Kanye Wants Less Fans
Filed under: Kanye West
Kanye West should do stand up or host a talk show or star in his own reality TV show - something that involves talking! Because the things that come out of his mouth are sooooooooo good!
Speaking with Vibe magazine, the Love Lockdown singer said he wants fewer fans…so he can pose naked.
Following a logic only Kanye could possibly know, he explained, "I want the freedom of having less fans. It's like the freedom of having less money. If you have less money, you have less responsibility. It's like Björk. If she wanted to pose naked, you'd be like, 'Oh, that's Björk.' But if I wanted to pose naked, people would draw all type of things into it. I definitely feel like, in the next however many years, if I work out for two months, that I'll pose naked."
Or in a swan dress!
For some reason we have the feeling that if suddenly Kanye had less fans, he'd complain about wanting more fans.
We have to give the Auto-Tune-er credit for wanting to "break every rule and mentality of hip-hop, of black culture, of American culture," even if his methods of doing so seem strange. This is "great art" after all.
What we don't understand is why he doesn't pose nude now…it's not like he thinks badly of himself or anything.
"I believe I am the greatest entertainer of this generation," he told the magazine.
Well then!
Get on with your naked self!!!!
[Image via WENN.]
I'm not a fan of Kanye - definitely not. But if I saw his picture, I would still be appalled. Mainly because I really don't want to see anything that's underneath THAT.
I will offer to take his money so he will be free!
How dare this egotistical prick mention Bjork!! She has more talent inher little finger than he does in his tiny little prick!! You know that's why he is like this, he has a really small cock that will please no man or woman alive!@
LESS MONEY DOESN'T MEAN LESS RESPONSIBILITY DOUCHE
He's whack and nappy. Nobody wants to see your little burnt hairy peen. You know he's too stupid to trim that ni&&a bush up
What is he on?
Money is never a problem, unless you have too little of it.
Re: browneyedgrl9 – Very true, or at least he should qualify it.
Re: Molltiinii – He will have to put some life experience behind him…then he will think differently.
Bjork has more fans than he could ever count.
He's too arrogant; he should be grateful for everything that he has and that he actually has any fans at all.
Mistress you are a fucking jerk and a half for thinking I am that loser Assume. I think you should stop badmouthing Orchidgirl like the bitch you are, and stop using me as an excuse by trying to make it look like I am assume.
LAME.
HOW HAS NO ONE REALIZED PEREZ IS QUOTING KANYE WHEN HE SAYS "I WANT THE FREEDOM OF HAVING LESS FANS"??
Re: SheriMoonZombie – #102 Hey gorgeous. Dont know and dont care. I like my world pink and pretty and I've had a gutful of these woeful haters. Now I've got this stupid "OG is a beautiful blah blah" carrying on. Wish they'd all just fuck off. This place was MUCH nicer without them.
Sorry to hear about your phone problems. The Feds are probably keeping an eye on you - your America's Weapan of Mass Destruction. LMAO!!!
Re: Orchidgirl is a beautiful sweet lady – I couldn't care less who you are. All I know is that you are as annoying and as uninformed as Assume so if the shoe fits . . .
I don't like you, I don't like OG and I don't like anyone who wants to continue this crap.
Live with it and move on.
Find someone else to play with.
Re: Orchidgirl is a beautiful sweet lady – #113
You say I'm a "bitch" like that is a bad thing . . . LOL
In a man's world I'm a woman who can stand up for herself.
I earn friends through mutual respect - not fear or pity - you might like to try that one day . . . it makes for nicer friendships.
You're more of a friend-Titanic than a ship - you just dont know boats!!!
Fake ass posse update. We all know the fuckers act tough and oh so bad hiding behind a computer! Lesson #2:
1) Leona's Ghost is a stripper from L.A. big time slut bucket and likes to feel ultra special on this site hence the creation of a 3rd person wannabe classy, modern woman!
2) Milky's real name is Amy, call her that on the site she loves it! She is here for attention since she gets none at home!
3) Last Star is a felon with deep mental and social issues! Many here are afraid of him based on some of his rants!
Lesson #3 will be available tomorrow! Have a fucked up night regulars! You are the lowest form of human life! Fuckity dispshits!
Re: Orchidgirl is a beautiful sweet lady – Back again and as it seems right on cue, good job! This fake ass posse is annoying!
I like how he seems to think that with more money there is more responsibility. What a deluded asshole.
I think he's on his way to less fans. Keep running your fuckin mouth Kanye, you'll have no fuckin fans in no time you ignorant fuck.
Oh gawd, another Kanye story. NEXT
He is Gay. I'm waiting for him to come out or be outed.
He's a fucking douche bag, his lyrics are walking advertisements! Greatest Asshole of this generation!
Re: Mistress – You like picking on Orchid bitch? Does it make you feel bad ass? You make yourself look really low, ignorant, hateful and several other negative adjectives! Yay picking on Orchid is so rad! Woot-Woot I'm a bad ass manly bitch! Fucking insane, disgusting and beyond silly. Again be careful! I have an idea why don't you email Amy and talk about the site bwahbwahahahahahahaha THIS SITE IS YOUR LIFE!
we should send this guy to Tibet for some enlightenment
i never was a fan of this deformed self righteous toad. does that count?
ASSUME THE POSITION IS BENDING OVER AS WE SPEAK…PREPARING FOR HIS ASS TO GET RAMMED BY ORCHIDGIRL'S FIST!
IT'S TRUE LOVE FOLKS!
Re: Orchidgirl is a beautiful sweet lady – SERIOUSLY BITCH YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER! HOW ELSE TO DESCRIBE A RETARD WHO MAKES NEW ACCOUNTS TO DEFEND HERSELF? HOW SAD HAHAHAHAHA
kanye is a self absorbed douchebag
kind of like orchidgirl in this forum. so sick of this drama with the bitch. shut up already.
I think Kanye should rest assured that his "fans" (or the people that are programed to buy whatever WalMart tells them to buy) and the rest of the world wouldn't read anything into him posing nude. He's not fine enough for it to be hot, and unless he's posing nude while cutting a record it won't be entertaining. Just a lame publicity stunt.
Unless he has a small weenie, then it will be pure hilarity.
Re: Assume the Positions sore anus – What a retard! Keep letting everyone think I am Assume it helps me out! Thanks immature posse regular! Tell your Mom goodnight for me as I am sure you still live at home!
I heart psychos like Andy27 and Orchidgirl
Perez writes: Kanye West should do stand up or host a talk show or star in his own reality TV show - something that involves talking! Because the things that come out of his mouth are sooooooooo good!
Umm Perez he writes and sings music. Those things come out of his mouth don't they? Btw Kanye… Bjork doesn't exactly live the perfect life either. You guys should watch "Bjork attacks a reporter" on YouTube.
What happened to Mistress? Right, she is the Assume impostor and just sent an email to Amy (Milky) informing her of the PH situation at hand! Fucking posse losers! bwahbwahhahahahahahahah! Careful! And I do mean careful!
I LOVE HOW MISTRESS HAS TO MORPH INTO ANOTHER FAKE ASS IDENTITY WHEN SHE CAN'T DEFEND HERSELF! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ANOTHER FAKE ASS EXPOSED! PUNK BITCH!
FUCK YOU MISTRESS! YOUR SO MEAN! AND LEONA, HOW RUDE HAVE YOU BECOME? THINKING I AM ASSUME? I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY DEAREST FRIEND. I LOVED YOU LIKE A SISTER. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW GHASTLY YOU HAVE BECOME. DISGUSTING. SHAME ON YOU!
hes gr8
this cocky jerk needs to go bury himself under a rock somewhere for good!
Re: Plz Luv Me Every1 xoxo Orchidgirl – Please don't make me expose you! Careful!
Re: Plankton is the fake ass posse! – You fucking idiot, what are you talking about? I have been on here from months ago, back when we were all making fun of that psycho homo Andy27. Are you him? Cause you sound like a douche just like he was. Think before you open your hepes infested mouth cocksucker.
Re: Plankton is the fake ass posse! – im not even a regular and its even obvious to me that you are orchidgirl. how gay. get a life.
Re: The Real Andy27 – I know about the Andy homo situation but with so many impostors what's so wrong with me asking questions? Calm down you pathetic moron! Fuck off nobody liked you anyway!
As much as Kanye gets shit for his ego, you have to admire that he puts himself out there like that. The same way you do, Perez! And I love you both - you are both bitchy famewhores and that's why you rock.
Re: Plankton is the fake ass posse! – EXPOSE ME? WHAT? YOU ARE SUCH A BULLY. PICK ON SOMEONE ELSE YOU MEAN JERK. YOU PEOPLE ARE SO RUDE IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
Re: The Real Andy27 – You're such a bad ass! Taking it upon yourself to steal Andy's name! Wow you're so cool! Asshole please go fuck an AIDS victim and die!
Re: Plz Luv Me Every1 xoxo Orchidgirl –
ASSUME'S ANUS IS PUCKERING FOR ATTENTION…HURRY UP BITCH!
we all wanted him to perform his last show naked. he's the black warhol. get with the fewcha chillins.
He is one ugly Monkey ! ! !
Hey Plankton & OG's cheering section - you must get so tired having all these conversations with yourself. We all know it's you HomoCop - there isn't even any question of it. Those of us who have been here long enough will know the truth despite ANTHING you have to contribute (which isn't much).
You've betrayed Milky and your so-called friend Last Star. How low are you to throw the one thing at him that he admitted in good faith.
You can hurl names and insults all you want - it seems to be all that you are capable of doing anyway. At the end of the day we will all logoff and go back to our lives, this place used to be a nice distraction - but you keep fouling it up with your filth. I've never come across anyone so jealous of others in my life. Your hatred and envy are palpable and you're gathering bad karma with every word you print.
I dont care enough about you or OG for this to rate more than a 1 on my Do-I-Give-A-Fuck-O-Meter.
You want to keep having a go at me - fine. I really don't care. I'm more than happy to respond. Till next time.
Re: The Real Andy27 – # 148 You've actually got a good point. Andy27 said he was never going to really go away and this prick is sounding just like him.
Greatest entertainer of the generation…. Steven Colbert had it right when he said that the Freecreditreport.com guys are more a voice of this generation than Kanye
Kayne…. when it comes down to it. i like…."like" the song "Love Lock Down" it's fun and somewhat memorable, but really nothing special. Any other song you wrote, kinda flys out the door. You are forgettable so, therefore, quit bitching about being semi-popular. You're a few hit wonder and will disapeer, you are nooo Jay Z or P-diddy. You are a song with a cute face.
Re: Plankton is the fake ass posse! – #118 BTW Your so-called "Lessons On The Posse" are no more than re-hashed items that have been publicly posted on this site.
Your reference about LG came from Topper.
Your betrayal of Milky was due to someone inadvertantly mentioning her name.
The reference to Last Star was information he provided himself.
You are NOT anyone in the know.
There is NO need to be CAREFUL of you.
Until you are able to offer even 1 piece of legitimate information NOT available on this site you are nothing more than a re-hasher of other people's opinions.
Pick your colours - paint your flag - pick one account - stand under it.
Grow some balls.
BTW Mistress has only ever been Mistress. I do not have the skill for duplicity.
what the fuck is all this? can't we all just make fun of njpaul for the bald fat loser is and get along?
Re: Mistress – What a dumbass you are! You would be sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo suprised! Again Careful bitch! I mean slut! Go email Amy, masturbate and go suck your hubby off! Also don't forget to gmail a certain Mama
Re: Plankton is the fake ass posse! – HAHAHAHHAHA GUESS HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY INFO….HOW FUCKING LAME, I THOUGHT WE WOULD GET SOME GOOD SHIT.
GUESS YOUR GONNA HAVE TO BEND OVER NOW AND TAKE IT LIKE A FUCKING CHAMP!
Re: Mistress – You are so sad! Really you are! I don't even know what to say. I can't imagine my Mom pretending to have a LIFE and find friends on PH! How pathetic must you be? You're children must be sooooo proud> Hey my Mom ignores us and makes friends on Perez! You should be so ashamed of yourself! Seriously you are filth. A PIG! Get your tubes tied and save future children!
after this interview he is surely guaranteed a smaller fan base but PUHLEEEEZE keep your cat shit shriveled up peen from hitting the press! the last thing we need is some oiled up chocolate terd waving in the breeze for all to lose their "hard earned and poor ass dinners" they just ingested! Jeez what a cock!
Re: Mistress – I see you want to push me bitch! Fine! You are going to piss off several of your "posse" members! You did this whore! I'll shove your ass in your faces tomorrow! I told you to stop but you have to try and be a bad ass!
Re: Plankton is the fake ass posse! – I just laughed so hard I farted. Youuu crazy. But it looks like Mistress owned you. For realsies. I would suggest a deep tissue massage..or a lobotomy.
Oh. My. God. Kayne west cry me an f-in river.
Re: .perezhilton.com – For realsies……please a dumbass like you attempting to call any battle! bwahbwahahahahah
Re: .perezhilton.com – Mistress is lying idiot! I guess you don't have a degree in Computer Science, but I do! Certain codes fit Ip's and ONLY certain IP's! I know who morphs!
Re: Plankton is the fake ass posse! – #'s I've lost count.
Fuck you just get more and more upset dont you???
What in God's name do you think you have on me that I need to worry about loser???
Again - all you've had to offer is information already posted on this site.
I've got NOTHING to worry about from you.
NOTHING you say or do will bend me out of shape - you just don't get that.
You've escalated your hatred and abuse but NONE of it is true or personal.
You'll have to live with the fact that ALL your comments are fabricated because you know shit about shit my friend.
BTW my furry friend it is not I who needs to beware. Get my drift.
Re: Mistress – You mean when SHE (BBD) and (Harry) said "Amy" I already knew who she was when BBD slipped! Bitch she was Amy L to the A before….did you know that???
Keep fucking with me bitch!
Re: Mistress – furry? bwahhahahaha Oh you guys are going to blame someone innocent? How said!
Re: Plankton is the fake ass posse! – #177 So you don't remember the reference "furry" - it's not to a person - it's to an incident.
So now I know who you are NOT.
Also good luck accessing those IP codes idiot. LMFAO!!!!
ignorant prick
Definitely needs his own reality show, i would SO WATCH! LOL. He must have a big piece if he wants to show it off, is he a least in the gym working on his fitness? only God know, but yea very INTERESTING. LOL
Perez- u've got a narly BACKGROUND POP UP on ure page! If someone scrolls or even clicks in the PINK - a micro-site POPS up! I hope thats SPAM - and not YOU — U will scare away visitors! xx
Kanye only says this kind of stuff to make people think he's more successful/has more fans than the reality!
I actually only know about Kanye because of all his embarassing self-important talk - not about his so-called amazing music.
He needs to realise that he's the only one who thinks he's all that.
Re: Plankton is the fake ass posse! – "Fucking" with you - I wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot barge pole.
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realise that you're seriously disturbed and have lost all sense of reality.
You accuse everyone here of taking it all too seriously and yet you are the one hell-bent on abusing and accusing everyone of what??? Being friends?
You were included - you chose to take this stance.
You have no-one else but yourself to blame.
If you've got some ammunition then bring it - otherwise so far you're just BORING me.
See, this is what happens when good culture gets to the masses. Kanye West heard some quality (what is referred to as) "indie music" and now he's an artist. Quality art in the hands of dumb people is very dangerous.
OHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOODD!!! THIS DUDE IS SOOO FULL OF HIMSELF !!! DOES HE REALLY THINK THAT ANY ONE WOULD LIKE TO SEE HIS DING DONG HANGING??? EHH???? GIVE US A BREAK MAN YOU ARE NOT EVEN THAT GOOD LOOKING…I THINK SOME ONE NEED A "BRING ME TO EARTH" PILL!! HE IS IN HIS OWN LITTLE WORLD!!! JEEZZZZZZZ!!!
Nobody wants to see his purple crayon. He's gross. Looks like a puppet from Crank Yankers.
Re: gravytoot – Fucking hilarious!!!
Kanye, you can go away now. Nobody cares. You suck. Trust me, you have less fans!!
Kanye
Is a smart business man and will continue to make money listen to old lady. Now child please come on. Mother would be mad as hell! the devil in you Kanye is stupid! come out of him and let him go in Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
And, take your medicine and stop that drinking she ain't coming back its final now you listen to old lady and call exposure entertainment and she'll hook us up. 98 old lady lost old man and I wanted to die!!! oh but now its life, see you at the Grammy and shake old lady hand boy.
Every time he opens his mouth he proves how uneducated and ignorant he is.
His ego doesn't match his importance, he shouldn't even compare himself to Björk cause she's so much more important when it comes to influencing people.
He's not innovative at all and I really hope history will remember him as that.
He is going Mike Tyson.
This is what happens to people like him when their voice of reason dies.
They lose it.
Only a matter of time till he is institutionalized.
That is something he isn't going to have to pray for. Being black and talentless can only take you so far? Even today?
The only thing I'd "draw into it" dude is the same conclusion I draw pretty much every time you open your mouth: You desperately need to get over yourself!
Ok Kanye.3 things.
One:Your not Gods Fucking Gift
Two:You've Just Lost Yourself Some fans
Three:Shut the FUCK up.
kanye's great so hey where's those pics???
He keeps making that SHITTY music and performing it like he did on SNL he will get his wish. Bastard.
"I want the freedom of having less fans." Don't worry, darling. Your wish WILL come true. BTW, what are you paying Perez to keep publicizing you and fawning over your stupidity?
I'm already helping Kanye with his goal of less fans. I saw him in a restaurant last year, and he and his crew and me and my friends were the only customers in there. I took great pleasure in ignoring him as he walked slowly by our table. Glad to help Kanye, anytime!
Honestly Kanye, keep flapping your jaws and it won't be too long before you get your wish of having "less" fans. Who cares if you pose naked, or not? Who cares if you pose at all? Please, just shut up … you're making us all sick.
Re: SheriMoonZombie – SHUT UP YOU RETARD!
Hi, my name is Kanye West. I love myself, and everything I do is perfect. I am the best entertainer of my generation and everyone knows it. If someone disagrees with that, than they must be deaf, because anyone that listens to my music knows that I am the best. I will probably go down in history as the most modest entertainer as well.
what an A$$
I love his attitude!! It's very refreshing!!
you think that after all the shit that has happened to kanye, he wouldn't open his big fat mouth and say stupid shit at the rate that he does. he's losing all of his fans because he is wayyyy to into himself. it's funny that he thinks he's like redefining hip hop, the only thing he is redefining is the definition of the term douche bag. and no one wants to see his naked ass anywayy.
Kanye is the most overated douchebag I have ever seen, he doesn't rap- he talks.
i like kanye. i like he is open about who he is. i'll be a secret fan.
he is a moron! can't stand his ass.
If it makes him feel better, I've NEVER been a fan and now I vow never to become one.
Re: Plankton is the fake ass posse! – why don't you gmail me fuckface?
WHAT A DOUCHE!!! Never liked him….
Kanye is so ungrateful for everything….
FUCK KANYE!!