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"Jailed For Robbing Bookies With Vibrator
A robber who held up a bookmakers with his girlfriend's Rampant Rabbit vibrator has been jailed
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And it was caught on tape! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

Jailed For Robbing Bookies With Vibrator
A robber who held up a bookmakers with his girlfriend's Rampant Rabbit vibrator has been jailed.

Nicki Jex, 27, concealed the sex toy in a carrier bag and pretended it was a gun during the raid on the Ladbrokes shop, in Leicester, on December 27 last year.

A member of staff at the Narborough Road branch handed over more than £600 in cash when he pointed it at her, Leicester Crown Court was told.

Jex, of Braunstone, pleaded guilty to the robbery, which was captured on a CCTV camera inside the shop.

Sentencing him to five years behind bars, Judge Philip Head said: "It's right to record that you did not have a firearm.

"But you pretended you had and intended that those you confronted believed that you did, and it must have been truly terrifying for them at the time."

Tim Palmer, prosecuting, told the court: "The defendant pointed the item in the carrier bag at the cashier. She immediately assumed it to be a firearm.

"In fact, what was contained within the carrier bag was the defendant's girlfriend's vibrator."

The cashier handed over £613 in till contents and other money, the court was told.

But as he made his escape, the shop's only remaining customer, Wayne Vakani, followed him outside and tracked him to a nearby pub.

Thanks to the customer, the defendant's hat, worn in the robbery and containing his DNA, was discovered nearby.

When he was arrested he denied any involvement in the robbery, but changed his plea later.

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28 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”

  1. Belle says – reply to this


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    He certainly wasn't feeling any good vibrations that day.

  2. Jamison says – reply to this


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    This story cracks me up!!!! lmao!!!

  3. Trish says – reply to this


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    What is a COCO bidet?

  4. mike says – reply to this


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    hahaha amazing

  5. Cecca says – reply to this


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    omg THATS CRAZY! :D

  6. Cecca says – reply to this


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    omg THATS crazy :D

  7. sledgehammer says – reply to this


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    Ha ha ha ha…..that is sooooooooo funny!!

  8. emily says – reply to this


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    loser.

  9. wawaunique says – reply to this


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    first

  10. Linda says – reply to this


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    Wow, how desperate can you get?!

  11. dont know what to say says – reply to this


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    omg

  12. melon says – reply to this


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    maybe it was a man who he was threatening, men are always threaten by them ;p

  13. Clover says – reply to this


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    do you think it was washed
    if i saw a strangers vibrator with pubes on it
    staring at me
    i'd give him whateva he wanted
    and the smell
    xoxoxo
    clover

  14. hihi says – reply to this


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    i have the exact same vibrator….soooo funny

  15. Angelbaby says – reply to this


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    HAHAH a vibrator? WTF?

  16. guinea says – reply to this


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    wtf? omg, so noob and hilarious!

  17. LOOSE MANCUNT says – reply to this


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    If it was me, I would've bent over right there and saved everybody's lives.

  18. jsh says – reply to this


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    hmmm, brings whole new meaning to 'stick 'em up'

    Makes me PROUD to be British ;)

  19. Stevie says – reply to this


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    g-g-g-g-g-i-m-m-m-i-e- all d-d-d-d-a m-m-m-m-oney!

  20. Jordan says – reply to this


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    Now the sucks for his girlfriend cause he is in jail and her back up for pleasure is being held as evidence…..Are you sure the vibrator belongs to the girlfriend or is it his, he seems to like playing with it………LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. glo says – reply to this


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    Imagine how embarrassed his girlfriend feels…lol

  22. how about? says – reply to this


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    IF ONLY HE HADN'T :stopped off at a nearby pub???
    Those Brits!

  23. tina says – reply to this


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    thank god noone was SHOT!!!! ahhahahahhaaaa!!!!

  24. sophie says – reply to this


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    I live in Leicester… where this happened… oh the shame!!!

  25. Karla says – reply to this


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    What!!

  26. Liza says – reply to this


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    What a douche!!!! ROFLMAO, guessing his girlfriend wasn't too happy. He must really suck in bed…. LOL

  27. welshnick says – reply to this


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    only in the uk could this ever happen dumb chavs! (if u dont know wot it means look it up there might b a pick of britney spears nxt to it lol)

  28. Lorri says – reply to this


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    OMG that is where my buddy went!!! Damn him taking my man!!!!!