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Filed under: Broadway Babies > Fill In The Blank > Suri CruiseKatie Holmes carries her alien princess to the final performance of her Broadway play, All My Sons.
Judging by that look on her face….
If little Suri Cruise could tell us something, she'd say "_____________."
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Posted: January 12, 2009 at 5:00 pm
This is FUCKING lame!!! Someone PLEASE kidnap me for some adventure!!!
Helppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK OFF LOSERS!
"I'M FREEZING..SERIOUSLY MOTHER IF YOU WEAR ONE, WHY CAN'T I?
fuk scientology and the horse the rode in on…that includes u daddy!
If little Suri Cruise could tell us something, she'd say "_____________."
WHY DON'T YOU JERKS SHUT UP ABOUT ME ALREADY AND GET A LIFE?
Fuck you Perez!
Cut my bangs!
"Please, no pictures!" LOL!
Leave me the FUCK alone, I am just a baby!
Why am I not allowed to walk?
If little Suri Cruise could tell us something, she'd say "Why is my daddy trying to make my Mommy look like Zac Efron?" And I would say that question answers itself.
Where is MY COAT!! I AM CCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!!!
i was a virgin birth and tom is NOT my daddy
"Can someone please now post that I need a haircut, because it is hard to see, and the tips of my hair poke my eyes, it worked last time with the sweater situation…"
trim my bangs
She would probably say, " Please stop taking my picture, I'm just a kid. It's not my fault my parents are cyborgs. And Perez, please stop talking about me"
But, that's just my guess
I want this fucking blanket off me bitchface….
at least this is better than the Joile-pitt household
What are these two dangly things below my bum? I don't believe I've ever used them
Fu bitches.I can't wait till the day I'm old enough to rip your heads off and drag your heart up thru your throats!!!
Please, for the love of Xenu, cut my bangs and give me a coat! A big puffy blanket wont keep me that warm!
"seriously, cut my fucking bangs already..i cant see for shit"
I'm cold! It's warmer on the alien planet I came from! Scientology sucks! I don't want to end up like Jett!
….. STFU Perezito!
will someone please help me this life sucks
MOMMY I'M COLD AND IT'S A HIGH OF ONLY 27 DEGREES HERE IN NEW YORK AND I NEED A COAT. CAN SOMEONE SLIP ME THE NUMBER FOR THE ADMINISTRATION FOR CHILDRENS SERVICES SO THEY CAN HELP ME PLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE!!!!
bite me
She'd say "HELP!"
Fuck..I can't see a fucking thing.
Little Suri would be screaming- Someone help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM SORRY,IT SOUNDS MEAN BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE A NASTY TEMPERED LITTLE BITCH.
LOOKS LIKE SHE IS GOING TO SAY: ”FUK OFF KUNTS”.
"Get me a babysitter. I want to stay home and sleep when it's dark"
HELPPP MEEE!
Fucking save me, my mom's performance in this shit play SUCKS ASS!
"I MADE THE BABOONS 'LOST IT' AT THE CENTRAL PARK ZOO AND I WILL DO THE SAME TO ALL WHO BESMIRCH THE GOOD NAME OF XENU!!!"
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let me liveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Re: old_chick – lol………i was thinking the same thing……what 2 year old wants to hang out at the theater day in and out??
SAVE ME…PLEASE!!!
I'm tired of being carried around like a sack of potatoes. I'm sleepy, I wanna go to bed, HELP ! ! ! !
I'm so incredibly spoiled
Silence!!! I KILL YOU!!!
Why is everyone so obbsessed with me, I'm just a toddler! Please leave me alone!
why does everyone care so much about this little girl?
"Do you think Brad and Angelina are taking applications?! I mean I think they would at least make sure I had a coat when it was cold, jeez! All hail Xenu!"
i need my bangs cut
Scientology sucks
Man, I wish both my parents weren't rat shit crazy…
I hate my life! (Sigh!)
I am a spoiled rotten little brat and I have a lemming for a mommy, a bat shit crazy alien for a father and my parents keep draggin me to shit that has nothing to do with entertainment for kids. HELP ME!!!! PS: LRH lives under my bed….
FUCK YOU!! No really, that's what it looks like she's about to say.
Seriously, can Tom and Katie stop pimping out Suri. The kid is always crying in pictures and hates the paps. Other parents protect their children, the Cruise's should, too.
……" Fuck you all. I'm RICH BITCH!!!"
Buger! (in english term!)
she would say "Im too young for a face full of make-up!"
cut my bangs.
Suri is saying,"Please help, daddy won't let mommy buy me a jacket and I am so cold. Also daddy talks in some strange talk and I don't understand him. And there is a boogie man and daddy knows him"
I really feel for this kid…….and her mommy
It looks like cheese trying to say "Fuck joo". Look at her mouth!!!
La Coacha from www.chismetime.com
cut my bangs so i can see!!
Give my parents a book on parenting.
i'm fucking cold!!!!
HI, MY NAME IS SURLY COOZ
"Daddy promised to buy me a flying car so I can fly to Youranus to visit Uncle Xenu"
"i just pooped in my pants…"
FUCK U ALL! I WANT A FUCKING COAT, AND I WANNA WALK REAL BAD! WAIT HOW THE FUCK DO I WALK???
She'd say "Fuck you Perez. Get out of my life you nosy, opinionated, child-attacking jackass."
cut my bangs!!!!!
I just shit an alien.
"suck it paps! My mommy and daddy could buy and sell you!"
"C'MON PAPS- THIS IS STARTING TO GET OLD"
I can't see anything, cut my bangs
Redrum!
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you call these parents? They keep me out late and never put a coat on me. At least they covered me with a blanket!
" he was wearin' a bright red top hat and he rammed his fist up my daddy's ass!"
"Snarf. Snarf."
i saw daddy kissing santa claus
she's say we are all aliens
why does my dad have a cage full of hamsters
Why does my dad call my mom a beard all the time
Snarf. Snarf…
Its O.K. She won't remember any of this
She'd say take me to 56th and 3rd for some chicken over rice and I'm fucking cold BITCH!
"Take me to your Leader"
it looks like she's about to say… FUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Take me to my leader bitch
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
My parents are crazy, I'm freezing, I need some real food and real friends fast!!! Am I the only kid on the planet?
Ffffuck not again… Mom! Stop using me as a human shield against the paps!!! I know I am cute… but for fuck's sake! Leave me alone! And cut my bangs too - they're in my eyes!
I'm a little girl of 3 years old Perez. Why do you call me an alien? When I'm old enough to understand, it will really hurt my feelings.
"Please get my bangs trimmed, I can't see!"
Suri always seems to be whining or crying..WTF? I hope it's just a passing stage.
"why am i at this fucking play AGAIN?! it's not for kids, it's on late, i hate the paps and it's way past my bedtime!"
cut my bangs… i can't see shit!
can I hang with kids my own age?????
I have no idea what the hell is up with my mom's hair either.
I hate the life I'm "living"!
f*ck off!
m.
why does daddy let men fuck him in the ass
daddy says one day i will have ron l hubbards baby
Cut my bangs and wipe this fucking lipstick off!
SAVE KATIE?!?! SAVE SURI!!!!!!