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Wino's Husband Files For Divorce!!!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Amy Winehouse
It was only a matter of time!
We're surprised it took this long, actually.
The inevitable has happened: Amy Winehouse's jailbird of a husband, Blake Incarcerated, has filed for divorce from the singer, who is claiming that she is now off the drugs.
And, it's gonna be a messy divorce!
Wino and Blaaaaaake do NOT have a pre-nup. She has publicly confessed to having at least one affair, though more have been documented. And Fielder-Civil is gonna go after her money!
Blake Incarcerated's lawyer, Henri Brandman, says that Blaaaaaaaake had instructed him to launch the divorce action on the grounds of Amy's adultery.
Let the fighting begin!!!!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: January 11, 2009 at 3:24 pm
I'm still thinking about what her rancid bikini bottoms must smell like, not to mention the body parts that they shield the Earth from.
Re: Milky Milky – Mooooo I've missed you too. Its been kinda nuts but hey it's all just a fart in a doona at the end of the day.
Hope you're all well and the princess is feeling better.
Much love
xoxoxoxo
Re: SWEETPIECE lOVES THE POSSE! – Thanks beautiful - you were pretty good yourself. xoxoxox
Re: joyous1 – You should trademark or copyright or whatever that line. I can see it on a t-shirt with an image of her.
Re: Hitler is my Idol – Isn't there a nice fascist knitting circle you can be bothering right now?
You know of course then don't you that Adolf was a homosexual submissive who loved nothing more than being sodomised by one of his "Ayran Gods" whilst being degraded for being a "Jew Dog". Hitler spent his life full of self-loathing and took it out on an entire race.
Nice to see you look up to him. Can we expect the same from you?
It's nice when old "friends" turn up with new faces.
How many faces do you have?
Two at least that we know of. LOL
Re: SWEETPIECE lOVES THE POSSE! – Don't talk around me. A posse and a clique are different. A clique can thrive within a posse! Any other questions?
WHO THE FUCK CARES!!!!!!
MICKEY ROURKE JUST WON THE GOLDEN GLOBE FOR BEST ACTOR! (THE WRESTLER)
AND
ANNA PAQUIN WON FOR BEST ACTRESS IN A TV SHOW: TRUEBLOOD
WHY WHY AHY ARE YOU NOT REPORTING NEWSWORTHY STORIES LIKE THIS AND TALKING ABOUT THIS FUCKING CRACKHEAD? I HOPE SHE DIES SOON. I'M SOOOOO SICK OF HEARING ABOUT HER UGLY ASS!
Re: SWEETPIECE lOVES THE POSSE! – Thats what I thought - we're ALL Perez's Posse.
I think the though it gets used to describe the group of people here to get on well and exchange greetings.
The hatred part was so wrong here - anyone has always been welcome. I never understood that part.
I guess it's like when you start work at a new office and everyone knows one another and in time you get to know people and have areas of similarity with some people and areas of conflict with others.
But this world is meant to be a little more tongue in cheek and hopefully a little less PC. It's a shame that so much hatred was thrown about.
I got hammered - I had some terrible things said about me, but I'm not going to let it bother me because that person doesn't know me or know anything about me. It would be different if it were a close friend - that would hurt, but not this. I'm just not one to back down when someone is having a go at me - but I don't respond with hateful, mean comments - usually just the truth as I see it. My daddy used to say "Opinions are like arseholes - everyone has one" LOL We come hear each day to read P's arsehole and submit our own.
It's all good.
It's all that much sweeter for having you here.
Don't go changing.
I know I wont.
Much love.
xoxoxox
Re: Mistress – I do enjoy our banter! ox
uhhh, i'm pretty sure any divorce judge will look at how badly Blake turned Wino's life into a total trainwreck, managed to land himself in jail numerous times, said he was "drug free" but then tested positive, and then headed back to jail. Then look at how Wino's taken a stand for herself and say "hmm, fuck you Blake you get jack shit."
OH n0,. Shaleta'tweet sAy wAtcH yo' bAck.
Re: Hitler is my Idol – I ranted??? My apologies.
Re: Mistress –
As a newcomer who has been reading, observing and basically keeping my mouth shut I must now say that I have felt way too inimidated by the way alot of people treat "newbies". They are mostly told to STFU if some of the old timers don't like their opinion.
Perhaps if people were given a chance instead of being slammed immediately you would have a much nicer chat room without so much hatred.
Re: Chianti & Flava Beans – STFU! Just kidding! Wink!
I think he should take her for what she is worth for her being a sumb ass druggie loser!
Re: Hitler is my Idol –
You seem familiar and remind me of someone else here. Have you had another identity?
So are you looking to start a clique of your own here? Adolf is dead and gone so are you filling in for him now or do you have a fearless leader to admire?
Ahhhhight chilluns. Mammy S, Lawzy is up in this hice. Girls, y'alls awrite?
I been catchin' up, an' takin' names. I swears sum o' these trolls makes me tired. I done already sayed I'se acuttin a hickory switch and puttin' some red stripes on sum backsides. I swears, Assume the P. is gonna drive Mammy to fetchin' the lash. As my grear grand daddy said, the tongue o' the lash always speaks the truth. Sets it free from he who bleeds under the lash.
(Mammy thinks AP would actully enjoy a good spankin' too much t actully put the strap to him.)
That Plankton Botttom Feeder and this hiyunh Hiitler, hhuummmmmffffffppppphhhh……spineless, friendless, nutless, rejecks of society. Mammy just want to hug 'em 'n' hole 'em tight. Obviously they cryin' out, like that pitimous pitture of OG, fo' some recognishun, luv, 'n' 'tention.
Iffin they's don't straighten up and gets wid the program, Mammy be jess the one to reach out 'n' snatch 'em inta this week. Yep, they picked the one.
OMG WHAT A SHOCKER!!! NONE OF US SAW THIS COMING!!!!
Re: Mistress – you really do deem yourself special here. You approached me and you react like a smart ass when questioned on the contact you initiated! I'm going to bed this is the dumbest shit ever. You feel you rule this site in some way. Entitled really! Disturbing
Re: Hitler is my Idol – Chile, you's can either go peacefully to bed now,….or we's can go out behind the woodshed fo' a minit,….'n' then you goes to bed. Mammy'll let you decide.
Hhhhhuuuummmmfffffpppphhhh.
Now.
Re: Hitler is my Idol – What's your point?
Attention whore!
Re: Hitler is my Idol – Careful my friend, your dark side is showing. Was it not you who said to Sweetpiece "Dont talk around me" - so I addressed my comment directly to you.
I think you are the one lost and confused.
Re: Lawzy Lawzy Miss Scarlett –
Hi, may I ask you what does it mean , "that pitimous pitture of OG "? I can't understand. (-:
Re: Lawzy Lawzy Miss Scarlett – Lawzy Lawzy - the voice of the people. You embody the true energy of what should be enjoyed here - both real and imagined. As they sang in the old James Bond movie - "Nobody does it half as good as you" . . . LOL
Was your question "Who is the leader of the clique"? I don't know. I'm not sure what clique you're referring to. Name names and I might follow what you mean. I'm not in a clique let alone lead one.
Adolf was the supreme clique leader. I find it ironic that you wouldn't like cliques or maybe it's just not belonging is what rankles you.
Re: Mistress – Exactly! to another not you! May I ask why you felt the need to inject yourself? Ahhh attention, and ego hungry! You needed a good feeding!
Re: Chianti & Flava Beans – I'm sorry that's been your experience here. I for one love the commentary and flavour bought in by new people - it spices things up and always gives some interesting views on differing opinions.
In some ways in this world we're all in a big, dark tunnel and every person comes equipped with their own flashlight to shine on different parts of the world.
I love coming into the comments section and having my own beliefs challenged by what I read. I often end up being able to see totally differing points of view and learn a lot more about the "story" than Perez reported.
There are a lot of very well read and informed people here.
Please feel free to say hi - it's nice to meet you and I'm glad you spoke up.
Maybe some others will take note and try to be nicer . . . maybe. LOL
Re: Mistress – Wait you are Sweetpice too? This site is full of rejects I had no clue!
Mistress: Was it not you who said to Sweetpiece "Dont talk around me" - so I addressed my comment directly to you.
Re: topper – If there is a Leader can it PLEASE be you???? I'd follow that ass anywhere!!!! LMAO
I have been in a few online groups or cliques and they are kinda silly just a few bored people at home or work lots of housewives. Usually a few mentally ill bad apples float around and troll the board (make new avatars and pose as a group members). They are worth joining if you like drama and don't take it to seriously like get your feelings hurt or let it affect your real life.
Re: orchidgirl – Chile, t'other day, Frizay I thinks it was, one o' these preverted trolls always lurking aroun' was puttin' on that he was you. Had a big o' pitiful avatar of you with y' puss all soured up and red-faced and squawling like a wilecat.
Jess a horrible, ptitful picture.
I lost count at the trolls by this mawning up in here trying to spread discord.
They's oughtta knows a man who sows discord in his own house will reap the whirlwind.
Re: Lawzy Lawzy Miss Scarlett – Slave go pick my cotton, make my dinner and tomorrow I'll sell you to my neighbor! I hate ni&&ers!
Re: Chianti & Flava Beans – I agree with you 100%.I've said high to alot of posse members never once have they ever responded with a welcome or a hello.That one girl OC calls herself the head of the posse and only speakes to other posse members.I think it's a fantasy they live out because in the rear world they probably have no friends at all.So they hide behind a cumputer and hake up a likf they wish they had.It really is kind of sad .I dont hate them just feel sorry for them.I would never treat others that
way.
Re: SWEETPIECE lOVES THE POSSE! –
I just peeked into PerezHilton, saw there were no haters / impostors, and thought I'll say good night to everyone. It is so peaceful and nice (-:
Re: topper – Right, I'm really Hitler!
nobody cares about her
yeah, cause you all are soooo damn important with your "my kids" "my workout"-sobbing.
it's highly annoying to have to read all of this same shit over and over.
come up with something interesting, or leave the space for people who really care for perez' "news" and are not trying to make themselves to stars (what will never happen, believe me) (but guess you should be old enough to know).
ASSume, you little twerp! Does your mommy know you’re not asleep and tomorrow is a school day. You keep coming back here hoping to make some friends and you get your ass handed to you. Just go out and hire a little boy to boss around. You can spank and humiliate him to make yourself feel big and important. But here, you get no respect.
Re: Mistress – Mistress, honey, I been herr fo' a minit. Way long before some of these low down dirty carpetbaggers, I'sa herr now, and I'll be's herr long, long aftin they's be gone.
Point is, evuhbody gettin' along 'n' habbin a good time. Show, we's all diffent, alls gots our own schtick, but we looks over one 'nothers idiotsincrazazy's and gets along.
Mo' fun that way.
Sweet Jessuss, werr did things get off track. Lawzy, Lawzy. It's high time us ol' timers step forward and heave this boxcar back on the track.
Newcomers be scerred off by all this scurillous 'n' triflin bickerin 'n' scufflin.
Re: Lawzy Lawzy Miss Scarlett –
I know which one you are talking about . It had an avatar of a crying girl . There is a whole bunch of them using my name Orchidgirl . I haven't been logging on at night for several days because I tried to avoid all those characters.
The world is full of ball less asswipes and the thing called "Hitler" is one of them!
Yes, I will always call out any puss brained, weasel mouthed dick. You pose as a "newbie". Your wretched words betray you! Keep it up! I'm working late. Entertain me motherfucker! Ha, ha, ha, ha!!!! You powerless little peened robot!
Re: Hitler is my Idol – Racist moron - go peddle your filth elsewhere - this place is too pink for you.
You're just another figment of Assume's twisted imagination.
Deny all you want.
You're just another piece of tragic flotsam and jetsam who wants to spread hatred and ignorance.
You're dime a dozen.
Re: Sweetpiece remains! – #147 I remain your humble admirer . . . LOL
Go get him Sweet!!!
Re: Hitler is my Idol – Haahaahaaaaaa……..Honey, you livvin in a day done long past on by.
Mammy lives a life of sweet retirement on St Charles Avenue, in New Awleens. Most all my peoples dead now, but Mammy's got more money than you could shake a stick at.
I has my own porch swept by the young white boy who rents back down the block behine me. Times change, don't they? Haahaahaa. Turn right aroun' an' slap y' in the face. Haahaahaaaa.
Next time he comes 'roun, Imma ast that white boy iffin he knows you. Haahaahaahaaaaaa.
Ast 'im iffin you needs a job, jess come by 'n' see Mammy. I'll fine sumpin aroun' here for y' to do to put a dollah in y' pocket. Haahaahaahaaaaaa.
Ooooooohhh……Lawzy, Lawzy.
Re: Hitler is my Idol –
I didn't say that you were Hitler. I said that you don't dislike cliques. You just want so much to belong to a "group" that you'll go to extremes like to admire Hitler and become a white supremacist. You're just pitiful and I feel so sorry for you.
Re: Mistress – I'll do what I can. I have to brush up on my baton twirling.
Re: Hitler is my Idol – See 138, chilluns…??? That's how y' calls 'em out. The fools done outted hisself now. Diddin take much. Played right into ol' Mammy's hands. Mammy ain't no fool.
Haaahaaaahhaaaaaahaaaaaaa.
I do tickle myseff.
Ooooh, Lawzy.
Re: Chianti & Flava Beans – Chile, you gone be jess fine. Evuhbody welcome here. Jess do Mammy a fava and take the "L" out of "flava", wouldcha? It's a "fava' bean, honey, a fava bean.
Re: Sweetpiece remains! –
I can't believe that there is a person with a name "Hitler is My Idol" in this room. I simply can't believe it.
Re: all time loser. – Number 139, you gone be fine, too. Jess fine. Like I says, evuhbodies welcome here. Evuhbody.
'Cept rude haters like Hitler, but he'll be ahwright. Yazz, he be ahhhhhhight.
Re: orchidgirl – Oh just some lost soul wanting some attention! You know how it is. So, I gave him some.
See what I mean.You are the only person to say hi to me and I welcome it.From where I come from the newcomer is the most impotant person on the website (i think you know what I mean).I most likely wont be back but it was nice meeting you,
Re: Hitler is my Idol — Lawzy Lawzy Miss Scarlett – Slave go pick my cotton, make my dinner and tomorrow I'll sell you to my neighbor! I hate ni&&ers! –
Well, well, well, number 138. That's what we call a "Pink Suicide" around here. An identity killer. No one will ever read a post or pay any attention to you ever again, after an explosion like that. Thanks for pulling the trigger on yourself. All our hands are left clean. LOL.
Re: all time loser. – I do like your avi!
Re: Sweetpiece remains! –
Sweetpiece, you probably know that during World War II thanks to Hitler's army there were over 72 million people killed , including 47 million civilians and 25 million military.
The country where I was born, Russia, had more the 26 million people killed by Hitler's army.
The city where I was born, St.Petersburg (Leningrad) had 1,5 million people STARVED to death during the 900 days siege when it was surrounded by Hitler's army.
There are graves all over Europe with crosses and stars of David because of Hitler's army.
And there is a person here with the name ?Hitler is my idol".
Oy gevalt.
Re: all time loser. –
Goodbye………say hello to ASSume.
Until tomorrow! ox
Re: Chianti & Flava Beans –
Welcome to PerezHilton.
It's a lot of fun. There are some very nice people, and some not very nice (-:
Re: Harry Johnson – You are one sad, lonely, pathetic, bitter, socially inept circus freak, aren't you? You need some friends. Maybe take a college class or something. A little education, some vocabulary, and a good plastic surgeon to fix your scrotum-face and your stinky chode-neck.
Re: orchidgirl – THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR THE MOST POPULAR WOMAN ON THIS WEBSITE EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE YOU .YOU ARE LIKE THE MANAGER OF THIS WEBSITE.YOU'E VERY SMART YOU KEEP IT FROM FALLING APART WITHOUT YOU THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE POSSE WOULD FALL APART. YOU KNOW JUST WHAT TO SAY AND CALM EVERYONE
DOWM.YOU ARE DEFINITLY THE MAIN DIVA/ORCHID GIRL.KEEPUP THE GOOD WORK.IM A FIRST TIME NEWBIE BUT FROM WHAT I READ YOUR THE BOMB.
Re: all time loser. –
I am not diva ! No ! I logged on PerezHilton last November for the first time in my life. So I am quite new here, just like you. But I do like some people here very much.
Good night , people !
Re: all time loser. – Number 165, Hahaha. She just sloughed you off. You and your patronizing bullshit. You may have fooled the rest, but you haven't fooled me. You ARE a Loser.
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In return I promise to make your name known and cause you to be invoked. Say three Our Fathers, three Hail Mary's and three Glorias. Publication must be promised. Saint Jude pray for us all who invoke your aid. Amen
This Novena has never been know to fail.
This Novena must be said for 9 consecutive days.
Thank You Saint Jude, Saint Anthony, Saint Theresa, Mother Mary and all those who watched over me and took my prayers and requests to the Lord my God.
Re: agirldanni – Dont you people normally take out ads in the paper for this type of thing???
Its a bit cold - you didn't even say hello first.
Just more propaganda . . .
Re: Mistress – yes. you are right. i apologize.
Ugh gross stab my eyes out she's so repulsive…
Omg…This Hitler lover guy is a fucking tool. Why are you people even bothering talking to him at all? With luck he's going to kill himself or get shot by the cops…either way he's pathetic and is sure to burn with Hitler perpetually. Enjoy the fire and flames you fucking wacko! Give Hitler a 'fuck you' from the general population. =)
Re: Lawzy Lawzy Miss Scarlett – wassup mofos? lawzy lawzy, u r 1 of the funniest bitches on this site. bat boy loves the blacks, whites, hispanics, asians, gays, straights, etc. There's enough room 4 all of u mother fuckers in my cave! Bat boy lives, bitches!
Re: agirldanni – ummm, what the fuck? perhaps you need to go to confession, sweet girl.
FUCK BLAKE I LOVE AMY.
And they were such a LOVELY couple!
he bad for her. i saw her live before Blake was put away and she made him stand on the edge of the stage and sang the whole thing to him. he had a weird hold on her mentality.
Im pleased for Amy, this divorce will save her life
Re: all time loser. – #165 You're no newcomer - you've changed your name on your profile at least twice. LOL
Good try though.
Yeah, Blake the paragon of virtue sure deserves a bunch of Amy's money. I bet he wants a divorce because what he learned in prison was how much he likes taking it up the ass.
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Re: thAtSHoT! – I hope for her sake that what u say is true. I think she is very talented and hopefully will go on with a good life
Pre-nups dont really work in England anyway. A judge can pull them apart and award what they like.
Re: Lawzy Lawzy Miss Scarlett –
When I tried to use the correct spelling this site wouldn't accept it. They also wouldn't accept an avitar that was much mellower than this. Whomever is in charge must think think that fLava not fava is the correct spelling - LOL
Re: orchidgirl –
Thank You - Hello to you too.
i feel so sorry for amy, shes a mess enuf as it is. anyway if he hadn't been a jerk off and got himself in prison, she wouldn't hav had the affairs!
Isn't that nice, the lady FINALLY gets off of hard drugs (which he got her onto) and is gaining some toehold into mental health and the dirtbag files for divorce. Couldn't he have waited a few months, until she was stronger? Oh no, not Blake the Fake. Hope to god that the judge doesn't give this pathetic loser a red cent of Winehouse's.
go amy!
I don't feel sorry for her either. Hopefully she learns a lesson from this and get her $h!t together.
Re: ssmarty –
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UK courts do recognise pre nups as long both parties have taken legal advice.
people in the uk just dont normally get them thats all