Guess That Ass Crack!
Filed under: Guess The Celebrity
Such a lovely present!
So….inviting.
Who has a nice big bow above their a-hole????
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[Image via Ramey Pix.]
Tramp stamp!
It's YESsica "Soy Latina" Alba, at the park with her daughter, Honor Marie. Does Yes have another tattoo above her cooter???? If so, what is that???????
Posted: January 29, 2009 at 10:45 am
Re: harrybalsac –
What? Of course it has a TV. What do you think I am, a savage?
Meet me on the Chickasaw Trail. Later.
Jealous much Piggy??? I don't think that someone will ever find yours… too much fat hanging around!
is that a mole or a zit right below her tat?
the tat is nice but the location…not so much
Re: M*I*A*R –
Ummmm it says "big bow" not big butt. Lunatic. Read it first.
Its only looks like a tattoo. She actually has to tie her tail in a bow so it doesn't drag behind her…
JUST SAY NO TO CRACK
OH GOD THAT IS A SERIOUSLY BAD TRAMP STAMP !!
That's stupid. It's not even a cute bow.
Ew…I like her but that is tack-ay.
Did her new born tattoo that bow on her ass? I'd have that removed ASAP. Looks dreadful (as Simon Cowell would say).
tramp stamp
haha man thats nasty
The sad part is that I guessed correctly
Her ass is a gift to Cash I guess. LOL The tattoo itself was not done well at all.
I don't care what anyone says, she's a hottie and I like the tattoo. I think it was an interesting and sexual choice to place it. Much better than the played out lower back tattoos.
que horrible, tan feo, alba!
SHE SUCKS!!!!!! Fucking ugly ass whore.
How stupid–
If you're not Angelina Jolie, you can't pull off a tattoo. This tattoo is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
cute!
It's a bow Perez, open your eyes. and since when is the ass a "cooter?' Maybe to a homosexual but the "cooter" is in-fact the vagina.
The DUMBEST tattoo i've ever seen…
awwww i love the birth mark she has right smack her crack!!!!!!!!! soo adorable
Big deal. Half the country has a tat there. And guess what, 100% of the country has a coin slot…..booorrrriiinnng.
thats an ugly bow!
She has absolutely zero class.
actually i really like her tat ! its pretty
SHES MUCHO CALIENTE!
woah so unexpected
LOL
Interesting….I'm sure when she is a senior and a nurse has to change her nappies and apply prep H they are going to appreicate that cute bow.
Somehow I like her more now
For the love of hockey, its her ass and her tat..if thats what she likes then so what…
oh my GAWD! the mole is innerstin also! que sucia! LOL
what i tacky tat!
Ugg, and she's at the park with her kid! Seriously…
LOL thats hilarious she mustve been drunk when she got it!!!
I guess that present has already been unwrapped.
ew wow….ha she should've gotten the mexican flag! ahahaha
I have no problem with her, but that's gross.
That's the nastiest ass crack I've ever seen. It has a pimple under the bow
there is a mole or a poop fleck too eeewwwww
SELLOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SELLOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SELLOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's so low rent. BLECH.
i like her and the tat is cute no big deal
I'm willing to overlook it… Literally…
she has the most sexiest and gorgeous butt ever wow
///she has the most sexiest and gorgeous butt ever wow
she's such gorgeous mom and one of the best mom
sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy butt
AND ALL THIS ARTICLES ARE DONE BY PEREZ'S MOM NOT PREZE HIMSELF THAT WHY YOU SEE SHE HATE MOST OF WOMAN THE ONLY ONE SHE DOEN'T HATE IS MAGELINA OR MANGIE OR SHANKELINA SHAME ON YOU PREZE'S MOM QUIT INSULTING WOMEM ARE NUT YOU MUST BE SO UGLY TO INSULT ALL WOMEN LEFT AND RIGHT IN YOU SITE AND LET US BLAME TO QUEEN SON.
she should get that removed
Maybe someone dared her to do it, or maybe she did it as a joke.
that's so tackyyy
thats so tacky and cheap looking. yuck.
CHEESEY!!
Thats the lamest tattoo I,ve ever seen.
Another lame ass celeb that just needs to go away.
There is a zit or mole below the tattoo ewwwwwww and the tattoo is so tacky as well.
Quite lame for a tramp stamp….lame for a regular tattoo as well! Is her ass supposed to be a fantastic gift? I'm doubting……
where's a mosquito when you need one?
sexy butt
WTF? I am a fan of body art but this is just terrible.
Re: jaimestellar – Nasty tattoo. But don't feel sorry for the artist, he had Alba for himself, with her pants at least half down all the time.
TRUE ALBA STORY!!!
Back in the '90's, a friend of mine was nanny for a Vancouver yuppy trash couple in Vancouver. They lived in a high end building downtown. One day, my friend gets into the elevator and there was Jessica Alba coming up from parking. Turns out she was subletting there while shooting in Van. They ran into each other a few times.
Here's the good part: My friend has tattoos on her arms and during one of these elevator run ins, Alba comes right out to my friend and says "I would never get tattooed, it looks too trashy!!!"
Never say never, Jessica!