Nick's Lame Birthday

What’s D list boy band member to do for some extra cash?

How about go promote his birthday at shiteous clubs in another country (Canada) and hope to get paid something decent?!

Nick Carter is doing just that for his 29th.

The festivities will take place tonight (Thursday), as well as on Friday and Saturday.

Fliers are advertising the event as being “invited to this rare VIP event to celebrate the birthday of Nick Carter.”

Oh, and the lucky partiers will also get to hear Nick pretend to be a DJ.

Fun!

But no worries, tickets are cheap. Only $15 in advance and $20 at the door.

And ticket info warns, “Come early to avoid disappointment, as this will be a sold out event.”

Ha!!!!