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Yes, That's Really Janet Jackson
Filed under: Janet Jackson > Anglophilia
Oh boy, here we go again!
The Incredible Expanding-And-Shrinking Woman - also known as Janet Jackson - has once again ballooned to epic proportions and epic fashion disasters.
At first glance, we thought it was the Hunchback of Notre Dame, but it's only Miss Jackson (because we're nasty!).
Janet was spotted leaving London club Mahiki on Tuesday night.
We're not sure how she does it, but we're pretty sure it can't be good for her weight to constantly yo-yo. Maybe it's the vertigo!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: January 21, 2009 at 10:00 am
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!
WTF? No way!
Hey Milky is on top of me!!!!!! Finally my quasi-lesbian fantasy has come true!!!! LOL
I'VE GOT A TWINKIE FOR YOU.
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THING IS, YOU GOTTA FIND IT UNDER MY BACK FAT!
Did she have a stroke? Her face looks all wonky?
Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – LOL…eewwww!
She looks like Captain Pike on the 1st star trek.
" Don't puke on my new white kicks bitch!"
Uhhh what happened…..
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must of been a tough night, damn
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She's on the Oprah diet!
Jeeeeeez! She and Oprah should start the yoyo dieting club!
yikes!
she's like oprah.
It just looks like a bad angle with a big, bulky jacket. Have you looked in the mirror lately? You look like you're pudging out again.
Maybe she's gotten really sick you dumbass. Everything has to revolve around fag issues and appearance issues with you.
she was looking soo good not too long ago!
what happened???
looks like she is just bent over with a big long coat to me
She looks like shes about to hurle….
Re: harrybalsac – YAY Oprah!
Good god, Perez, is this the best you can do?!
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Look at her foot. It is caught in her cape. She is twisting around to free her foot!! The camera just caught an awkward angle. And it is a CAPE.. which is not exactly tight fitting. *eyeroll*
She's pregnant, Perez. Can't believe you're the last one reporting this. The other gossip sites have been abuzz about her pregnance for weeks. Catch up, dude!
I'm in a Milky and Moose-Knuckle sandwich - Harry, I hope you're standing by with the camera . . .
man….i just saw her in october….and although she was 'thick' she wasn't nothing like that !! that happened fricken FAST !! damn burgers
Re: NoahsArcMovieFan – Nice avie boys!!!!
See what happens when you get old after receiving so much plastic surgery? You look like a deflated balloon. Or baboon.
SHE CAN TAKE A SHIT AND NO ONE WOULD KNOW! SHE'S SO GOTH.
lmao…i think shes preqo.
Usmagazine.com said the New York Daily News and PerezHilton.com both recently ran stories suggesting the 42-year-old pop star is expecting. Pregnancy rumors began this fall when Jackson canceled several concerts because she was ill.
"Does Perez know that lying destroys the credibility of a blogger?" Dupri told Usmagazine.com Sunday.
fuck off…that is not janet jackson….maybe oprah…not janet
Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! –
Can I squeeze your boobs and you can give me a little kiss..hehe♥
YOU must think WE are STUPID? We all know Aunt Jamima when we see her? Nice Try?
MOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
she must be depressed. her rhythm nation 1814 days are over, she needs to retire and eat and get bigger like aretha franklin. she deserves to eat like a horse. she earned it. fans, let her retire please….and oh, the lipsynching should stop too.
hahaha she looks like jafar when he's in his disguise in the dungeon in aladdin.
Re: Mistress – THanks Mistress. It's a shot of 3 of the cast of my favorite tv show and now a movie too. The film NOAH'S ARC: JUMPING THE BROOM was released in october and comes out on dvd on Feb. 3rd. If you're not familiar, check 'em out. It's a black gay sex and the city type show featuring some of the hottest black men around, lol. google it…
Re: Zexy Chex-Z – New name but same GREAT ASS!
oh shit.wtf is this.janet jackson is getting crazy like her brother.damn
Her beef drapes must have huge stretch marks
Atleast she doesn't run into a surgeons office to "remove" "imperfections" Diet and excercise and the will to lose extra weight is what keeps her healthy. With that said, let her enjoy her fat stage.
Gotta love Janet Jackson! Maybe she's pregnant.
SHe has huge stadium shows in Japan in February!!!!! wow
Bad camera angle, and She may be pregnant.
[Shakes "maracas" at you hating putas]
Re: MINXLIVES – hi minxy…..miss seeing you daily……busy planning the big day?
It looks like Diana Ross…but they all look the same to me..sorry BBD.
She looks like Oprah! LOL
awww she looks like a cute hunched over lil witch! Kind of like the witch from Snow White but without the poison apple.
She looks like my aunty phyllis
This is Not Janet Jackson !
Do your research before you rush to print anything & everything !
I think she's been popping out secret babies. For real.
Just to get attention you will print ANTTHING !
Do your research………..this is not Janet !
woof. let's just hope that this is just a very, very bad angle.
LOL, she's about to throw up!
Or, maybe she's PREGNANT, dumbass
I love janet
Despite of all, it shows you love her too.
If this were Mariah you would be insulting her so much more than this.
When people work out as extreme as she did for many years…their metabolism needs such intensity to keep them from gaining weight. When you stop, every morsel of food, and every missed work out, shows bigtime! Plus, women that do this usually gain more testosterone and the Endocrine system goes caflooie. It's like exercise bulemia. And, restricting to lose weight doesn't help…you gain it right back. Takes many years to correct your metabolism.
Lmao Perez you got some nerve. If she's the incredible expanding and shrinking woman then your the not so incredible expanding and shrinking man.
Your yo yo ing is only at the beginning.
She'll pull it all back together she always does. And ya'll will all jump back on it like some brainless followers.
wow.. thats not healthy woman!!!!!!
are you serious perez? that's janet jackson? what the hell happened?
Puhlese Perez don't be a hypocrite! Last year you went a gay club with her so why the fcuk are you trash talking her? She looks great to me! She doesn't look like shes 42! Love you Janet!
I'll tell you what happened. She doesn't have her face on and didn't do her hurrah. You see how many layers of make-up she usually wears. It's not for nothing…
Geez, pervez! At first I thought you'd changed your look again, but then noticed that the head in the picture wasn't nearly as fat as yours.
Who wears a cape, really?
Holy Crap! She looks terrible.
Must've been the pressure of her failed tour.
go to this site and see what she really looks like! www.janet-xone.com and click on the first thumbnail….god perez why dont u go get fisted by madonna and then she can wear a strap on and tittyfuck you while katy perry fucks ur ass
only addicts can yo-yo like that
PEREZ, YOU AND YOURS SHOULD BE DISSING ABOUT YO-YO WEIGHT…PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES……
Re: The One. The Only. MILK –
like you look any better…
Re: The One. The Only. MILK –
like you look any better….
Nice Hermes bag
Re: Billvie Bicks – She just gotta get rid of that Jermaine boyfriend of hers.
Re: Rude Dude – fucking A right i look better!! look at this cow suit! i just got it dry cleaned bitch!!!
Actually there are other pictures of Janet from this night on janet-xone.com and she looks better than this. Leave it to Perez to pick the worse picture.
Re: The One. The Only. MILK –
Why don't you try having your face dry cleaned
I feel sorry for her, it can´t easy going from slim to big like that all the time!
She can´t feel good.
Re: NoahsArcMovieFan – Mmmmmm black men, gay sex, hot bodies - did it just get a little warmer in here??? LOL
Sounds great! However I might have a little trouble explaining to hubby why I've developed a sudden interest in this area . . . (o:
Re: Rude Dude – You would come in your pants if you knew how beautiful the cow is. Silly boy!!!!
Even her Birkin bag looks disheveled…
Re: Mistress –
I doubt that…I like dick!
WTF! She's got all the money in the world for personal trainers, nurtitionists, chefs, and even someone to slap her hand when she touches the refrigerator…why, Janet, why?!
At least she is carrying a Birkin
Perez, your comments were hilarious! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First the "Incredible Expanding-And-Shrinking Woman - also known as Janet Jackson" and second "At first glance, we thought it was the Hunchback of Notre Dame, but it's only Miss Jackson".
That was clever! hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ooh no way
perez i love you but you should have some kind of sympanthy for heavier people. because once you were heavy. yea you lost weight, but you know how hard it is. plus the medication she is on right now for her vestibular migranes makes her gain weight. i know. i have the same. it just has to make me work harder.
It's just called a bad angle, but yeah, it is funny!!!
Re: curlylo26 –
Once? His ass is still chubby!
that looks like BLOAT….. I think she is taking hormones to get pregnant ..bloating and weight gain are typical side effects
Re: Rude Dude – Oops, OK (sorry). Maybe you should hook up with my new friend NoahsArkMovieFan - he seems like a cool dude and has one hell of a hot avie. It's not a bad start in this crazy old world. You never know . . . LOL
Ms. Jackson..if you ARE knocked…please dont let Mike babysit without supervision.
Well first of all, its the picture,it looks like she was reaching for something !! Why cant people see that? Always trying to find a bad pic or something to say something so negative! I guess its fun for people to be negative!! In that case, in this pic she looks like Oprah in 10 years! HA HA HA!!
Oh ! There is a better pic on Janet-xone.com!
who CARESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS about her?!
geez!
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WTF???
just a few weeks ago janet looked… like janet. wtf happened?!
Re: Symbolee –
Perez does that a lot to African American artist.
Re: Mistress –
Cool! Thanks Mistress! I'll keep an eye out for him. The guys in the Noah's Arc movie are HOTT!
Some people are so guillable I am in London right now and Janet has appeared in a few British tabloids i.e. London Paper and Lite she does not look like that in those papers… Don't know who the source is for that picture….
Well that can actually happen to you Piggy so you should stop making fun of her… anyways her reps or ppl in charge of her should help her, the woman must be sooo bad inside!
This is just sad and annoying… she just keeps gaining and loosing weight… and we see it all over magazines.. "HOW JANET GOT SKINNY AGAIN". she need to choose either stay big or small.. because thats just not healthy at all