John McCain Kills Stepford Cindy's Dancing Dreams
Filed under: TV News > John McCain
Johnnyboy totally wears the pants (and the strao-on) in this relationship!
Cindy McCain was apparently in talks with Dancing with the Stars' producers just before Thanksgiving to appear next season, but this week, the former presidential candidate put the kibosh on the negotiations.
Insiders say that Cindy really, really wanted to do it too!
Oh, sure, Johnny. You were allowed to pursue your dream, but little Stepford can't?
Not fair!
Cindy on Dancing would've been brills!!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: January 16, 2009 at 11:00 am
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TEAM SWEETPIECE!!!!!
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Re: orchidgirl – You have always been sweet to me and I did take notice of you in the beginning and helped you along. After awhile the victim thing was getting a bit old. I didn't want to hurt you feelings and tried to help you get over it but you just kept on. I didn't like how out of the blue Assume attacked you. But he did have some points. And last night when Sensitivity admitted his homophobia, well two things. One, good he finally came out with it, but two, absolutely unacceptable.
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Most of the "posse" just like to keep it status quo. Niceties and a little fisting here and there. But, they sneak in their true feelings and deride other cultures and races. Again, unacceptable. I don't need to be cool and go along.
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I bonded very early on with LG for I saw a kindred spirit even though I would bet our lives are very different. LG always brightens up my day.
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We had some bad times but any healthy friendship evolves and becomes stronger with forgiveness and understanding. I tried that approach with Milky but the ugliness that is the cow was opaque. Right up there for all to see. She has her group of haters to have their shits and giggles with. I don't need to be part of it.
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So anyway, we shall see how my friendship with Assume, evolves. Take care and don't be sad.
Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! – #200.
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST, DARLING–NOT TO MENTION YOUR SUPPORT OF LG IN HER LONELY (EXCEPT FOR YOU AND A FEW OTHERS) MISSION TO ERADICATE THE RACISM AND HOMOPHOBIA THAT HAD SADLY BECOME SO TACITLY ACCEPTED ON PH!!!
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NOW LG WILL BE HAVING A SMALL, SELECT GROUP OVER ON INAUGURATION EVENING!!! LG WILL HAVE DYED, RED, WHITE, AND BLUE POPCORN BALLS AND CHOCOLATE MOUSSE FOR DESSERT, TO BE PRECEDED BY GRILLED CHICKEN WITH STEAMED ASPARAGUS, A SALAD OF BIBB LETTUCE AND RASPBERRY VINIAGRETTE, GARLIC MASHERS, AND TINY CHILLED BOWLS OF BELUGA CAVIAR IN ICE CHIPS.
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VERY INFORMAL, YET ELEGANT TOO, HOPES LG!!!
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JOY TO YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES ON THE MIRACULOUS DAY!!!
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XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO,
LG!
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And Orchid, Assume is not the Hitler poster. Neither is Plankton. If you recall, I took on that …is my idol poster and did away with him. Between the excellent points LG exposed and my outrage at that poster, I came to the place you see today. I am very very thankful for it.
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But you will notice, if I am attacked, I will bite.
203 Sounds absolutely delicious! You have impeccable taste.
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And dear LG, I will never, ever tire of you! I accept you just the wonderful way you are!
Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! –
I am very sad , Sweetpiece.
You actually say that a vicious psychopath has some points? If I didn't see your words on the computer I wouldn't believe you could say something like that, Sweetpiece.
And about the "victim thing". PH is my first blog, and although I've been all over the world and met people from different continents, countries, races and cultures, I've never encountered vicious blind hatred like that. I was overwhelmed at first, because I was quite new at PH, and I was stunned by the vile language and hatred that had absolutely no reason.
I have much thicker skin now,after some time on PH. The man is vicious and insane. He stalked me for a month now. Yesterday he told me to slit my wrists, he constantly calls me "shit stain", "old cumrag",and wishes me death, FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON !
And you are contemplating friendship with someone like that? Sweetpiece, you are breaking my heart. I mean it.
Re: orchidgirl – I don't like the hurtful things he says to you and do not think they are ever justified. Stay strong! PH sounds like good therapy for you!
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THIS IS LG'S FIRST BLOG, TOO!!!
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AND LG DID NOT START OFF SO FIERCE, WELL LG MAY HAVE BUT NOT THE "TEST" CHARACTERS.
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PERHAPS THAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH ORCHID-BORE AS THE LITTLE LASSIE CAME ON TOO STRONG TOO QUICKLY.
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YES, ORCHID-BORE IS TRULY THE SARAH PALIN IN COMPARISON TO BIDEN OF PH!!! HER FUSE SIZZLED FAST, ERUPTED INTO BRILLIANT PATTERNS AND COLORATIONS FOR ALL TO SEE…THEN PETERED OUT LIKE THE QUEERFACED HUBBY WHEN THE GAY SKIN FLICK HAS ENDED.
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LG'S ADVICE…LEARN, ORCHID-BORE FROM THOSE WITH EXPERIENCE…CHANGE YOUR NAME AND BENEFIT FROM YOUR PAST MISTAKES, AS HOPEFULLY THE SAD COW WILL DO NOW THAT LG OWNS HIM!
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THE BEST OF LUCK TO YOU!!!
LG
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Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! –
My best wishes to you, Sweetpiece.
208 I JUST DECIDED TO HAVE STEAK TONIGHT! XOXOXO
Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! –
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BE CAREFUL, DEAR!!!
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IF YOU'RE REFERRING TO THE MAD COW THE MEAT WOULD BE BETTER SUITED FOR…
CHUM!!!
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211 On second thought, perhaps I will have the lamb!! Ha!
Out for a bit! XOXOXO
Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! – Re: LG sez The Cow is Dog Chow! – HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT! I only heard about the way you slobber over each other at night so I thought I would observe the Freak Show first hand! OMG! How fucking PATHETIC! And how can either of you be hungry after eating others cyber-asshole for the last hour! PUKE! And ghost kunt you should slap the rodent stupid for leaving in the middle of the beat down today when your sorry ass needed her most! Were was she? Huddled in a corner in a puddle of her own piss and tears!But she finally crawled out after the coast was clear to hide in the weeds on this page so when dusty old ass returned the two you could get back to masturbating each other egos! Sad, all you too have is each other words through glow of the monitor !Get some help, really! Now type a bunch shit about me because I've seen enough of this sickness and I'm going to spend the evening with wife and grandson in the REAL WORLD!
Re: harrybalsac –
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THANKS FOR THE TRIBUTE, DARLING!!!
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LG IS ACHIEVING ICON STATUS!!! YOU "HEARD" ABOUT US???
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GREAT!!!
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Re: harrybalsac – #213.
OF COURSE, "DARLING" IN YOUR CASE MEANS FAT SLOB!!!
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Re: harrybalsac –
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GRANDSON??? IF LG WERE ONE OF HIS PARENTS SHE'D KEEP A SHARP EYE ON YOU, YOU CREEPY BASTARD!!!
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She's the one with money, so why is she letting this aged has-been loser call the shots? It sure can't damage his "career".
LG DE-BALLED HARRY!
Re: harrybalsac – Thanks Harry!….btw…LG is more than adequately equipped to handle any pedestrian on this site.
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Say hi to the family!
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WONDERFUL JOB LG!!
Re: LG sez How Now CLOWN Cow? – Cooked, boiled and served!!
Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! – #220.
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THIS TIME **HUNGARIAN** STYLE!!!
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Re: LG sez How Now CLOWN Cow? – Goul- losh anyone?
Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! – #219.
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NOT NEARLY AS "EQUIPPED" AS THE SHEBITCH WHEN SHE'S LOCKED AND LOADED, WITH THE QUEERFACED HUBBY ASS UP WATCHING THE LATEST MANO A MANO FLICK THAT JUST ARRIVED IN BROWN NONDESCRIPT WRAPPING!!!
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BUT THANKS ANYWAY!!!
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XOXO,
LG!
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Re: LG sez How Now CLOWN Cow? – Funny how Harry's "snap" dissipates when using more than 3 words at a time! Just an observation.
Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! – #224.
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SO TRUE DARLING!!!
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LG MAY SING IN THE SHOWER BUT SHE'S WISE ENOUGH NOT TO OPEN
HER YAP IN A KARAOKE CONTEST!!!
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LG SEZ…KNOW
YOUR LIMITS, DARLINGS!!!
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LIKE TODD.
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BAD EXAMPLE!
Re: LG sez How Now CLOWN Cow? – I will stop my hurtful berating of the Palins. No matter how much fun I derive from it and how deserving, it is hurtful to some. I am doing my best to stay real in this world, pink or otherwise. It won't help anything for me to be a hypocrite. Just a thought I wanted to share.
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I'm not asking you to do the same, I just thought you might notice the lack of LOL's after one of your hilarious Palinisms!
Night LG. I truly hope you understand my absence today! I was under the gun so to say and had to fully concentrate on my work. This battle can be consuming! You were incredible however and "owned" the whole thread! Sweet dreams!
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Re: LG sez How Now CLOWN Cow? – Oh my! It appears the LeGend in her own mind is a WAY bigger fan of harry's then he of hers! 4, count them 4 tributes in his absence! And YOU have achieved icon status but sadly it is the icon of FAIL!Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! – lie some more of why abandoned your Queen in the middle of battle! Then look around at your new surroundings, The Land Of Owned! No one deballs harry!Bye losers!
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DEAR, LG DID NOT USE NEARLY AS MANY WORDS ON YOU AS YOU DID ON LG!!! WHEN LG SPEAKS THE LITTLE PEOPLE IMAGINE HER DIVINE MISSIVES TO BE QUITE LARGER THAN THEY ARE AS LG IS TRULY LARGER THAN LIFE. TWO, YOU WROTE LG FIRST AS CLEARLY LG WAS ON
YOUR WEIRDO MIND. THREE, HAVE YOU MADE YOUR OFFICIAL NAME CHANGE YET, YOU'RE FRENCH NOW, RIGHT…HARRY DE BALLEDSAC?!?!?
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AND THE SWEET "OWES" LG NO EXPLANATION. THE SWEET CAN NOT BE CONTAINED, ANSWERS TO NO ONE, AND IS A GIFT TO BE TREASURED BY ALL THOSE WHO ARE FORTUNATE TO KNOW AND LOVE HER!!!
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What did he use against her to stop her??!! They don't even live together…haven't in YEARS! Maybe the drug use? I guess she could counter with all his skeletons…and there are ALOT more. And SOME PEOPLE actually thought this DOUCHE should run for PRESIDENT???
SWEETPIECE DARLING!!!
A FRIEND (yes, LG has them! lol!) SENT LG A 2009 PLAYBOY "BUNNY" CALENDAR (email) AND OF COURSE LG IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF
THE SWEET!!!
XOXOXOXO,
LG!
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Re: Swear to ME! –
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THE BIGGEST 'SKELETON' IS "SIN"-DY, DARLING! ONE DOES WONDER THOUGH WHAT MCSTAIN "HAS" ON HER, CLEARLY HE DIDN'T LIVE UP TO HIS SIDE OF THE BARGAIN AND WILL NEVER BE PEREZIDENT!!!
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232 Good morning LG! I love how you love me! XOXO!
OOOOOH, IT WAS GETTING WARM!
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#234 THE SWEET.
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KISSES DARLING!!! OFF TO THE COUNTRY FOR THE DAY!!!
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xoxo,
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Re: LG sez The COW is Dog Chow! – Have some much deserved rest! I just took a beautiful walk in the countryside myself. My children running around talking to fairies! Quite cute!
XOXOX
Re: harrybalsac – How was your Goulash last night? Keep it up Grandpa! Probably the only thing you can keep up these days eh? No wonder you are always such a pervert on this site. Got to get some action in somewhere even if it is only cyber.
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Wink!
Re: SWEETPIECE stands by her friend LG! – Re: LG sez The Cow is Dog Chow! – EPIC FAIL!
Re: harrybalsac – Nice to see you back to the limited word usage. EPIC FAIL!
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Here are two for you…. little dick. Or should I say dry pu$$y? Either way, it doesn't work.
Re: harrybalsac –
Goulash
A sexual practice involving the insertion of human excrement into the anal cavity of another person.
goddamn fucking typos
who the hell is typing this shit?
Hmm, if this is true I wonder why the heck John forbids his wife to appear on the show? That's crazy. Cindy would have been great for the show. Too bad.
Re: SWEETPIECE stands by her friend LG! –
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LG TALKS TO FAIRIES ALL THE TIME TOO DARLING!!!
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Re: LG sez The COW is Dog Chow! – 244 I thought you would relate!!!
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Hey, the cow is starting to bridge build. Perhaps we are a little closer to the non racist and non homophobe pink world after all. A miniscule amount but we are talking. I realize I am an eternal optimist. I always pray for peace but will fight for those I care for.
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Hope your weekend is going beautifully! xoxoxo
Re: SWEETPIECE stands by her friend LG! – #245.
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WHERE IS THE COW, DARLING??? STEPS ARE BEING MADE YOU SAY, THERE IS MOVEMENT TOWARD THE CORRECT DIRECTION??? PERHAPS LG SHOULD "CHANGE HER NAME," OR IS IT TOO SOON???
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WELL, LG KNOWS THERE IS GOOD IN THE COW, AS LG IS USUALLY SUCH A GOOD JUDGE OF CHARACTER AND COULDN'T HAVE BEEN
**THAT** MISTAKEN WHEN HIRING ON THE COW AS A V.P. OF D.I.S.S.
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AND DO IF YOU SEE HER OFFER LG'S APOLOGIES TO LETTYB–LG WILL DO THE SAME IF SHE RUNS ACROSS THE DARLING FIRST!!! TELL HER LG HAS A CASE OF JOHN DANIELS FOR HER AND A CARTON OF SMOKES!!!
LG IS JUST SHATTERED, CRESTFALLEN REALLY, OVER THAT SITUATION AND REALIZES SHE OVER-REACTED, BUT SUCH LAPSES OF JUDGMENT CAN AND DO OCCUR, SWEETPIECE DARLING, IN THE HEAT OF BATTLE AGAINST THE EVILS OF HOMOPHOBIA AND RACISM!!!
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WELL, KISSES DEAR!
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ONE OTHER THING…LG SHOULD PROBABLY RETRACT HER COMMENT ON THE MINI-ME THREAD TOO. IT WAS INDEED IN TERRIBLY POOR TASTE TO ASK:
"HOW MUCH DOES IT COST MINI-ME TO FLY FIRST CLASS?"
"42 CENTS."
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LG NEEDS TO CURB HER GABOON VIPER TONGUE AT TIMES, NO?
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I suppose so, but your sharp wit is hilarious!
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When to draw the line? And where.
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PS….I don't know about changing the name just yet. Softening wouldn't hurt.
297 Kendra thread there was a hint of reparation. I think Sheba softened us all up!
But then Orchid had to encourage her "not to change".
We shall see.
XOXO
Night!
Re: SWEETPIECE stands by her friend LG! – #248. .
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HMMMM…PERHAPS ASSUME WAS CORRECT ABOUT OG FROM THE GET-GO!
HE IS "TRAINED" IN THIS KIND OF THING, TO LG'S UNDERSTANDING.
I'M AFRAID HE MAY BE A TAD TOO INTELLIGENT FOR LG, AFTER ALL. A MAN CAN BE TOO SMART SOMETIMES, IN LG'S EXPERIENCE, AT LEAST IN A DOMESTIC ARRANGEMENT.
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PLEASANT DREAMS DEAR.
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SWEETPIECE DARLING, ON FURTHER REFLECTION RE: THE COW–WHILE IT **IS** OF COURSE NICE TO THINK THE BEST OF PEOPLE LG THINKS IT WOULD BE PRUDENT TO REMEMBER THAT THE COW WAS FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED AND YES THAT CAN MEAN CIGARETTES SHOULD BE SMOKED BUT THE CONTENT OF THOSE MESSAGES WAS THE WORST KIND OF TIE THEM TO A WOODEN POST, BEAT THEM, AND LEAVE THEM TO PERISH KIND OF
TALK. IF VERMIN COULD SPEAK THE VERY WORDS OF FSBS WOULD HAVE BEEN SPOKEN. THE COW SAID HE WAS FSBS.
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SO, AS FOR "SOFTENING," WITH FURTHER RUMINATION LG CAN'T, **WON'T** DO IT. THE COW COULD BE THE HUSBAND IN "THE BURNING BED," OJ SIMPSON, OR, IF FEMALE SANTE KIMES OR SALLY KERN.
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IGNORE THE COW, THAT'S LG'S ADVICE UPON FURTHER REFLECTION.
IT'S UP TO YOU, DEAR, AS LG REALIZES THAT THE SWEET CAN NOT BE CONTAINED, AND LG'S FRIENDS MAKE THEIR OWN DECISIONS AND LG RESPECTS THAT & WILL STRIVE DESPERATELY NOT TO SAY "I TOLD YOU SO" NO MATTER HOW HARD THAT CAN BE!!!
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Re: LG sez The COW is Dog Chow! – Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! – OH, YOU POOR DEARS. DAAHHLING FEELS FOR YOU. YOU ARE SO SAD. PLEASE MOVE ON AND A GET LIVES. AFTER READING YOUR POSTS ITS OBVIOUS YOU BOTH ARE MENTALLY ILL. YOU POOR SAD FREAKS. YOU DO NOT RUN THIS SITE AND PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT. DAAHHLING IS EMBARRASSED FOR YOU. BOTH OF YOU NEED TO GET A ROOM AND MAKE LOVE THERE. THIS IS NOT THE PLACE. YOU SAD FREAKS NEED TO GET A GRIP ON REALITY. PLEASE SPARE US YOUR NONSENSE AND ATTACKS AND GO THE FUCK AWAY. NEITHER OF YOU ARE SPECIAL. JUST LAME. AND TAKE YOUR FREAK GIMP BOY, ASSUME WITH YOU. ALL THREE OF YOU NEED TO BE LOCKED UP FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY. GOODNESS, YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP. PLEASE GO GET IT AND LEAVE EVERYONE ELSE HERE ALONE.
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Re: LG sez The COW is Dog Chow! – 250 We shall see LG. We shall see.
I'll be around.
Love you 4EVER!
Re: DAAHHLING! – PATHETIC POSER POSTER! EAT MY PELLETS!
Re: DAAHHLING! –
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DIDN'T WASTE THE TIME READING YOUR POST AS
A SIMPLE "MOO" WOULD SAY SO MUCH MORE, ANYWAY.
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WORD ECONOMY DARLING, WORD ECONOMY.
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FURTHERMORE, SARWHORE'S SHAVED PU##Y, ANOTHER INTRODUCTION BY THE REPUBLIKUNT PARTY TO THE WASILLA SHEBITCH–WHO PREVIOUSLY SPORTED WHAT HAD BECOME KNOWN AS "THE WOOLY MAMMOTH," AN ATROCITY THAT COULD BE SPOTTED FROM A HELICOPTER–HOLDS MORE INTEREST TO HER QUEER FACED HUBBY THAN DO YOUR MEASLY MISSIVES TO LG !!!
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THIS IS THE LAST PITY RESPONSE YOU WILL HEAR FROM LG THOUGH LG SINCERELY HOPES THIS BROUGHT **SOME** JOY TO YOUR, HERE'S THAT WORD AGAIN (LG TOO MUST MIND HER WORD ECONOMY AT TIMES!) PITIFUL EXISTENCE!!!!!
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Re: SWEETPIECE SAYS HARRY LICK MY ASS! – #253.
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YOU'RE SO GIVING, SO SELFLESS AND TRULY, WELL, SWEET!!!
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Re: DAAHHLING! –
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ONE LAST THING DEAR, AND LG JUST CAN'T BEAR TO SAY THIS BUT…
YOUR AVATAR IS FIERCE!!!
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why wont that old fart let his wife live out her dream?….a rapper should hire cindy to do the 'pop,lock and drop it' in their video.
YOUR TURN PUCCY @ MENTALIST.
Re: LG sez The COW is Dog Chow! – YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IM LAUGHING AT YOU YOU MENTAL CASE!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA….YOU JUST CAN'T STOP. YOU ARE SO SAD. EVERYONE LAUGHS AT YOU. HAHAHAHAHA….YOU ARE SICK IN THE HEAD LG. BTW, IM NOT MILKY. BUT YOU LICK MY ASS QUITE A BIT. GUESS WHO, FRUITLOOP?
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Re: LG Inspiration for the Nation! – You want a challange? try getting a life
Re: SWEETPIECE SAYS HARRY LICK MY ASS! – WHAT WAS THAT? YOUR MUMBLING BECAUSE YOUR TONGUE IS SO FAR UP THE TRANNYS ASS. YOU ARE A MENTAL CASE! AND PLEASE KEEP POSTING. JUST PROVE WHAT SAD PATHETIC MENTAL CASES YOU FREAKS ARE. HAHAHAHAHA…FUCKING LOSERS. HAHAHAHAHA…..
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CIAO. DAAHHLING HAS HAD FUN GETTING YOU FREAKS RILED UP. BUT NOW I MUST GO BACK TO REAL LIFE. YOU 2 FREAKS SHOULD TRY IT SOME TIME. BTW SWEETPIECE, YOU AND LG LICK MY ASS ON A REGULAR BASIS UNDER MY OTHER NAME. I WILL LOOK FORWARD TO MY ASS LICKING TOMORROW! HAHAHAHAHA…LOSERS!
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Oh what fun!
THE QUEERFACED HUBBY "LIVES OUT HIS DREAM" EVERY NIGHT WHEN THE WASILLA SHEBITCH STRAPS ON HER FIERCE COKE CAN THICK PROSTHETIC PROBE AND BANGS HIM EVEN MORE SENSELESS THAN HE ALREADY IS!!!
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