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"Jailed For Robbing Bookies With Vibrator
A robber who held up a bookmakers with his girlfriend's Rampant Rabbit vibrator has been jailed"
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Jailed For Robbing Bookies With Vibrator
A robber who held up a bookmakers with his girlfriend's Rampant Rabbit vibrator has been jailed.
Nicki Jex, 27, concealed the sex toy in a carrier bag and pretended it was a gun during the raid on the Ladbrokes shop, in Leicester, on December 27 last year.
A member of staff at the Narborough Road branch handed over more than £600 in cash when he pointed it at her, Leicester Crown Court was told.
Jex, of Braunstone, pleaded guilty to the robbery, which was captured on a CCTV camera inside the shop.
Sentencing him to five years behind bars, Judge Philip Head said: "It's right to record that you did not have a firearm.
"But you pretended you had and intended that those you confronted believed that you did, and it must have been truly terrifying for them at the time."
Tim Palmer, prosecuting, told the court: "The defendant pointed the item in the carrier bag at the cashier. She immediately assumed it to be a firearm.
"In fact, what was contained within the carrier bag was the defendant's girlfriend's vibrator."
The cashier handed over £613 in till contents and other money, the court was told.
But as he made his escape, the shop's only remaining customer, Wayne Vakani, followed him outside and tracked him to a nearby pub.
Thanks to the customer, the defendant's hat, worn in the robbery and containing his DNA, was discovered nearby.
When he was arrested he denied any involvement in the robbery, but changed his plea later.



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He certainly wasn't feeling any good vibrations that day.
This story cracks me up!!!! lmao!!!
What is a COCO bidet?
hahaha amazing
omg THATS CRAZY!
omg THATS crazy
Ha ha ha ha…..that is sooooooooo funny!!
loser.
first
Wow, how desperate can you get?!
omg
maybe it was a man who he was threatening, men are always threaten by them ;p
do you think it was washed
if i saw a strangers vibrator with pubes on it
staring at me
i'd give him whateva he wanted
and the smell
xoxoxo
clover
i have the exact same vibrator….soooo funny
HAHAH a vibrator? WTF?
wtf? omg, so noob and hilarious!
If it was me, I would've bent over right there and saved everybody's lives.
hmmm, brings whole new meaning to 'stick 'em up'
Makes me PROUD to be British
g-g-g-g-g-i-m-m-m-i-e- all d-d-d-d-a m-m-m-m-oney!
Now the sucks for his girlfriend cause he is in jail and her back up for pleasure is being held as evidence…..Are you sure the vibrator belongs to the girlfriend or is it his, he seems to like playing with it………LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine how embarrassed his girlfriend feels…lol
IF ONLY HE HADN'T :stopped off at a nearby pub???
Those Brits!
thank god noone was SHOT!!!! ahhahahahhaaaa!!!!
I live in Leicester… where this happened… oh the shame!!!
What!!
What a douche!!!! ROFLMAO, guessing his girlfriend wasn't too happy. He must really suck in bed…. LOL
only in the uk could this ever happen dumb chavs! (if u dont know wot it means look it up there might b a pick of britney spears nxt to it lol)
OMG that is where my buddy went!!! Damn him taking my man!!!!!