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Madonna Wins Major Custody Battle
Filed under: Madonna > Legal Matters > Guy Ritchie
Madonna has won a court order to move little Rocco Ritchie and David Banda, the sons she shares with English director Guy Ritchie, to New York City.
After the decision was reached, a 'friend' immediately reached out to the London media to blab.
Daddy Ritchie, is that you?
"Lourdes was always going to stay with her mum. But keeping Rocco and David close to him in London was the only thing Guy really wanted from the divorce. He thought he had a real chance, especially as their school is here. He desperately loves those boys and is a devoted dad. Guy will still see his sons all the time… It doesn’t matter where they live — they will always have the hearts and souls of Englishmen. Football, appreciating the countryside, good humour and decent music — Guy’s determined these symbols of Britishness will forever be part of their lives.”
According to reports, Madge is set to get the US residency order made permanent in two weeks.
We didn't know that the British have the market cornered on 'good humor'.
With all the museums, parks and stuff, it's great to be a kid in the NYC!
[Lourdes image via Mavrix Online. David/Madonna image via Matrix Photos. Rocco image via Getty Images.]
Re: M*I*A*R –
really? we should start a band..hehhehhehe
I have guitars for everyone..
shitfukshit..
((( mOOn kiss ))))
longdongdreams tonite..heheheeeRe: RedWingsFan –
whoooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooo
5 hrs. and counting till SuperBowl..shitfukshit
Re: M*I*A*R –
Thanks, you are always so nice.Re: RedWingsFan –
Well, my sister is only 16, but trust me, she will go for it one day.
you know she's the one in the green hair. Re: M*I*A*R – We love putting on makeup and taking pictures, we live for it. HAHA
Madonna, I'm still waiting for the invite into a movie..HAHA
Re: DLR in Canada – Well, I think Lourdes is the main factor - she's Madonna's kid, so it's given that she's be with her mother, but the boys are still her siblings, and courts don't like to separate siblings.
Re: SheriMoonZombie – If you only knew!!!!! We so should start a band, I hope you play guitar because I am the most rockin singer you would ever see! Mother fucking Freddy Mercury taught me everything I need to know about rocking that mother fucking mic and making it my own!!!!
Of course she won, she's richer than
God, wtf? I'm glad she's away from
that weirdo X of her's..he's gay,
that's plain to see and ugly.
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Re: Jubilee –
Hey Jubilee, I am so glad someone else loves "Fawlty Towers". Remember how every episode started with different funny name like "Faulty Towers", "Farty Towers",etc ? I have the complete collection with every episode, and of course John Cleese is fantastic.
I am not British, and I love British sense of humour!
Re: M*I*A*R –
You just fukin mentioned one of
my favorites, Freddy Mercury..
I luv..that's kool you sing, I do too
and keyboard and bass.
shitfukshit..hehheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Oh Perez, your bitchiness is showing. Yes, the Brits *invented* good humor and they do it soooo well. And yeah, there's no place like NYC; I adore it. But face it; those little boys are going to be with Madge and that is soooo not a good thing. I was rooting for Guy to keep his boys across the pond.
Madonna, keep your kids in our country where they belong. You never should of raised them over there. You don't fit in there at all.
Perez, I'm coming for you in 2 years. You will be mine♥
*Story*
Madonna, kick his fucking teeth out when you leave the castle.
Re: SheriMoonZombie – Should be a good time-I think your teams gonna win!!!!!!!
Re: SheriMoonFireFly – Capricorn Sista, Freddie Mercury, Jupiter Child, CRYYYYYYYYY
Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze – Dat bitch in da krazi houze is up in this motha fucka! Helllllll yea, goooood times.
Hey Guy had no chance……he knew what he married and he knew he wouldnt win…come on poor me Publicity is the best Publicity…
Great. Now all three children, all from a broken homes can watch their mother have an endless parade of men (and women) revolving in and out of their lives. I seriously can't wait to see how her little Princess turns out after all this. Ann Coulter is right, single mothers ARE part of the problem in this country. Hey Guy, you were just supposed to hit it and quit it, be the guy who FUCKED madonnna, not the dumbass who married and had a kid with the whore!
I think the part about all things English and "decent music" is hilarious…obviously not Madonna's music!
Yo no soy medico, no soy chapocero
Perez! I simply do not believe your are that stupid to make a comment on British 'humor' when you MUST know you get quite alot of your readers from the UK??!!!
ps. is the Daily Mail paying you to borrow what you print and turn into 'news'?
Re: M*I*A*R – who's desk should I poop on?
perez? Sheri Moon FireFly told me that when she was locked into perezhilton,com screen name on the bart simpson, that she saw perez'z dick and it was effen HUGHHHHHHHHHHHH//LOL
Mario, as far as Im concerned an aids infested crack-whore is more humorous than you.
perez you fat F***, maybe you should marry madonna, you both are low class. You both suck and are both reallyr eally really really ugly. Both are heartless and hurt children . Yeah you both are on the same level!
perez you fat F***, maybe you should marry madonna, you both are low class. You both suck and are both reallyr eally really really ugly. Both are heartless and hurt children . Yeah you both are on the same level!!
perez you fat F***, maybe you should marry madonna, you both are low class. You both suck and are both reallyr eally really really ugly. Both are heartless and hurt children . Yeah you both are on the same level!!
perez you fat F***, maybe you should marry madonna, you both are low class. You both suck and are both reallyr eally really really ugly. Both are heartless and hurt children . Yeah you both are on the same level!
Re: Amazing Grace – #111 Yes!! Even the opening credits were funny! I have the collection as well. Maybe I'll send Perez the set so he can open his mind.
yeah right! lol was born and raised in NYC andloved it but, i would have LOVED to grow up in England….and i would have had a cool accent!
Re: SheriMoonFireFly – Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze – huge it may be, but too bad it goes into ugly dude's a$$holes.
and Perez stop kissing her ass!!!!!geeze u are soo biased it's disgusting!!!
I'm amazed. That is so unfair. A father should have equel right to a say in his kids life.
Re: GoBritneyBitch –
You have alot of room to talk considering your sticking up for a bitch that would rather fuck monkey looking boys, while her kids were being neglected from their piece of shit mother. Fuck off, whore…………you're probably just like that Shitney slutho.
Re: Kate27 – yes, that makes real sense, lourdes father lives in new york, but ritchie is supposed to force HER to not live in NYC? oO
Witch. She's even starting to look like one.
Re: PickyPoodle – Kissing her ass?His head is SOOO far up her ass he can see out her nostrils!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Dabitch dumba**, Perez is a monkey hispanic lmao, you dumba***
Hey Dabitch dumba**, Perez is a monkey hispanic lmao, you dumba*** lmao
You are such a fat f*** perez
You are such a fat f*** and nasty perez
You are such a fat f*** and nasty perez, you nasty monkey boy lmao
i thought she just announce more dates for her tour? what will her children do while she's gone, live with the nannies? i am a woman and this irks me…he should have been able to keep them in school in the uk until her tour is finished and she can be a good mom at home with those kids….not letting them watch tv or eat cooked food and all the crazazy stuff she insists on.
Re: patsy519 –
Are you American? The thing that most Americans don't know is that Guy was a mega-rich director before he married Madonna! The $76 million was probably his.
Re: RedWingsFan –
Argh! Fox ARE remaking AbFab. Apparently Kristen Johnston will be signed up to play Patsy. Nooooooooooooooo!
perez is fuckin retarded. you know how many museums and parks there are in london? And on top of that all the museums are free to the public since the uk believes it educates young people. I would pick the UK over NYC anytime Hialeah Man.
not that i am on madonna's side but i am really against of splitting the kids. they should stays together either on their father or mother side……glad madonna make it to keep them apart from each other. anyway, guy can see them anytime he is in nyc.
Guy Ritchie is an alcoholic. When Madonna was OUT WORKING on tour or promoting he would be at home in a PUB! Whether you like Madonna or not she is a very grounded hardworking and intelligent woman. I live in NYC and it is an AMAZING place to live. Madonna has wanted to move back to NYC for years.
Guy Ritchie is officially a DUMB ASS!
All he had to say to that hag was, "Give me my kid or I write a book".
Re: shardy – ha ha ha i guess guy biggest problem then is flying to us in commercial plane………no more PRIVATE JET for you sucker.
Re: Bigdawg – yeah there must be……..we need to discover the private guy ritchie. as a father as a husband as a head of that once household. there is something in this guy. haow the marriage fails how he handled everything……remember it takes two to tango.
Re: KiwiMog – Well hopefully that will fall flat on it's face!No way they could top the original!
Re: KiwiMog – #147 That is a tragedy. No one can re-create what that show was.
Re: GoBritneyBitch – Just spell it out hon. it's FUCK.
poor kids have no chance with this toxic narciscistic bitch of a mother, future crack heads fo sure!
she looks like the crypt keeper and he is better off
British humor is way funnier than American. Wonder why all the British comedys go to the US and get promoted and when US comedys come here.. they don't?
We were born with it
Mandonna is an affront to all women. Poor kids.
Re: allykisskiss – You were also born with bad teeth, shit breath, pancake ass, small dicks and pea brains! you didn't beat Americans WE beat you!
ya dumb McNasty!
CONGRATULATIONS MADONNA-THE BENS HAVE VOTED YOUR MOVIE AS THE 3RD WORST MOVIE AS THE YEAR!!!! NOW THAT YOU ARE GOING TO BE ON THIS CONTINENT MORE, MAYBE YOU CAN OBTAIN THAT #1 POSITION AGAIN. AND A BIG HIGH 5 TO PARIS HILTON-HER WHOLE 10 MINUTES IN REPO THE GENERIC BLAH, BLAH BLAH MOVIE MADE IT #1 FINALLY, SHE IS ON TOP OF SOMETHING OTHER THAN A SEXUAL POSITION. PEREZ, WHEREVER HIS IS, HAS FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES
The main irony about Madonna is that when I was in high school and jr high, many girls dressed in sexy clothes, and they were all emulating Madonna. Now, Madonna has become some uptight kaballa loving control freak. Now, I think boys need their mother, but if their mother is too controlling, it may not be healthy for the kids. She seems like an ex-sexy provocateur who is trying to make up for her past by being extra conservative in her every day life. Reminds me of the sixties baby boomers. Anyhue, hope she takes the lesson home that bringing your kids up in an overbearing and over controlling atmosphere can easily lead to rebellious adult kids. Kids need freedom and fun, intermixed with an education about discipline. That's the perfect balance.
Just as an FYI. She claimed her Catholic father was a control freak……
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Re: hard_candy – Fucking A, I'd be in the Pub too. Anything to get away from that nightmare ass bitch! Give me some smack, I gotta forget I'm married to a total fucking twat!!!!!
ding
dong
this one's
for you.
((ass smack))
shitfukshit
((smOOch))
let the products sell themselves
fuck advertising commercial psychology
psychological methods to sell should be destroyed
because of their own blind involvement
in their own conditioned minds
the unit bonded together
morals ideals awareness progress
let yourself be heard
great…. now those 2 will be just as screwed up and stuck up as her daughter. she didnt even want them, she just didnt want him to have them. she is a disgusting, filthy, geriatric pig.
Re: State ziti – oh your so smart calling people names on the internet, wouldn't want to cross you! (PFF)
and by using mr bean as an argument when america has spawned countless shit sitcoms with mostly all of them using sexual innuendo, worse than 'dropping a grape down some lady's cleavage' etc, means absolutely nothing. go show off that chip on your shoulder somewhere else.
Re: M*I*A*R – you sound really dumb what the fuck is wrong with you? fucking A you sound like a white trash trailer hooker. you sound really ignorant
Re: hard_candy – #150. Get real…don't be naive…Vadge isn't grounded at all! Yes, she is intelligent but narcissists tend to be intelligent. Vadge, the famous whore, will not be around for the kids as she is too busy competing with Britney and the like; and banging very young men that are closer to her kids' age! You should feel sorry for the kids as they have to live with this self-centered old slapper.
Re: Vieja Diva! – Yeah fucker, I'm ignorant. And you're a fuck stain. Now there we go, we're even.
Re: State ziti – #164. DITTO!!!
Re: Vieja Diva! – And if you're even referring to the lyrics of an awesome song that I felt the urge to share with lame fucks on ph.com, then you can eat an even bigger, nastier, funk asshole in hell bitch because that shit is fucking genius.
Re: Vieja Diva! –
A..what? haha
I wasn't born with bad teeth.. infact, I've got superb white teeth and never had a filling!
But from all the sweets you eat, you probably have many. Also, being a dental nurse, I know all about bad breath and I can tell you now, British folk have good smelling breath. I worked with a lot of people from the states who had bad breath.
Also, I'm not "dumb", because I can speak. McNasty? ahhaha.
You're a turd.
Re: Vieja Diva! – I am smarter than you could ever hope to be with your all knowing old ass bitch in the picture, you ain't shit honey. I can say whatever I want on this mother fucker and you can either love it or leave it. But you best recognize, that it's the best thing going today. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Re: M*I*A*R –
That vijea diva really needs to get laid.
Re: M*I*A*R – is this your life? goodness girl get a life a real one I have never "fought" on this site but you're just too dumb to ignore
Re: Vieja Diva! –
Actually, you have the cheek to call people ignorant when your idea on British folk was so far from the truth. I wasn't being nasty about Americans, I was just stating British humor is funnier and a lot of Americans I know have said the same.
Pancake ass? right.. where did you get that one from? bad breath..again..where did you get that from? and so on. That's ignorance dear.
Very very ignorant infact.
Re: Vieja Diva! – Well, then it seems to me if "I'm too dumb to ignore" then YOU'VE taken the bait and YOU'VE become the one who needs a life. Look back on it, I preach hate here. I'm all about the reaction. And I got one out of you. I WIN. I ALWAYS DO! hahahahahahahaaaaa
Re: Vieja Diva! – Your mother fucking picture looks like the crypt keeper bitch. That is what represents you here. And you are calling someone else a crypt keeper? Just remember, I didn't start with you, YOU started with me. Just sayin.
Re: allykisskiss – You tell that funky ass old bitch girl!
That's too bad, I was hoping that Guy would win this.
Re: allykisskiss – Re: M*I*A*R – you look for bait here? oh dear you are truly filthy. Have a great time ladies I have no desire to engage in a "blog" fight. blah! sad that you two live for it.
anyone who comes on a gossip blog looking for a fight or who tries to bait people into an arguement is beyond stupid. have fun dumpster divers! no need to reply as I will never reply to you eww why would I?
Re: allykisskiss – NOT all Americans have said so! you were being a smug bitch and you know it so please stop with the act! British humor ISN'T funnier at all it's YOUR OPINION! You generalized and I corrected you by being "general" too!
Re: M*I*A*R – Hi. a lot of people hate me here! oh well I guess my level of hate is unpopular bwahahaha
Re: Vieja Diva! – I wasn't trying to bait you bitch! I just try to post offensive stuff, because, like, I can here. That's the beauty of it all. I can say whatever fucked up, mean or filthy ass thing I want. Sad, maybe. But you know what, it ain't your concern! Again, you replied to me. I only did once you called me out. FUCKER!
Hey Last Felon Star I know you are watching like orchid does……….join in soon! I know you will dumbass
I'll be waiting
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – Look at that fucker! What did I do to become ignorant? Guess maybe it was the smack line. Oh wellllll. I don't give a fuck!!! I had a great day today, how about you?
Re: M*I*A*R – I had a good day too! Tomorrow is a big day to many people but not me I really don't care! if I want to see men grab and pat each other I can go to the local gay club! hehe
*****air tit tug and butt slap**** haha
Last Star I know you are watching………………….Come out and let me laugh at your incoherent comments! hahahahah
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – I've seen worse shit than that at the homo bars. My fag friends have taken me to the gay bars. This fucking one they drug me into smelled like BO and rotten cum. And there was every kind of Village People looking mother fuckers you would not EVER want to see in your life there. I was terrified!
Re: M*I*A*R – I try to be open but homosexuals are nasty just nasty! guys with dick and ass breath and girls with pu$$ breath! wtf?
fags suck literally!
Last Star did you get arrested again? are you in jail? bwahhahahaha dumbass moron!
What a selfish bitch! First she moves the daughter to England so she can't spend much time with her father, now she moves the son so he won't be able to see his father. She's such an asshole!
Re: biteme – A total rancid whore that Madonna is.
Great. The kids should stay with the mother unless she cannot support them, which in this case doesn't apply. Why this British buffoon thought that the boys should stay with him because it's better for them to stay in the Britisch school. Guy, grow up. Don't think only about yourself.
Andrew
Dubai
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! –
Andy and I wanted to personally thank you for the blowjobs. We can't wait until next weekend, you did promise that elephant suck with the shit on your head. We will be there. You are the most twisted girl we have ever met. You made out day.
Re: JohnnyCakes – please I KNOW who you are as I am also in the loop
I'm here to stir the pot as you are! back off! maybe we should all have a meeting since we keep crossing paths……….right certain people who act as others! DON'T fuck with me or single me out! I will turn this mutha out faster than you think so careful! love ya!
What a sick woman. You think its a good thing to remove these children from their father because she is a selfish dried up whore? Very sick and twisted. These boys need their father. Why on earth would she want to move them out of the country? She should be arrested for this.
Since certain members of a small group can't shut the fuck up I shall release info because of the lack of loyalty! Dumbass Harry told Sweetpiece he knew the ID of her imposter………..retard! Keep your mouth shut Harry! Harry why would you even say that? How dumb are you??????????
Re: JohnnyCakes – Ha ha ha .I knew he was a fuckin fag who gave away free blow jobs. Now we have the proff.What a mommie cock suker.Thats great, Johnny Cakes HAHA FUKIN LOSER.!!!!!
Re: the last star – you don't know shit…………..you are an outsider! Trust me!