Ashton Kutcher: It's Not Easy Being Rich and Famous
Filed under: Ashton Kutcher > When Celebrities Blog
Potato Head's stepfather, in his own words:
"a brief retort to the critics
Current mood: chipper
140 characters works for some things. Sometimes you need more space. I would like to address the spin factories around the world. Over the last week my posts on twitter have received a lot of attention. I have not begged or pulled or asked for any of it. Let me set a few facts straight.
1) I do not think that going off on my neighbor was a horribly offensive thing to do. I have been woken up every morning for the last four months by hammering and construction on a structure that is very close to our property line after being told the land was being purchased to build a park. Yes, there may have been a more diplomatic way to do it and maybe broadcasting it for the net wasn't the wisest choice. My father is a contractor my step father is a contractor. I grew up hiking shingles to the roof of houses and driving nails at 7 am for a living. I have absolute compassion and understanding for the workers. I do however have a job that sometimes forces me to work into the night (sometimes the movie business requires that) and occasionally I like to sleep past 7 am. Yes I live a very fortunate life and for that I am very greatful, I do however work for a living. I have a family that I support and a company that I run daily. And I cherish the 4 to 6 hours that I sleep a day.
2) I didn't "chuck beverages" at the construction workers. They were very happy to see us and laughing at the whole ordeal. I asked them if they wanted something to drink and they said yes. I thought that it would be a nice gesture. I am sorry if some found this offensive. But I know that the workers loved it.
3) I don't feel that my distain for the unwarranted attack on my step daughters by a blogger I will not name is out of line at all.
4) I don't smoke marijuana and any statement to the contrary is a lie. I simply feel that Michael Phelps is entitled to his privacy. The kid made a mistake (he is only human) and anyone who has been in the public eye knows the magnification of minor missteps can be blown way out of proportion. Yes he is a role model and a great one at that. But I'm sure that in his lapse of judgment he wasn't thinking, "boy I hope the whole world can see this so that kids everywhere can copy me." And truth be told, if they went out and trained and worked as hard as he has to reach the great heights of success in their careers I wouldn't hammer them about a slip up either. And in kind I would like to retract any negative statement that I made about the kid who published the pic. I'm sure he/she wasn't in a sober head space while taking it or publishing it for that matter (you are the company you keep). I leave perfection to the creator of this great universe and wouldn't assume that duty on any human being.
5) I find it exceedingly disappointing that the press coverage of my wife and my blog posts have not included the philanthropic pursuits that we have adopted and encourage. Our intention in becoming more active on the web has been with the effort to connect to the community in an effort to create a greater bond with the amazing fans that we have adopted over several years. We are sharing our lives our thought our ideas and yes our faults with the hope of using connectivity and oneness to build a greater unity and take down the walls that divide us. We have dedicated ourselves to building a coalition to abolish 21st century slavery and are smart enough to know that we can't do it alone. But truth be told we are having fun connecting with people and if we are to be defamed for doing so, so be it. We aren't publishing news. We are sharing with a community of people that are sharing back with us. So I only ask that you don't take our conversation out of context and please stop printing half truths in the media so as to drive up your user consumption and sell more ads on the content that you claim to be news."
[Image via WENN.]
Everything he said was cool EXCEPT that bullshizz about "growing up" doing construction work "for a living." WTF? Didn't this guy start doing tv shows when he was a teenager? Wasn't he in school before that? Fuck you for trying to act all blue collar Ashton, cuz you ain't.
Re: kitteh. –
Great point, babe.
If he doesn't like the critisism of the things he says and posts on his blogs, maybe he should shut the hell up???? They always whine that they don't have enough privacy, that they are ridiculed and critisized and yet they continue to take their overly large paychecks to the bank AND they keep blogging. Rediculous!
Re: SheHasBigBoobs – YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!!
I feel so bad for you and your myriad of no good very bad problems. Earplugs will save you from the horrible fate of missing beauty sleep, pretty boy.
He does have a point though. Everyone is blowing everything he does out of proportion. And Perez you really do need to leave Rumer alone. What did she ever do to you? I think she is beautiful and you are just jealous.
Oh shut your still a tool! And what is it that you are currently working on? Oh I go sleep late so I want to sleep in blah blah poor old rich me in my mansion complaining. Fuck I hate these people.
please people, I'm pretty sure I hate being waken up at 7 am, no matter what time i went to bed. He has a right to be mad. sorry to those of you who have the misfortune of waking up at the buttcrack of dawn.
What a supreme douchetard, he seriously needs a life. I had forgotten who he was until this fiasco, now I have to spend another year trying to forget him and his retardedness, why GOD? why?
I liked it when he was just Kelso…:(
Re: carlyness0 – That isn't the point ass crack.
Re: Mistress – YOU DEFINATELY SET HIS ASS STRAIGHT.HE WAS SO AFRIAD HE WENT RIGHT TO BED.HE SO STUPID HE CONTRADICS
HISSELF EVERY THEN STARTS LAUGHING. HE'S PROBALY ASKING ORCHID FOR SOME ADVICE.
sooo…I wonder who wrote that…doubt it was Ashton
fueling the fire?
UGH SHUT THE FUCK UP ASHTON!! NO ONE CARES!! AND YEAH, YOUR STEPDAUGHTERS ARE ALL UGLY TROLLS, ESP POTATO HEAD, AND ITS NOT PEREZ'S FAULT, THAT IS THE OPINION OF 99% OF THE WORLD!! STOP BEING SUCH A LITTLE BITCH!!
Perez - he fronted you for being mean to Rumor and rightfully so. You have a fat shit head, but of course everybody did. He's speaking to you too Fat Greasy Ass! When will you learn Pencha Puta Verga Sucker.
SOUNDS SMART ! I LIKE HIM AND I THINK HES RIGTH !! ASHTON ROCKS.
Ashton seems like an intelligent person. I like him.
"Truth be told," HE'S DUMB.
what a drama queen.get over your self ashton,your not all that dude
IF HE HAS SO MUCH MONEY .WHY DOSEN'T HE JUST RENT A HOUSE SOMEWHERE ELSE UNTIL THEY FINISH THE CONSTRUCTION IF IT BOTHERS HIM THAT BAD!!!!
Re: the last star –
Are you trying to be an asshole ? Leave me out of your own crap. Your comment # 120 is total lunacy. Are you drunk or on drugs again?
Two words: spell check
Re: orchidgirl – IHAVEN'T SEEN YOU LATELY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
Re: Jealous_Much? – your NOT, you're check your spelling if you know how!
CRY me a river poor boytoy!!!
Re: orchidgirl – Well well well - lurking about waiting for someone to mention your name???
Re: orchidgirl – you are correct Last Felon Star is a loon as is Mistress and many others! Why did you come back?
Re: the last star – LOL - look who you unearthed. (o:
I really like Ashton's personality. He is so real.
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – OMG a showdown between Orchid Girls - LMFAO - can you two naked jelly wrestle. Urgghhh - maybe not.
Maybe Mark and Natasha will kiss and make up.
Re: Mistress – shut up bitch! you are several people on this site and you act like the perezhilton representative umm you're NOT! if you claim to have sooooooooo many email addys fat mommy why don't you just email them personally instead of chatting here? you make NO sense and are a complete delusional twat! It's fucking sad that you have addys but post comments to people here instead of sending an email! hahahahahahahaha DUMBASS LOSER! you think you look AWESOME but you don't! you're filth and it shows whore with saggy beef curtains!
Re: light2you – FUCH OFF # 53 EVERYBODY IS INTITLED TO THEIR OPINION!!
what a douchebag. Cry me a river with your millions you arrogant pathetic priviledged mother fuckah dipshit.
WAL MART sell ear plugs!!! Dumb ass has forgotten there is a Wal Mart.
Re: the last star – what the hell is this>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Last Star comment 120:
YOU DEFINATELY SET HIS ASS STRAIGHT.HE WAS SO AFRIAD HE WENT RIGHT TO BED.HE SO STUPID HE CONTRADICS
HISSELF EVERY THEN STARTS LAUGHING. HE'S PROBALY ASKING ORCHID FOR SOME ADVICE.
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What the hell dumbass? did you finish High School? you are the biggest fucking idiot! hahahahahahaha
HISSELF, CONTRADICS, AFRIAD, PROBALY AND HE SO STUPID! really Last Felon Star someone else is stupid? hahahahahahaha o.k. moron!
Re: Mistress – SEE THERE HE GOES AGAIN.I HAVE NEVER BEEN ANOTHER PERSON ON THIS SITE (UNLIKE) YOU .SEE HOW HE JUST MAKES UP SHIT ITS SO FUNNY .HE'S LIKE A LITTLE KID AND ACTUALLY THINKS PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE HIM .WHAT A JOKE THIT PSYCO IS!
Re: Mistress – goodness saggy twat give it a rest! Say, how many people are you on perezhilton? Do tell whore? And don't lie you have more than the LG imposter! Bitch
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – WHY DONT YOU TWO GET TOGETHER AND SHARE A BOTTLE OF WINE. I KNEW YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH
HER ALL THE TIME.
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! –
I am not coming back.
After I left, I've discovered that I don't miss PH at all. Tonight I've decided to see what's happening and found out that Last Star still can't get me out of his mind.
All the best to everyone.
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – iTOLD U SHE WOULD BE BACK .BUT YOU SAID ON SHE WONT.IF YOU DONT BELIEVE CHECK YOUR TRANSCRIPT.HaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Re: orchidgirl – I'm thinking too much cum in the brain is the reason Last Felon Star acts like he does! after all he was fucked in the ass plenty while in prison! what do you think? funny how he and slutty Mistress KISSED Assume ass but now I'm him! WRONG! hahahahahahahahahahaha
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – #146 I'm noone's representative except my own moron and unlike you have pretty much only been myself in my time here.
Everything you spew at me is such a load of total bullshit.
C'mon - you promised to reveal yourself coward - lets go.
I'd have more respect for you if you backed up JUST ONE of your threats.
Re: orchidgirl – the idiots think I am Assume and I'm not! Not sure how the name mark got in the mix or why they think we know each other hahahahah I DO know for a fact that Mistress IS others and speaks to herself! as for Last Felon Star he thinks he's a big shot hahahahah OMG have you read his posts? a 3 year old could do better! I don't think he finished High School! He's just a felon lurking on a site. that's ALL he will EVER be!
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Lurk felon Star LURK! fucking loser!
Re: Mistress – I am in… would love to have June since it's my birthmonth and i look good in summer clothes…
Re: the last star – comment 151 > THIT PSYCO IS!
Tard I and A are NOT even close on the keyboard! lay off the booze and drugs Felon! Man you are fucked up!
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – WHO IS THE REAL ORCHIDGIRL????
A gutless wonder who hides behind someone elses's identity.
A schizophrenic delusional with anger management issues.
A friendless loser with socially destructive tendancies.
You have been weighed.
You have been measured.
And you have been found wanting.
Re: the last star – comment 155: BUT YOU SAID ON SHE WONT
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you are a fucking moron! hahahahahahahahaha
FELON!
I DON'T WANT TO EVEN TALK TO MARK IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH MY TIME.EVERYNIGHT THE JUST RUNS TO THE CLOSET ANS REALIZES WHAT A DUMB FUCK HE IS.BUT WHAT I DO WANT TO ASK YOU ORCHID.wHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU GIVE HIM A PICTURE OF YOUSELF TO USE FOR HIS AVI.I MUST ADMIT ITS A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE.BUT ARE YOU SURE THATS A RIGHT
MOVE TO USE AN ORIGINAL PICTURE OF YOUSELF?
Re: orchidgirl – You never left liar!
Ashton, I have my own list for you. Yes you & Demi have done some good deeds but, 1. People who do good deeds usually don't keep reminding the public of those deeds. 2. Your acting sucks worse than Keanu & you're not as good looking. 3. Perez didn't give Rumer that face, so why get mad at him.
Re: Mistress – Dumbass saggy bitch you do realize Last Felon Star called you out on comment 151! hahahahahaha Goodness women get a grip and stop kissing his FELON ass! you're like a dumb Lifetime Movie! a dumb bitch who falls for a felon and believes ALL his bullshit!
Re: Mistress – why do you care bitch at this point? you are so many people along with your friends it's pointless to keep count so fuck you!
DON'T try this shit with me saggy bitch! Question me? hahahah Bitch question YOUR friends who have many ID's! whore please
Re: Mistress – I'd have respect for you if you didn't support a FELON!
Re: Mistress – 164 No one ever does!
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – DID YOU GET THE FRUIT CAKE I SENT YOU. OH, CONTINUE TO LEAVE THE ICE PACK ON YOUR ASS,ASSUME
IM STILL SURE ITS SORE FROM THE 23 GUYS YOU DID AT THE SUPERBOWL.TELL ME IS IT HARD TO TYPE STANDING UP.WELL I'M TIRED OF WASTING MY TIME WITH A BALL TUGGIN TRANNY.I SURE HOPE YOU AND ORCHID CAN PATHCH THINGS UP .STARTING WITH YOUR SORE ASS.WELL GOODNIGHT SWEETCAKES,AND REMEMBER SLEEP ON YOUR STOMACH!!!!
Re: Mistress – WELL GOODNIGHT MISTRESS!LOVE YOU.THIS BALL TUGGER IS NO CHALLENGE.HE'S PROBABLY DUSTIN OFF OGCHID AS WE SPEAKE HAVFUN WITH PSYCO.
Canadian Bitch might make me turn lesbian.
Re: Mistress – Re: the last star –
Mistress,
You daily condescending lectures, sermons and monologues are awfully boring. and only a scum like you would impersonate other posters, pretending to be someone else. You always make snide and hateful remarks behind other people's backs. You are not a very nice human being. You complain and whine preach too much.
I wish everyone all the best. I wish Mistress all the worst.
Life is wonderful !
Wow…Kelso has completely lost touch with reality. It's funny, though, to watch him dig the hole deeper and deeper.
Re: the last star – GO BACK TO MIDDLE SCHOOL YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON! YOU ARE A COMPLETE IDIOT!
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PEOPLE READ HIS POSTS HE IS A FELON CREEP!
Re: jcapflorida –
Haha!
p.s. someone said he wrote intelligently, too bad "disdain" is spelled incorrectly. I actually looked to see if "distain" is a word, it's not. (That made me sound dumb but I haven't finished reading the dictionary yet.)
Just be happy that you can sleep late next to Fraken-Demi. How dare you.. thousands of people are out of work now and you are harrassing folks that have a job.
I only hope that you have some small sense of conscience to give you a twinge of shame.
Sorry, but I still can't stand the punk. I'm not buying his sob story. He's always looking for attention.
PS–Smart? The kid misspelled tons of easy words.
go ashton.
Re: orchidgirl – OMG I soooooooooooooo agree! I am changing my name and I have to say YOU were right and they are shit and I was wrong! She is a BITCH! she thinks her shit doesn't stink!
What do you think of Slimy Mistress Slut Fuck? Saggy Twat Mistress? Any ideas let me know! FYI: I'm not pretending to be you as it's obvious I'm not, different name and avi! Mistress actually steals avies and names and pretends to be the other people! I was just giving you shit but she actually steals avies! WEIRD!
Re: orchidgirl – Good for you! comment 173 hahahahahah
OG you grew some huge balls! Mistress, among others, is a SLUTTY BITCH!
BRANGEINA WANNABE!!
who was credit for charity? looks like someones going it for publicity.
shut up mr. potatoe head jr, go hang out your "hot" wife demi
He's so full of himself and very much overrated.
kiss my bum sluts
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – Hey you! Mistress is cool. You know you like her. Just needing to vent? Now you like Orchid? What gives? What's his name is boring but never a problem to me. The multiples on this site are funny to watch and read.
Personally, always been SP. Always will.
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So, give something positive. Something beautiful. Come on now…..
That is the guy from the 70s show right?
Doesn't this loser have ANYTHING else to do in the day? I mean, is his head so full of crap that he has to write daily essays?? Go to college, write something for ppl who get paid to read it, dipstick!
The poor thing! Such a rough life! /sarcasm
I think it was well written & well said…he has a right to his opinion
well said! *clap*
I thought that was great, dont be such assholes losers. I think that was good of him
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well, for one, my main bitch are celebs who are generally highly UNeducated (i dont think ya got your degree did ya?) ass mouths who celebrate themselves to the point of complete narcissism and then feel the need to preach to the rest of us about how we should bring fucking oneness to the earth-
just please
please ashton
just shut.the.fuck.up
go back to your fucking hollywood house
and shut.the.fuck.up
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u are such a fucking douche.
a guy who spent a few years punking other celebs and making fun of them and now someone fucking makes fun of you and you're all indignant now? please bitch
the only celeb i find more annoying right now than ashton is gwyneth paltrow - who also, is highly UNeducated but feels the need to preach her goop ideology to the rest of us common folk…..
Re: orchidgirl – #173 LMAO You just run back and enjoy your wonderful life OK. Once again - if you don't like it - don't read it.
But then apart from tending to your flowers and making lemonade you don't have much of a life do you.
Dont fuck with me Natasha - you're way out of your league!!!!!
ONE WORD: EARPLUGS!!!
The boiler at my house makes fucking loud sounds of metal being strangled all day and night. I'm never home during the day but at night the EARPLUGS come out! What an ingenius solution!! If only Ashton had the brains to figure that out!
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – God you're pathetic - now you're siding with OG. LMFAO You get sadder and sadder by the day - but also a hell of a lot more entertaining.
Bring it on psychos - this is a lot more fun now.
I told you Mark and Natasha would kiss and make up.
They always do.
You hate me because you cant do anything to get to me.
Good luck losers.
Hate all you want.
I love it.
Re: Mistress! – #184 Sweet!!!! Hello there my apostrophe'd imposter. Ready to play???
Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! – Thanks Sweet - this clown has been carrying on for so long now it's just beyond a joke, but now it's funny. Ya gotta love the haters. Thats what the pink room is all about.
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He has a job????
Re: orchidgirl – Loser.Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – Even bigger loser. Both of you need serious meds. You are both mentally ill and take this message board too seriously. Get a life and get some help. It's really pathetic now. "Waaaaaa-waaaaaa………". That's what you sound like. The real OG, you need a life. Why the fuck do you care about people on here? Are so lonely and pathetic that you have to harrass people you don't even know? That is sooooooo sad. You area sad, pathetic freak in need of anti psychotic drugs. Get a life and stop stalking people. It's creepy and it screams sad and lonely loser. Get help.
Re: natalie22 – is it Ashton's fault you got into debt in the first place? Doubt it. Take responsibility, pay off your debt, and move on.
it's disDain dilweed !
what a tool.
Re: Mistress –
of course he would
hi Mistress (o:
I know who he
is, but I'm not
tellin..I'm in
enough shit
here already
shitfukshit
((mOOn))
dingdong ((smOOch))
Re: canadianbitch –
morning fukard..hhehehehehehe
hehehehee
shitfukshit
Go Ashton!
i read every single letter he wrote and i have to say, i completely agree with the guy. i'd be just as pissed in their position, but pissed aside- they're sharing their feelings and beliefs. fuck a tabloid that puts stories together based on what some executive says the stars believe- the stars are standing up for themselves and speaking their own truths and dear lord, not only do i respect it, i've been waiting a helluva long time for it. bring on the honesty! NOT FROM THE TABLOIDS, but from the stars we adore themselves.
HEAVEN FORBID they wake up on the wrong side of the bed to an ear full of superficial banging from their neighbors and actually speak on it, instead of through their PRs and managers.
mistake or not, ashton and demi… i give you and your family TWO thumbs up! KEEP THE HONESTY COMING! FROM YOU AND NOT THE MONEY HUNGRY MEDIA! AMEN!
Who cares.If he does not want attention or to be taken out of context why is he attention seeking by even wasting his time on Twitter.. has he nothing better to do.?
Kelso needs to STFU
What an articulate, classy man! He writes very eloquently and makes very good points. Unfortunately, many of you who have responded to his blog can only think of profanity to get your point across. Hmmm. I wonder who's more intelligent?
Re: canadianbitch –
Slow day.. not when you have posted about 12 long winded sagas.Are you Ashton's.PR agent? .Did you write his long worded blog on Twitter for him.?
Perez is a vile self promoting nobody much I agree with you there - but note how one and all come here to read the repulsive bitchiness he slings around as if he is important
Hate on Demi all you want
but truth be told…
Its ALL outta jealousy!
Cuz there is not a woman
alive that is as hot as
she is. she dedicated to her
family and straight up a cool ass chick.
she is a graet actress. Ive always
loved all her work. Ashton is funny as hell too.
And they are good parents , well amazing parents,
which Im sure thats hard to do in Hollywood
these days. GIVE THEM SOME CREDIT.
There are so many parents out there
effin up thier kids for life and that are
on drugs and alcohol and seeking only to please themselves
and ashton K & Demi M are totally devoted
to thier kids and each other and it SHOWS!
WOW, this guy is so annoying! ( that speech is way too long- is he the new Kanye West! Oh, no, wait, the new Martin Louis King, 3rd!). Jeeeeeeez!
Re: Mistress – Hello, my dear Mistress! A big hug and kiss to you and your loved ones. Love you!!!