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Joaquin Phoenix: Is This A Joke???
Filed under: Exclusives! > Sin City > Joaquin PhoenixJoaquin Phoenix has "retired" from acting and is trying his hand as a rapper now.
The actor hip hop wannabe performed at Lavo in Las Vegas on Friday night and it was a DISASTER!
Sooooo bad!
Check out his painful rapping in the first (top) video, and in the bottom video he's so out of it that he completely falls and eats the floor as he tries to walk off stage.
This smells like some Borat-type shit!
For his sake, he better be pranking us all or else he must be on some serious drugs.
His brother died of an overdose!
Posted: January 17, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Jesus Perez, where are you? Are you at church and not allowed to work on Sundays? lol
Maybe hangover??
No wait, some one night fling??
Perez - I've been reading your site for years now, and never left a comment. Feel free to joke and kid, but I agree with the other posts. Why bring into it his brother's death?
Re: DAAHHLING! – WITH THE LIMITED MINDSET YOU EXHIBIT IT IS NO WONDER YOU CAN NOT UNDERSTAND LOVE AND RESPECT.
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PLEASE STOP SELF PROJECTING.
I got it!!! You were up all night keepin your pimp hand strong, weren't you???
Re: Long Dong Connery – Ok, we've never had a snowball before.heheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeRe: poop coming out is fun – How bout fuk you and the long donkey fukin dick you just sucked, you fuk. Maybe I should cut your tits and your small dick off and shove them down your fukin throat, bitch.
Maybe you'll poop your fukin pants and get a hardone..whooooopdie fukin do…no you won't, coz your dick will be in your fukin throat bitch..
SHITFUKSHIT, GO TO GRAB A PIZZA, COME BACK, AND SHITSTAIN POOPYPANTS FUKIN WITH ME..FUKSHITFUK..
Re: teambrenda – #301. I agree. Saw him in the Johnny Cash movie…he was terrific. I hope he helps himself…it's very sad.
Re: SWEETPIECE SAYS HARRY LICK MY ASS! – GET Along people………!!!
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Starting to fucking snow again….Great……….
Re: SheriMoonFireFly – Did we just have a little nappy….
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Whats new in Texas??? I might be riding down to Arizona this year, i will give ya a ride…only if you can handle the vibration and pls. keep yer hands to yourself…
Re: Long Dong Connery –
Dear, I have to confess, it's not exactly ( @ ) ( @ ).
I am a tiny 100 lbs blond blue-eyed girl, and it's more like (.)(.)
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…batting my blond eyelashes…
Re: SWEETPIECE SAYS HARRY LICK MY ASS! – LOL….FINE. CONTINUE TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF. CONTINUE ON WITH THE ASSLICKING. CONTINUE ON WITH THE DELUSIONS OF SELF GRANDEUR. JUST KNOW THAT YOU ARE RIDICULOUS AND YOUR POSTS GET MORE PATHETIC WITH EACH PASSING DAY. I FEEL SORRY YOU. YOU AND THE TRANNY. SAD, SORRY FRUITLOOPS WHO THINK THIS SITE IS THEIR LIVES. YOU THINK YOU CAN CHANGE THE WORLD BEING ON PH? LOL….SO SAD.
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CIAO!
Re: orchidgirl – Thats fine…thanks for telling…
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Pls. tell more…
I'm getting WOOD
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HEY PEREZ, STOP HANGING OUT LOSERS AND UPDATE YOUR SITE YOU FAT ASS
can you PLEASE update!!?
It wasn't THAT bad… he probably needs to talk to a stylist but Perez you make it sound like he was up their doing their having a seizure… Plus you constantly plug annoying (and overrated) artists like katy Perry just because she stays with her tongue up your rectum….
Re: PeachHipGirl – then why the hell are you on his site bitch? I dont understand you people at ALL. If you dont like it.. heres a thought… DONT READ IT DUMBASS!!!!
Re: orchidgirl – hey, who cares about your stupid looking?
Perez, Perez, Perez.
It's obvious he's not serious and to say his brother died of drugs…I really hope you get sued for deformation, you talentless hack.
Re: Long Dong Connery –
You are killing me !!! (-:
Do you really ride motorcycle? Sensitivity does also. Vrrrruoom….
Re: kbcanada – Good one…… GO LEAFS GO !!!!
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Re: DAAHHLING! – OPERATIVE WORDS…"I THINK"
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Re: Ceren –
Men.
Re: orchidgirl – Ya i do….next time I do Bike Week in Daytona…I will be looking for ya….
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Wow….Intervention is the only word that comes to mind~
YO YO
Re: Long Dong Connery – You do Bike Week in Datona…heheheh kooooooooool
I went for a fukin pizza and maranara…
Sad, he is such a talented actor. What a waste.
Re: SheriMoonFireFly – Ya….how about a beer?????
Re: Long Dong Connery –
I don't drink beer only a couple sips, it makes me fukin dizzy and loose as a goose, so no beer for SheriBaby..heheheheee
I like Iced Tea, I keep my head straight so I can kick fukin teeth in if I need to. heheheheeeeeeeeeeeeRe: Long Dong Connery – I could never keep my hands to myself if I was on the back of your bike..no fukin way..heheee
Chinese
Japanese
dirtyknees
look at these ☼☼ heheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Re: Long Dong Connery – I'll meet ya at the usual place in Daytona!!
ugh i dont think that is gonna wrk!!!
Bahahahah, what an idiot. Too cool to walk down the stairs so he slides instead. Hahahaha
I agree…the constant filming of everything convinces me this is definitely a joke…Move over, Sascha.
That was the fucking funniest thing I have seen since Alec Baldwin's monologue in "My Best Friend's Girl".
Did anyone see wang out the hole in his pants?
CLEARLY
Clearly this is a joke, he is even laughing!!!
He is an incredible actor he has to be just fooling us why else would he be documenting it. Please God let that be the reason
i agree that casey affleck and he are making some knid of statement about celebrity craziness. it's pretty awesome and i cant wait to see the final product….
This guy was soooooooooooooo drunk. I doubt it he was high. But, I am sure he was totally drunk. It's hilarious when he busted his ass.
wow! it's just not possible for someone with his talent to be doing this for any thing other than a docudrama about hollywood fuckups.
That was painful.
This is sending warning sings to me, anyone else?
I liked it. It was country rap. He's breaking ground.
Re: harrybalsac – YES! I AM ALL THOSE THINGS YOU SPEAK. THE CORN AND THE NUT OF THE POOP YOU PUSH OUT. AND THE WHATWHAT IN THE BUTT. I MOST ENJOY GETTING FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET. THE LITTER BOX IS MY SECOND FAVORITE. WHEN I GET MAD I TURN RUNNY AND MAKE YOU EXPLODE IN YER PANTILOONS!!! WHEN YOU START TO FART THE SBD'S, KNOW THAT MY REVENGE IS SWIFT AND PAINFUL. AND IT'S SO BAD THAT U WILL WANT TO CALL YOUR MOM IN HORROR. YES, THAT IS I.
Re: SheriMoonFireFly – AND WHY MUST YOU TREAT YOUR FANS WITH THAT KIND OF ATTITUDE, SHERRI? IS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE MAD ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN I MADE YOU POOP YER BRITCHES IN STARBUCKS? NO HARD FEELINGS. JUST SOFT ONES. NICE SQUISHY SOFT ONES. YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT. YOU LIKE IT STINKY AND RUNNY. YOU LIKE IT DOWN YOUR LEG IN THE SHOWER. YOU ALSO LIKE EATING YOUR SISTERS TAMPONS OUT OF TRASH. GO ON, SHERRI. TAKE THE FART IN YER MOUTH. TAKE IT.
Jesus take the Wheel!!!
there's a fine line between genius and insanity but this has got to be a joke.
IF IT IS A JOKE….it is not funny. Actually he is acting like someone on ecstacy or some kind of methamphetamine. No regard for appearance, hygiene. Bipolar tendencies. Erratic shifts in mood and behavior. Delusions of 'grandeur". Sad. Instead of filming a so called documentary, they should get him some help. Affleck might be a little liable here in promoting this downfall. He needs some help too.
Yea it sucks but give the guy a break. He left to try something that makes him happy.
Re: Long Dong Connery – haha word. leafs are love.. if only they could win…
Looked more like ryan dunn to me… how strange.
there is no way he is being serious! who would actually support him doing this?! that was the funniest shit ever
The rapping wasn't that terrible actually! But the falling off stage was pretty sad, he did seem pretty messed up…he definitely needs some help.
Re: SWEETPIECE SAYS HARRY LICK MY ASS! – Stick to what you know best, licking the shit of LG ass and pretending it's Godiva chocolate! But thanks for tribute in your name, what a lovely way to honor a PH ICON!
really? what a sage francis rip off.
mid life crisis
Where does this guy get his weed?
Re: Andy27s Chin – Take it back!
Yeah, that didn't work…at all!
this actully made my eyes bleed!!!…..why?????…. hope this is a joke otherwise he`s done!!!…btw whats up with all the jumping????…
I really hope it's a spoof. That first song sounded like a bad Spanish to English translation of "Sir Mix a Lot"
All I can say is that he HAS to be on drugs!!! Why Joaquin, WHY!?
call me crazy, but i liked it! diggin' the beard too!
Re: sutothesee –
yeah really! how could his people allow this?? when he pitched his ideas, wtf did ppl respond with? ugh! as someone else said, any respect i had for him has been totally shattered. he is the epitome of douchebag. not to mention that awful beard and hair age him thirty years, he just looks dirty. gross.
Re: poop coming out is fun –
Hey alleyfukin cat. If I get my hands around your neck I would ring your neck like the dirtchicken that you fukin are, you bitch.
Now fuk with me bitch and make it fukin count. To die for..hehehe
Haha… I got a really great laugh out of that second video when he ate shit.
Very funny, obviously he's off his nut.
He's better than soulja bitch.
I admire his acting skills, but still - falling off stage, that was just too funny.
drugs. major drugs.
wow he is one of my all time favorite actors…he has lost it…so horrible! and what does that white boy know about rap anyways! wahhhhhh!! so sad
Clearly this is a joke. I mean in Walk The Line he did all the singing. He sounded amazing doing Johnny Cash's music. He can obviously sing. If you believe this … no comment to ya.
remember when he was hot?
oh joaquin, come back to the big screen plz!
we miss you.
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he's ruined
wow, this has to be a joke. or maybe hes having a britney meltdown. good thing their filming it all.
That's the funniest thing EVER! You are AWESOME for posting it. I'm about to pee in my pants!
Yes, it is a joke. Why else would there be a film crew member right in his face at the beginning. I hope they come out with a brilliant movie!
Re: poop coming out is fun –
Meow said the kitty kitty. I want to run over your head and fukin stuff you and look at you everyday and fukin laugh, laugh, laugh, heheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, then Your FAT FUKIN JAWS WON'T BE FLAPPY IN THE WIND, NOW WILL THEY..HEHEHHEHEHEHEE
GO STEELERS GO FUKIN GO
Should have never left his day job. I sure hope he's just dickin around….
OH
MY
GOD!!!!
Im laughing, but iot sort of an uncomfortable laugh, i don't know what to make of it! He has no swagger, and needs to work on his rhyme skills!
As my avatar says, "WTF"!!!!
Wow do you have to mention River's death in ever post about Joaquin? talk about walking in his brother's shadow in life and death. they are two sep people and everyone knows about it. u arent cool b/c u know of a 90s icon's death and its relation to his brother. and just in case you didnt know, they also both grew up an a cult like commune and thats why they are both a little loopy. and so did rose mcgowan. so how bout you include that in everything now concerning the brothers and her.
r.i.p. river
The way he just seemed to fall their the crowd and then they needed a search light to find him….wonderful exit.
I knew that he was giving up acting for a career in music. I was fine with that.
However, was it wrong of me to have assumed he was going to pursue anything but hip-hop? I guess I figured that playing Cash's role had inspired this career move. So I figured it would be more like Johnny Cash music…
It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. He is a very talented actor who has a subtlety about him that most lack. This just completely negates that side of him.
He's channeling Maustistu or whatever that Jewish rappers name is. For sures. Dudes on mahjah drugs!
He's kidding, right?
wow. he should stick to acting
wow. i don't even know what 2 say/ he makes me sound like jay z / or andre 3000 or some shit/ AND I'M NOT A RAPPER - I'M A GUITAR PLAYER!!
one of my fav. actors too…what a shame…
He could sing in Walk the Line, but WTF is this sh*t? He's so full of himself. Dork!
whats he smoking????????? what an ass.
I love him as an actor, but he is all kinds of crazy. I really, really hope this is a joke. It's got to be…Casey Afflec is involved, and he's another talented actor with a growing career. I know Joaquin has always been a little crazy, but surely Casey wouldn't be killing his career with this if it wasn't a joke.
oh my god. he is faking it. there is no freaking way he is serious. I think i've heard that he actually sings well, so why would he sound like such a dumbass while he's rapping?
and, if he's not faking, then he has totally lost his fucking mind.
oh
my poor jauquin!
wathappened2him?!
That was one of those performances where you feel embarrased for the person just watching them. I really hope this is a joke.
I don't think he is joking. I think he has lost his mind and is on serious drugs! cause he has been acting odd for awhile now.
PWNED!
His fat, depressed and on drugs.
Or faking the hole shiz. I cant believe that he is doing this for reals.
He is such a great actor.