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Beef Curtains and Mr. Fugs
Filed under: Reality Television > Lauren Conrad > Z List
Lauren Conrad is still dating that nobody actor Kyle Howard.
You know, her real-life boyfriend that doesn't appear in the fake Hills!
Just yesterday, the two "hard workers" were spotted at the beach in Malibu spending some quality time together.
L.C. strolled around the beach with Mr. Fugs for a bit.
Howard then took some time to go surfing while Beef Curtains watched from the beach and napped.
Audrina, meanwhile, was studying math at home. Algebra is hard, y'all!
[Image via Ability Films.]
Posted: January 21, 2009 at 8:00 pm
EWWW YIKES!
AGAIN!
WHAT ARE THE FUCKING ODDS?
MOOSEY IS ON FIRE
BAWHAHAHAH
he looks fucking hot!
GET OVER URSELF MOOSEY!
HER FOOT LOOKS SCARRY!
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ANYONE ELSE ON HERE?
GUESS NOT, GUESS IT'S JUST ME AND POLI
Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – HOW DID YOU LOOSE ALL OF THAT 700LBS OVER NIGHT?
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Lauren Conrad isnt interesting.
I just ate a whole orange popsicle.
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Boo!
Re: AddictingGirls – MMMMM I LIKE THE CHERRY KIND! CHERRY CHERRY CHERRY BOOM BOOM! LOVE LADY GAGA
Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! – BOOOHOOO! I WAS ALONE FOR SOO LONG!
He looks old enough to be her dad! EW……………
"Beef Curtins"?Some how coming from you Mario that doesn't have quite the same sting.
SING!!! SING!!! I'LL SING TOO.
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IN AAAMERICA I CAN POOP ALL DAYYY
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IN AAAMERICA I CAN POOP AND PLAYYY
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IN AAAMERICA MY POOP IS FREEEE
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IN AAAMERICA I CAN POOP IN A TREEE
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I LOVE MY COUNTRY AAAMERICA
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AND SO DOES MY FRIEND ERRRIKA
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MY FARTS WITH ALWAYS SMELL THE SWEEETEST
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WHEN I'M LIVING IN THE LAND OF THE FREEE-EST!!!!!!!!!!
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THE END!
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I HAVE TEARS! I WAS LAUGHING SOOOO HARD!HA HAHAHAHAHAHA
he isn't that bad looking. while i agree the hills sucks and lauren conrad is famous for doing nothing in the same tone of voice every episode, you really pick at everything and make shit up. he's pretty good-looking and, as evidenced by this photo, has a good body. make fun of her for being a useless nothing, but at least she has good taste.
PEREZ YOUR A NOBODY..AND YOUR FAT
Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – You are officially a TORCH!!!!
fat body you're one to talk when it comes to looks. You're a hideous pile of shit.
Lauren Conrad IS nobody!
Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – Knock yourself out kid!
he is kind of old looking, but not that bad
i like him! i can't wait for My Boys to be back this summer!
Re: dmddmd – Right on!
can someone remind me why her nickname is beef curtains….i mean mr.fugs and ceiling eyes are pretty self explanantory but this one i don't get lol.
Her name is Lauren Conrad you idiot and she just happens to have the most rated reality show on TV so stop being that jealous and accept it!
You talking about hard work??? All you do is sit in front of a very old fashioned computer eating nachos and copy pasting news from other web sites, stealing pics from paps and being a big hater criticising people much more prettier and succesful than you… is that your "hard work"???????
perez, you need to watch the show my boys! kyle howard is NOT fug! he's way hot and they made a very cute couple!
hahahah beef curtains… thats great
WHY DO YOU CALL HER BEEF CURTAINS? I DON'T GET IT.
Kyle Howard is All kinds of cute
Are you kidding me? Kyle Howard, when he isn't sporting a beard, is hot. It's great to see he still has the bod, too. You need to watch My Boys.
Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! –
yee fukinhawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
whoooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,
that was fukin koooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.
ummm ya he not cute at all no wonder he isn't on the hills, besides the fect that it is fake!!!!!
they are both gorgeous and look cute together!!
He has gay hair.
I think it says a lot that he's not on the hills… you know, like maybe he's dating her because he LIKES her and not because he wants to be on tv/is using her. much better than speidi the publicity whores.
Lauren is pretty! You shold become more objectibe mr, you are soooo team spencer -..
Re: ariellee – Re: Amanda Says – It stems from a while back, around the time that "someone" made it public that she had a sex tape out with her ex, Jason. Rumor also had it that she had "beef curtains", which is when the inner vagina lips hang lower/are larger than the outer ones. So Perez always calls her that, because he's an ass. He knows she was humiliated when it came out.
No No NO. No one's body could make up for his face. He must be a great guy with a heart of gold who doesn't mind listening to her whine.
OMG I love Kyle Howard! He could do better than her though
this is the first time LC has had a bf for more than two weeks. I wonder if she has had any real problems in her life before.
so what if shes dating a nobody actor!
shes happy and thats all that really counts
Whale alert…she got fat again.
That pic does not do justice to his FUGNESS…if only all pics of him could be taken from this far away.
awww but hes hottttt
she on the other is annoying as hell
but hes gorgous :]
I really want to see her beef curtains. WTF LA PAPS??? You're slacking!
She looks pregnant, or fat.
Kyle's not even that ugly ^^ I think it's good of Lauren not to put their relationship on the screen on The Hills, shows that it must be pretty serious to her. I wish her all the best with her Kyleeee.
i dont care what you say perez, i think hes cute. anyone know when my boys is coming back?
he is so ucking fugly!! OMG! EWW EWW EWWW!! Justin Bobby beats his ASS!
For all you living in the dark ages BEEF curtains are the big hangy pieces that some girls get that hang from there nasty vajajas. ( they look like roast beef duh!!
Who better for this non-talented, bossy, manipulative loser to date than a nobody actor….watch out, Kyle…you better do exactly as she says or you are history. My advice…peddle out on that surfboard and disappear while you still have your own junk!
Whoa…I just realized from reading here that Kyle is on My Boys….he is definitely NOT a "no talent"…my mistake. The guy is a skilled actor with great timing. I think the decision not to show up on the Hills was either his or his contract with My Boys. All the more reason to exit this scene, Kyle.
can somebody tell me how she got the nickname beef curtains?? and no i do not want the definition of beef curtains lol
Um he was on the show my boys and he is super cute. Nice eyes and a great smile. Quite the improvement for LC. We have all dated Brody Jenners, but her new boyfriend is marriage material.
More like pre-algebra.
I think he's CUTE! I like his show, too!
we made such mad fun behind her back on the show.
looks so old in person, shocking really.