Kanye Wants Less Fans
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Kanye West should do stand up or host a talk show or star in his own reality TV show - something that involves talking! Because the things that come out of his mouth are sooooooooo good!
Speaking with Vibe magazine, the Love Lockdown singer said he wants fewer fans…so he can pose naked.
Following a logic only Kanye could possibly know, he explained, "I want the freedom of having less fans. It's like the freedom of having less money. If you have less money, you have less responsibility. It's like Björk. If she wanted to pose naked, you'd be like, 'Oh, that's Björk.' But if I wanted to pose naked, people would draw all type of things into it. I definitely feel like, in the next however many years, if I work out for two months, that I'll pose naked."
Or in a swan dress!
For some reason we have the feeling that if suddenly Kanye had less fans, he'd complain about wanting more fans.
We have to give the Auto-Tune-er credit for wanting to "break every rule and mentality of hip-hop, of black culture, of American culture," even if his methods of doing so seem strange. This is "great art" after all.
What we don't understand is why he doesn't pose nude now…it's not like he thinks badly of himself or anything.
"I believe I am the greatest entertainer of this generation," he told the magazine.
Well then!
Get on with your naked self!!!!
[Image via WENN.]
What a jackass.
Greatest Entertainer I think not, he's not even mediocre.
Now if he said "Greatest Ego" then yeah.
In a few years from now we'll be asking "Kanye who? Whatever happened to him."
OMG! Why is this douche allowed to speak?
okay mr. west, you can shut the fuck up now.
YOU WANT LESS FANS? IF YOU WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT…BUT HAVE LESS FANS….I HAVE SOME NEWS. IF YOU LOOK GOOD NAKED YOU'RE GONNA HAVE MY NINE POUND DICK RAMMED UP YOUR ASS UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME!!!!!!!!!!
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HELL YEA! JUMP DOWN ON IT AND SQUAT LIKE YOU WANT IT!!!
WELL I AM NOT A FAN AND WOULD NOT WANT TO SEE HIM POSE NAKED. I REALLY DON'T THINK HE HAS AS MANY FANS AS HE THINKS. HE'S ALWAYS SUCH A SORE LOSER AT AWARDS WHEN HE DOESN'T WIN. THE TRUTH IS…….HE SHOULDN'T WIN ANYTHING. HE'S A TALENTLESS ASSHOLE AND TREATS PEOPLE HORRIBLY. I'VE WITNESSED IT FIRST HAND, BELIEVE ME. THE ONLY THING HE SHOULD WIN AN AWARD FOR IS SMOKING CRACK AND POT CONSUMPTION. THAT'S HIS TRUE TALENT!
"I believe I am the greatest entertainer of this generation."
-Kanye West
Kanye is fucking delusional.
JFYI: COLD will be releasing tour dates in the next 2 weeks for their "Reunion" tour(let's hope they like it so much they decide to stay together)…now that's fucking entertainment and…talent.
This is hilarious, even coming from this jackass with short man syndrome. Re: NervousNell –
Awesome. I love that you brought up the "short man syndrome".
Is it any wonder why I loves me a lengthy man?
Just another egocentric hip-hop "star"….If he's the greatest, fucking crack a smile! Instead, he always looks pissed off or constipated. Pull your head out your ass so you can shit!
Do we know that this talentless mofo still has any fans?
Stop Staring At Me!!!
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I've seen Kanye lately and he still needs to work out a bit before he even considers disrobing in front of millions! He's still fine but he's not quite there yet! He's insane but he is not afraid to speak his mind, no matter what craziness comes out of it, so I can't help but love him!
He only says shit like that to get attention, the more stoooopid stuff he says the more he's in the news. I like maybe 2 songs of his, but he is just plain annoying. and ewwwww seeing him naked would make me wanna tear my eyes out.
He complains more than a woman…& people say we complain a lot but he tops all of us!!! I don't like his looks, the way he talks and acts sometimes like he is this big shot…not humble or nice at all…get a look in that mirror on the wall…he will ask Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the prettiest of all? The mirror would say "man have u really looked at yourself…how horrific looking you are" He is nauseating to me!!
i want to see him engulfed in flames
He is a DWEEB! Idiot! He won't even be remembered in a couple of years!
For a moment there I thought it was Enrique Iglesias! Well, slightly more tanned!
can't stand him so no worries he has 1 less fan here. Most people can't stand him because of his arrogance.. he better be careful what he wishes for otherwise he'll end up like Eminem. Nowhere.
what perez DIDNT mention is how in the article what he means is he would rather have 20,000 dedicated fans that love him for who he is than have 100,000 fans that like whatever single he has out just for the moment. dont get it twisted perez!
you'll have less fans way sooner than you think, you arrogant jackass