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Brody Addresses "Rumors"
Filed under: Love Line > Brody JennerHey everyone! Guess what? Brody Jenner is not engaged!
Oh, you didn't hear that rumor?
Yeah, neither did we!
So we don't really know what Brody is talking about in his little video post.
We even read through as much of his readers' comments as we could stomach (admittedly, it wasn't much) and we found only one mention of an engagement.
So what's he talking about?
Posted: January 12, 2009 at 8:00 pm
lame
I want this boy to squat over my face and let me tickle his belly button…FROM THE INSIDE!! *YUMMY!!*
Chargers..!
Gotta LOVE the jar of hand cream and cum rags next to the bed!!!!!
What about the rumour he had Frankie's dick up his ass last night? Is he going to address that one? I know it's true…I saw pictures!!!!!!!!
he's really effing hot
i almost positive nobody is rimming this guy…
Sorry, but Perez Hilton is NOT saying what everyone is thinking. That man is filled with hate/rage/jealousy and bad taste. Read his blog. Everyone that comments on his posts are telling him how much of an ahole he is. He steals material from everywhere else, then insults celebs from borrowing ideas from others. No one likes him except the "media" because they believe his self-inflated figures for his website. It's honestly quite sad.
Why does this douchebag sound exactly like his douchebag ex-friend Spencer Pratt? Their voices are exactly the same. I'm terrified… they're clones!
He iz zo fucking hottttttttttttttttttttttt
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Do we care?? I don't even know who the hell that is!
F*ck this no talent douchebag. He's just another famous parent dumbass kid trying to ride on their parents coat tails. Only thing is their parents had some talent, but unfortunately for them they have zero.
what a fucking loser
he needs his ass eaten out for a good 35 minutes, definately.
baah, he just wants people to pay attention to him
who cares anyway?
But he still likes ballsonchin!
hahahahahha that's funny. good one, P!
Who cares. He is another Rumor Willis, famous because of his parents. No talent and egotistical. And has a douche name.
Re: Andy27 –
You are making me spray my shorts Andy. I thought your dick was ready for my mouth.
Why the fuck is he laying in bed? Seriously I hate this guy.
Dinner time, later bitches, Wooshie, suck my big American balls! " Oh say can you see…. " no, cause my dicks in your eye!
perez baby I met you yesterday at borders!!! thank you so much for coming to oakbrook that shizzz was currazy.
as for brody? he's crazy too.
Re: JohnnyCakes – Re: harrybalsac – Hey, you sexy bitches!!! I'm not dead….just been actually working for a change. Ha!! xxoxoxoxoxoxoox
wtf? dude that's f'ed up. prob made it up himself
Is this a bottle of lube on his nightstand??
wtf? dude that's f'ed up that he would make up a engegement
Everyone hates Perez because they say he is so full of hate—well stop coming to his website then! I am mormon and when that whole prop8 thing happened it was hard for me to read how much everyone hated mormons so guess what?! I didnt real any posts concerning prop8 or mormon hating! If you dont like what he does look away!
**~~ !! O Please read!!!!
You can click the link and go to Brody's page and leave a comment and it automatically posts to the wall.
PLEASE GANG GO DO IT SPAM HIS PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he's hot!!!!!! i wanna suck his dick!
ok. now, can someone tell me who this person is?
awww poor thing!! he thinks he is important and that everyone talks about him, and that we care if he is engaged or not! hahahaha sooo pathetic
by the way, who is he?
ugh, what a D-BAG! I can't stand him!
Who the fuck is Brody Jenner?
WHO IS HE? a nobody! thats what i thought. god im sick of this shit.
What A Cutie =]
Re: Adickd – thank you so much for that suggestion!
Re: Andy27 – Andy, you look familiar. Was my cock up your ass last night?
Obviously the spoiled rich kid is just trying to drum up publicity for his gay show. Lame…and his poor girlfriend. He's just using her as an "IN" for Playboy Mansion parties.
It's hilarious how Brody talks and acts all "gangsta" when he was raised in Malibu.
he's such a douche-bag.make that a talentless ,fame-mongering, one string guitar, dipshit
I thought the whole "Brody is engaged" rumor started MONTHS ago. I guess he waited until his show officially sucked balls to try and inject himself into the gossip world again.
lol
Hey Brody,
you could be engaged to me anytime
Re: Andy27 –
i think you got in trouble at work for being on Perez all day
Why didn't he address the "rumors" about his sexuality? I'd be more concerned about those rumors than one about him being engaged to a GIRL!!!! He needs to fire his publicist/manager IMMEDIATELY!
Knucklehead!
this guy is a total tool - who cares about his BS life anyway?
duh doesn't take a scientist for this one, he's battling non stop rumours of being gay… so what does he do?? Create a fake story by denying an engagement that no one is actually aware of… it's such an old lame trick. It's smoke and mirrors, regardless.. he's lame, straight or gay.
Re: Milky Milky –
Milky, I have no clue who this good-lo king Brody guy is, but I do remember a few days ago Perez had a post about some reality show called "Bromance" and he had a picture of two nekkid guys in the water, with this Brody standing in the back, and the guy in front with big teeth grinning and holding an enormous dildo. And everyone went bonkers over that picture. (-:
I guess he is a TV personality.
Re: orchidgirl – He is Bruce Jenner's son. If you don't know who Bruce Jenner is, then you must be very young because he was on all the Wheatie's boxes back in the 1970's because of something called the Olympics.
who the fuck cares about this narcissistic asshole! he hasnt done anything to help society…except make it worse by promoting a ridiculous term called "bromance" gimme a break
why is his "girl friend" video taping his little skit… can't he use his macbook?
ewww andy's back
That's not lube or handcream you twits! It's deodorant on the table. But it does look like there's a square, little condom and hand towels…all strategically placed-prop for sure! He is such a big ass *YAWN*!!! Your nose Brody, is ALMOST as big as your plastic looking father!
Re: Andy27 – Oh Andy..it's been almost a week and your still here.
He's so full of shit. The only reason that he's talking about some made up engagement is because, people are calling him gay because of his gay ass show. So transparent.
Re: Mando25 –
That is the FUNNIEST shit I've read all night!!!!!!!!
Who cares about this racist bastard
Maybe he was planning on surprising her with the big question but it was ruined because a rumor was out that he had bought a ring. So he did this to try and play it off like he's not at all…so Jayde won't suspect a thing?
Um, so let me get this straight. THis guy is "famous" for being the son of someone who's known because he won a gold medal in the decathalon a very long time ago and was on the Wheaties box for a while. Jesus, dude, like ANYONE gives a rodent's posterior if you're engaged, not, alive, not, buried alive…well, I might like that one. Your 15 are up; please go away now.
i think we're all on the same page here
get the f*ck over yourself bud…
are those cum rags on his night stand?
whatever, feature me perez! youtube.com/charleymalfoy !!!!!!
Omg, he's so effing hot. Let's just mute this and put it on repeat.
Ugh…this no-talent child needs to drop of the face of the earth. Disgusting..
wow this dude gets to live a hollywood lifestyle by doing absolutely NOTHING.
Haha! I love how you point out the fact that he started his own rumor!! Thats hilarious because if it were true it would have been posted by you first. Love ya Perez!
Gross he is NOT HOT and he is just another douche from the hills. I hate every nobody on that show and I cant wait for it to be cancelled.
The way he talks is a turn off.
hot but ive never heard he was engaged let alone know who the hell that even is?
talking with your hands may be cute for a toddler but makes him look like a RETARD
Re: Naomi likes to screw….. – Yeah he does come off really 'Cocky' like Spencer. The only difference is…..Brody actually has a reason to be 'Cocky' cause he is FINE AS HELL!!! Normally I hate those types of guys - but DAMN - there is something about this little boy (I'm about to be 32) that drives me nuts - NVTS - nuts!
Yeah I would definitely rim him and swallow his baby batter. Unfortunately he has nothing more to offer society though. WHat a prick.
LOL
What a complete douchebag. Fuck off you dickhead…
I guesss Frankie got jelous and after having crazy sex demanded Brody to declare his love for him so he made the video.
Is that a bottle of lube on the bed side table?? lol
cuz he's a FAG!
He is just another person famous for no reason and wants to make sure it stays that way!!! What's worse? A lot of people really do care!
And Bromance? Seriously??? I am gay but the clips I have seen of this show are gay gay gay-er than asphalt (ass-fault)!!!!!
Why does he think he is so important? GOD I cant stand famous people's kids. No talent. Nothing to offer society. Lame.
Such an attention whore
Gotta love the bottle of LUBE on the night stand. Brody is such loser, even Canada thinks that. He did a promo night here one night at the nite club, and he acts like his shit doesnt stink. Does he understand he is a no one on Hollywood?
I'D LIKE TO MOVE HIS LAPTOP AWAY…LAY DOWN ON TOP OF HIM…AND GENTLY PART HIS LIPS WITH MY TOUNGE. THEN HE'D HAVE HIS BROMANCE!!!!!!
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TEE HEE! HOLLER BITCHES.
Brody…you misunderstood, Dude…people were complimenting you for finally becoming enGAYged. The "girlfriend" camera operator is a good ruse.
you may not be able to stomach any of the posts on his site, but trust me they are from the same people who visit yours and really it all amounts to nothing but BS.. Obviously none of you media geeks are changing the world to be a better place and its nothing more than a meaningless way to pass the time. Try not to take it all seriously, seriously!
He's hot but he really needs to get overhimself- Is he scared girls are going to be "broken hearted" and find someone new to crush on? Relax Brody, you don't need to try so hard. Just keep fluttering those long lashes and zip the lip.
hotttt!
WHY SHOULD ANYBODY GIVE A FUCK WHAT THIS WASTE OF OXYGEN DOES???