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"Racoon bites off rapist's penis"
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Raccoon bites off rapist's penis
A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he was trying to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal.
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
Posted: January 28, 2009 at 10:15 am
ahhh… karma!
GO RACOON!! DAMN DIRTY SICK RUSSIANS!
That bastard deserved it.
ha ha, looks like the he got what he deserved. what a sick bastard.
OMG "Have some fun"???????? IF YOUR IDEA IS CRUELTY TO ANIMALS AND FORCING YOURSELF ONTO ANOTHER UNWILLING CREATURE, YOU ARE MESSED UP IN THE HEAD AND NEED SERRRRIOUS HELP! I feel so bad for that little raccoon
lmfao… poetic justice. when will these perverts learn that no means no!
Re: harrybalsac – LOLZ
He definitely had it coming. More women should do this!
Hope he gets Raccoon Distemper and dies a horrible prolonged death.
Ahahahahaahah the bastard had it coming. Good raccoon
Awesome. This raccoon is an example to the American penal system.
HAHAHA!!!! TEAM RACCOON!!!!!
he deserved it, leave it mangled. =)
OMG that is so insane! Good for the raccoon!! Don't try to rape animals!! I hope his manhood will be fucked up perminantly.
Well, that's a first. Usually it's the coons that do the raping.
I'm on Team Racoon on this one.
That's what he gets!!
Jesus Christ. Who does it even occur to to rape a raccoon? Rape a raccoon? Those words should never be in a sentence together.
Got what he deserved, the sick fuck.
good for the racoon, thats Jesus justice
LOL
go racoon!!!1
hahahhahahahahahhahhaa
what a sick fuck. he shouldn't be allowed to have the surgery.
Now women can learn a thing or two from this raccoon.
they shoudlnt restore anything. today a racoon, tomorrow a woman, next week a child.
huh the racoon gave him a blowjob?
ahaahhahha
he was probably fat and ugly and pervertive in the first place
this is why he couldn't lay a girl
and now this is why he never will
you go girl…or guy, the racoon i mean! those crazy russians, seriously, crazy bat shit.
fucking nasty shit.
I know men are total fucktards when they're drunk and horny, but this is just depraved. He saw the raccoon and it actually occurred to him to have sex with it? What a moron. Racoons are vicious creatures. I hope it had rabies and he dies. What the hell were the doctors doing trying to reattach it? They should have just let him bleed to death.
Lol, way to be little furry friend.
Wait…HE WAS TRYING TO RAPE A RACOON?!!! Fucking freaks I tell you.
LOL. Racoons kick ass.
well thats a nice story…
GOT THE RACCOON!
go the raccoon
and what that man tried to do is disgusting
hope he never gets it back ha
Why bother putting it back on? Freak..
Nice! Good job Mr Raccoon
Finally, a punishment that fits the crime.
Rabies dick!
I bet that raccoon was abused as a child. These things never happen with 2 parent raccoon households.
ha, the guy totally deserved that. They shouldn't fix it for him.
bahahaha…thats what he get for being a pervvvvv….loser