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A new image from Kate Cruise's Miu Miu campaign.

Uhmmm, Katie Holmes is ____________.

Posted: January 15, 2009 at 4:00 pm

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Press_Enemy says – reply to this

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worst picture ever
hybridtheory says – reply to this

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plastic, and apparently a masochist.
XXX459 says – reply to this

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Too thin
jojobeans says – reply to this

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fugly in that pic….wtf..marry tom and commit career suicide?
Miss Danielle says – reply to this

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back to beautiful in this picture… ( hairs too short though)
LuvleeRita says – reply to this

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RICH!, beyond imagination.
*Buff* says – reply to this

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loving that scientology
quartknee89 says – reply to this

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practicing scientology rituals
Miss Danielle says – reply to this

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____ back to using concealer, for her dark circles
BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons says – reply to this

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craaaaazy….. cool picture!
LuvleeRita says – reply to this

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RICH !!!! beyond belief
fayefaye says – reply to this

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Trying to feel SOMETHING!
scole752 says – reply to this

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a masochist– hence, she married tom cruise
The Dangler says – reply to this

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I always wondered what the higher levels of the Scilon auditing process looked like!
LuvleeRita says – reply to this

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RICH, RICH, RICH, RICH, RICH, RICH, RICH. And wealthy! LOL
guilty of being white says – reply to this

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Colorful?? A hunch back?? Robot girl?? Plastic??
LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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PREPARING HERSELF FOR THE ETERNAL FLAMES!
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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asleep
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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testing her Scientology faith
The Dangler says – reply to this

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-holding her hand in a fire in a vain attempt to feel anything again!
Thanks Xenu! You frickin invisible alien brain snatcher you!
¤ Pearl Jam ¤!!! says – reply to this

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tring to get that blue scientology crap off her hands?
bitch is the new black says – reply to this

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a man
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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wishin' harrybalsac would lite her fire!
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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a robot.
uncle eldon says – reply to this

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A WACK JOB SCIENTOLOGIST!
Tunana says – reply to this

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Missing Dawson?
MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! says – reply to this

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THE SCIENTOLOGIST TOLD HER TO DO IT
BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons says – reply to this

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next
Club80 says – reply to this

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proving Tom isn't the only flaming queen in the family.
Hayworth Honey says – reply to this

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barbecuing her hand???
jdiddy0505 says – reply to this

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Sacrificing Herself For Her Alien Husband!!
Cthulhu says – reply to this

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…experiancing a moment of clarity and that she did marry a self loathing 'mo, had a baby with a Korean man, and knows deep in her heart that Xenu doesn't exist.

Re-initiating Stepford protocols.

I love Tom, sincerely!
Kavaluscious says – reply to this

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Invincible!
lex2190 says – reply to this

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she looks constipated
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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dead inside.
PickyPoodle says – reply to this

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PRaying to the Scientology Gods like she does every Monday at 4am
Classic Threat says – reply to this

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is a bit nutjobby!
MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – YOU KNOW I HATE THAT SHOW
Shakembria Alessay Jackson says – reply to this

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Remember when she was normal and on Dawson's Creek!?
Samantha07 says – reply to this

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This will not help her image as being the alien wife
Wasabi says – reply to this

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thinking: I'd rather burm myself that kiss that assfaced husband of mine again.
The Mancunian Candidate says – reply to this

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in intense pain
MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! says – reply to this

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Re: Club80 – OH MY GAWD! YOU'RE PICTURE IS SOOO SCARRY
crunkbarbie says – reply to this

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katie holmes is a wax figure
The Mancunian Candidate says – reply to this

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actually, no shes a robot so doesnt feel it
quartknee89 says – reply to this

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i wonder if the people in charge of advertising at miu miu did this on purpose… they must've right?? How could they not see the jokes coming miiiiles away? They played into every stereotypical thing people are saying about her and tom lol
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – XOXOXO
OBAMA 08 says – reply to this

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KATIE IS BRAINWASHED!!!
Raquelnikola says – reply to this

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A walking freakshow
DaniraVonK says – reply to this

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a creeper.
peeliscous says – reply to this

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ON FIRE! (Not because she's hot its because she is burning her hand!!!)
MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! says – reply to this

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SHE'S A STEPFORD WIFE SHE DOES WHAT SHE'S TOLD
the last star says – reply to this

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Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons – I read the perez promo.That was sweet of you!!!!
tinyroger says – reply to this

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…trying to get pregnant the Tom Cruise way?
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – U in the Big Apple?
LetThemEatPrada says – reply to this

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Are they possibly trying to make it look like she is suppressing the "fire?" The fire being a metaphor for all the negative in her life: Tom, the media, etc.? Probably. Also, a little pathetic. Also, she is photoshopped to insanity.
frondsbite falls says – reply to this

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deluded, stupid, vapid, starved for the soul that left her body years ago.
*SarahB* says – reply to this

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she looks amazing
hair should be long thoo
mojizzica says – reply to this

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A robot
angemarie says – reply to this

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Orgasmic.
brittania says – reply to this

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…proving all over again that she's fackin nuts…
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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Don't put your hand in hot vats… it really hurts bad so do skin graph's.. would you like an apple pie with that….
Victorious says – reply to this

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trying to feel something for the first time in her life. This is better than sex with Tom.
LEAUD says – reply to this

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SO airbrushed. Where are the cold sores and two-inch bags under her eyes?
LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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Re: Club80 –
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EXCELLENT "JUNGLE JEZEBEL!"
LOL!
.
MarissaFaye says – reply to this

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She looks like Zool from Ghostbusters.
Victorious says – reply to this

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again doing whatever Tom tells her to do.
Jennemz says – reply to this

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She's hurting herself on the outside to try to kill the desperate pain on the inside?
flaky1 says – reply to this

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..dreaming of Xenu

hahahahah
bleurubies says – reply to this

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They should do a new remake of the stepford wives and her and Posh should star in it - they are so stooopid
KimberlyAnn says – reply to this

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This is actually very good, she only looks a little stiff in the shoulders. But then again, not too many people actually GET fashion ads.
TrayDiggs says – reply to this

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so boring!
imthebitchthat says – reply to this

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brainwashed
KatKnapp says – reply to this

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literally on fire. b/c we all know her performance wasn't….
sexy betch says – reply to this

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burning herself to death to get away from that crazy ass man
rtrbaby says – reply to this

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Katie Holmes is… "showing us how she sold her soul to Satan when she married Tom Cruise"
dumbnhung says – reply to this

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psyching herself up for a little nookie session with Tommy Girl. By nookie, I mean sex.
Rose Tyler says – reply to this

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it is a roman figure of an assassin that burned his hand off to prove that he would not say anything to a estrauscan king lars. he proved that rome was strong and would not be brought down.

well it looks like that.
jennaville22 says – reply to this

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She is drawn to the fire,
some people never learn.
She will walk through the fire,
and let it burn!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Once More With Feeling
micamayi says – reply to this

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trying to remember what its like to feel
brooklyn27 says – reply to this

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is a freakin tart!!
italianvenus says – reply to this

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…invoking Xenu?
Bigdawg says – reply to this

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LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HER. How can anyone be proud of pictures that are so photoshopped.
skinnyjeanslove says – reply to this

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practicing her punishment from tom for going out in public
disko2k says – reply to this

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wow, she looks stunning, what an amazing pic
SarahThePrincess says – reply to this

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disturbed? suicidal? self destructive? or just weird?
Ceren says – reply to this

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She seems like a 90 year old woman because she always hunch, i hate her seeing shoulders down.
Jessica Rabbit says – reply to this

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Hmmm, if I was married to Tom Cruise, I'd light myself on fire, too…
Jessica Rarebit says – reply to this

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…barely recognisable.
EMILY_S says – reply to this

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*
Burning in Hell for selling her soul to Scientology.
*
kellibelli says – reply to this

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an alien..
mel95070 says – reply to this

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she looks like she is wearing a curtain
FXFanatic says – reply to this

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too skinny,
juls2655 says – reply to this

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summoning the devil
scarletterd says – reply to this

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She's calling on beetle juize to help with the exorcist of Tom.
Jbeanx says – reply to this

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Turning into TOM
epic says – reply to this

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just shot the photographer.
princessCiCi says – reply to this

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a dumb skank
Iheart420 says – reply to this

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a self harmer or just an Alien with fireproof skin
BaBaBlaksheep says – reply to this

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Xenu !!!!!!!!!!! Omg who knew ?

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