand the obsession
America's royal couple? Speak for yourself! I am disgusted by these two and totally over Perez being on their payroll! UGH!
Ugh, vomit. On both of 'em.
Can we take a minute for Angie's creepy old veiny man hands?
"America's royal couple" ..Perez, are you waiting for brad to leave skeletina and move in with you? … jeez GET OVER THEM everyone is sooo sick of these two phonies it makes us puke, yet here you go, whoring your otherwise great page with these two a$$ wipes.
How sad .
I love them both but, Angie is too thin now.
AMERICA'S ROYAL COUPLE MY ASS!!!!!!
WHAT HAS THIS BITCH DONE IN THIS COUNTRY? WHAT ABOUT OUR POOR AND HUNGRY AND HOMELESS
WHAT ABOUT OUR ORPHANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DOES'NT SHE ADOPT ONE OF THEM HUH?
wow…the 1st pic looks like statues you would find in wax museum…
NO……..SCARY SKINNY TALENTLESS SKELETON AND HER AGING TALENTLESS HASBEEN HUSBAND
That dress is friggen ugly as sin!!!! Its so plain!!!! and she looks like a bag of bones. she needs to eat a burger
THis fucking train wreck is going to be a doozie! Angie does not digest food and we all know it.
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How can you be a good mom when you have some many issues?
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Depression
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Eating disorder
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Obsession with her public image
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Anger issues
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Mood Swings
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Jealousy
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Daddy issues
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need I go on…..
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Whats up with Brad sticking up for Jen in the media regarding her Angie "uncool" comment? Calling her a sweetheart??
And Brad…… no more face close-ups on the mag covers your too old for that. It's bad for your image.
Where is that picture Perez? You should post it…..
She needs to eat! and I'll sure as hell eat up Brad. Dayum he's fucking yummy. My panties get moist just looking at him. mmmmmm mmmmm effin mmmm. Lucky Jolie i'd be sticking my tongue all down his throat while walking down the red carpet.