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Condalezzie Goes Hollywood!

Filed under: Politik

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Former Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice, has nabbed herself two big Hollywood agents at the William Morris Agency.

This is considered to be the first step in Condi's "reinvention and evolution" post Bush.

Condi is planning on writing two books, says one of her agents at WMA. One about her life as top diplomat and the other about her parents, whom she's previously referred to as "education evangelists".

Will Lezzie be coming out as a dykon too????

After she admits that she's a friend of Ellen's, Condi needs to show off her pro piano skills and go on tour with Yo-Yo Ma or something.

Her love for fashion is also pretty well known (remember when she dropped thousands of dollars at a NY Ferragamo store?), so maybe she'll launch a clothing line too!

[Image via AP Photos.]

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72 comments to “Condalezzie Goes Hollywood!”



  1. 1

    EWWWWWW!! BLACK AND UGY WHORE… GOSH SOMONE GIVE THIS GIRL SHIAS BAG



  2. 2

    She is a skinny bitch, who is smart and well read…. back off sister-man.. Leave our Connie alone.. she rocks.



  3. 3

    I think you are on to something P.



  4. 4

    Condie is a star…



  5. 5

    Lol.



  6. 6

    Dude……perez….this is the secretary of state youre calling a DYKON? like ive said before, youve got no respect for the ladies…..



  7. 7

    She deserves some fun. She's worked like a dog for this country!



  8. 8

    Good for her. She is so classy and smart. Wish her the best!



  9. 9

    If this were about Michelle Obama, you'd be creaming fattie. Partisan fuck.

  10. Ouisa says – reply to this


    10

    I love Condi, Michelle Hobama could take some lessons on class from this lady.



  11. 11

    The only clothing this witch is going to design is going to have white and black horizontal stripes, with nice ankle and wrist bracelets. She will be lucky if she isn't given a nice necklace in public too.



  12. 12

    9 Oh MIAR, we all have our preferences!



  13. 13

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    LG CAN NOT FIGURE OUT WHY BUSH SURROUNDED HIMSELF BY MORE GAYS THAN GIORGIO ARMANI!
    .



  14. 14

    Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! – I CAME BACK FOR A MINUTE TO SEE IF MISTRESS HAD GOTTEN MY MESSAGE ABOUT MJ HAVING MY EMAIL AND SAW YOUR MESSAGE!

    nachomamasfoodblog punto b-l-o-g-s-p-o-t punto c-o-m

    punto = .
    put the - letters together

    Mario won't let me post the actual link unless I do it like this! Hope you find us!



  15. 15

    I'd pay to see her take on Michelle. Boxing, wrestling, oil wrestling, whatever.



  16. 16

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    LG CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE THE STRAP-ON THIS FIERCE BITCH WOULD WIELD!!!
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  17. 17

    Re: LG is simply ABSTRACT!
    You don't approve? What do you have against gays?



  18. 18

    Michelle needs to take some style lessons from Condo!



  19. 19

    she usually looks decent but she looks like a hot tranny mess in this picture



  20. 20

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Got the e-mail, MONO QUERIDO! I'll send it asap!!!!!



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  22. Ouisa says – reply to this


    22

    Re: Me_and_RobertPattinson

    That's what I'm talkin' about!



  23. 23

    Re: topper – #17.
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    NOW DARLING, YOU'RE REALLY STRETCHING (LIKE THE QUEERFACED HUBBY'S MANCHUTE) AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
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    OTHER THAN THAT, LG FEELS NO COMPUNCTION WHATSOEVER TO DEFEND HER INCREDIBLY ACCURATE OBSERVATION IN A PREVIOUS POST!!!
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    AND HAVE A LOVELY EVENING, DARLING.
    .



  24. 24

    Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! – I know, I've been trying to be nice Sweets. Its a new year, a new leader. You know it couldn't last for me!



  25. 25

    That Condie slag is such an Uncle Tom.



  26. 26

    Yeah Welcome Back Venus Power is right
    Do you think you might save my password for maybe one whole day Prez?
    WTF is up with that?
    I do love to see you in the pink hair which makes the new password fetching okay but why must I do it like everyday hmmm?

    Okay why are you trying to make Condi GAY
    It's like your saying "CONDI the gays want you to be GAY"
    Perez and another thing
    her own fashion line?
    Ah that would require brain surgery
    in that half of Condi's brain would have to be removed so she could sink down to the level
    of the Fashion world
    I know you worship that world but trust me all Condi wants
    are the retail buyer side
    she's been bitch slapped enough by the Bush admin

    Re WIMA well of course they want her signed and seeled
    its called
    $$$ in the bank for them

    But stop trying to say Condi is GAY
    That's so GAY of you



  27. 27

    Re: Ouisa – #10.
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    NOW DARLING, THE ONLY LESSONS CONDI NEEDS TO BE TEACHING ARE
    IN **CARPET MUNCHING** AND BEING THAT LOVELY MICHELLE IS HAPPILY MARRIED TO A DIVINE HETEROSEXUAL MAN THOSE WILL HARDLY BE NECESSARY!!!
    .



  28. 28

    Re: LG is simply ABSTRACT! – 13 and 16 LOL!!



  29. 29

    her face looks like 50 cent in this pic.
    not a good pic of her at all.
    yuckie



  30. 30

    Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! – Did you make it in with the clues from Mama and Monkey Love?



  31. 31

    Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! – #28.
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    SWEET IS IT JUST LG OR DOES SHE LOOK LIKE THE HIGH PRIESTESS AT
    A SATANIC CONVENTION???
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    THAT CREAMSICLE-HAIRED YOUNG MAN IN THE BACKGROUND WITH THE TRIANGULAR PENDANT JUST REEKS EVIL!
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    BUT NOT AS MUCH AS THEIR LADY OF HONOUR, OF COURSE.
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  32. 32

    Yes! Checking it out right now! Thanks!



  33. 33

    She's not a lez, she's been fucking GW Bush for years.



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  35. m.j says – reply to this


    35

    I love Conni :)
    She's a role model to many black girls out there including me.

    Dont diss Conni my bro.



  36. 36

    Good for her, she is one of the latest smart people ever involved in politic… maybe she should stick around and teach Michelle how to be elegant and classy!



  37. 37

    Go back to playing Wagner on your spinet, you closet-case Nazi sympathizer.

    And just because you sucked George W. Bush's shriveled dick for 8 years doesn't mean you aren't a self-loathing dyke, Miss Thing.

    I'd love to slap the shit out of that incompetent loser. Thanks for the heads up on the Twin Towers, Miss I Don't Know Nothin' 'Bout Protectin' No Country!



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  39. 39

    The world is…



  40. 40

    Re: LG is simply ABSTRACT! – I think she's frightening!



  41. 41

    Re: poop coming out is fun – FIRST…WHO ARE YOU? GIVE A SAMPLE OF WHO YOU ARE?
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    MIAR…YOU BAD INFLUENCE! LOL



  42. 42

    SHE IS FIERCE! love her.



  43. 43

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Not the first time I was called that; surely not the last! And you all wanted me back here!!! ~lol~ I gotta sleep. See ya on NMFB! For sure!!!! Night!!



  44. 44

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    LG IS RARELY WRONG BUT SHE DIDN'T THINK JUNE GORDON COULD GET ANY FIERCER!!!
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    THERE! LG WAS MISTAKEN. OH WELL, IT'S NICE TO GET IT OVER WITH SO
    EARLY IN THE YEAR!!!
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    KISSES SWEET!
    .



  45. 45

    Re: Kate27 – Darling, the only lesson Miss Rice could teach anyone is called "Incompetence" and that isn't a lesson Michelle Obama is even interested in, but thanks for your help.



  46. 46

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    IS THAT THE REMNANTS OF A GITMO PRISONER'S EYE ON HER HEEL?
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  47. 47

    Re: LG is simply ABSTRACT! – Oh, stop! (Not really!)



  48. 48

    Nice boots!



  49. 49

    Love me please



  50. 50

    Re: LG is simply ABSTRACT! – I love you do you love me?



  51. 51

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    NOW, NOW THE "REAL" ORCHIDGIRL, YOU KNOW LG HAS ALWAYS HAD A PENCHANT FOR TAKING IN STRAYS, DARLING!!!
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  52. 52

    Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – #49.
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    DARLING YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT SMACKED IN THE KISSER WITH
    A STEAM SHOVEL. TALK ABOUT YOUR APPALACHIAN PLASTIC SURGERY!
    .



  53. 53

    Re: LG is simply ABSTRACT! – You're rude! I love you and others but you hate me why?



  54. 54

    ok…thanks for being such an inspiration condie…whatever asskisser!
    I'd have a drugged asshole telling me to shove off than this mother of all "intellectual" asskisser for career sake.



  55. 55

    perhaps many of you forgot Irak, Palestina, etc, but she was there supporting and revealing to the world so many wrong decisions with so much passion…



  56. 56

    Faggez, you fucking asshole. Not every one is a lesbian or homo. You are the main reason why more and more people start to become homophobe. It's about time that somebody put's you in your place the hard way.



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  58. 58

    Dat ho is trying to look like Dita von Teese. Wannabe fame ho.

  59. n7of9 says – reply to this


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    i'm not american so i couldn't give a shit about these people (i really really don't understand your obsession with your presidents, like you're proud, it's so weird to me!)…but she looks great :)



  60. 60

    shes gay?! (not that theres anything wrong with that, lol)



  61. 61

    We in the gay community knew about Condi many years ago. She was a formitable figure in the early stages of the Bush era, but dwizzled away after the 9/11 Commission hearings. Yes, she can improve her image dramatically by coming out with RESPECT toward the gay community and in SUPPORT of gay rights, critical of Bushies' constitutional amendments that aimed to take away our rights. Yes, she can do this if she does it right.

    Look for Pres Obama to overturn Don't Ask, Don't Tell and for Condi to say that she never supported the failed policy in the first place (largely because it began with Clinton). Look for Condi to say that she did everything she could with the failed policies in Iraq, but the administration would not listen or negotiate with Arab leaders. Whatever she does, girlfriend BETTER look good……

  62. Bree says – reply to this


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    I hope she does whatever makes her happy! She served us well, and as others had said, she is very classy and Michelle can learn from her! Go Condi!



  63. 63

    Love that girl. She is smart and a wonderful role model for black girls like me. Oh, wait a minute I'm not black. Oooops, and not a girl. But, I still think she's amazing. You go girl!



  64. 64

    Best of luck to her. One smart woman.



  65. 65

    DON'T EXPECT GIRLFRIEND TO COME OUT OR LAUCH A CLOTHING LINE. REPUBLICANS DON'T DO SUCH THINGS. HER BOOK WILL BE ABOUT POLICY…NOTHING JUICY.
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    CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW MUCH OF A SNOOZE LAURA BUSH'S BOOK WILL BE?



  66. 66

    Love Condi! Wish she was still SOS.



  67. 67

    Now she can go back to what she is actually qualified for, cleaning peoples houses (lol) ? AFFIRMATIVE ACTION without it What Would THEY Be, the answer is NOTHING?



  68. 68

    smart woman



  69. 69

    Condi, my favorite class act. She managed her work with grace under pressure and was an amazing ambassador for American values. Love her.



  70. 70

    She looks frightening ! Is she Victoria Beckham's twin sister ? I never can tell which is which, both ugly, skinny, so full of themselves. Get lost Rice, we have seen too much of you already.



  71. 71

    Oh. So any harsh words spoken about Barack Hussein Obama are considered racist, but it's acceptable to denounce Condaleeza Rice as a whore and a lesbian??? Everything is about race for you, Perez, except for when someone happens to be a black conservative that you just cannot stand. I',m sorry that people like you just can't tolerate supposedly "closed minded" conservatives when clearly you can't stand a BLACK (two can play at that game) former Secretary of State. I'm sorry I even frequent this website.



  72. 72

    Condi is an ugly person with an ugly face her cousin who is a liberal activist and who is Connie rice is beautiful looking and also radiates beauty from with-in. Condi rice is a lesbian who lives with her lesbian lover and they own a house together. Her two best friends are gay males yet this trash set silently while working for the most dispicable anti-gay whitehouse . She is no better then the Cheney family, who while being gay friendly, set quitely and supported the most anti-gay pig Bush and the gop taliban. Karma will visit all these evil ones on way or another.